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Dear Comrades,
Yesterday, the workers and peasants marched and sang hymns to Comrade Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama at the celebration of his Second Inauguration as Supreme Head of State. During his address to the Party, B. B. Obama called on all political factions to end their opposition to his leadership so as to usher in a new era of the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.
Speaking directly to the Imperialistic, greedy, oppressive, counter-revolutionary Republican Capitalists, the President stated, “We cannot mistake absolutism for principle, or substitute spectacle for politics, or treat name-calling as reasoned debate.”
Comrade President Barack Barackovich outlined his objectives for the new Five-Year Plan, in which he promised many new initiatives designed to bring about universal equality and prosperity to the Masses. His remarks on Global Warming were so profound that the weather agreed to be 15 degrees colder than normal to suit the occasion.
Among his many promises, Comrade President Barack Barackovich promised that all children in the USSA must receive the same care and oversight as adults, and so there would be a new effort to Collectivize child-rearing in secured State facilities throughout the nation, so that, “all our children, from the streets of Detroit to the hills of Appalachia to the quiet lanes of Newtown, know that they are cared for, and cherished, and always safe from harm.”
Parents will soon receive notices to surrender their children at the nearest railway station for relocation to their nearest facility so that they can be properly protected and cared for by 24-hour armed guards.
The President also promised more equality for homosexual citizens than their present share, including a new effort to increase their numbers from 3.4% to roughly 15-20% of the USSA population through school programs designed to encourage more students to enter into ‘conversion therapy’ after engaging in mandatory supervised sexual experimentation.
The President also remarked that, with the success of the Party’s pro-abortion and contraception campaigns, the birth rate in the USSA continues to fall. To supplant the decreased supply of peasants and workers, he proposed a new plan to import new peasants from Latin America, provided the Mexican government will agree to release more of them, given the shortfalls they have experienced in their own reproduction quotas.
The Party will soon announce new De-Kulakization programs through Debt Distributions and annexation of Kulak property. There will also be a new songbook of hymns to Comrade President Barack Barackovich based on the performance of the many loyal musicians and artists who entertained him during the festivities and have devoted themselves to Progressive agitation.
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
Yesterday, the workers and peasants marched and sang hymns to Comrade Party Chairman and President Barack Barackovich Obama at the celebration of his Second Inauguration as Supreme Head of State. During his address to the Party, B. B. Obama called on all political factions to end their opposition to his leadership so as to usher in a new era of the Dictatorship of the Proletariat.
Speaking directly to the Imperialistic, greedy, oppressive, counter-revolutionary Republican Capitalists, the President stated, “We cannot mistake absolutism for principle, or substitute spectacle for politics, or treat name-calling as reasoned debate.”
Confident Obama lays out battle plan as he launches second term
Comrade President Barack Barackovich outlined his objectives for the new Five-Year Plan, in which he promised many new initiatives designed to bring about universal equality and prosperity to the Masses. His remarks on Global Warming were so profound that the weather agreed to be 15 degrees colder than normal to suit the occasion.
Among his many promises, Comrade President Barack Barackovich promised that all children in the USSA must receive the same care and oversight as adults, and so there would be a new effort to Collectivize child-rearing in secured State facilities throughout the nation, so that, “all our children, from the streets of Detroit to the hills of Appalachia to the quiet lanes of Newtown, know that they are cared for, and cherished, and always safe from harm.”
Parents will soon receive notices to surrender their children at the nearest railway station for relocation to their nearest facility so that they can be properly protected and cared for by 24-hour armed guards.
The President also promised more equality for homosexual citizens than their present share, including a new effort to increase their numbers from 3.4% to roughly 15-20% of the USSA population through school programs designed to encourage more students to enter into ‘conversion therapy’ after engaging in mandatory supervised sexual experimentation.
The President also remarked that, with the success of the Party’s pro-abortion and contraception campaigns, the birth rate in the USSA continues to fall. To supplant the decreased supply of peasants and workers, he proposed a new plan to import new peasants from Latin America, provided the Mexican government will agree to release more of them, given the shortfalls they have experienced in their own reproduction quotas.
The Party will soon announce new De-Kulakization programs through Debt Distributions and annexation of Kulak property. There will also be a new songbook of hymns to Comrade President Barack Barackovich based on the performance of the many loyal musicians and artists who entertained him during the festivities and have devoted themselves to Progressive agitation.
Citizens, welcome the New Era of Socialism in America! Agitate for Collectivization!
Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People’s Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator
Let's all join the zero establishment society! 
It's amazing how you anti-corporate types call for the largest corporate entity of all, the federal government, to institutionalize you in its big corporate culture and demand it force everyone to be a good corporate fit.
What a bunch of phony baloney bull you statists are full of.
What a bunch of phony baloney bull you statists are full of.
Citizens, welcome the New Era of Socialism in America! Agitate for Collectivization!
Immigration reform, gay rights and climate change. Yea, he knows what the problems are. Funny how we have not heard anything about Benghazi since the assault on the 2d Am. Best defense is a good offense.
Anyer Marx
Funny how we have not heard anything about Benghazi since the assault on the 2d Am. Best defense is a good offense.Comrade Marx, I believe that the MTE, Her Hillaryness, was due to testify tomorrow, but apparently she fell down and hit her head again.
I was flipping through the usual car radio channels in my trusty Russian steed this afternoon, looking for the best PBS reception, and I accidentally overheard some racist teabagger claiming that the whole Benghazi thing was about gun running weapons to Al Qaida and that Christopher Stevens had been involved in gun running to jihadist rebels before, which makes his presence there make a whole lot of sense.
To the teabaggers, maybe. We, of course, know better.
As Dear Leader has repeatedly stated, the Benghazi murders were the result of a pathetic >spit< racist reich wing video.
All heil Obamma the "One"! He is only in his second term, with many more to come because he is so young and fit, full of vim and vigor! We can all look foward to spend some time in an ameikkan gulag just like our great brothers & sisters got to do in the glorious motherland: 
Isn't collectivization wonderful? Previously, man exploited man. Under socialism, it's the other way around!
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