A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE PEOPLE'S CUBE COLLECTIVE!

As a reader of the People's Cube, you get access to free medical and economic advice designed by experts in therapeutic justice exclusively for high-ranking Party members.

This latest breakthrough in progressive therapy comes with great metabolic and existential benefits:

• Improves eyesight and appetite
• Relieves headaches, pressure, and bloating
• Raises awareness of your self-worth and well-being
• Minimizes damaging effects of "shellacking" in the recent elections
• Makes you more attractive in the eyes of members of the progressive sex
• Helps you to feel better about the suffering of the small people

We wish you to repeat this exercise daily in the coming New Year!

Comrade Square,

An added benefit is the money acquisition has come through a nefarious source for which you are not accountable or liable for tax purposes!

Of course that's just a warm up for . . . SPENDING OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY! It makes me feel so - so - so Utopian just thinking about it.

Before we all get stuffed and really f$%#^d up I would wish you all, Comrades of The Cube, a very Progressive New Year. Specially at the countdown. May this new 2011, the 94th anniversary of the Glorious Revolution™, bring us new shovels and even more fields to use them with joy.

SARFU pretty much sums me up any day, any time...but thanks for the sentiment.

1. We, the glorious progressive, never overindulged in food nor drink (regardless of what you've heard!!) and never get really *****! (regardless of what you've heard!!!)

2. Wanting more shovels and fields sounds capitalist!!! spit

Pay no mind to our pretty Frau. Between her glass eye, wooden leg and false teeth, I'm beginning to think she's not altogether there.

Of course we get get smashed and over indulge. It may just be a typical day for the Frau, not different from any other.

Happy New Year to all (and vodka flavored kisses for all the gulag gals).

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Pay no mind to our pretty Frau. Between her glass eye, wooden leg and false teeth, I'm beginning to think she's not altogether there.

I am shocked! SHOCKED! I knew nothing about the glass eye, wooden leg and false teeth.

I was too busy looking at Fraulein Pulloskies great big knockers.

The BRoCOLi wrote:Before we all get stuffed and really f$%#^dup I would wish you all, Comrades of The Cube, a very Progressive New Year. Specially at the countdown. May this new 2011, the 94th anniversary of the Glorious Revolution™, bring us new shovels and even more fields to u se them with joy.

Comrade,You need to be able to express yourself adequately without resorting to every day vulgarities. The goal is to keep this site in the "G" range, after all, it is for the children. Comrade Tooorisky

Weeeeeeeee!!!

That sure beats jogging.

Comrades Whoopie and Scratchy, **%$#@!!@#%$! ^%$#@!!!!!!!!

I AM ALL TOTHGEHRE HERE! IT HSA ALL BEEN PIAD FOR ON THE GORENMNET REPYAMENT SYSTEMMM FOR 16 YREAS!! AnD It iS alWAYs A TYpicAl dAY iN tHe CUbE BehCAuse WE I NevRe Ober inDUlge you old GAotS!! *&^$#*!!

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrades Whoopie and Scratchy, **%$#@!!@#%$! ^%$#@!!!!!!!!

I AM ALL TOTHGEHRE HERE! IT HSA ALL BEEN PIAD FOR ON THE GORENMNET REPYAMENT SYSTEMMM FOR 16 YREAS!! AnD It iS alWAYs A TYpicAl dAY iN tHe CUbE BehCAuse WE I NevRe Ober inDUlge you old GAotS!! *&^$#*!!

So is it OK if I keep looking at your knockers?

Red Square wrote:
We wish you to repeat this exercise daily in the coming New Year!

Thank you Red Square and a Happy profitable New Year to you too.
I'm reminded of what you told me so long ago...
"The Cube isn't so much a business as it is a source of cheap labor...like a family"

Lets start NOW! Everyone dump the contents of your wallet on the table in front of you so the others may examine it. Except you, Whoopie. No one wants to know whats in there...

A very Happy New Year to all my Comrades. May all our dreams come true this New Year.

Assia Ahat - Prelyudiya radosti , enjoy my Brothers and Sisters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbpBqDT ... re=related

Chedoh, that is so correct. The last time I looked in his wallet, you would not believe the sorts of disgusting photos I found with him doing..... but I digress.......

Happy New Year to all and to all a good new year, gulag free!

Frau, there is no way you ever got to rummage through my wallet because whenever you enter the room I take it out of my back pocket and hide it in my sock.

Happy New Year Comrades,

While I was spitting and frothing at the mouth at all the decadent celebrations going on around the world -- I stopped on a glorious quote from a comrade on the peoples state provided internet and registered it with proper's peoples authorities....

Comrade Whoopie wrote:Frau, there is no way you ever got to rummage through my wallet because whenever you enter the room I take it out of my back pocket and hide it in my sock.

and I take it out of your sock while you are passed out from some recent celebratory entertainment, have your face buried in the latrine or eating some pickled beets. Surely, you do not think the Frau can be fooled so easily.

Very good Red Rooster and keep up the good work.

Happy New Year Comrades!
And now a word from our sponsor.

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrades Whoopie and Scratchy, **%$#@!!@#%$! ^%$#@!!!!!!!!

I AM ALL TOTHGEHRE HERE! IT HSA ALL BEEN PIAD FOR ON THE GORENMNET REPYAMENT SYSTEMMM FOR 16 YREAS!! AnD It iS alWAYs A TYpicAl dAY iN tHe CUbE BehCAuse WE I NevRe Ober inDUlge you old GAotS!! *&^$#*!!

So is it OK if I keep looking at your knockers?

No doubt they are quite impressive but I fail to grasp the facination.

Groucho Marxist wrote:

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comrades Whoopie and Scratchy, **%$#@!!@#%$! ^%$#@!!!!!!!!

I AM ALL TOTHGEHRE HERE! IT HSA ALL BEEN PIAD FOR ON THE GORENMNET REPYAMENT SYSTEMMM FOR 16 YREAS!! AnD It iS alWAYs A TYpicAl dAY iN tHe CUbE BehCAuse WE I NevRe Ober inDUlge you old GAotS!! *&^$#*!!

So is it OK if I keep looking at your knockers?

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No doubt they are quite impressive but I fail to grasp the facination.

Comrade Groucho Marxist, apparently we have cultural disharmony going on here. I realize that translations between languages can be disorienting, and the meaning of regional colloquialisms are likely to be lost, but...

Am I missing something?

STOP IT!! I DENOUNCE YOU BOTH FOR OVER INTRUSIVENESS. &$#@!

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:STOP IT!! I DENOUNCE YOU BOTH FOR OVER INTRUSIVENESS. &$#@!

Now we are in trouble comrade Marxist. I hope her shovel got left out in the snow.

Superkommissar Maksim wrote:Happy New Year Comrades!
And now a word from our sponsor.

Most Glorious Superkommissar Maksim, these could also come in handy 'round the sow unit. I'll refrain from mentioning the aromatic finger malady these could help avoid.

Question: Do they come in XXL Magnum?

O.k. Frau, the coast is clear, bring out the goat gonad soup for Scratchy and Whoopie.

This could be new Dynamic Duo of Da People: Scratchy & Whoopie's Fun Prog Hour!

I'll bring my golf clubs if you need help, especially with ol' goat scratchy. He needs a few hole in one's...

Superkommissar Maksim wrote:Happy New Year Comrades!
And now a word from our sponsor.

Comrade Buffoon wrote:

Superkommissar Maksim wrote:Happy New Year Comrades!
And now a word from our sponsor.

Most Glorious Superkommissar Maksim, these could also come in handy 'round the sow unit. I'll refrain from mentioning the aromatic finger malady these could help avoid.

Question: Do they come in XXL Magnum?

Err Comrade, which head do you wish to place the appliance upon?

Ta boot one of course, did you actually think that was a boot?

Surely you saw this coming

You forgot the FINGER CONDUMS!!!! Now my cockles are going to get an STD!!!

Red Rooster wrote:O.k. Frau, the coast is clear, bring out the goat gonad soup for Scratchy and Whoopie.

This could be new Dynamic Duo of Da People: Scratchy & Whoopie's Fun Prog Hour!

I'll bring my golf clubs if you need help, especially with ol' goat scratchy. He needs a few hole in one's...

Got news for you comrade Red Rooster- as a 60 year-old white male in Amerika, there is not one square inch of me that hasn't already been beat black and blue. Already been beat, raped, robbed and left for dead.

Just wondering...................who is the Comrade counting all those hundreds? and when can we all expect our share?

Grigori E.R. wrote:Just wondering...................who is the Comrade counting all those hundreds? and when can we all expect our share?

That's Red Square paying Alczarweary for the opiate that feeds the peoples masses...

Your share? Get in line Brother... get in line.

Why don't you count my money? I will enjoy watching you pass out of fatigue. The best part is none of it will go to taxes or those who are entitled to it and do not work while desperately needing it.

Comrade useful idiot Smith are you in the mood for bacon? Guess who's coming for dinner?

Only if it's on a golden plate and you don't mind eating my scraps that I toss at you out of my dining room window.

Komrade Kapitalist Pig,

The Party will do more than eat your scraps, you are what's for dinner. When we are finished initiating the Red Jihad, we will make sure all the gas chambers are open for your pig fat.

You see when we wrote the Communist Manifesto, (shortly after reading the inspiration of Sharia in the Koran), we made sure to make room for useful idiots with names like smith and jones and oliver. There are so many who are so useful to the Revolution, yet in the end need disposed of properly. A good pork bag for the envious and neo-kulaks always makes way for the Revolution.

So while you plow the streets of New York, we are plowing you. While you re-educate the children for us, we are re-educating you. While you wait for shovel ready jobs, we are are making you shovel ready!

Your irrefutable arguments are drowned by my unending quest for profit! Red Jihad? I will now buy all the airports and force all young Islamic males to go through a slightly more thorough security screening. Why? Just because I am a calloused offensive jerk like that! Also I will run over poor people at Wall street with my golden limo. What say you now?

Comrade Vladimir_Scratchanitch,

The first 60 years are the tough ones. It gets easier after that. It's all about stealth dear Comrade, calm under pressure and knowing when the time is right. Take Adam Smithfield for instance. There he is aggravating our Dear (hard core Communist) Red Rooster. If there is anything RR hates more than cats it's Capitalist Pigs and look at the post from Karl The Krony Kapitalist. It's going to be a feeding frenzy!

Anyway, here's a little ditty I love to listen to when I'm feeling down:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk58ZQu ... re=related

Adam Smith,
We love you man. Keep up the good work. We were running low on wealth to re-distribute.

Mmmmm Hmmmm Hmmmmm! I love me some pork ribs.... It's what's for dinner...

I suppose it was what little taxes I paid that enabled you to get that food. Typical I suppose. Enjoy it while you can, me and the other fat cats will shut out your life giving taxes on us!

Wait, I thought golf was now the peoples game?

Comrade Buffoon, you have given me a chuckle and Red Rooster is now ready for anything.

Grigori E.R. wrote:Comrade Vladimir_Scratchanitch,

Adam Smith,
We love you man. Keep up the good work. We were running low on wealth to re-distribute.

Thats nice and all but as a capitalist I am unable to love you or anything else except of course, money.

Mr. Adam Smith wrote:Your irrefutable arguments are drowned by my unending quest for profit! Red Jihad? I will now buy all the airports and force all young Islamic males to go through a slightly more thorough security screening. Why? Just because I am a calloused offensive jerk like that! Also I will run over poor people at Wall street with my golden limo. What say you now?

Then I am thinking that Amerikka will be safer fromterrorist freedom fighters, which would not be good for the Democratics and especially Janet Incompenitano... or much use for greedy capitalist. Possibly an extended visit in Cuba or Venezuela is in order for you to truly enjoy how the real other half of the world is forced to lives.

Comrades! Lay off of "Mr. Adam Smith," will you?

I suspect that the person behind that straw-pig avatar is, in fact, George Soros, who is too modest to be posting under his real name.


If anything, we need more of such comrades posting here, to propagandize the korrekt, Party-approved image of capitalist pigs. Such straw-pig image was developed by agitprop artists over a hundred years ago and served an important role in the Bolshevik Revolution - but it has been underused in the Western hemisphere, except maybe Cuba, Venezuela, and a handful of other progressive anti-capitalist dictatorships.

ah yes, we shall bow to our own personal dear leader Comrade Square. If not for capitalist pigs porking up the place, how should we know how glorious socialism truly is? Indeed, who is more progressively glorious than Georgie the sore Ick... Soros, I ask? How difficult is must be to take advantage of capitalism and communism, at the same time.

Comrades, I believe the current truth has established that pejorative terms like rich, wealthy, capitalist, investor or speculator must never be used when referring to George Soros.

He is to be described as a Philanthropist.

(However, Dick Cheney who has been known to give 77% of his income to charity should always be described as a rich greedy capitalist pig.)

Comrade Whoopie wrote:....
He is to be described as a Philanthropist.
....)

I denounce you for saying that. There was never any proof that he was anything but a gentleman with those little children. You should not be throwing around such termage without sufficient evidentiary, Comrade Whoopie.

Red Square wrote:Comrades! Lay off of "Mr. Adam Smith," will you?

Thank you, and as promised the money I would pay you for defending me is in your account.

So let it be known that this individual now has the most money. Now fight amongst your selves while I watch in enjoyment, I have a very expensive meal to eat that caused 12 people to starve to death during it's preparation. So if you all will excuse me...