For Hef....



Now I am older, creepy old stare,
Need to trim eye brows,
Will you still be my best girlfriend
Geritol and pack of depends?

If I'm passed out quarter of Ten
Would I be a bore?,
Will you still wed me, tuck me in bed me,
Now I'm eighty-four?

oops oops oopsie oopsie
Could I ask for more?, (ah ah ah ah ah)
And if you say, I do,
You're just twenty four.

I need one handy and maybe two
When Viagra's gone.
You can wear tight sweaters by the fireside
'lectric wheelchairs go for a ride.

Pushing my wheelchair, wiping my butt
Help me off the floor
Will you please med me, will you still wed me,
Now I'm eighty-four?

Every Playboy Bunny gets an invitation to stay the night,
Hope you don't mind dear
I still grope and stare
Like grandchildren to me
Lisa, Sue, Elaine

Send me an email, type me a text,
Stating point of view.
Indicate precisely what you want for pay
I'm sincerely Wasting Away.

Prenup agreement, fill in the form
Till I hit the floor
Bet you'll hurry me, then you'll bury me,
Now I'm eighty-four

OHHHH!