Yes We Can Snitch err...I Mean Denounce

[Obama]

OK, bear with me people.

I've been told that to be a true Progressive I have to learn how to "denounce".

At first I was confused, just like Google....if you put "Obama + denounce" in for a search Google axed "Do you mean:Obama Announces but one of my homies esplained it and said, "Shit Barry, you is gonna haveta snitch."
"Say wha? Snitchin'? I ain't no gawddamn snitch."

Well, let's just say I've seen the light.
And my latest poll numbers

Here's my street creds:

Israel

Farrakhan

Wright

Now, I'm axin' you, am I down with denouncin'?

Just don't call me a snitch, OK?

[Marshal Pupovich]

No, we have a new name for you....seems we have another black minister out there, and he isn't impressed with your "creds."

TNTCNBN can now be called...Long Legged MacDaddy! Praise Hillary 08!

[Hillary]

Praise Pupovich!

Hillalujah! Hillalujah! Hillalujah!

God Damn Obama!

God Damn That Long Legged MacDaddy!

[Marshal Pupovich]

Amen Hillary! Amen! Did you hear the last line? That Long Legged MacDaddy is an emissary of the devil! *Not to be associated with the Supreme Superdelegate Beezelbub Brown who is firmly on your side.

[Commissar L.R. Star]

To Quote Captain Picard......

[Laika the Space Dog]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Super High Intensity Training?

[Marshal Pupovich]

All I can say is Praise Lenin I was not lured into the cult of that long legged MacDaddy like some comrades were. Now that we have seen the racist nutcase that he "worships" under. On the other hand, the Rev does have a talent for re-writing history that could be put to use, But HallaHillary, I never strayed from the Empress and now we will see what happens to Long Legged MacDaddy!

HallaHillary 08!

[Mikhail T. Kalashnikov]

Rejoice! Hillalujah! I love this guy! Don't hold anything back, preacherman!!

[Commissar L.R. Star]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
Super High Intensity Training?

Yes Comrade Laika it takes Super High Intensity Training to be able to sit and listen to those enlightening words.

[Marshal Pupovich]

I am shocked at you comrade! Shocked! Are you so under the influence of this Long Legged MacDaddy, (and as such a thorn in the Empress' spiney backside), that you fail to see the wisdom that this man of the cloth, a man of the minority pursuasion, a man who does not have a white mother, has to say? Don't you understand? This is the end of that also ran! The Empress will be coronated, and woe to any who fell for TNTCNBN soon to be flat comrade.

Hail Hillary!

[Dr. Strangelove]

I am shocked at you comrade! Shocked! Are you so under the influence of this Long Legged MacDaddy, (and as such a thorn in the Empress' spiney backside), that you fail to see the wisdom that this man of the cloth, a man of the minority pursuasion, a man who does not have a white mother, has to say? Don't you understand? This is the end of that also ran! The Empress will be coronated, and woe to any who fell for TNTCNBN soon to be flat comrade.

Hail Hillary!

Yes! Sieg heil! Heil Hitlary!

[Marshal Pupovich]

I believe this Long Legged MacDaddy is the anti-Hillary. His doctrines are almost indistinguishable from the Empress, yet they are even prettier sounding perversions of the Empress' Eternal Current Truth. Those who fall for the anti-Hillary have a special mark on their ballot and this will doom them to long sentences in the KMRC come the World of Next Tuesday.

[Premier Betty]

His doctrines are almost indistinguishable from the Empress,

Perhaps because the Empress has been stealing his material? I think I hear a "Yes we will" echo....

[Marshal Pupovich]

Premier! Who has been helping the poor and downtrodden for over 100 years? The Empress! Who has been bringing hope for the hopeless for 100 years? The Empress! So who stole from whom?

[Premier Betty]

She's that old? Wow, that explains... um... I mean, that must mean she has more experience than any other candidate....

[Marshal Pupovich]

Exact;y! The Empress is no Obama-Come-Lately! She was in the struggle before Obama was but a memory of a one night stand.

[Premier Betty]

Still, I'm playing it safe and hiding here in Sweden until this all blows over.

[Marshal Pupovich]

I must admit I am becoming a tad nervous on the front lines.

[Premier Betty]

Come! Join me in neutrality! You may remain exempt from all negative results while at the same time being able to enjoy watching all the little people squabbling over who is better.

[Marshal Pupovich]

Perhaps it would be wise for me to go back to support for Hope 'N Change as clearly, that could mean either Hillary or Obama.

[Premier Betty]

You're changing sides faster than Meow changes pants! It seems like so much... work? Too bad you can't relax and not worry about the future and just wait for all the fighting to be over....

[Marshal Pupovich]

Hmmmm? I am sorry Premier, I know not what you mean. I have always supported Hope 'N Change. I have never waivered.

[Premier Betty]

What? But you were just... you... I....

Forget it. I can't keep up with your flip flopping.

Time for skiing.

[Marshal Pupovich]

Do you not understand that the Empress is our only Hope? That the Empress has been working for change for over 100 years now? There is no contradiction here Premier.

[Premier Betty]

But... you... I....

[sirens begin wailing] [red lights start flashing]

*WARNING: CORE PRESSURE RISING*

*SANITY LEVELS DROPPING*

*CRITICAL REACTOR MELTDOWN IMMINENT*

*EVACUATE ALL PERSONNEL*

*HAVE A NICE DAY*

[Mikhail T. Kalashnikov]

Ooooooohhhhh. Pretty...

[Premier Betty]

That's what I thought. Too bad I died in it... or did I...?

[Marshal Pupovich]

Ah, as long as the Premier is unsure of what candidate I am behind, then all will be and I am safe!

[Premier Betty]

What just happened, and why is there smoke coming out of my ears?

[Marshal Pupovich]

Your mind has been cleared Premier. You recall nothing of previous discussion.

[Investor Fox]

Tsk, tsk, tsk, the same story all over again. He has a brain, but when he tries to use it, it overloads because he is still trying to stick to this "progressive" logic. Just remember Betty, if you actully use your mind and work hard, there are great rewards in our capitalist system. Just think, a college education and a 10 hour work week will net you a two-story brick house in the classy part of town with a brand new sports car (non-electric or hybrid of course, sports cars have to roar). Think about it, but don't overload yourself doing it.

[Premier Betty]

NO! Never! I can't I mustn't! You are trying to tear me away from the Party Truth! The Party will provide me with everything I will ever need! And because of my loyalty and position, I will gain much greater rewards than I ever could doing this "work" you speak of. You however, will not be spared after the revolution. We shall have a special section for you in the Karl Marx Treatment Center.

[Marshal Pupovich]

That's the way to talk to this imposter Fox! Hit him in the head with progressiveness!

[Premier Betty]

[Mikhail T. Kalashnikov]

Another unsuspecting Republican...

[Marshal Pupovich]

Excellent Premier! You have a real talent with the shovel, proper form, stance etc.

[S.A.F. Marshal Pravda]

Excellent Premier! You have a real talent with the shovel, proper form, stance etc.

he's even better with the Mark VIII...

[RedtheProgressiveFox]

Yes! Get him! Wait! Why hit him with a shovel when we can tax him to death?

[Investor Fox]

Uh, hello people, don't you remember?? I have my "zionist-oil-puppet masters" watching my back for me. Besides, that guy in the picture is wwwaaayyyyy to nerdy for me.

I should get a portrait done of me so you can see what I look like.

{Off Karacter}

Too bad I have no artistic talent

{On Karacter}

The nerdy guy might be useful though. Betty, you have his number? Maybe HE would like a job at Investor Fox Ind.

[Premier Betty]

Yes, I would much more prefer to use the new Mark VIIIv2.1 prototype, but unfortunately it wasn't ready yet, and not within reach. We don't have to worry about taxing him, that's what the death taxes are for. We kill him and then tax everything he owns (and by tax, I of course mean raid his home for valuables and then sell what's left at 200x what's it's worth). Lastly, THAT IS YOU!!!! All filthy kkkapitalists look like nerds! It is unavoidable!!

Observe...

KKKapitalist:



Useful Party Idiot:



KKKapitalist:



Useful Party Idiot:



Do you see now?

[Investor Fox]

Betty, Betty, Betty, Betty. Sure, I am just as intelligent as those nerds, but come on, give me some credit. Their outfits are nothing like mine. I look good! And those taky black things and those coke bottle things (throws up). My glasses use a clear OLED screen (common techology of my world), so that I can stay connected and control *MY* business in both worlds without even having to pick up a computer. Face it, you are jealous of how I look and you have not even seen me.

[Premier Betty]

I'm not jealous of how you look.

[Investor Fox]

Great snapshot of yourself!

[Premier Betty]

LIES!! I look like this!



You can't deny the truth! My avatar says it all!!!

[S.A.F. Marshal Pravda]

wtfk????

[Premier Betty]

Exactly.

[Obama]

Yes We Can Denounce MoveOn.org
I'm really getting the hang of this!
Somebody hand me some of that Soros toilet paper, I gotta take a big dump...and not that re-cycled post industrial shit either, it's like sandpaper. I want Charmin. Tell the Chairman I want Charmin or I'm gonna squeeze his head like a zit.

[Marshal Pupovich]

Comrade Obama, a suggestion. Never ever say "I'm really getting the hang of this." Such comments only make you appear incompetent, lacking confidence. Can you ever imagine the Empress saying such a thing? Now you did pick it up a bit with your demand to the Chairman, at least it is something we can work with. i am just trying to help Comrade.

[Commissarka Pinkie]

No, no, Pupovich! Appearing incompetent only shows how much he's JUST LIKE US!!!

(Guess what? I wrote this post myself!!! Just like he would!!!!! Oooh!!!! Ahhh!!!!)

[Ivan Betinov]

All things considered, Obama is the only candidate who can use the word "hang" without being accused of racism.

[Marshal Pupovich]

Can we afford incompetence in the Party Banner holder when we are facing crisis after crisis? Homeless polar bears, falling bridges, innocent Islamic peace volunteers imprisoned in Cube, rising cable TV bills, Hummel prices through the roof? I think now Commssarda Pinke. But that is not the point, I am merely trying to help Obama grow to fill the shoes of the Empress.