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Allahu Akbar, Great Balls on Fire

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(This a belated musical tribute to the panty bomber whose revolutionary act of gonadal immolation has led to free prostate and cervical checks at all our nation's airports)

You shake my nerves and you rattle my plane
Your desert religion drives a man insane
Your nuts are grilled ... Oh, what a thrill
Alllahu Akbar, great balls on fire

You fell in love with that Wahhabi money
Your mission came and you blew it Sunni
You took a match ... and scorched your nads
Allahu Akbar, great balls on fire

Wallah, roast 'em jihadi ... Oooooh, feels good?
Guard em jihadi .. I want to bust 'em like an infidel should
You tried ... About died
I'm gonna tell the virgins that they're fried, all fried

I'm pinning your arms and I'm breaking your thumb
I'm scared to death but it sure is fun
C'mon jihadi ... shriek to Al Mahdi
Allahu Akbar, great balls on fire

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Thank you comrades. For next number, I am singing song performed by Wilson Pickett just after he converted to Islam and was known as Wilson Salaam

Muslim Sally (Huh ... ha)
Guess you better slow your Islam down (Allah .. what I said now)
Muslim Sally now baby ... (Allah)
Guess you better SLOW your Islam down (Ha .. oh yeah)
You've been praying all over town, now
Ooooh! I guess I have to get your black burqa off the ground (Ha ... What I said now)

Listen ... All you wanna do is praise Allah, Sally ... (Allah, Sally, Allah)
All you wanna do is praise Allah, Sally ... (Allah, Sally, Allah)
All you wanna do is PRAISE ALLAH, Sally ... (Allah, Sally, Allah)
All you wanna do is praise Allah, Sally ... (Allah, Sally, Allah) Listen here
One of these Ramadan mornings (Allah!)
WHOA! Gonna be wipin' yo' prayin rug .... (Ha, what I said now)

Lookie here ... I brought you a brand new Koran ... a 1964 (Ha!)
And now you come around prostrating, woman
That I ain't your Akbar anymore
Muslim Sally now baby ... (Allah!)
Guess you better slow that ISLAM down ... (Ha! Wallah)
You've been praying all over town
OWW! I got to get your black burqa off the ground (HA! ..What I said now)
Listen here one more time, y'all

All you wanna do is praise Allah, Sally ... (Allah, Sally, Allah)
All you wanna do is PRAISE ALLAH, Sally ... (Allah, Sally, Allah)
All you wanna do .......



I am putting this one in comments as I only have one stanza finished and will probably leave it that way. So allowing me finish off set with song by another band who is convering to Islam and is now calling themselves "Burtuqan Salaam" (Peaceful Orange)

PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, BLIND BOY

Hey, (DO it!)
Once I was a blind Koran reader
Praying with a Jihadi band!
I never had no problems
Cutting off the thieving hands
But the Arab spring around me
Got to be a moving so fast
But then I reacted quickly (Yes I did)
And Koran down to check out the blast

Yeah, they were shrieking and howling
And wailing to no availing
And just as the police came
Somebody turned to me and shouted
PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, blind boy!
Pray that funqi surah RIGHT!
Pray that funqi surah blind boy
Bend down and prostrate
And pray that funqi surah till we die
Till we die .. Wallah, till we die


Thank you, thank you, comrades. I am being here until next vtorneek. Tell fellow inmates and not forgetting to tip borscht server ... 'cause you just might getting few extra potato peels in next bowl, you are knowing what I am sayink. Spokoyna nochi, vsye!

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Well, they tried to understand me…Yeah, huh, thought they could connect with my mind
How could they be so foolish, [How could they]…Jihad is ours, you're left behind
So still I kept on fightin'…Wow, Jihad every step of the way (Yeah, what we did)
I said, "I must go back there"[Got to go back]…year seven hundred nothing has changed

Yeah, they were shrieking and howling
And wailing to no availing
And just as the police came
Somebody turned to me and shouted
PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, blind boy!
Pray that funqi surah RIGHT!
Pray that funqi surah blind boy
Bend down and prostrate
And pray that funqi surah till we die
Till we die .. Wallah, till we die


(Come on…Play century seven jihidi music)

[Hey, wait a minute] Now first it wasn't easy…changin' the infidel minds
And things were getting shaky…Living in the centuries behind
Oh, but now its just like the Hajj [It's just like the Hajj]…I'm cutting off heads off ev-er-y day
And-I'll always love that feelin' [Yes I will]…Of marchin' around the Kaaba

Yeah, they were shrieking and howling
And wailing to no availing
And just as the police came
Somebody turned to me and shouted
PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, blind boy!
Pray that funqi surah RIGHT!
Pray that funqi surah blind boy
Bend down and prostrate
And pray that funqi surah till we die
Till we die .. Wallah, till we die

(They shouted, PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH) PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH
(PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH) Got to keep on…PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH
(PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH) PR-AY THAT FUNQI SURAHP
(PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH) Wanna go to Mecca now…

PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, blind boy!
Pray that funqi surah RIGHT!

PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, blind boy!
Pray that funqi surah RIGHT!

PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, blind boy!
Pray that funqi surah RIGHT!


(Verses by Groucho. Props to Callmelennie for the rest and inspiration.)

Open for changes as well


I might have known that Comrade Director Groucho could not abide an unfinished parody. So here is complete song in proper form integrating all of our ideas



Yeah, once I was a blind Quran reader
Praying to a jihadi band
I never had no problems
Cutting off the thieving hands
But the Arab Spring around me
Got to be a moving so fast
But then I reacted quickly (Yes I did)
And Quran down to check out the blast

Yeah they were shrieking and howling
And wailin' to no availin'
And just as the cops came
Somebody turned to me and shouted
PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, BLIND BOY!
Pray that funqi Surah RIGHT!
Pray that funqi Surah, blind boy
Lay down and prostrate
And pray that funqi Surah till you die (Till you DIE!)

Now they just can't understand this
They think that we are out of our minds
How could they be so savage (How could they?)
Leaving women and children to die
And yet we'll keep on fighting
Jihading every step of the way
I said "We must go back there" (Go way back)
Return the world to the Prophet's days

Cause they were shrieking and howling
And wailin' to no availin'
And just as the cops came
Somebody turned to me and shouted
PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, BLIND BOY!
Pray that funqi Surah RIGHT
Pray that funqi Surah, blind boy
Lay down and prostrate and pray that funqi Surah till we die
(Till we DIE!, Wallah, till we die!)

(Come on ... chant some of those sanctified VERSES)

Now first it wasn't easy
Changing all the moderate minds
And things were getting shaky
Living 14 centuries behind
But now it's so much better (it's so much easier)
They're submitting now in ev-er-y way
And I'll never lose that memory (No I won't)
Of how terror made them cower that day

When they were shrieking and howling
And wailin' to no availin'
And just as the cops came
Somebody turned around and shouted
PRAY THAT FUNQI SURAH, BLIND BOY!
Pray that funqi Surah RIGHT
Pray that funqi Surah, blind boy
Lay down and prostrate
And pray that funqi Surah til we die (till we DIE! ... Yeah, till we die)

They shouted Pray that funqi Surah (Pray that funqi Surah)
Pray that funqi Surah (Got to keep on praying funqi Surahs)
Pray that funqi Surah (PR-AY that funqi Surah)
Pray that funqi Surah (Wanna send you to the virgins now)

Pray that funqi Surah, blind boy
Pray that funqi Surah right ...


 
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