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Vive La France

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Comrades. I am sure have you seen the most progressive is style uniforms that our athletes of the Olympics will have to wear. Most impressive, indeed. Not only do the uniforms look more progressive, in the style of our French comrades, but, to make it even better, the manufacturing of the uniforms were outsourced to our brethren in communist China.

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The author of this image is denounced for depiction of two persons with moral authority score of 0, comprising 50% of image characters, and undermining search for freedom and equality as displayed by Air France hostess and morally perfect minority person. Party uniform is also incorrect shade of red.

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Don't forget our new track and field uniform...........

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Why are our comradely athletes wearing their underpants on their respective heads in the photo?

Has there been a New Directive from
The Peoples Bureau Of Compliance that has not yet reached our collective?

[P.S. And why was the photo cropped to remove The Beautiful Visage Of Commissar Obama from the top of the flag? Someone will need to pay for that error. Just sayin'...]

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This one is not deer leaders fault..
Bill Clinton knows of Chinese places where he got a "special deal" on uniforms,
The low bidder got the contract, and that is why the uniforms looks like sheets.

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I'm confused, again. Why is the competition of the Olympics good, but some other kinds of competition bad? How is it fair that only some win gold medals? In the name of fairness, everyone should get the gold.

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Ded, old bean, THIS competition is good because America can loose at some of the events (like Croatian Rules Beagle Balancing and Synchronized Nose-Picking) thus showing that we aren't an exceptional nation.

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Komrade Dedhedvedev.

Your understanding is imperfect. Allow me the brief liberty to explain the profound hidden principle buried in this protocol:

When somebody wins a medal there is great joy amongst nationalist collective of country of origin because each and every one of them, as collective, have by default won the medal.

In future, as Progressives overcome the forces of Tyranny, the number of competitors will decrease to one representative per competing nation, and the number of nations will decrease to one competing global state, allowing one person per race, and that person shall represent the Glorious World Socialist State.

Henceforth races will become a formality and the global collective shall win gold in every event - after 31 days of choreographed simultaneous bowing at the throne of eternally equal State Chairman.

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Let the Games begin!

And I, too, am concerned about this "competition" aspect - I propose that all the medals be the same color and made of the same metal - say, lead - and that ALL participants be awarded an equal number of them!

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Comrade Rock,

That is the main point of these politically sensitive "games".


At Gander Mountain ALL the footwear is made in China except one: made in Vietnam. Can we win a war barefooted?

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Is true that nostalgia ain't what it used to be, but uniform is redolent of clothes worn when Lenin was with our grandparents. The only thing changed is beret instead of straw boater, which pleases Dear Leader since that head cover was worn by British OxBridge Olympians and ours in 1924. Comrade Reid is throwing hissy fit for benefit of U.N.I.T.E. who have been selling out their members since it took over I.L.G.W.U. which was real Union run by Real Workers.
Patriot Coal filed Chapter 11 today. I met miners who worked for them and have been unemployed for almost a year now. Former Comrade Trumka who was leader of their Union, U.M.W.A. sold them out too. He now leads AFL CIO and could care less.
Comrades Awake! Hope and Change is hoax and chains.

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The latest designs may not include the "Ho Chi Minh" style of unisex footware.

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Speaking of French fashions, here's a crowd of patriotic Frenchmen awaiting the arrival of their newly elected president at the Élysée Palace.

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A' lá Acq-barre! mes comradienne! (or something like that...)

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Comrade T.......... that was truly inspired !
( The State has rewarded you with yet another sixer of Lone Star for this evening.)

PS.........Any drones above Lake Travis ?

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I'm a competitve skeet shooter, the Federale's set it up so I can stay in the yard and don't even have to yell "pull"


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It IS recommended that you remove the tires and propellers before dining...

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just boil them until tender, and serve with a light orange sauce over a bed of rice.


 
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