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Ronald Reagan: Too Socialist for Today's GOP? (YES!!)

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Blah blah blah, Ronald Reagan would not be welcomed in today's GOP. Blah blah blah, Ronald Reagan was a sensible socialist who loved central planning. Blah blah blah, GOP further to the right of Reagan who was himself farther to the right of Hitler. Blah blah blah, Reagan would be ashamed of his party's adherence to radical constitutionalism. Blah blah, extremist have control of the GOP and want to implement a corporate/Wall Street-led theocracy that will abolish Social Security, Medicaid, and life-saving Food Stamps. Blah, Ronald Reagan would be ashamed! Ashamed! Blah blah!
Last edited by Chairman M. S. Punchenko on 9/8/2011, 3:57 am, edited 3 times in total.
Reason for editing this post: The post needed to be sanitized to reflect correct ideological conclusions and aid the reader in coming to those correct ideological conclusions.

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Ronald Raygun would be honored to be mentioned in the same breath as His O'liness. Especially in his later years of retirement.

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Chairman, thank you for the "all of the above" choice. That made it really easy to agree with every thread of the party line without having to think or choose. That's how I like my government.

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We used to tremble at his Reactionary name, but the Paяty Dэaя Lэadэя has been so effective at appropriating of his attributes that now the average useful idiot can't differentiate between the Dэaя Lэadэя and Ronald Reagan.

By the way, the Reactionary Maximus still has a legacy of Counter-revolutionary movements. Just like the Contras of old, the Tea-Party carries the Olympic Flame to this day. Perhaps our glorious DЭMOCЯAT Paяty should make a similar law today as the one with which wэ slowed down the progress of the Contras.

Let's criminalize the Tea Party:

It is an unregistered political party.

And giving money to such unregistered political parties should be illegal.

Moreover, time is money, so anyone working for free for the Tea Party is giving them money.

Therefore, anyone advocating, associated and involved in the Tea Party is a criminal.

Problem solved. Now, back to the world of NЭXT TUЭSDAY.


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Ivan Betinov wrote:Chairman, thank you for the "all of the above" choice. That made it really easy to agree with every thread of the party line without having to think or choose. That's how I like my government.

You are most welcome, Comrade Betinov. In the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™ all memes will be cleverly placed in advertisements that market wonderful American consumer products and services. For example, your favorite GEICO commercial will feature the talking gecko informing you of the various crimes committed by Rick Perry against minorities, seniors, and the very gender confused Jon Huntsman Jr. Proles will no longer judge commercials by their humor or catchy jingles and will instead judge them based on the truth that they expose. Everyday you will be inundated by new and creative mass marketing that will help you choose the products that disparage Rick Perry, Sarah Palin, or any other evil doer in the most negative light.

"Hmm, I like Pepsi more than Coke because Pepsi depicts Sarah Palin sniping at seniors from a helicopter while Coke just depicts her stealing their Social Security checks. I'm going to buy the Pepsi -- it has more added propaganda value."

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Reiuxcat wrote:Ronald Raygun would be honored to be mentioned in the same breath as His O'liness. Especially in his later years of retirement.

Oh silly me. I mis-read that last sentence. Had to go back and read it again because I thought you said "...in his later years of imprisonment".


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And I heartily agree with Comrade Betinov. The "select all" option is the perfect "all sides Red" PC choice for members of the People's Cube collective.

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Meow, it is with tears in my rheumy old socialist's eyes that I must question your Party Fealty™. Or your Cooperation Coefficient™ with the Will of the Peeeeople™. Damn those Option-two things are getting hard. But as long as we have GoodIntentions™.

I fail to see why I cannot choose more than one option. After all, like the French king, "So what if I contradict myself? I am large!"

What don't you get about the logically challenged? Is there some DEATH WITH that you have, to offend the logically challenged? Just because you're dead from the neck up doesn't mean that you cannot be the finest Speaker of the House ever. The years from 2007 to 2011 for Congressthing Nanski Peloski will go down in fame across the progressive world.

And she did it, listen up, Meow, without benefit of a brain.

So we have proof that being a blithering idiot is only a resumé builder in the People's Party.

And I personally have problems with some of the independent thinking that you've been showing lately. The first rule of a prog is never utter anything that you haven't heard on both your bridgework from Saturn and from Noble Space Dog Laika on your Superheterodyne, Phased-antenna-array tin-foil hat.

And you are willing to throw that away. Just see if you get your Hummels back. Leninka has been casing doe's eyes at me lately.

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We must add, neither would that glorious Peoples Candidate, and Reagan (*ahhhhrrmmm...cough, I hate to say this word*) hero (*gag*): Barry Goldwater, be accepted in today's Theocratic Wall Street Oligarchy™ GOP!!!

(How's that for People's sentence structure?)

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Comrade Rooster,

I believe you exceeded your monthly quota of parentheses and asterisks for the month of September.

just thought you should be warned know.

Your humble servant to the peoples,
Rcat

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Doublethink - the ability to hold simultaneously beleive two or more contradictory things. It's not just fiction anymore, it's a requirement for the politically correct commissar.

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:
And I personally have problems with some of the independent thinking that you've been showing lately. The first rule of a prog is never utter anything that you haven't heard on both your bridgework from Saturn and from Noble Space Dog Laika on your Superheterodyne, Phased-antenna-array tin-foil hat.

What an insult, Theocritus! How dare you charge me with independent thinking! If there is anyone in this collective capable of thinking -- let alone thinking independently! -- it is most certainly not me! My pride has been damaged and my good name, my Kennedy name, dragged through the muck and trampled beneath the lesser feet of a common prole! Thinking is a dog's disease, like gratitude, and I indulge in neither! Next you will wrongfully accuse me of being productive or... (Gasp!) being generous! My goodness, you have made Commissarka Pinkie faint at the dangerous thought of me being generous.


 
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