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The People:"BP apology not enough", Call for public spanking

POLL: Best spanking technique to teach Capitalist criminal Hayward and his cronies a lesson.

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This is a special TASS Report:

At last the Capitalist criminal mastermind behind the Gulf oil spill, were brought in front of a Politburo Board of Inquiry. This violator is non other then BP executive Tony Hayward. Even though this neo-kulak and his band of Capitalist cronies, tried to mislead the people by making it seem that they were going above and beyond to fix the situation and repeatedly claiming that BP would pay for all cleanup and claims arising from the "incident", the People saw through this charade. Although through the continuing effort by Comrade Markey of Massachusetts the Capitalist criminal Hayward has been publicly humiliated by being forced to apologize to the People for the evil imperialist tactics his company used to perpetuate it's existence, more action is still demanded.

Effectively hearing the People, our Dear Leader effectively exercised tactics employed by such Heroes of the People and Socialist Ideology as Hugo Chavez and Benito Mussolini by ordering BP to pay $20bil to the People for their crimes. The Capitalist criminals are also being questioned as to why they didn't alert the proper regulatory agencies to break their indefinite operational hiatus and send out their regulatory Comrades to the gulf in order to properly access the situation. This blatant operational violation impaired our Dear Leader's ability to properly respond to the crisis.

But, never the less, our Dear Leader has responded with the swift iron fist that we so know and love. After a few days in front of the tribunal and a standard oval office "de-capitalization" and re-education, it seems that the People feel/demand more "hands on" action from the government. Following an outcry from a concerned comrade attending the tribunal, earlier today, it seems that the only way to truly fulfill The People's need for reciprocity would be to conduct a televised public spanking of BP executives. It is now up to the People to decide what would be the best way to spank the Capitalist criminal Hayward and his band of neo-kulak cronies.

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Aw come on people. We all know Comrade First Secretary Kruschev was a visionary. He thought of "Banging the Shoe" over half a Century ago. He just didn't throw it, though I'm sure he wanted to. Kennedy lucked out.

Have we forgotten "Мы вас похороним!" ("We will bury you!")?

Yes, we need more layers of inept and wasteful government to counter wasteful and inept layers of government. The problem is always: not enough government. If all else fails, nationalize it, unionize it, over tax it, bail it out, flog it and appoint a CZAR.

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che.mao.joe wrote:Yes, we need more layers of inept and wasteful government to counter wasteful and inept layers of government. The problem is always: not enough government. If all else fails, nationalize it, unionize it, over tax it, bail it out, flog it and appoint a CZAR.

Comrade,
All has failed! The Evil Corporativism system is a criminal abomination. The only way for the Party to achieve it's ultimate agenda is to do create what Dear Leader calls "economic justice" in our groupthink kollektive.

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" Any argument supporting for profit health insurance has been destroyed. The solution is get some kind of non-profit health insurance. Weather it is a Government system or a Private System. If you support for-profit health insurance you support a criminal system that kills people ."

"You are just another Russian psychotic who "claim" ti have lived there without referring to the fact you were brought up in a commie nation. I will take OUR government any time over the sadistic, evil selvage corporativism you have here. Good luck. "

These are actual words of a Prog who was trying to debate me on Youtube in response to one of our TeaParty videos. I just love when they hit me with the whole "your opinion doesn't count because the Socialist country(in my case, the USSR) YOU grew up in was not 'pure' in their approach and that's why they failed"

I also had very little luck trying to explain to this person the definition of a "contextual error" (e.g. "evil selvage corporativism")

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So, my fellow Comrades, save yourself from "evil selvage corporativism" while you still can!!!


Marxspeed!!!

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If the BP oil spill was a sluggish bottle of ketchup, I'd have to turn them upside down and smack their bottom.


 
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