Quote:I LOVE OBAMA!!!
Quote:Oh my god, he's so perfect and amazing. I cried watching this. I'm so proud to be an American with him as our leader. I LOVE YOU MR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!
Quote:It is really amazing to not only see him as our President, but see him like this. Showing how human he really is and sharing it with everyone is why I would have this man as our king if we were able.
Quote:I was moved wholeheartedly by his humble and sincere gratitude. This was a poignant moment of honesty between a man (not a President, but a MAN) and the people who've supported him. I couldn't be prouder to have cast my vote for Barack.
Quote:Aw, I fucking love this. I'm so glad we have an actual human being as president.
Quote:That's my goddamn president and I could not be prouder. My only regret is that he won't be able to run for another term in 4 years.
Quote:He believes, loves, and will protect all of us to the best of his ability. I'm so very happy he won.
Quote:His sincerity is absolutely awesome. He didn't do this as a stunt or a PR move or anything, he took this time to genuinely thank his staff and express how grateful he is to the team that stood behind him. I am so proud to be an American with him as a leader, and I hope we can all continue on this road of progress we're on. I love being in the middle of this generation and getting to watch real changes to the status quo being made.
Quote:I've never been so proud to be an American.
Quote:I've never considered myself a diehard Obama fan -- a supporter, yes, but often a skeptical and doubting one. But after what he (and his team) accomplished in this election, I would walk over broken glass for this man.
Quote:I will never let myself fall in love with a candidate like Mr. Obama ever again. My stomach has hurt for months and is now just starting to relax. Being the local phone bank captain has been rough. Winning is better then losing any day. God Bless Barack Hussein Obama
Quote:That's the third time this week this man has made me cry. His humanness is such a relief that words can't really do it justice.
Quote:He cries so much more gracefully than I do.
Quote:This is the most honest and humanizing moment that I have seen of any president. Not only just in the US, but of any leader around the world. I truly think that he is one of the most amazing people to ever lead a country because he is REAL. He fights for all of us, and is thankful every single day to have the ability to make a real difference using the position that he has earned as leader of the United States. I would vote for him forever if I could.
Quote:You know.....THIS president is the ONLY president that I have felt connected to and he feels connected to ME, even though we've never met. It just feels like he lives in my heart.
Quote:This is real. This is the man I trusted in 2008 and I never stopped because I know enough of what is in his heart and it's good stuff in there. I love my president.
Quote:He's an intelligent, eloquent,thoughtful and decent man in every way.We are lucky to have a leader who I believe will go down in history as one of the best President's
Quote:There has never been a President who cared about The People and his Country more.
Quote:I cried too. Its like justice has been done and this man is just such a gracious man.
Quote:What a contrast. We went from the worst President in US history (dubya), to possibly one of the greatest Presidents ever, Barack Obama.
Quote:that's why we re-elected you mr. president, we know you really care.
Quote:You deserve this Mr. President and we are behind you all the way. We believe in you. Your campaign staff is historically the best as well. A extraordinary President for extraordinary people who helped get you re-elected. I would vote for you again and again
Quote:OBAMA LOVES AMERICA, MORE THAN HE LOVES HISSELF.... THAT'S WHY HE'S OUR PRESIDENT!
Quote:Thank you Mr. President, got me all misty again, Why do you have to be so humble, a man of clear vision, unwavering passion! So very proud like you,Mr. President, that America is truly moving forward and chose forward despite the unlimited flooding of money, lies, voter suppression and alternate reality. We the People do amazing things when we're engaged, standing united for change from the status quo! We have a Great President, the Peoples Lobbyist!
Quote:We are the most fortunate nation on the face of the Earth to have Barack Obama as President
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