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Obama has Oktober surprise for capitalist pig Romney

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Obama has Oktober surprise of his own for capitalist pig Romney...


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According to Obama's deputy campaign manager Stephanie Cutter, she announced that the Obama campaign has uncovered a veritable treasure trove of Obama voters in all 57 states. In fact, according to the Obama camp, going by their figure estimates, they could dig up more Obama voters than Romney could ever hope to bamboozle into voting for him in November. Glorious news indeed for our great leader!

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Indeed! Due to the glorious success of our Dear Leader's first Four-Year Plan, he has convoked shovel ready legions of new pulse-challenged voters. Forward!

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Excellent work, Schweinhund. It seems you have retrieved the TOP SECRET pictures from David Orr's office in Crook County where the real voter rolls are.

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Our DЭMOCЯAT Paяty Dэaя Lэadэя has created a million jobs out of thin air:

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Don't ask me how we did it, for that is ultra-secret... ACORN is not the only team our Dэaя Lэadэя turns to in fabricating identities.

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The Cook County MASTER OF LIES knows how to Cook the numbers. What else is new???

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Jíbaro wrote:

The Cook County MASTER OF LIES knows how to Cook the numbers. What else is new???
There is never anything new in Crook County, unless mass arrests and prosecutions take place -- which would be about as common as a Joe Biden sentient moment.

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And remember comrades, this magnificent surprise not only helps with securing well deserved votes for our dear leader, the countless shovel ready jobs which are needed to excavate these precious votes shall eliminate all incorrect propaganda referring to unemployment!

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Chitcago Necro-voter's creed: "Pry this ballot from my cold, dead hands".


 
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