Obamatible: that which is hyped or promoted as wonderful, excellent, fantastic or profound but which is in reality a complete waste of time.
Preachable Momement: pompous blather masquerading as wisdom
Quackification: phony, over-hyped or bogus credentials
Propagandate: an official proclamation which is total baloney
Goracious: an insatiable appetite for manipulated information
Glue Dog: an animal that pretends to be strong and independent but is actually a wimpy lapdog stuck to his master
Compretention: simulated competition, as in two family members running for the same senate seat (also see "public option")
Negatiate: a negotiation in which one party gives everything away in the very beginning (see "Polish-Czech missile defense")
Factate: to feed false or irrelevant factoids to gullible supporters for wider dissemination
Changle: a con game where the mark is duped into believing some condition has changed when it hasn't (see "hopeable")
Hopeable: susceptible to false or unfounded hopes; idealistically gullible
Bidentify: to locate and recognize a gaffe-prone official idiot
Intaxicate: to become drunk with political power, especially with regard to fiscal authority
Anthropogentrification: the process by which one comes to believe baseless, fraudulent or convaluted theories due to frequent association with self-styled elitists and pseudo-intellectuals
Clodify: to make idiocy into law
Wrightisms: The act of damning the nation you live in, and blaming unpopular religious groups for your problems.
Pelosify: Having so many face lifts, one no longer resembles a human being.
Bushdidits: Blaming George W. Bush for problems.
Correctify: to collaborate on fixing something in such a way that only the already-solved problems get "treatment", whereas anything that actually needs attention is dismissed or left alone (See Health Care Bill).
Legistrate: to conflate the legislature's duties with those of the judiciary. Also known as "legislating from the bench" (see Judicial Activism).
Effeminism: The delusion that all that is masculine is worthless and women are only valuable if they submit to the will of the collective that promotes a forced choice of either family or career (having both is forbidden - see Sarah Palin), the abolition of leg and armpit shaving, and obsession with vague concepts such as "entrenched patriarchal norms". Characterized by a tendency to assign gender constructs to as many things as possible, as well as overall wimpy behavior.
Extra-Sensory-Deception(ESD) - the ability to communicate absolute garbage through a teleprompter directly beamed across tv into gullible minds full of mush
Self-Bidentity- seeing yourself as far more competent than you actually are
Pressoteric- Insight belonging only to members of the Fourth Estate
Historectomy- removing evidence of past events to promote an agenda
Stimulation- giving the illusion of fixing the Economy while actually lining your own pockets
Fundle- to touch a taxpayer's money for your own pleasure
Acornicopia- a bountiful display of illegitimite votes
Genufliction- bowing to a dictator to purposefully offend your own people
Procrasstorial- apearing to be carefully weighing an opinion as a cover for screwing around and not doing your job
Algoreithm- mathematical procedure used for inciting hysteria by projecting a hockey-stick curve or upward diagonal line and assuming that events such as global temperature or population growth will continue to rise precisely that way in the future (See Malthus).
Greetings, Laika! I am the Czar of all Czars, responsible for assuring all other Czars function exactly as Lord Barry requires. It is a most Glorious and heartwarming task, though of late I have spent much time beneath the Obama-bus, having (I am sure) almost nothing to do with the abject failures of the other czars beneath me. Also, I carry a small handkerchief to wipe the spittle that occasionally oozes from the mouth of Joe "Plugs" Biden.
Condomnation - speaking truth to abstinence-mongers.
Our comrades-in-fists at IOwnTheWorld posted our neologisms on their site and announced a contest. It lasted for about a week and gathered 228 comments, many of which are simply brilliant.
We don't have a voting feature on the posts (all posts are equal), so you can go to their site to vote.
Alternatively we can post most of them here and suggest the winners.
Pollstergeist - eerie disembodied voice on telephone asking stupid questions at dinner time.
Lib-o-suction - taxes taxes taxes.
Global Glovernment - a redistribution of wealth from rich countries to third world countries in order to prevent earthquakes.
Real Eskate - stopping your mortgage payments.
Sureveillance - yes, the NSA is definitely tapping your phone.
Barack-pedaling - lightening one's extreme stance slowly until it gains enough support.
Fatulence - The hot air emitted by an overweight former Vice President
Gorenorrhea – textually transmitted, incurable cognitive infection. Pandemic and resistant to reality injections. Symptoms include the delusion that graphs can change the climate.
Procrasturbate - self pleasuring via procrastination. E.g., "Obama procrasturbated his decisionon on Afghanistan."
Exasturbate - self pleasuring by pointlessly exasperating others, particularly conservatives. See any James Hines post as an example of exasturbation.
Executive Blanch - when the bosses find out they're being investigated by the SEC *and* the FBI
1. Partisan budget busting politics as practiced by Democrats
2. New political show on MSNBC starring Rosie O'Donnell: "I'm Rosie O'Donnell. Let's play Lardball."
Wrighteousness - liberal hypocracy.
Nincompoof - certain gay congressman from Massachusetts.
Ayerdale - liberal lap dog
Hypothemathical deduction - Not-so-scientific methodology whereby conclusions are presented as fact based only on the data those conducting the study want to use.
Sorosopoly – A new form of government funded by a billionare nazi collaborater used to cause the overthrow of democratic republics throughout the world.
(But I think it's actually called Sorosocracy - Red Square)
Acornography - a type of film depicting the obscene phucking of the American taxpayers.(I think it's called Aporn - Red Square)
Telepromturus Interruptus - Losing "THE ONE'S" place on the telepromter, no matter the reason.(Also see POTUS Interruptus - Red Square)
Bidenisis - loss of control of thought and speech patterns.
Obamaphasia - ummm…oh…ummm.
Barryum Enema - what our country is currently experiencing.
O-Face - the look on people's faces when they realize they've been had.
Blacklist - Everyone okayed to say stuff about black folks.
House Minority Whip – Hispanic masochist living in Bawney's basement.
Mannkampf - Feminists' war on men.
NADZKRIEG - (Gonad war) another word for feminist war on masculinity
Libseig – the devastating election of 2008
Demoschlachten (slaughter of the Dems) November 3, 2010
Libendammerung – the apocalyptic twilight of the libs Nov 3, 2010
Palinskrieg - lib's total war on Sarah Palin
Heimatsicherheitdienst – Dept. of Homeland (In)Security
Oberstfistenfuehrer - Kevin Jennings new title
Obamajugend "Obama Youth" Obama's glassy-eyed under-30 youth bots.
Yeti Hunt – Attempting to locate the FLOTUS during times she might cause greater embarrassment.
Democrazy - A system wherein a progressive/ socialist pretends that the the proles will have any say whatsoever in government dictates.
Prevariliction - Telling a lie to cover one's ass one would like to lick.
Undocumented President - Supposed leader of a nation who fails to provide adequate legal documentation.
Hopeyitus - delusional feelings of granduer with no basis in reality.
Repoofter - A talking head on MSNBC parroting Representative Barney Frank's pronouncements as legitimate or rational positions designed to help anyone except Congress. Eg. "Chris Matthews, repoofting on Mr. Frank's endorsement of Martha Coakley."
Meh-canistic: Obama going through the motions in pitching something other than himself to the American people.
Mental detardation - condition characterized by rejecting liberal ideas.
Pretarded - mental state before being subjected to liberal indoctrination.
Baucusnalia - an attempt to address the Senate while under the influence.
Envirosentimentalism - the green movement after January 2011
Barackslide - what a losing Democrat senate candidate will find herself under next Wednesday.
Executive Ordure – The usual crap from the White House.(This must be related to Executive Odor - Red Square)
Femished - hungry for sex
Promisecuous - Promising special treatment to anyone willing to whore their vote. See Ben Nelson.
Yeswecanofascists – Extremist movement proposing the complete destruction of those with opposing points of view.
O'bowing - the form of bending over to the world's tyrants.
Muslophrenia - harboring delusion about the abscence of violence in Islam
Musloid - person afflicted with Muslophrenia
Ablacknophobia - Fear of politicians who have dark skin and speak with a "negro dialect."
Fecalocality - Washington, DC.
Taxicity - Washington, DC.
Cloomney - the value of any actor's opinion of G.W. Bush
Blaxploitation - what 99% of black American voters are guilty of.
Landreiumeda strain: An unknown virus that transforms female senators into exceptionally high-priced hookers.
Fistastic - joy derived from shoving your fist up millions of asses. "Obama had a fistastic time in office."
CSPANarchism – The belief in opposing all viewing of government debates on cable channel CSPAN except while campaigning.
Catheorize - offer a piss-poorly formed opinion
Michellenopsia - the after image that is burned into the retina after viewing pictures of the Ms.O
Weeblog - a weblog for unstable posters
O'Limpic Failure - The ability to completely lose the prize at the last moment.
Trans-Parent administration - an administration who teaches your kids about transvestites.
Whorticultural Diplomacy – Process by which a nation's leaders whore themselves out to dictators and thugocracies under the delusional ideas propagated by madmen.
Saulacious - Barry's lustful desire for tax dollars.
Capitalistruction - A condition whereby the very members of a society set about attempting to destroy the same society that has allowed them to prosper.
Koolaidoscope - a device that distorts reality to suit liberal ends, such as that which is employed by the media. E.g., "When viewed thru the koolaidoscope of the media …"
Barney Rubble - our current financial situation.
Dread State - State of the Union that Obama fears to travel.
Blew State - State of the Union Bill Clinton has a tack in where he allowed an intern to spend time on the presidential staff.
Frontal O'batomy - the loss of a part of the brain experienced by Obama supporters as a manifestation of hopeychangy disease.
Histearia - Seeking support for an unpopular bill by evoking the memory of a recently deceased liberal.
Kosmonut - A Daily Kos "Diarist" (goddamn, that is faggy)
Whoopeedophilia - not molesting molesting.
Roe V. Waiting - deciding you want an abortion in the third trimester
Pelazis - fictional fascists who oppose Nancy's health care reform.
Intimbeciles - thugs sent in by Acorn to steal elections.
Belapelosi - your worst nightmare. (Also see Lib-o-suction).
Obamateurisms - needless or dangerous activities of a one term presidency. See Jimmyisms.
Hysterection - the tingle Rachel Maddows gets up her leg from Obama.
Pro-Magnum Man - a race of primitive people who cling to outmoded beliefs about the 2nd Amendment.
Finestein - a good looking glass that causes botulism.
Michellac - Michelle Obama's helmet hair.
Michelleitis - A hippy hippy birthday shake when your husband goes to Auntie Boston's tea party.
Goreinthians - the most beloved disciples of the Goreacle.
Negroaner - politically damaging faux pas involving the inappropriate use of the word "Negro". E.g., "Hey, did you hear Harry Reid's latest Negroaner?"
Demogoggles - falling for liberal demagoguery because you're drunk.
Bab-smear - an effective test for detecting liberal stupidity.
Reiddown - a Senatorial dispensation of demagoguery in the face of popular disdain for wasteful spending.
Rino virus - a new disease sweeping the senate & congress causing loss of re-election.
Fairystroika - Kevin Jennings restructuring of our public school system.
Assnost - Kevin Jennings idea of "openness."
Harrystroika - Senate's bid to restructure healthcare.
Kinderhardon - what Kevin Jennings wants second graders to experience.
Nancephalitis - a reduction of the brain caused by mindless stupidity.
Fidel Castrokingoff - what Hollywood Liberals do when contemplating a socialist utopia.
Kennede rigueur mortis – The current dead Kennedy.
Colliefornia - Western U.S. state going to the dogs.
Klakistocracy - Endeavor to endure. (Chief Michael)
Sick Simper Tyrannis - facial expression often seen on Obama sycophants.
Dodd-do - extinct political bird.
Mullahnoma - a very dangerous infection
Afjanetstan - country where returning American servicemen pose a greater threat than Muslim terrorists.
Janetor - an overpaid hack that needs to be flushed.
Bushwhacked - a mental disorder causing complete lack of personal responsibility.
Bari-Bari - a disease caused by deficiency of thiamine and factual information.
Olbermannic - hysterical ranting and blathering about things one does not know about.
Kopechnator - a drunk driver.
Mullahto - half white half…(Half-hearted supporter of an Islamic theocracy? - Red Square)
Frankencensed - so angry that one may not be a Senator that one is forced to "find" votes in car trunks and closets.
Hemotaxic - bleeding an economy dry through over taxation.
Palinpatation - a liberal heart condition brought on by the mention of Sarah Palin.
Fysterectomy - the process of removing Kevin Jennings from office
The Therearethosians - a group of extremist straw men who first appeared in 2008 and whose sole purpose is to oppose everything Obama proposes. E.g., "Not surprisingly, Obama rejected the Therearethosian argument."
Pasty-asian - several shades lighter than Caucasian. (See Chris Matthews).
Shrillogism - any argument made by Keith Olbermann.
Messyanic Era - years between 2009-2012 when American people thought they were voting for the savior but got a real mess instead.
Won't See-SPAN - cable network that's airing the Obamacare negotiation.
Inheristance - The stubborn position Obama and crew assume when insisting that every problem they have was passed down from the previous administration.
American Idle - every formerly working stiff who has fallen off the unemployment numbers count.
Mahernity Ward - the area of a lunatic asylum reserved for people who think Bill Maher is funny.
Palinpsest - the warm glow left on a town after Sarah Palin has been and left.
Demwit - a political species with generally low intelligence.
Suckseed - see Barney or Hines.
Cockus - Barney's special meetings.
POTUS interruptus - what happened last night in Boston; what's going to happen to Obama's agenda for the next three years.
AlGoreaphobia - the fear of global warming not being a real phenomenon, people not excepting the green life style, and calling you a fraud.
HOPEocalypse- complete collapse of stupid liberal policies and government based on feelings.
MiLK man - one who specializes in exploting the life of Martin Luther King. (See Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton).
MiLK money - payoffs made by corporations to buy off MiLK men.
Returded - cabinet positions filled with tired old leftover Clinton hacks.
Goobernatorial - not classy enough for the position (see Bill Clinton).
Unpressidented - every Obama gaffe, flaw and lie that the lamestream media refuses to cover.
George SoreA$$ - One of the Obama puppet masters after his introduction to Kevin Jennings.
Expedited delirium - prejudicial electrocution death lottery.
Entitilation - the tease of govt goodies in exchange for votes.
1. Group of people who put Obama's presidency in the bag.
2. The Tea Party putting Obama in hot water.
D-baggers - entire Dem. party that has their nether region that close to The O.
G-Beggars - those who demand that the Govt take care of them in all ways.
Two Baggers – Really, really ugly ACORN organizers and Democrat campaign workers.
Tree Buggers - Environmentalists even more committed than tree huggers.
Mediacricy - A majority of former aspiring journalism students who prefer to publish what is palatable to like-minded colleagues instead of factually documenting events around us.
Addadictome - An operation badly needed by the Poser-In-Chief for dealing with foreign governments.
Embowrassment - Barry every time he leaves the country.
Polarbearization - use of polar bears to support extreme environmental agenda.
Hi - it's Chalupa from IOTW - here are some of my latest - Intaxicate - to lose one's financial self control - see Congress. Fraudian Slip - when Barry accidently tells the truth. Manic Oppression - Barry's current behavior. Shpendrick - a foolish person entrusted with other people's money - see Barry. Egotesticle - having a big head with no balls - see Barry. Huebris - flaunting one's skin color in an arrogant manner. Agoretion - choosing life - not carbon taxes. Dibeatus - rumored abuse in the royal family. Thanks!
Hi Pamalinsky - Lennie was posting my stuff - not so much lately, so I guess it's up to me - a few more - Fasciitist - a goose stepping nazi with foot trouble; Zen Marxist - Barry's current religion; Biodebateable - what the theory of global warming should be. Thanks for the kind words - Chalupa.
Hi Pamalinsky - it's Chalupa - if I'm a secret member of something it must really be secret - even I don't know about it! I do most of my posting at IOTW - I'll try to come up with some new stuff soon - thanks again, Chalupa.
Coupla new ones - Barracho - a Kenyan that needs to reduce his alcohol intake; Anger Babies - spawn from illegal alien muslim women - Cheers - Chalupa.
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Pravdavian, Izvestuous -- Tending to copy the philosophy of the old Soviet newspapers "Pravda", or "Izvestia" when it comes to covering the actions of the Obama administration
Did you see the New York Times spin on the January jobs report -- absolutely Pravdavian; bordering on Izvestuous!!