In order to accommodate a growing population of religious minorities in America who engage in underage marriage, the children's toy store chain will offer a wedding registry service. The decision comes after toy maker Mattel announced its decision to begin supplying head coverings with next year's Barbie lineup.
"A company like Toys 'R' Us must remain nimble enough to adapt to a changing culture." offered the company's CEO. "We are simply trying to meet the demand of a growing segment of our population that does not adhere to traditional American mores.The move is seen as a real boon to the retailer, with the massive increase of migrant refugees from the middle east, whose male members can marry up to four girls as young as six years old.
Mikhail LysenkomannDo they also have a bridal registry for goat-brides?
I don't know -- but they carry the Barnyard Barbie Play Farm!
Monopoly could become Caliphate.
Operation could become Torture
Game of Life can have such life decisions as 'marry a child' or 'become a suicide bomber' or simply be a 'moderate enabler'.
Good to see you back, Kopernicus-ski!
What about your board game?!
I felt I deserved some recognition for distributing frog meat equally to the remaining players.
We all know you're a good man. And, I really mean that.