Contest: Put Design on First Lady's "Husband Beater" Shirt



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Here, use this blank:







I could not decide which one





















Something about this seems mean and rubs me the wrong way. On the other hand, a shot a Joy Behar does ease the pain. And let's be honest, good old Joy is not responsible for dismantling the world's largest economy. Put a socialist/Marxist/ revolutionary in a muscle shirt and (without an automatic weapon and tattoos) they appear deceptively lovable and harmless.




Second, No Irony Curtain! Is it not ones duty to please those better than oneself? She would so get it! I'd even strap on a feed bag after!
Third, - Disturbing news?
Its okay now! The State Media waves the hand of blah blah!
And makes life right!

FFFFAAAAAK











As you may or may not have noticed I've been MIA for several weeks. I was taking a break from politics and working on a side project. I'll be back at it as soon as I have an idea.


CBS News said;
"Sources who spoke with CBS News were puzzled as to why the federal agency would block websites that contain controversial opinions and questioned whether the move would violate First Amendment rights and the freedom to access information."
I'm glad you brought this to our attention. I do believe a full investigation is in order! Who are these Sources that dare question the Current Truth of the Party? Puzzled? What part of the words "Current Truth" do these ???????? not understand?




"I’ll take you OUT, sucka"
"I waxed my shoulders to wear this"
You wanna dance mo fo?
I’m Finally Proud Of NASA.
For the first time in my life, I feel that I won’t be a second term First Lady.
"Paradigm Shift" with an arrow pointing down. Her rack mirrors America.
Free Mustache Rides.
"My other shirt is a Che shirt"
Buck Fush.
Man’s Country Yacht Club.
"Stay classy Shelly O"
Phuck U, San Diego
My brown wife beater is less racist.
Eat your heart out, Jackie Kennedy!
You’ve Made Enough Money.
FIGHT OBESITY - START HERE
Chicago Dept. Of Corrections.
I used to be a Sasquatch!
Anger Management Dropout
So I Put THIS Fist Up HIS Ass And Told Him, "You WILL Respect Me!!"
Tehran State U.
Love a Wookie!
Baby’s Momma
Que viva el presidente Chavez!
HEY OBAMA-A-A-AH!!
Save The Tatas.
F#ck the 2nd Amendment! The only guns I believe in! (arrows pointing to arms)
Welcome To My Nightmare.
Too Much Pie For You!
It’s A Commie Thing – You Wouldn’t Understand.
Socialism – It’s A Big F#cking Deal!
SEIU Nation
Just Drawing Attention Away From My Big Booty.
If the "Girls" were any lower, they would be "Boys."
"NASA" on the front, on the back … "where NO MAN has gone before"
"I see white people"
Yellow Peril - White Guilt - Black Holes
"Socialism … it’s not just for rat-people"
"Zimbabwe – a model for Amerika"
"Cuba – Heaven on Earth"
"North Korea – see the Future"
"But some are more equal"
Von Biatch
Tarp Out
You say Marxist like it’s a bad thing.
Don’t Ask Me For Sh#t.
Saginaw For Change.
I "club" My Husband. (see Gallagher)
Peaches and Herb – 40 Year Reunion.
I married a Social Climber from the bottom rung of the intellectual ladder
My other Husband is a Man
The Obama Administration: Destroying the country since January 20TH, 2010
Beauty is as beauty does, so get the F–k out of my way!
Lard Smuggler with fatitude
I Hate My Country, But I Love My Government.








(However I expect the beatings to continue until our attitudes improve)


I must denounce myself for not being accurately clear - since we are coming out of the "Bush recession", thank yous to dear Leader, government could


Fraulein Pulloskies
All too good to chose one but I do see a 'recession business' emerging for someone.Yes Dear Fraulein... and who is the leader in Clothing Communism™?




Quote:
I Hate My Country, But I Love My Government.This should be on every single prog letterhead, masthead and even forehead. Nothing is better at describing our glorious progdom.



All apologies Comrade Square. I didn't see that this suggestion was already put forth...back to the gulags' drawing board.







Welcome to the Collective!
Since we are all Post Racial and Post Partisan here all Coconuts, Oreos, Bananas and Watermelons are welcome!
Amandla!
Obamugabe


And is this not of the obvious?


And thank Stalin for America's Jews--who vote reliably Democrat even though the Democrat party is doing everything that it can do destroy Israel and build up Iran.












Commissar Theocritus
Mrs. Al, perhaps Helen Thomas is now in the Lincoln Bedroom after her remarks about driving the Jews out of Israel. No one has done more to hurt Israel than the Progressives and Progressive thought in Europe is just plain <i>Judenhass</i>. Most "civilized" opinion is the same thing.And thank Stalin for America's Jews--who vote reliably Democrat even though the Democrat party is doing everything that it can do destroy Israel and build up Iran.
Commissar Theocritus, the Mosslime world is not to have two much better



