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NYT: Fiction Now Opinion News

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AN OP-ED FROM THE FUTURE

Comrades!! A YUGE advance to the Glorious World of Next Tuesday has been accomplished.

After years of the struggle to advance beyond mere Socialism, into pure Red Square Kommunism, the opinion page of the New York Times has made the giant leap forward.

Teaching the American workers and peasants that incorrect facts can be a constitutionally protected opinion, has achieved maximum energy force launching pure Red Square Kommunism like a NoKo missile test.

From the NYT:

Editor's note: This is the first installment in a new series, “Op-Eds From the Future,” in which science fiction authors, futurists, philosophers and scientists write op-eds that they imagine we might read 10, 20 or even 100 years in the future. The challenges they predict are imaginary — for now — but their arguments illuminate the urgent questions of today and prepare us for tomorrow. The opinion piece below is a work of fiction.

The NYT now prints news opinions which we are then challenged to MAKE FACT.

Comrades! It is now YOUR duty to make the fictional opinions of someone better than you....TRUE!!!

Toil like you've never TOILED before to make your quota....or else.

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The New York Times is clearly imitating the People's Cube here. We used to write such editorials back in 2010, when a New Year's drunken incident sent the Cube into a wormhole.

Glorious News from the Year 2100

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As usual, Red Square and The Cube have blazed the way to GWONT. Jackalopelipsky has only watched as incorrect facts became accepted as opinions on the editorial page here in local news in Texazistan. Things then PROGressed to make the incorrect facts posing as editorial opinion become a constitutionally protected right capable of nullifying actual self-evident facts. PROGress, indeed.

And now the Cube's Wormhole has indeed become reality according to the NYT Editorial Board. F.A.C.T. not opinion. MOST EQUAL PROGress. Get your opinions now declared inviolable constitutional rights as facts directly from the NYT Editorial Board. Then toil in order to pay to make these opinions FACTS...in 10 years.

Forelock tug to Red Square's Time Machine to Future and Back.

Jackalopelipsky
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I thought the "philanthropic effort to bring genetic cognitive enhancement to to low-income communities" is called Planned ParentHOOD with the emphasis on where they place them according to the dear founder Margaret Sanger's instructions. You know Hilldibeast so deservedly was presented with the PPFA Margaret Sanger Award when she was Sec. of State.

If a person's 'zip code' is an excellent predictor of lifetime income, educational success and health', what about a person's phone number? When I started life, we didn't even have numbers, it was a ring, three longs and three shorts. In fact, now that I think about it zip codes hadn't been invented. Maybe that's the problem with my income. I think I got cheated.

With all these people's obsession with gene enhancement I'm surprise they haven't dug up Johnny Wadd and stolen some of his genes.

Remember the quote "there is nothing new under the sun"? This little experiment has been done before.............................

        Mystery item No. 1

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Komrades! We must not allow a mind craft gap!


Turgidkopf:
Yeah. I think it would be extremely naive of us, Komrade Dirigent, to imagine that these NYT developments are going to cause any change in Trump's extortionist lunacy. [DeSanderski kneels, unseen, and begins photoshopping the Big Kube with a secret chimera inside a google watch.] I mean, we must be... increasingly on the alert to prevent Trump from taking over our toiling space, in order to write more prodigiously than we do, thus knocking us out in superior dumbers when we diverge! Komrade Dirigent, we must not allow... a mind craft gap!

Strangenoss:
...Square! [stands up out of his kubicle] I haf a plan. Heh. [pauses, realizing that he is talking] My Vozhd, I can talk!

[multiple scenes of exploding Kubes, prancing to the tune of "The Internationale"]
[THE END]


(Rumors circulate, the above mindcraftly spoofs sumtin.)
(TPC bunker - which may or may not exist - neither confirms nor denies.)


        Mystery item No. 2

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:... With all these people's obsession with gene enhancement I'm surprise they haven't dug up Johnny Wadd and stolen some of his genes ...
OTOH, Komradette Clara... Howbow a few genes of, ye know, Carl Friedrich Gauss?

(um, just thinkin' aloud...)


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Trashmouth, it seems a self-evident fact-o-rama that bringing THiS Deep State Shark terrorizing even the children of City Council Member's and Sheriff's children. Cube writers at the NYT Editorial Board are going to be pounding those keyboards mind crafting some overtime...but has pay for overtime time been negotiated? Overtime is totally against Federal NYT Mind Craft Union Rules. So, that problem must be negotiated by Federal NYT Mind Craft #Local Officials to see if deal can be struck as to how much Mind Craft per keystroke is a FAIR and EQUAL worker/Megalith Owner acceptable deal.

Genossee and CIZ are busy sorting through zip codes to see where best to send NYT Editorial Board Specified Opinions which the toiling masses of selected zip codes are then TASKED with making FACT. Lots of NYT Mind Craft of Editorial Board CERTIFIED Opinions are going to be needed...so it looks like Cubist can drain this mega slush fund of capital from the Capitalist NYT Stockholders in a parasitic wealth redistribution plan BIG TIME. Ain't Amerikka great?? Drain the Capitalist Swamp!! All that wealth is just sitting there...ready for us to spend it like it was real C.A.S.H. Make the NYT's Great by helping the NYT's Editorial Board to Drain the NYT's Corporate Swamp.

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Red Square wrote:The New York Times is clearly imitating the People's Cube here. We used to write such editorials back in 2010, when a New Year's drunken incident sent the Cube into a wormhole.

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The "Pelosi Joins Borg Collective" article has aged like a fine French wine.

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Fortunately, there have always been forward thinking prognosticators amongst us.


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