As Air Force One flew out of Seattle, back to the next political trouble spot, the very heavens opened up, and thunderclaps heralded the exit of our Glorious Chairman. Many citizens trembled in awe at this astounding sound, and will doubtless be suffering PTSD, and anxiety over having been so close to Obama, only to have him leave.
Any reports of broken glass from so-called "sonic booms" of "scrambled fighter jets" can be traced back to capitalist saboteurs and hooligans attempting to discredit The Party. Truly today was a glorious day for Washington State, and an advance towards the Glorious World of Next Tuesday.
I left my government-issued apartment cube in my Lada destined for my socially-acceptable, ecologically-friendly, economically-neutral job and found myself stopping for a full ten minutes on Interstate 90 where it merges with Interstate 5, all to honor the great Obamessiah and his need for solitude from the proletariat while he travels.
While working at my S-A, E-F, E-N job, the building was thoroughly shaken and the lights jarred in the warehouse from what we all assumed was an explosion, but to find out our dear leader was simply making his passing known was too much for some and they fell to their knees, praying to Mecca-lecca-high-mecca-highny-ho.
Lt. just_a_careconomically-neutral job
Dear Comrade Car, what glorious hope you have given to my outlook in this recovery. I will henceforth view my business as economically-neutral. Although our sector is experiencing the worst downturn in galactic history and economic neutrality would be a rosy scenario, still, it has a nice ring to it.
Quote:The float plane left the restricted area before the fighters arrived. Obama was never in danger, and no injuries or damage were reported. The pilot of the Cessna 180 was released after being questioned by the Secret Service, The Associated Press reported.
No sanctions have been announced for him or his passenger, who said that they were unaware that Obama was in Seattle stumping for Sen. Patty Murray and were shocked at the fuss that resulted from their flight.
No Sanctions?! HOW DARE THIS PROLE BE UNAWARE OF THE ADVENT OF HIS OBAMANESS?!! Why weren't he and his passenger among the throngs of well-wishers and dedicants that welcomed his coming? No Sanctions? I think a little gulag-time might raise his political awareness...
Comrade Lt. Car, you have coined a most equal phrase. "Economically Neutral Job." It is one of those heroic phrases that will agitate the masses in the never ending struggle for economic justice and solidarity.
If all jobs are economically neutral, there will be no growth, or no loss. None can be greedy and exploit others, and there will be no unemployment.
I demand Economically Neutral Jobs for all!
"Economically-neutral job", a pseudo-intellectual euphemsitic way of saying "good for nothing." Perfect for our day and age.
One must consider those that either have no job or little pay for what they do... economies are "zero-sum"; the richer those 5% that have 95% of the wealth get, the poorer other people get, even if they don't know it. By working an economically-neutral job, you're ensuring that you don't deprive others of their wealth by bettering yourself.
First, they must ensure that the only growth that happens is concentrated in the hands of The Party. Secondly, they must ensure that the proletarian masses are not given the temptation of greed through income that exceeds what the state determines they need. Ideally, all of their basic needs would be given to them by the state, and paid for through taxes, while what income they do receive would be allocated on mandatory spending on such consumer goods as the state dictates.
GREED IS THE DESTRUCTION OF THE COLLECTIVE!
After a worker toils at their mandated job, taxes are taken out to cover their government issued apartment, health care, clothing allowance, food, and utilities, then the prole is given a small allowance to spend on discretionary consumer goods and entertainment. The important thing though is to eliminate capital surplus on all levels, except that of government. As we have seen the boom and bust of capitalism proves that we need an economy that neither grows, nor shrinks, but rather stays just the same.
The State knows best what people need, anything more risks a return to the old cycle of wealth and prosperity which a consensus of our political scientists has shown to be a failure.
Quote:That’s why I favor socio-economic egalitarianism. It makes more sense to measure success on other factors, rather than money and material wealthFor the well-being of present and future generations, and to honor previous, I think we all owe it to ourselves and each other to consider how the world could be different. Instead of fear, distrust, hate and violence, imagine a world of kindness, full of light, love, sharing and cooperation.