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CFM's "The Liar Speaks Tonight"

WE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E will wish The One away
WE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E will wish The One away

Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway
Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway
Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway
Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway

From the Chamber, the august Chamber
The Liar speaks tonight
From the Chamber, the befouled Chamber
The Liar speaks tonight

Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway
Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway
Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway
Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway

After the spillage, the French blood spillage
The Liar speaks tonight
Spouting swillage, oh such vapid swillage
The Liar speaks tonight

Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway
Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway
Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway
Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway

Hush my people, be still my people
The Liar speaks tonight
Soon my people, he'll know the scorn of The People
That day the Liar weeps tonight (Hup hup ho ho ho)

Woe to him, woe to him, woe to The One on that day
(theoneaway, thoneaway. theoneaway, theoneaway)
Cause WEE-a-EE-HE-E-E-E will wash The One away
(Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway
B-r-r-r-r-r-ring the pain and wash The One away
(Theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway, theoneaway)


WE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E will wash The One away
WE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E will wash The One away
WE-E-E-E-E .........

Origin of song comes from good friend and retired collectivist farm worker and three time "Hero of Collectivist Beet Farming" award nominee -- CFM 990. Many and often were the times he regaled his comrades during long, hot hours of August beet harvest with his feats of mischievous, lyrical hooliganism. Long have I awaited opportunity to honor him by updating his finest song and making post of it

In original form, title of song was "The Liar Sleeps Tonight" which is working just as well as "The Liar Speaks Tonight"; except for nights when Liar is actually speaking, which lately is seeming to being every night.

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Comrade Lennie, I've always hated this song. HATED IT. But now, I LOVE IT! Pass my thanks onto CFM 990. Most equal, comrade.

Again, all praise and glory and honor to three time "Hero of the Collective Beet Harvest" nominee CFM990 for the gift that keeps on giving

There is no need whatsoever to be reading this utterly useless comment, my Comrades. I write this solely to bump "The Liar Speaks Tonight" to the top of the Karaoke.

This is simply tiny glitch in Karaoke.cube website. Not to worry, Cube IT specialists have pledged to have it fixed sometime in this century


There is even less need, my Comrades, to read this particular, surpassingly worthless comment than there was to read the utterly useless comment from the previous year; as I am obliged to make this comment solely to bump the song to the top of the Karaoke, which means that you may stop reading this ludicrous, self-referencing, syntactically atrocious, run on sentence at any time of your choosing -- unless, of course, you have some need to read this comment all the way to the end.

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Dearest Comrade Callmelennie, I always have a need to read your comments all the way to the end. Timely bump. I will not be listening to the Liar -In-Chief tonight. A taped showing of the last episode of Downton Abbey is calling my name... :)


 
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