Contest: Put Design on First Lady's "Husband Beater" Shirt

This picture was asking for it.


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Here, use this blank:




 

 

Domestic Viloenz...........Domestica Violences ........sweet sweet music ......
 

Comrades,

I could not decide which one









 

oooh, I must denounce myself. This is full of too much enjoyments!

 

If she hopped on a trampoline she'd get two black eyes.
 

Does she not already have those, loyal Comrade? You do not suggest she has two white eyes?!!
 

 

 

Behind every great man is an even GREATER WOMAN. If you doubt this simple truth just ask any WIFE.


 

Without an armored boob belt, Michelle's tits are on a slippery slope.
 

 

From Irony Curtain of the KG3 (later reorganized into IOTW) -



 

 

A new "tool" to use in hypnotizing the masses into believing in Hope and Change




 

First, many apples and promises of retirement pastures to More Equaler Red Square for the agitprop invite!

Second, No Irony Curtain! Is it not ones duty to please those better than oneself? She would so get it! I'd even strap on a feed bag after!

Third, - Disturbing news?




Its okay now! The State Media waves the hand of blah blah!

And makes life right!





FFFFAAAAAK
 

Actual Tees



















As you may or may not have noticed I've been MIA for several weeks. I was taking a break from politics and working on a side project. I'll be back at it as soon as I have an idea.
 

Comrade Buffoon,
CBS News said;
"Sources who spoke with CBS News were puzzled as to why the federal agency would block websites that contain controversial opinions and questioned whether the move would violate First Amendment rights and the freedom to access information."

I'm glad you brought this to our attention. I do believe a full investigation is in order! Who are these Sources that dare question the Current Truth of the Party? Puzzled? What part of the words "Current Truth" do these ???????? not understand?
 

 

Our comrades at IOwnTheWorld.com are helping us with suggestions. Here's what their think tank have added to our groupthink:


"I’ll take you OUT, sucka"

"I waxed my shoulders to wear this"

You wanna dance mo fo?

I’m Finally Proud Of NASA.

For the first time in my life, I feel that I won’t be a second term First Lady.

"Paradigm Shift" with an arrow pointing down. Her rack mirrors America.

Free Mustache Rides.

"My other shirt is a Che shirt"

Buck Fush.

Man’s Country Yacht Club.

"Stay classy Shelly O"

Phuck U, San Diego

My brown wife beater is less racist.

Eat your heart out, Jackie Kennedy!

You’ve Made Enough Money.

FIGHT OBESITY - START HERE

Chicago Dept. Of Corrections.

I used to be a Sasquatch!

Anger Management Dropout

So I Put THIS Fist Up HIS Ass And Told Him, "You WILL Respect Me!!"

Tehran State U.

Love a Wookie!

Baby’s Momma

Que viva el presidente Chavez!

HEY OBAMA-A-A-AH!!

Save The Tatas.

F#ck the 2nd Amendment! The only guns I believe in! (arrows pointing to arms)

Welcome To My Nightmare.

Too Much Pie For You!

It’s A Commie Thing – You Wouldn’t Understand.

Socialism – It’s A Big F#cking Deal!

SEIU Nation

Just Drawing Attention Away From My Big Booty.

If the "Girls" were any lower, they would be "Boys."

"NASA" on the front, on the back … "where NO MAN has gone before"

"I see white people"

Yellow Peril - White Guilt - Black Holes

"Socialism … it’s not just for rat-people"

"Zimbabwe – a model for Amerika"

"Cuba – Heaven on Earth"

"North Korea – see the Future"

"But some are more equal"

Von Biatch

Tarp Out

You say Marxist like it’s a bad thing.

Don’t Ask Me For Sh#t.

Saginaw For Change.

I "club" My Husband. (see Gallagher)

Peaches and Herb – 40 Year Reunion.

I married a Social Climber from the bottom rung of the intellectual ladder

My other Husband is a Man

The Obama Administration: Destroying the country since January 20TH, 2010

Beauty is as beauty does, so get the F–k out of my way!

Lard Smuggler with fatitude

I Hate My Country, But I Love My Government.
 

 

 

All too good to chose one but I do see a 'recession business' emerging for someone.
 

Great point Frau, maybe the People's Director can afford to start leaving donuts in the lunch room on Fridays.

(However I expect the beatings to continue until our attitudes improve)
 

(I think our attitude will improve with provided donuts)

I must denounce myself for not being accurately clear - since we are coming out of the "Bush recession", thank yous to dear Leader, government could buy out bail out Levi's and then encourage unions to make new business with slogan ideas. That is much better, is it not.
 

Fraulein Pulloskies

All too good to chose one but I do see a 'recession business' emerging for someone.

Yes Dear Fraulein... and who is the leader in Clothing Communism™?


 

I wanted to add an animated GIF of the Hypnotoad, but my skills are lacking.
 

Quote:

I Hate My Country, But I Love My Government.
This should be on every single prog letterhead, masthead and even forehead. Nothing is better at describing our glorious progdom.
 

Nothing Says "First Lady" Like a Wife Beater
 

All Hail Tsarina Maochelle
All apologies Comrade Square. I didn't see that this suggestion was already put forth...back to the gulags' drawing board.
 

Tsarina Maochelle, take two:

 

Michelle Jefferson Hussain Obama
 

Comrade Coconut

Welcome to the Collective!

Since we are all Post Racial and Post Partisan here all Coconuts, Oreos, Bananas and Watermelons are welcome!

Amandla!

Obamugabe
 

And is this not of the obvious?



 

Mrs. Al, perhaps Helen Thomas is now in the Lincoln Bedroom after her remarks about driving the Jews out of Israel. No one has done more to hurt Israel than the Progressives and Progressive thought in Europe is just plain <i>Judenhass</i>. Most "civilized" opinion is the same thing.

And thank Stalin for America's Jews--who vote reliably Democrat even though the Democrat party is doing everything that it can do destroy Israel and build up Iran.
 

 

 

Welcome VodkaWench, nice work. But I'll take a pass on your scorpion flavored vodka.



 

Are you sure? I've been sipping it all eveing andf i fleel fi
 

Commissar Theocritus

Mrs. Al, perhaps Helen Thomas is now in the Lincoln Bedroom after her remarks about driving the Jews out of Israel. No one has done more to hurt Israel than the Progressives and Progressive thought in Europe is just plain <i>Judenhass</i>. Most "civilized" opinion is the same thing.

And thank Stalin for America's Jews--who vote reliably Democrat even though the Democrat party is doing everything that it can do destroy Israel and build up Iran.

Commissar Theocritus, the Mosslime world is not to have two much better fiends friends.



 

The Lincoln Bedroom is a traditional Democrat campaign financing source. Get those two freeloaders out of there and find some paying customers. We can reward backward friends and relatives AFTER The Revolution.
 

Comrade PC, are you to be saying Dear Leader is backwards?