You were a porn star, Stormy, wherever you filmed
And you took my money one day
All the sudden our agreement's fallin' down
And you want money be paid
You want more pay

More Money, More Money
You want more money paid

Yesterday's fling was consensual bit of sleaze
But, like liberals ya changed
Now things are different today
Your stuff's sagging and old
And you're filming on CNN
Your claim to fame

More Money, More Money
You want more money paid
You want more money paid

More Money, More Money
You want more money paid

More Money,

More Money

Daniels is going tonight on CNN
I can see her career swirling down in the drain
Oh and I can see Daniels aging badly
God it looks like Daniels must had too many cream pies

The porn drain ain't pretty, and many have been
Well Daniels says it's the worst place that she's ever seen
Oh and she should know, she's been down enough
We won't miss Daniels, No we won't miss her much

Daniels a porn star you are old history
Do you now feel the strain now for time doesn't heal
Career has died, and your age tells you why
Daniels your porn star falls from grace in the sky

Daniels a porn star you are old history
Do you now feel the strain now for time doesn't heal
Career has died, and your age tells you why
Daniels your porn star falls from grace in the sky

Daniels is going tonight on CNN
I can see her career swirling down in the drain
Oh and we just wish Daniels would wave goodbye
God it looks like Daniels must had too many cream pies
Oh God it looks like Daniels, must had too many cream pies

There was a vote and I made the edit....

Actually I was the only one voting....

They call her Stormy Daniels
Her movies are so bad
They call her Stormy Daniels
Her movies are so bad
Don't know which is worse
Her Parents are so sad

Spread eagle pose is cliche'
It's a sad way to get her pay
Spread eagle pose is cliche'
It's a sad way to get her pay
One day she's in a lurch
She goes down down for pay

Showin' pu**y,
Showin' pu**y proudly
Showin' pu**y,
Showin' pu**y proudly
Says she's tryin' and tryin' to raise her baby,
Won't somebody please give 'er clothes

Showin' pu**y,
Showin' pu**y proudly
Yeah, she's proud, Showin' pu**y,
Showin' pu**y proudly
For money

Says she's tryin', tryin' to raise her baby,
Won't somebody please give 'er clothes , yeah
Oh mercy

And he's
RI-ding the Stormy
To heaven

Confess to us now, Komrade. You are wishing you are doing this very thing. Is it not so? (;-D)

Her name was Peggy
And once called Steffanie
But everyone knew her Stormy

Her last name was Grace
And she had a bitch face
But everyone knew her as Nancy

(From the days when I was an aimless, unreconstructed lyrical hooliganist)

You know, Comrades, in her defense, she really does have a very pretty face. Pretty, yet bitchy; bitchy, yet pretty. It's a pretty bitchy face.

I confess to you now, Comrades, if forced to choose, I would rather "Lance the Nance" than be a "Rider on the Stormy" .... Hmm, Rider on the Stormy? I do believe a song is coming on ..




Rider on the Stormy
Rider on the Stormy
Into this twat he spermed
Unto these sheets she squirmed
Like a Don without a load
Big payoff was bestowed
Rider on the Stormy

There's a Mueller on the Hill
His gang is working this molehill
Make an illegal raid
From collusion strayed
If we don't constrain this guy
Sweet 'Merica will die
Mueller on the Hill

Dude we gotta back our man
Dude we gotta back our man
Battle lines are drawn
Wont take out our Don
Must foil this wretched plan
Or United States may end
Gotta back our man

Rider of the Stormy
Rider of the Stormy
Into that whore he spermed
Unto this pass we've squirmed
Like a doggy styling bone
A Donald on a groan
Rider of the Stormy

Rider of the Stormy

Goodbye Stephanie
Though I never knew you at all
You showed no grace to bare yourself
To those around with awe
More crawled out of the woodwork
And you slowly circled drain
They put you in the spotlight
And embraced your porn star name

And it seems to me you lived a lie
Just a porn star in those films
Never knowing what was clinging
That's not rain, is it......?
And some would have liked to have loved you
Just like thousands did
Your implants burned out long before
Your horse-face ever did

Suing Trump was dumb
The dumbest role you ever played
Liberals created their superstar
Trump's bills were the price you paid
Even when you lied
Oh the press still adored you
All the papers had to say
Was something about Trump that was lewd

And it seems to me you lived a lie
Just a porn star in those films
Never knowing what was clinging
That's not rain, is it......?
And some would have liked to have loved you
Just like thousands did
Your implants burned out long before
Your horse-face ever did

Goodbye Stephanie
Though I never knew you at all
You showed no grace to bare yourself
To those around with awe
Goodbye Stephanie
For your lawyer in year twenty twenty knows
You're stepping stones to office political
He's just a second rate whore

And it seems to me you lived a lie
Just a porn star in those films
Never knowing what was clinging
That's not rain, is it......?
And some would have liked to have loved you
Just like thousands did
Your implants burned out long before
Your horse-face ever did
Your implants burned out long before
Your horse-face ever did

Where is Elton John when you really need him, Komrades?

May Groucho's bust be inconspicuously displayed in the Peopleskaraoke Hall of Equality for all time for this hooliganistic effort .... or at least until next Tuesday