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6/2/2009, 8:28 pm
Keith Olbermann #1 on Larry Craig's "Top Ten Liberals I'd Like To Hate Sodomize" list.
6/2/2009, 9:08 pm
On second thought perhaps Andrew Sullivan would be a better fit than Craig, being a gay conservative writer and all.
6/2/2009, 9:28 pm
Andrew Sullivan was known as being conservative when he was editor of <i>The New Republic</i> but was fired by Marty Peretz, who is I'm told the owner (bought as a present by his wife) when Sullivan would not quit criticizing the Holy Gore.
Now who knows what Mr. Sullivan is, other than unpredictable and engaging in tortured arguments. But conservative? Only in a few things.
Now who knows what Mr. Sullivan is, other than unpredictable and engaging in tortured arguments. But conservative? Only in a few things.
6/3/2009, 3:19 am
What's Good for Twentieth Century Motors is Good For the Country
Ivy Starnes, meet Michael Moore. Michael Moore, meet Ivy Starnes
Ivy Starnes, meet Michael Moore. Michael Moore, meet Ivy Starnes
6/3/2009, 9:54 am
I love Michael Moore. He can hold utterly conflicting views in his head at the same time better than anyone else I know.
Who is not a ward of the state in a psychiatric hospital.
This proves he's a progressive's progressive because he instead of being force-fed psychoactive drugs, he gets to sit on the dais of big Democrat events.
It's so hard sometimes to tell the difference.
Who is not a ward of the state in a psychiatric hospital.
This proves he's a progressive's progressive because he instead of being force-fed psychoactive drugs, he gets to sit on the dais of big Democrat events.
It's so hard sometimes to tell the difference.
6/7/2009, 8:09 pm
"Conservatives racing ahead in EU parliament voting"
https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/european_elections
Comrades! The situation is dire! Despite Premier Obama's travel to Eurabia this week, the imperialist reactionaries are reclaiming Europe!
Or is it that the intellectual nomenclatura has so much advanced that they can disguise themselves as "Konservatives" and be true to the Manifesto? Some informants have told me that the "konservative" CDU has become more leftist than The Party here in the USSA. This does make sense, as the integration of the Demokratic Germany into the "Federal Germany" some 19 years ago was an East German plot to begin with to conquer the remnants of imperialist western Europe.
Success! Europe has been liberated! Praise be Stalin!
https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/european_elections
Comrades! The situation is dire! Despite Premier Obama's travel to Eurabia this week, the imperialist reactionaries are reclaiming Europe!
Or is it that the intellectual nomenclatura has so much advanced that they can disguise themselves as "Konservatives" and be true to the Manifesto? Some informants have told me that the "konservative" CDU has become more leftist than The Party here in the USSA. This does make sense, as the integration of the Demokratic Germany into the "Federal Germany" some 19 years ago was an East German plot to begin with to conquer the remnants of imperialist western Europe.
Success! Europe has been liberated! Praise be Stalin!
6/7/2009, 10:01 pm
Pieck, that the United Kingdom Independence Party won over Labour is nothing short of astonishing. I read an article recently, in a conservative paper, urging people to vote Tory in national elections but UKIP for the European Parliament. It seems to have worked.
Pieck, that the United Kingdom Independence Party won over Labour is nothing short of astonishing. I read an article recently, in a conservative paper, urging people to vote Tory in national elections but UKIP for the European Parliament. It seems to have worked.
6/8/2009, 3:14 am
The 1940 blockbuster "The Great Dictator" directed by Obama's teleprompter!
Prog off...
I just watched that great classic again. Man, is there fodder for the progressive movement in this movie!
"What are the workers unhappy about?"
"We are cutting wages and increasing working hours."
"Shoot them. I do not want unhappy workers."
Prog off...
I just watched that great classic again. Man, is there fodder for the progressive movement in this movie!
"What are the workers unhappy about?"
"We are cutting wages and increasing working hours."
"Shoot them. I do not want unhappy workers."
6/8/2009, 10:23 am
If I recall, there is a scene with elevating barber chairs. Comradette Nansky has gotten around all that with her special big plane which she has to have so she can fly all across AmeriKKKa without refueling.
Because she's worth it. And it keeps her from being around the barber chairs, who like to have someone to look down on.
Because she's worth it. And it keeps her from being around the barber chairs, who like to have someone to look down on.
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6/8/2009, 11:31 pm
AP News wrote:Joe Biden wrote:We've laid a good foundation in the first 100 days of the Recovery Act and in the next 100 we plan to build on that foundation and accelerate our efforts so we can accomplish even more," Biden plans to say today. "We're going to get more dollars out the door, more shovels into the ground and more money into the pockets of workers and families who need it most.
Vice President Joe Biden today delivered the speech that President Obama was scheduled to make. President Obama had to cancel the speech because his favorite TelePrompTer was having some identity issues and refused to work.
Displaying for the first time today new technology developed by Raytheon, Vice President Biden delivered the speech without notes, relying instead on words received directly by his hair plugs.
Members of the audience gave the speech a tepid reception until the White House assured them that this really was Vice President Biden.
6/9/2009, 1:33 am
And dearest darling comrade Theo, Obama's new TelePrompTer transmitter will fit over his head too. It is a thing of gold, studded with diamonds and rubies and sapphires, sort of a Carmen Miranda salad of riches. He will place it atop his head by his own hand, as if Napoleon, in a pomp and circumstance ceremony fitting for a self-anointed TelePromp-and-circumstance emperor.
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Commissar Theocritus wrote:Displaying for the first time today new technology developed by Raytheon, Vice President Biden delivered the speech without notes, relying instead on words received directly by his hair plugs.
And dearest darling comrade Theo, Obama's new TelePrompTer transmitter will fit over his head too. It is a thing of gold, studded with diamonds and rubies and sapphires, sort of a Carmen Miranda salad of riches. He will place it atop his head by his own hand, as if Napoleon, in a pomp and circumstance ceremony fitting for a self-anointed TelePromp-and-circumstance emperor.
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6/9/2009, 2:16 pm
I'm From the Government and I'm Here to Change You
According to this article, Prog economists believe that all previous economic theory is wrong because it didn't take into account your ignorance of the Prog world-view and what Progs think is good for you. But don't worry, they're hard at work.
NPR - Using Psychology To Save You From Yourself wrote:Sunstein is just one of a number of high-level appointees now working in the Obama administration...
All are devotees of behavioral economics — a school of economic thought greatly influenced by psychological research — which argues that the human animal is hard-wired to make errors when it comes to decision-making, and therefore people need a little "nudge" to make decisions that are in their own best interests.
And that is exactly what Obama administration officials plan to do: By taking account of human psychology, they hope to save you from yourself.
According to this article, Prog economists believe that all previous economic theory is wrong because it didn't take into account your ignorance of the Prog world-view and what Progs think is good for you. But don't worry, they're hard at work.
6/9/2009, 2:45 pm
I am so excited about His O'liness's new crown/receiver. If he gets enough precious jewels he can hide the Dish label on it. Of course he will have to crown himself--since he doesn't bow, except to the king of Saudi Arabia, and his feet don't touch the ground, which is how he walks on water.
Of course Prog economists think that economic theory is wrong because it stands outside themselves. This is like someone you were involved with and who just kept pissing you off until you left, slamming the door. Then there follows a series of letters of apology, which do not once have, "I regret," or "I'm sorry" in them. Meaning that you're insane because you didn't get <i>his</i> worldview.
Since progism is essentially demented we can expect this. The only survival characteristic for a prog is manipulation, and then finally force.
Of course Prog economists think that economic theory is wrong because it stands outside themselves. This is like someone you were involved with and who just kept pissing you off until you left, slamming the door. Then there follows a series of letters of apology, which do not once have, "I regret," or "I'm sorry" in them. Meaning that you're insane because you didn't get <i>his</i> worldview.
Since progism is essentially demented we can expect this. The only survival characteristic for a prog is manipulation, and then finally force.
6/9/2009, 5:54 pm
Yes. If you or I were to say something like this:
we would say it tongue-in-cheek as part of a joke. But they are proud of it. The attitude of arrogance is exactly the same attitude that a hundred years ago drove the Progressive [Prog] movement to its imperialist ambitions for the sake of "our little brown brothers."
Commissar Theocritus wrote:Since progism is essentially demented we can expect this. The only survival characteristic for a prog is manipulation, and then finally force.
Yes. If you or I were to say something like this:
And that is exactly what Obama administration officials plan to do: By taking account of human psychology, they hope to save you from yourself.
we would say it tongue-in-cheek as part of a joke. But they are proud of it. The attitude of arrogance is exactly the same attitude that a hundred years ago drove the Progressive [Prog] movement to its imperialist ambitions for the sake of "our little brown brothers."
6/10/2009, 9:08 pm
Quite. But there is a difference and the progs would skewer me if I said it. When the Spaniards--who were mass murderers and looters--showed up on the Texas coast they met the Carancahua Indians. Who were minding their own business, which was cannibalism and they didn't have the wheel and medicine was rubbing fish oil on their bodies to cut down on insect bites. Well, the Spanish medicine was little better. "Enlightening" our little brown brothers was usually done horribly, but it eventually led to a better life. Mohammed Ali fought in Africa, and said, "I'm sure glad my ancestors got on that boat." I'm glad that my German and English ancestors had some Roman ideas, and Greek ideas, beaten into them.
Progs want to destroy so they never have to look up. There's no shame in being in a slum, or a gutter, if everyone else is too.
And I'm being generous. There's a fascinating article in <i>The Weekly Standard</i> by Andrew Stuttaford about megawealthy liberals and mere plutocrats. He's a perceptive writer.
Progs want to destroy so they never have to look up. There's no shame in being in a slum, or a gutter, if everyone else is too.
And I'm being generous. There's a fascinating article in <i>The Weekly Standard</i> by Andrew Stuttaford about megawealthy liberals and mere plutocrats. He's a perceptive writer.
6/11/2009, 3:43 pm
Do you have a link to that article comrade Commissar? I would like to irritate some progs.
6/11/2009, 5:35 pm
The inmates are running the asylum:
There, there, little budding prog. Drink the nice Kool-Aid. It won't hurt.
There, there, little budding prog. Drink the nice Kool-Aid. It won't hurt.
6/11/2009, 5:39 pm
But it smells funny daddy...
Commissar Theocritus wrote:There, there, little budding prog. Drink the nice Kool-Aid. It won't hurt.
But it smells funny daddy...
6/11/2009, 6:50 pm
Why do you need to doubt, little Margaret. The Obama says it's good for you, and so therefore we know that it is. As Jim Jones had people participate in fake suicides when they thought that they were killing themselves, so must we follow Him over any cliff which he may lead us to.
But let us not expect him to jump over that cliff himself. We will march in lockstep over the cliff, just to see the light in His eyes.
But let us not expect him to jump over that cliff himself. We will march in lockstep over the cliff, just to see the light in His eyes.
6/12/2009, 11:51 am
White House embarrassed after mistaking a US Inspector General for a private company's CEO and ordering him to "resign or be fired within an hour".
6/12/2009, 12:20 pm
"North Korean leader's son is 'Brilliant Comrade'"
https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090612/ap ... as_nuclear
https://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090612/ap ... as_nuclear
6/15/2009, 6:54 pm
And I'm sure that Jimmy Carter would be. The nano Jimmy Carter rabbits all hissed, "Jihad! Jihad! Jihad! Kill the Joos!"
But then they're stupid and small and annoying, like, er, the magnum Jimmy Carter rabbit.
But then they're stupid and small and annoying, like, er, the magnum Jimmy Carter rabbit.
6/15/2009, 8:16 pm
Obama supporters almost don't want the US attacked again for the country's past misdeeds.
6/15/2009, 11:18 pm
The nano Jimmy Carter rabbits breed by cellular division because nothing is good enough to breed with a nano Jimmy Carter rabbit. And you can see the results--all of the triumphs of the Carter years.
6/24/2009, 5:16 pm
Iranian Supreme Leader intensifies crackdown on election protestors; Obama takes notes for 2012.
6/25/2009, 1:51 am
China warns U.S. not to spend so much, saying our debt might not be good to buy. Michelle buys new sparkly toed sneakers and Chris Matthews has orgasm on set.
6/25/2009, 9:26 am
Pressed for time, Democrats hire a speed-reader to read directly from Obama's teleprompter.
6/25/2009, 12:37 pm
To nationalize health care rapidly, TOTUS processor is upgraded to an Intel 3 GHz Xeon Nehalem with 2GB front-side bus and ATI Radeon HD 4870 graphics card.
6/27/2009, 10:39 am
America's enemies abroad push back timeline for attack.
America's enemies within pass another bill.
Third world lifestyle now all the rage in blue section of the country.
America's enemies within pass another bill.
Third world lifestyle now all the rage in blue section of the country.
7/1/2009, 1:37 pm
Secretary of the Interior vows to turn Neverland Ranch into 'King of Pop' National Monument
7/2/2009, 9:24 am
Sick hugged by Obama observed to make prompt recovery. Religions world-wide consider announcing sainthood.
7/4/2009, 12:26 pm
Faith Hope and Change Got You Down?
Earn Just Under 250K Removing Obama/Biden Bumper Stickers.
Former Business Owners Preferred
Earn Just Under 250K Removing Obama/Biden Bumper Stickers.
Former Business Owners Preferred
7/7/2009, 9:56 am
Media...Ya Gotta love'em:
"Leopard Not Only Changes Spot But Removes Fangs, Claws and Ignores Carnivore Capitalist Appetite To Do The Work Of Marx!"
https://www.reuters.com/article/ObamaEc ... nnel=10441
"Leopard Not Only Changes Spot But Removes Fangs, Claws and Ignores Carnivore Capitalist Appetite To Do The Work Of Marx!"
https://www.reuters.com/article/ObamaEc ... nnel=10441
7/9/2009, 2:00 pm
Al Qaeda announced reciprocal plans to withdraw to their bases in Iraq now, and leave the country completely at the same time US-forces will in 2011.
7/9/2009, 2:07 pm
Activists <A href="https://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090708/t ... rrested</A> for trying to install the statue of Lenin, recently <A href="https://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/j ... v">damaged in Ukraine</A>, on Mount Rushmore.
7/9/2009, 2:18 pm
<A href="https://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/f ... _.html">To commiserate with the downtrodden, Michelle Obama takes a counterfeit purse to Moscow.</A>
7/9/2009, 11:18 pm
Inside Obama's Thought Bubble:
"I think I'll call my friends at OSHA. That stair riser is just not in accordance with proper safety standards!"
"I think I'll call my friends at OSHA. That stair riser is just not in accordance with proper safety standards!"
7/10/2009, 1:10 am
Navigator wrote:That stair riser is just not in accordance with proper safety standards
Indeed, it is not, Navigator! The risers cannot vary so much from one stair to another, and we must enforce this opinion in the "free" country. What consenting adults do in the privacy of their home is not anybody else's business — unless they renovate the home... In that case, proper permits are a must, the building and the fire inspectors need to know, and so does the tax-assessor.
7/10/2009, 3:17 pm
Michael Moore needs some more profits to stimulate research in mood equalizers and superior tranquilizers before <i>Sicko</i> and its ilk destroy the health-care industry. Seeing him interviewed is a treat. He shakes with righteous rage and it's like seeing a sloppy, unset vanilla pudding with mold on it shaking on the top of an unbalanced washing machine in the spin cycle.
7/10/2009, 10:21 pm
Evidently Michael Moore is not a member here or wouldn't be putting out feelers in the financial arena. Do you suppose Bawnie Fwank, Charles Schumer, Chris Dodd, president Carter, Acorn, the CRA, many of Obama's cabinet and Obama himself will play a cameo role in his new comedy spoof?
7/11/2009, 12:03 am
I can see His O'liness taking a lead roll in this, doing a stand-up.
"Take my country! Please!"
Lots of Muzzies clap, and Bill Ayers gets a very warm spot behind a zipper.
"Capitalism doesn't work! Only capitalists work! I'm so glad Democrats aren't capitalists!"
Rim-shot.
"Take my country! Please!"
Lots of Muzzies clap, and Bill Ayers gets a very warm spot behind a zipper.
"Capitalism doesn't work! Only capitalists work! I'm so glad Democrats aren't capitalists!"
Rim-shot.
7/11/2009, 10:34 am
“We're moving in the right direction,” Obama said. “We must let it work the way it's supposed to, with the understanding that in any recession, unemployment tends to recover more slowly than other measures of economic activity.”
A female reporter gagging for Obama sneezedupon hearing this line of crap. It sounded like "bull shit" to the PC untrained ear but Obama blessed her and all was right with the world.
“We're moving in the right direction,” Obama said. “We must let it work the way it's supposed to, with the understanding that in any recession, unemployment tends to recover more slowly than other measures of economic activity.”
A female reporter gagging for Obama sneezed
7/11/2009, 12:22 pm
Navigator, why would you want unemployment to decrease? This is a chance for all of us be wrapped in the welcoming arms of the Nanny State. The Progressive World of Next Tuesday(tm) will come when there is <i>no</i> private commerce, only taking money out of one citizen's pocket to put in another's, with of course taking 80% of it for a handling fee.
7/11/2009, 12:41 pm
Commissar Theocritus,
Dang.....Did I say that?
I feel like a kid getting caught blowing spit wads from the back of the class.
The rubber band broke from my mask.
Do I get expelled?
Dang.....Did I say that?
I feel like a kid getting caught blowing spit wads from the back of the class.
The rubber band broke from my mask.
Do I get expelled?
7/11/2009, 6:42 pm
I would not worry about what His O'liness says. After all, it's all programmed into the TOTUS, the TelePrompTer of the United States. And I'm so please that the Obots have managed to make it so that His O'liness can check out a woman's ass--such an improvement in programming.
I'm still trying to get in touch with Bill Ayers. He's the one who got His O'liness going, and wrote his books. At least the first one.
I am currently taking collections though for J-Lube for His O'liness. It must be very uncomfortable to have the arms of Nansky Peloski, Rahm "Eat Your Children" Emanuel and Bill Ayers up your ass.
I'm still trying to get in touch with Bill Ayers. He's the one who got His O'liness going, and wrote his books. At least the first one.
I am currently taking collections though for J-Lube for His O'liness. It must be very uncomfortable to have the arms of Nansky Peloski, Rahm "Eat Your Children" Emanuel and Bill Ayers up your ass.
7/12/2009, 8:43 pm
There are times that I really and truly wish that I could believe in sterilization of people too fucking stupid to breathe. Hitler's test for sterilization was this: "Make a sentence using the following three words. Hunter, rabbit and field."
If you couldn't say, "The hunter saw the rabbit in the field," or "The rabbit fled the hunter in the field," or "A hunter knows that there might be a rabbit in the field," you got your 'nads cut off.
I do not believe in eugenics because of the mischief that would ensue, but goddamn it, where is Charles Darwin when you need him?
Wishing her a speedy recovery? She needs a guardianship. Wait. She's 15. She's a minor and has a natural guardian. Who ought to lock this stupid bimbo in a room until she reaches majority, and <i>then</i> have a guardian appointed.
If you couldn't say, "The hunter saw the rabbit in the field," or "The rabbit fled the hunter in the field," or "A hunter knows that there might be a rabbit in the field," you got your 'nads cut off.
I do not believe in eugenics because of the mischief that would ensue, but goddamn it, where is Charles Darwin when you need him?
Wishing her a speedy recovery? She needs a guardianship. Wait. She's 15. She's a minor and has a natural guardian. Who ought to lock this stupid bimbo in a room until she reaches majority, and <i>then</i> have a guardian appointed.
7/12/2009, 9:09 pm
"Tragedy is when I get a paper cut.
Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
--Mel Brooks
I loved her outrage at how it was somebody elese's fault that she's too fucking stupid to notice an open hole.
Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
--Mel Brooks
I loved her outrage at how it was somebody elese's fault that she's too fucking stupid to notice an open hole.
7/13/2009, 1:37 am
Were I running the festivals in Pamplona or Torremolinos I'd reject any runner who had committed parenthood on the principle that he needed to support his children. If he <i>hadn't</i> committed parenthood, then I'd welcome him on the principle that Dr. Darwin sometimes needs some help and this is the time before the truly stupid pass on their genes.
7/14/2009, 12:20 am
TOTUS commits suicide in front of horrified boss!
Boss continues with speech: ... “To pull our economy back from the brink, including the largest and most sweeping economic recovery plan in our nation's history…”
(Teleprompter Of The United States)
Boss continues with speech: ... “To pull our economy back from the brink, including the largest and most sweeping economic recovery plan in our nation's history…”
(Teleprompter Of The United States)
7/14/2009, 1:48 pm
Prince Charles: Only Three and a Half Months to Go to Stop Climate Change Disaster
Click me.
Click me.
7/14/2009, 1:54 pm
Prince Charles: Oops. Just 96 Months to Save the World. The End is Near. Really.
Click Me.
Click Me.
7/14/2009, 4:59 pm
When I was very young, I used to think I had been named for Prince Charles. I am so glad that I found out that I was actually named after one of Mom's brothers.
7/14/2009, 6:19 pm
Betinov, my knees are shaking even now, as I wipe the sweat off my brow at your near escape. You ought to sell this to a screenwriter. You'd strike it rich.
And I bet you never wished you were a tampon. Only Price Charles and Rosie O have wished that.
And I bet you never wished you were a tampon. Only Price Charles and Rosie O have wished that.
7/15/2009, 3:52 pm
Gerald Warner of <i>The Telegraph</i> calls him President Pantywaist.
The rest is <a href="https://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/gera ... /">here</a>.
Someone who loves His O'liness even less than I do wrote:If al-Qaeda, the Taliban and the rest of the Looney Tunes brigade want to kick America to death, they had better move in quickly and grab a piece of the action before Barack Obama finishes the job himself. Never in the history of the United States has a president worked so actively against the interests of his own people - not even Jimmy Carter.
Obama's problem is that he does not know who the enemy is. To him, the enemy does not squat in caves in Waziristan, clutching automatic weapons and reciting the more militant verses from the Koran: instead, it sits around at tea parties in Kentucky quoting from the US Constitution. Obama is not at war with terrorists, but with his Republican fellow citizens. He has never abandoned the campaign trail.
The rest is <a href="https://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/gera ... /">here</a>.
7/16/2009, 4:00 am
New Haven's new firefighter exam features the Red Cube™ to guarantee racial equality of results.
7/16/2009, 8:10 am
In a direct conflict of campaign promise...
Obama said on NBC, "The American people have to realize that there's no such thing as a free lunch."
Startled Obama minions now seek employment.
Obama said on NBC, "The American people have to realize that there's no such thing as a free lunch."
Startled Obama minions now seek employment.
7/18/2009, 4:18 pm
News-sites world-wide refuse to post contents of Sonia Sotomayor's private inbox, broken into by a son of a Republican law-maker.
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