from this guy... The TexasFred Blog

Dear Leader vistied Austin this afternoon. He felt very much at home, as Austin is the"Chicago" of Texazistan.

FORWARD!

One must not be impatient with Dear Leader. He is secretly planning many jobs for our newly minted citizens to be. And remember - the fact that he has never actually had a real job himself, and never operated so much as a street corner hot dog stand, is no reason to assume he shouldn't be in control of "creating" future jobs. He has many talents.

Our greatly mediocre dicktator Obamaliminator is only taking his due kredit for the new jobs in Texastan. His hidden message is that Texans are selfish in taking more than their share of the expansion.

Obummer did consider to seek advice from Perry, but knows that his own ideas are the best & cannot stand for any improving. Additionally, how could a governor who appreciates freedom, responsibility & self-protection have good ideas? That would be silly.

umm, seeing dear leader- from- behind in a cowboy hat is enough to make any American/ Texan capitalist, throw up in his or her mouth. (and pardon the mess).

Fear not, Fraulein; He easily fits into the pattern known locally as
"all hat, no oil." We know what that looks like...

Nice day for weeding the beet fields, don't you think?

Do ration cards come out this week or next? I forget...

[quote=Next week... I hope. Hungry."Tovarichi"] Fear not, Fraulein; He easily fits into the pattern known locally as
"all hat, no oil." We know what that looks like...

Nice day for weeding the beet fields, don't you think?

Do ration cards come out this week or next? I forget...[/quote]

I thought the guy in the cowboy hat was from the Village People.

Captain Craptek wrote:...the fact that he has never actually had a real job himself, and never operated so much as a street corner hot dog stand, is no reason to assume he shouldn't be in control of "creating" future jobs. He has many talents.

Indeed, Kom Kap Krap... It is PRECISELY BECAUSE Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) has never held a "real" job or run a business IS the VERY reason HE is the BEST QUALIFIED to be in control of creating jobs. Why? Because, it is obvious from the moribund state of our economy that those who have held and/or offered jobs to others in the "free market" laissez faire krapitalist system obviously DO NOT know how to create jobs. They are encumbered by their own paradigm based on some mystical system called "market forces" -- when every one knows the only effective force in an economic system is that vested in Government Power. Further, their careless, stiff-necked, parochial points of view are restrictive at best.

[highlight=#ffff00]When we provide the power to create jobs to a central Power -- in this case, Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) -- The One who has never held a job, we are able to break free of the failed paradigms of the past and press forward with dynamic, compassionate, fresh, new ideas by unlocking both HIS unencumbered imagination(s) and the public coffers.[/highlight]

Basically, because HE has NOT ever held a job, Dear Reader (AP&PBUH), is able to "think outside of the box." This is why we give University Professors their tenure -- for we understand that those who cannot successfully compete in the market are the best qualified to teach others about how to successfully compete in the market.

It reminds me of Chairman Mao's gloriously successful Great Leap Forward, which aimed to engage China's vast population to "fundamentally transform" the country from an agrarian economy into a modern communist society through the process of rapid industrialisation and collectivisation. Having no real experience in running an economy himself, the venerated Chariman led the campaign based on the purely academic Theory of Productive Forces. He later intensified His efforts to Leap Forward after being informed of the impending disaster from grain shortages.

The beneficent result was that genetically inferior Chinese Reich Wingers starved off 'dropped out of the labor market' in droves which brought down soaring unemployment rates. Because of a little short term pain, China has since GAINED ground as the emerging Prime Economic Power of this sentury!

As we see, history shall repeat itself as Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) fundamentally transforms AmeriKKKa from a Robber Baron economy built only to benefit the rich into a karing, kompassionate post-modern progressive economy built only to benefit those in high government office.

Why, HE is the ONLY one WHO CAN!

FORWARD!!! Full Speed!
...And Damned the Unintended Konsequenses!