Hail myself
Hail to me
I'm the kid
Who skipped out of history
Hail myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Gun taker in the land!
Everything I do, I do for me!

CHORUS:
Yes, you do!
Yes we're coming for your guns, and that means you
Hail myself
Raise your fist
CHORUS:
Yeah Boy
Watch all the paparazzi stand and cheer


Hooray!
Look at all the paparazzi...
Hail myself!

Smile for all the paparazzi..
Hail myself!

Look at all the paparazzi....
...stand and cheer!

What a Furor. Let's give our salute and...
Hi hayde hidey hoedy!
Hail myself!


I was just a Parkland schooler
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from DNC
Causing such a furor
Liberals were blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
Spoke a few rants
Now douche bags are smiling too!
It ain't no myst'ry
It's teenage sophistry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Hail myself
Watch my show
I'm the Liberal Pee Wee Herman
Dontcha know
We're following orders
The old world order is here
Tell a great big lie
Ev'ryone say hail to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...

Springtime for David and twattery
Fist raise the new craze today

F Bombs are spewed on que again
Douche bags are on the rise again

Springtime for David and vermin-ry
Boycotts are called for once more
Springtime for David and mobbery .. means that
Soon they'll be facing
Soon they'll be facing
Soon they'll be facing
You bet we'll be starting ...
A WA-A-A-AR!!!!

Hey, Groucho Marxist, you mean like this?

Heil to the world historic equality of Comrade Groucho's work!! It calls for an exactly equal Side B. With something old, something new; something borrowed* something booed



Broward County was a scandal what a dismal story
Needed a new spokesman to revive gun grabber glory
Where oh were was he
Where could that twat be
We looked around and then we found
The punk for you and me

And now it's

Springtime for Shitler# and vermin-ry
Proggland is grabbing and gay
We're marching over "Die Unterwhites"
Look out, there goes your Bill of Rights

Springtime for Shitler and mobbery
Winter for reason and facts
Springtime for Shitler and lunacy
C'mon Davey, just show us that stance

I vas born to douchey proggs, unt zat ist vhy zhey call me Hogg
Dont be stupid, be a proggie, come and join the rule by mobbie

Springtime for Shitler and twattery
Fist raise the new craze today
Proggs calling for your rights again
Tensions are on the rise again

Springtime for Shitler and vermin-ry
Boycotts are called for once more
Springtime for Shitler and mobbery .. means that
Soon they'll be facing
Be shocked when they're facing
Don't know they'll be facing
A WA-A-A-AR!!!!

*(It would appear that one of us may or may not have borrowed from the other; in all likelihood we may or may not ever get to the bottom of this. But in the larger sense does it matter? The inspiration of one is the inspiration of all, making the very idea of "borrowing" an unspeakable anachronism)

#(In other development, I'm now using "Shitler", in reference to "Little Shitler", a nickname that has made the rounds in the our neck of the blogosphere and which seems to be most apropos for this self apppointed Obersttwattenfuehrer of the "Jugendrang nach Waffen")

Thank you comrade Lennie...

See my edit above

I borrowed a most equal part of your work for which I'll gladly share a most equal part of my royalties with you...

Lennie and Groucho=Geniuses! Awesome!

Dearest Komradinskaya Pamalinsky

If there be genius here, it is merely a manifestation of the genius of the Cube collective itself in all the glorious entirety of the splendid indivisibility of its illustrious totality ... which merely serves to underscore the sublime uniformity of the resplendent consonance of its wondrous harmony!!!

Comrade Groucho and I are merely the humble and unworthy conduits of this genius

And I just thought the moldy rye bread was tasty

Lennie and Groucho,

Me too!

Thank you all for the kind words, rats, and extra portions of moldy rye bread

Callmelennie wrote:Dearest Komradinskaya Pamalinsky

[highlight=#ffff00]If there be genius here, it is merely a manifestation of the genius of the Cube collective itself in all the glorious entirety of the splendid indivisibility of its illustrious totality ... which merely serves to underscore the sublime uniformity of the resplendent consonance of its wondrous harmony!!!
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Comrade Groucho and I are merely the humble and unworthy conduits of this genius

Such a brilliant usage of the English language and the expression of the collective as well, especially the last sentence after the three dots. Friggin' awesome! You guys rock!

Found this on Twitter...