This is exciting news indeed! There is so much rich progressive soil to turn over so to speak, at such a symposium. That the Bush-Cheney empire was the cause of Che's untimely demise is beyond refute.
Did you see that we also can claim proof positive that there is no "god?"
"My father never talked about God. He never met God. My father knew there was no absolute truth," Aleida said, responding to Ghasemi's speech."
If Che, upon ceasing to consume oxygen in the ultimate sacrifice to help save the world from the scourge of global warming, did not meet this "god" on the "other side," then that is all the proof we need this "god" does not exist. "Absolute truth..." hard to imagine anyone could believe such rubbish in our enlightened age.
However, what I wish to hear even more about from Laika is how do we bring together our useless idiot Muslim allies with their ridiculous beliefs about some guy called Allah and the non-absolute truth that there is no god as we progressives know to be the case. Of course we share so much middle ground, the killing of citizens to further our cause, our understandable hatred of the West for their exploitation of the working class etc.
Is The Dark Knight going to be a sequel to Batman Begins, or a separate movie? I hope it's a sequel. Batman Begins was one of the best superhero movies ever made.
I don't really know about Get Smart. I have seen ads for the DVD collection of the series, and it looks pretty funny, but the movie may not be as good.
I can't tell you about the time line of the movie as I have not seen Batman Begins yet. But I do know "the Dark Knight" was the old Batman cartoon, it was originally dark and brooding, long before the Adam West Batman was even imagined. I also know the Joker is part of the story, so that tells you something of the timeline.
I doubt the Get Smart movie will compare to the TV show... hey, it's not Don Adams! But that was one of this Pup's favorite shows growing up. How I loved the Cone of Silence, and the agent hidden in the garbage cans etc.
http://www.wouldyoubelieve.com/cone.html
And we had good progressives playing the "enemy" as well.
Betty, my friend, dig big stig: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/batman_begins_2_the_dark_knight/ und diese auch:
http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/10006191/photo_04.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgOi9sXSY6I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWw0ov-cAUg&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bemqs3vMqfs&mode=related&search=
Ohh . . . He sounds as if he's sweet and sensitive, and like, totally understands me!
Pinkie tears down her pin-ups of Ahmadingbat, the Velvet Ahmadingdong over her mantel, the Ahmadojo commemorative plates from Franklin Mint that show him at his hip-swinging Columbia U best and sells them on eBay; then finally tears out the pages in her notebook where she wrote his name, burns them, and writes something else instead . . .
<looks lovingly across the classroom at Comrade Pinkie like a little love-sick puppy as she scribbles the name of her new crush in her Hello Kitty notebook><sighs> She still doesn’t notice me…. Oh! Is that Teresa Heinz Kerry in the hallway!? Teresa! Teresa! Let me help you carry your books! Maybe you can take me out to dinner tonight and foot the bill! Teresa! Wait for me! Don’t run! It’s just a cold sore! IT’S JUST A COLD SORE!
Comrades! Lets not forget why we are here! Che is still dead!
That was delightful.
I hope in the new movie(s) they have a nice scene of Che taking a few rounds in the torso so that I can cut and loop the scene and watch it over and over and over. That would give me intense pleasure.
What is the translation at the end/beginning of "la paix"?
The utter evil of the Bush-Cheney Assassination Machine is truly appaling. All Che ever wanted to do was frolic among the flowers of Communism and the corpses of his enemies, and he was gunned down for engaging in this natural and understandable activity. It has become virtually impossible for a good Communist (and really comrades, is there any other kind?) to redistribute wealth with the barrel of a gun without some horrible neocon deathsquad arriving at their doorstep.
Fortunately, here in Amerika, there is a hope on the horizon, a blazing star in the firmament of Socialism. Our beloved Empress has a plan to sneak the redistribution of wealth past the neocon deathbeasts. Here, on the anniversary of the noble comandante's death, she strikes a blow for justice:
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WEBSTER CITY, Iowa (AP) - Every citizen could get a 401(k) retirement account and up to $1,000 in annual matching funds from the government under a plan offered Tuesday by Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham Clinton.
At a cost of $20 billion-$25 billion a year, the plan is Clinton's largest domestic proposal other than her plan for universal health insurance. The New York senator said it would be paid for by taxing estates worth more than $7 million per couple and would help narrow the gap between the rich and those who don't have enough savings for retirement.
There is beauty here. To finance this program will cost $20 to $25 billion per year, to be paid by soaking the filthy rich who possess estates worth more than $7 million. The IRS maintains a data base of inheritance taxes. According to their statistics, 4,122 people worth between $5 million and $10 million died in 2005, the most recent year for which statistics are available. To be generous, let us take $7.5 million as the median worth of this group (it would actually be a bit lower) and multiply it by 4,122. The result: $30.915 billion. Our beloved empress will thus allow these filthy parasites to pass on a full 19.2% of their estate to their little capitalist piglets. In her generosity she will only confiscate 80.8% of their estates when they die. Of course these estates are already subject to taxes on the order of 35% to 65%, and those moneys are already going to noble government programs, many of which are for the children. In order to fund her magnanimity we are going to have to reach further down the wealth ladder, but then, that's the plan isn't it?
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As for the retirement accounts, Clinton said during a campaign stop in small-town central Iowa, "They will begin to bring down this inequality that is eating away at our social contract." She said, "This is a major commitment to how I believe we can begin to right the balance again."
This is so beautiful, so moving comrades. A tribute to our most noble murderer uh, martyr and the words of our benign and generous Big Sister and so-to-be Premier, all in the same thread.
It's enough to make a comrade briefly cease his tireless work in the name of The People and delurk to honor these two glorious leaders of our endless Revolution.
While I am not entirely convinced that comrade Che is dead (simply undergoing a longer than expected period of rest and recovery under the care of Cuba's superior health care providers), if he was proven to be dead, there would be no doubt that Bush was responsible.
According to their statistics, 4,122 people worth between $5 million and $10 million died in 2005, the most recent year for which statistics are available..... ....In order to fund her magnanimity we are going to have to reach further down the wealth ladder, but then, that's the plan isn't it?
Comrade Comrade.... you simply have to start to learn how to think out of the box! Why should we limit ourselves to an average of 4,122 people with the needed wealth to die each year? The Empress can keep her promise while at the same time reducing the carbon footprint these capitalists impose on the People's Planet each year.
The Muslim students at GWU have got the best idea, attack yourself and blame it on Right wing Conservative groups.
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Phony 'Satirical' Anti-Muslim Posters Circulated at GWU
At George Washington University, another outrageous action by the Saudi-funded radical Islamic front group calling itself the Muslim Student Association, as they circulate flyers purporting to be from a conservative campus group with disgusting anti-Muslim messages: Anti-Muslim Fliers Cause Uproar.
Comrade Penn must have been crushed by this decision. One hopes that they will use real capitalist pigs and not stunt people when Che starts "redistributing wealth".
Comrade Penn must have been crushed by this decision. One hopes that they will use real capitalist pigs and not stunt people when Che starts "redistributing wealth".
Doesn't "The Che" sound like a new club dance?
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH. Too many figures, Comrade Ivan. Must escape numbers and facts... getting dizzy... head falling ;asljkllllllllllllllllllllllllllllld
In answer to the hot & spicy babe mooning over Che's rotting carcass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVKsd8z6scw
Plotline: Che walks into a bar of tough political hombres just south of the border. He walks over to the jukebox and puts a coin in the slot. Getting up onto the bar he begins a seductive version of "Tequila" ending in a lap dance all over leader of the gang, Harry Reid. Fade to black.
Im still trying to figure out what is Satirical about the poster.
Eggsactly Comrade! That is why this Commissar keeps barking to the moon, we progressives do not need to support these anti-progressives simply because they wish to tear down the imperialist west. They do not need our support to continue this, and we water down our Perfect Progressive Doctrine by stooping to their level to praise the one or two things they have right.
Yes, Bushitler killed beloved Che!!! It was when Bush was an evil imperialist pilot flying the highly dangerous (for the pilot) Delta Dagger interceptor (these were loaded with nuclear missles). Bush was sent on a secret mission by his father and the then congressional aid to Ted Kennedy (Cheney) to kill Che. Documents were created to cover this all up and were found by the newscaster who cannot be nammed.
The fact that this "party truth" is tumped by bothersome "reality" is merely the manifestations of evil conservatives daring to question progressive "truth". But do not worry comrades, soon, all talk radio, conservative print and thought will be outlawed by the "fairness doctrine".[/img]
Plotline: Che walks into a bar of tough political hombres just south of the border. He walks over to the jukebox and puts a coin in the slot. Getting up onto the bar he begins a seductive version of "Tequila" ending in a lap dance all over leader of the gang, Harry Reid. Fade to black.
As if real bikers dress like that or would have not punched his lights out long before he had a chance to walk outside. Been there... doesn't happen like that.
<OFF KATAKTER>
This sounds like a parody story for the Cube, too absurd to write a parody about - echoing the contents of the Karl Marx Treatment Center's seminar above. It was written by Amir Taheri, an Iranian expatriate author for whom I have great respect and always read his highly informative articles. He likes the People's Cube and has read a few of our stories (especially those concerning Iran). He is also a proud owner of the Red Cube which I presented to him last year at a private dinner party when he visited New York.
TEHRAN'S PRICE FOR 'SOLIDARITY' MULLAHS SEEK USEFUL MARXIST IDIOTS
Amir Taheri wrote
October 12, 2007 -- ANXIOUS to create what they call "a global progressive front," Presidents Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran and Hugo Chavez of Venezuela are sponsoring projects to underline "the ideological kinship of the left and revolutionary Islam."
The theme - hammered in by Ahmadinejad during his recent visit to Venezuela, Nicaragua and Bolivia - inspired a four-day seminar organized by his supporters at Tehran University last week (partly financed by Chavez).
[...]
[Che Guevara's daughter] Aleida, a pediatrician who lives in Havana, wore the mandatory Khomeinist hijab, while her brother had grown designer stubble to please the hosts. Also attending were an array of aging European and Latin American "Guevaristas" and Lebanese Hezbollah cadres.
At first, the conference was all clear sailing as participants agreed that the sole source of world evil was America and its "earth-devouring ambitions."
The Khomeinists were pleased to hear their European and Latin American guests denounce "America's criminal plans to attack the Islamic revolution," and insist that Iran had every right to develop its nuclear capabilities. The aging Guevaristas were equally pleased as their hosts praised the dead T-shirt poster boy as "a fighter for universal justice."
Things went pear-shape thanks to one keynote speakers, Hajj Saeed Qassemi, whose title is "coordinator of the Association of Volunteers for Suicide-Martyrdom." Praising the late "Che" as "a true revolutionary who made the American Great Satan tremble," he "revealed" that Guevara had been "a truly religious man who believed in God and hated communism and the Soviet Union."
"Today, communism has been consigned to the garbage can of history as foreseen by Imam Khomeini," Qassemi said. "Thus progressists everywhere must accept the leadership of our religious, pro-justice movement."
Demanding the right to respond, Aleida Guevara told the conference that Qassemi's claim might be based on a bad translation: "My father never mentioned God," she said as the hall sighed in chagrined disbelief. "He never met God."
The remarks caused a commotion amid which Aleida and her brother were whisked away, led into a car and driven to their hotel under escort.
[...]
By the end of the day, the two Guevaras had become nonpersons. The state-controlled media, which had given them VIP billing, suddenly forgot their existence. The anniversary of Guevara's death was mentioned in passing with no reference to his Marxism.
The Islamic Republic bans all non-Khomeinist ideologies, but two are specifically punishable by imprisonment or death: socialism and liberal democracy.
The two Guevaras, who left the Islamic Republic in some haste, managed to anger some Iranian progressists. The siblings refused to mention the mass arrest of workers' leaders throughout Iran in the last few months or condemn the current wave of repression against trade unions, women's organizations, teachers and farm workers.
"These people don't give a damn about the toiling masses," says Parviz Jamshidi, a lawyer for imprisoned trade unionists. "To them workers represent nothing but an abstraction, an excuse for appearing left and chic. They don't see that the Khomeinist regime is at war against the poorest sections of our society."
Red,
///Char Off///
That article needs to have international reading. The left continually fails to understand that "kill the infidels" means kill the leftists too.
And IF America WAS an imperialist nation, why would we be re-arming and retraining the Iraqis? Empires do not rearm those they take over. Also, Iraq has had 3 elections thus far. The USA has not interferred in any. When Bosnia-Serbia had elections in the 1990s, the Clinton Admin voided any outcome they did not like.
The left will never understand, even when the islamofascists are cutting their necks.
Thanks, dont forget that:
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Red, has not the loyal, progressive Pup been saying this all along? Warning everyone who can hear his bark, that we must not get close to these muslims even if their anti western attacks are useful?
I would also note that their plea for peace did not mention Jews, and is there any question that there are many Jews who were at the heart of our Communist Fore Fathers? Of course I must submit to the wise counsel of the Chairman, but this watch dog is keeping his guard up just the same.
is there any question that there are many Jews who were at the heart of our Communist Fore Fathers?
Of course not! The Bolsheviks were good party Jews. That's why Hitler was so against them in Germany and the rest of the countries that he invaded. And not let us forget our grandmaster Marx who was descended from Jews.
Sadly, it's not a glorious BTR but a US M93 Fox Recon vehicle. They are used for Nuclear, Biological and Chemical detection and are based on the German TPz1 Fuchs APC.
The Politburo has received this email from a reader who is not registered to post:
A reader who is not registered to post wrote
Dear Friend/Tovarish/Comrade,
Che Day was last week. How come the t-shirts at Che-mart aren’t marked down to half price? I was hoping to pick one up real CHEap! (Sorry!)
By the way… on Che Day I listened to Radio Havana 600.0 short wave and the commentator said that we all should strive to be more like Che. My question is… Should I kill myself or just play dead? Radio Havana is of course truth in broadcasting. They said that they were the free territory in the Americas and by “gosh” they’re right. It didn’t cost me anything to hear them say that!
I apologize for being away from the Cube's redness for so long. Representative work always takes the best of me.
Party-approved beverages and courtesans (along with timely autograph signings for The Children) have been demanding my attention during the many worldwide commemorations of both Putin's death and Guevara's birthday. Or was it the other way around? By Lenin, my head aches.
Two things, to Red Square and the "Reader who is not registered to post" (why isn't she?! we must check her background immediately!):
- First; Of course Radio Havana is pravda, I mean, truth, and one should always strive to be more like our heroic guerrilla. But worry not; just as the inevitable coming of Socialism is a historical necessity, our eventual becoming more like Che is a biological necessity. Thus you can help the Party a lot more before finally being Che. ("being Che"... that's kinda catchy, isn't it?) So for now I would recommend from personal experience to be more like Putin. I have done it myself, and look at my muscles.
- Second; Other circulating facts about Putin are pravda, too. My siberian-cold resistance is due exclusively to his waving at me decades ago. After recently meeting him again and shaking his hand, I can already squint my eyes and read floppy disks. It's a start.
Sadly, it's not a glorious BTR but a US M93 Fox Recon vehicle. They are used for Nuclear, Biological and Chemical detection and are based on the German TPz1 Fuchs APC.
Now that I look at it, it is a Fox. I see so very few of those and have fallen behind AFVID. I feel terrible now. Oh well, that is why we told them not to ever get too far ahead of us in battle. Between the Fox and the BRDM looking M1117 ASV, it gets difficult to tell who has what.
Sadly, it's not a glorious BTR but a US M93 Fox Recon vehicle. They are used for Nuclear, Biological and Chemical detection and are based on the German TPz1 Fuchs APC.
Yes it is! Down with Imperialist Speed Limits! Power to the People! Pedal to the Metal
Please, Commissar Pup. Have you forgotten that correct application of speed limits is hardly an Imperialist koncept- in fact it is one of the greatest socialist tools of kontrol? Here in the People's State of Viktor-ia Down Under, our proud socialist government has cranked speed limits down so low that it is actually faster to walk than to drive a car. The trick is to create a law which otherwise socially responsible citizens will easily break, then fine them (redistribute their wealth) whilst telling them it's for their own good. So, if the majority (democracy) of safe, law-abiding motorists think 60mph is perfectly safe on any given road, set the speed limit to, say, 40mph, and presto! They are all suddenly driving "too fast" and need to be re-educated.
It does two things: increases State/Party revenue, all big and juicy and ready for that rainy day when they can throw money at a problem resulting from poor progressive governance. More importantly, it kontrols those kapitalist car-driving pigs who desperately need to be reminded how much they need The State to protect them from themselves.
Unless, of course, you were calling the speed limit Imperialist simply because it was an Amerikkkan speed limit. In which case I totally agree.
Wail! Sob! Scream of Anguish!
Yes Comrade Bezelbub.... this Commissar knew what you said is totally correct. Speeding is perhaps my only vice left. I had hoped no one would see this, but you caught my thought crime correctly. May Lenin have mercy on me.
Yes it is! Down with Imperialist Speed Limits! Power to the People! Pedal to the Metal
Please, Commissar Pup. Have you forgotten that correct application of speed limits is hardly an Imperialist koncept- in fact it is one of the greatest socialist tools of kontrol? Here in the People's State of Viktor-ia Down Under, our proud socialist government has cranked speed limits down so low that it is actually faster to walk than to drive a car. The trick is to create a law which otherwise socially responsible citizens will easily break, then fine them (redistribute their wealth) whilst telling them it's for their own good. So, if the majority (democracy) of safe, law-abiding motorists think 60mph is perfectly safe on any given road, set the speed limit to, say, 40mph, and presto! They are all suddenly driving "too fast" and need to be re-educated.
It does two things: increases State/Party revenue, all big and juicy and ready for that rainy day when they can throw money at a problem resulting from poor progressive governance. More importantly, it kontrols those kapitalist car-driving pigs who desperately need to be reminded how much they need The State to protect them from themselves.
Unless, of course, you were calling the speed limit Imperialist simply because it was an Amerikkkan speed limit. In which case I totally agree.
Yours
Beez
Fear not Comrades, Total speed control is not here now with our partners in the General Motors Company have now introduced tools in their progressive thinking On Star to stop would be thefts of vehicles. This progressive thinking now can be evolved to totally limit your high tech car to a limited speed submitted for your perusal:
By Eric Peters
Published 10/16/2007 12:07:44 AM
Big Brother may be about to get just a bit bigger.
General Motors just announced a new and improved version of its OnStar telematics system that could be used to shut your car's engine off (or at least, cut back the power) remotely.
Touted as a "safety" feature (of course), the upgraded version of OnStar would give external authorities (law enforcement -- and, of course, GM) the ability to send out a signal keyed to the car's on board computer, which in turn would ease off the gas -- no matter how hard you're putting foot down. GPS-equipped cars already can be located in real time at any time, whether moving or stationary. The "enhanced" version of OnStar would, however, be the first use of satellite technology to physically control the vehicle and supersede the driver.
The system goes live in 2009, when GM will begin offering it on more than 1.7 million new cars and trucks. Chevrolet will lead the way -- with up to 60 percent of '09 models fitted with "enhanced" OnStar.
So what's wrong with the idea? Is it cabin-in-the-woods paranoia to be concerned about what, after all, could be a valuable tool for law enforcement?
The answer depends to a great extent on how much you trust the government.
Certainly, the use of "enhanced" OnStar to stop high-speed car chases and retrieve stolen cars is hard to argue with. But will that be all the technology is used for?
Consider this:
The insurance industry is at this very moment lobbying Congress to impose electronic speed governors on heavy trucks -- limiting them to no faster than 68 mph. Surprisingly, the trucking industry isn't completely opposed to the idea -- provided electronic speed limiters are also fitted to ordinary passenger vehicles, too. Fair's fair, right?
Now add a dash of "enhanced" OnStar to the brew.
Come 2009, it will be technically feasible to make speeding impossible. A modern car is controlled by computers; the computers are now tied into GPS systems such as OnStar -- which have the ability to send and receive electronic transmissions, including instructions that tell the computer how to run the car. "Smart" speed limit signs can now be fitted with transmitters; when a car with "enhanced" OnStar comes into range, the transmitter tells the car's computer what the maximum allowable speed shall be -- and ye shall drive no faster.
Welcome to the future.
"Technology should not just entertain us or make us more comfortable," croons NHTSA Administrator Nicole R. Nason. "It should make us safer." Of course. And what could be safer than making speeding an impossibility? If you haven't heard this argument voiced openly, just wait. It's coming as sure as Lindsay Lohan's next DWI. The safety nags have been patiently waiting for years for technology to catch up to their agenda.
Courtesy of GM, that day has arrived.
Our friends in the insurance and safety lobbies will soon be urging that this "optional" technology become a mandatory feature on every new car. Speeding is illegal, right? Who is going to argue in favor of allowing the automakers to continue building and selling cars capable of being driven 30, 40, 50 mph faster than the highest lawfully allowable maximum?
What about the children, after all?
And if that's not alarming enough, consider the likely follow-up. Once all new cars are fitted with in-car speed nannies, the glassy eye of government will very likely turn its gaze upon older cars -- especially older pre-computer cars, which can't be electronically controlled because there is no on-board electronic controller. The old car hobby is already (justly) alarmed by recent changes in antique/classic car licensing and registration laws -- which are making it harder and more expensive to keep an older car on the road.
In Virginia, for example, changes to the laws governing antique vehicle registration now empower police to conduct what amount to "roadside safety checks." If the cop decides your antique vehicle doesn't meet this or that jot or tittle of the law, he can seize your plates on the spot and have your antique vehicle towed to the impound lot -- notwithstanding that most cops don't have any specific knowledge of what is or isn't "right" about decades-old vehicles.
Now the authorities have a new tool in their kit. A cudgel by which they cannot only beat speeders into submission -- but which could very well be used to take older cars off the road forever. Consider yourself warned.
So... rushing to a hospital because grandpa's having a heart attack (or wife's having a baby right now, or some OnStar-scrambling weirdo's tailing your car) and dealing with the consequences like an adult is out of the question... right?
>off< And thats why Ill never own a Chevy...... Unless its pre 1980, hey but at least California decided that it wasnt legal for a company to require its proles to have rfid chips implanted in them.... Watch out for the black helicopters... but that on star thing has some vast repercussions coming. But of course its all for our safety.... Thank You Nannystates of america.
>off< ... but that on star thing has some vast repercussions coming. But of course its all for our safety.... Thank You Nannystates of america.
<offffffff>
Yes, you can almost hear it coming. However, there is one small reason to be cautiously optimistic. Which will be more important to the nannystates- the kontrol or the revenue? Speaking for my own kin I can't see the Aussie Leftist State Governments having both. Physically stop people "speeding", lose the revenue. Oh, the dilemma!!
So... rushing to a hospital because grandpa's having a heart attack (or wife's having a baby right now, or some OnStar-scrambling weirdo's tailing your car) and dealing with the consequences like an adult is out of the question... right?
<offffff> Or attempting to overtake that prole driving at inconsistent speed, leaving you stranded on the wrong side of the road with speed limiter kicking in and truck coming the other way?
Here is the latest in Viktor-ian Government feelgood re-education for motorists who don't like slowing down for so-called "roadworks" sites (i.e. where road workers are digging a hole 500m away from the actual traffic):
Awww...isn't that sweet? Progressive Roadworker guy has brought his kid to the roadworks site to show us how dangerous we are and how we must be controlled. Well I can see one safety issue right there. Is a roadworks site really an appropriate place For The Children ™?. Or does progressive Roadworker Guy have no choice since his progressive life-partner has a job of his/her/it's own and needs someone to look after their adopted kid? Do they have a creche at the roadworks site? So many questions.
....but at least California decided that it wasnt legal for a company to require its proles to have rfid chips implanted in them....
Well of course not Comrade! The state is all against an evil big company to do such a thing, as they should be. However, that doesn't not preclude the state from doing so da? They have GOOD INTENTIONS after all!
(Sing to the tune of Beatles, "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
It was 40 years ago today,
That they blew Comrade Che away.
Now he's sleeping down in the dirt.
But you can still buy his T-shirt.
Revolutionary Days are gone; thank God for the CIA
Four decades since they did away with Che!!
(Bridge)
He certainly deserved it, as a revolutionary great
The Democrats still honor him. You know they'd like to vote him in, and run him in 08!
So I thought you might like to know,
Fidel will be the next to go.
Your revolution is long gone
'Cause Socialism is just wrong.
If Hillary's elected, get down on your knees and pray.
Four decades since they blew away Comrade Che!!!
(Bridge segue into next song: "(I Get Corrupt with) A Little Help From My Friends".
"HILLL- ARRRR- EEEEE!!"
Bu...bu...but.... his verse said "thank God for the CIA" and "Cause Socialism is just wrong." How can we bear this? Oh, I am still reeling in shock. Oh, I suppose he could be on some People's Acid?
Che convert to Islam?
I think more importantly we would need him to be a professor, and a member of the Freemasons.
Then he could be a true progressive!
Che thought a certain I do not think he represents the principles of all people
The modality can be a good Muslim
And I hope that the media is not shaded
God created man and has the mind thinking
He has to use his mind in reading all religions
Compares with the governing mind
He has to take proper books of religion does not take the right books amended
I am sure you will find the principles of Islam, a good many of humanity
Thanks
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My father never talked about God. He never met God. My father knew there was no absolute(with the exception of the Party, of course) truth," Aleida said,
I have nothing else to add, except that religion plays no part in the Revolution of The World of This Tuesday, and I refuse to indulge in such nonsense!
I have spoken my last word on this!
I do not find this image to be funny, although I do look like a sexy sheik, eh, my hot, passionate, luscious, Commisarka Pinkie O? (Shit, I better go outside. I'm getting strangely aroused!)
The uncontested absurdities of today are the accepted slogans
of tomorrow. They come to be accepted by degrees, by precedent,
by implication, by erosion, by default, by dint of constant
pressure on one side and constant retreat on the other -
until the day when they are suddenly declared to be the country's
official ideology. ~ Ayn Rand
Write down this number and report to your Kommissar at the nearest railroad station.
Don't forget warm clothes and a shovel!
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Obama: If we don't bomb Iran now, we'll never pass healthcare reform
Taliban hires DC lobbyist in effort to get Obama's attention
Missile defense: Czechs angry at Obama for being canceled
Media study: Caucasian toddlers are more likely to cut eye-holes into "blankies"
Democrat strategist: 9 out of 10 white infants prefer cross burning over mother's milk
Mahmoud’s Liquidation Warehouse: 50% off Israel - this weekend only - it won’t last long
Obama: Black kids still forced to beat people up at back
of bus
Charlie Gibson: Neil Armstrong went where?
Obamacare, it’s finger-licking good!
Ben and Jerry release 'Hate Monger Bigot' flavor to celebrate those who support traditional marriage
'Shiver me Timbers!': Somalia unveils People's Institute for Redistribution, Adventurism & Thalassic Extortion (PIRATE)
Energy Czar: to save energy, the light at the end of the tunnel will be turned off
Other 49 states impose carbon tax on California due to wildfire smoke
Following Scotland's lead, US Justice Dept releases Charles Manson, citing battle with chronic hemorrhoids
Obama to media: Please respect our girls' privacy, especially Mr. Letterman
Teachable moment: Obama to hold 'beer summit' between offended Post Office and UPS
Taliban sends protesters to Afghan town hall meetings in attempt to get Obama administration to withdraw Gotham villains working for the Common Good™
White House recalibrates description of town hall protesters from 'terrorists' to 'man-made Nazi fascist pigs'
Experts: when buying Astroturf, remember to look for the Union LabelNational-socialist health care?
Drudge insulates self from White House anger by naming his site MoveOn.Drudge
ABC greenlights epic 12-part miniseries based on Beer Summit
Moveon.org petitions Dems to leave Bush/Cheney alone and 'move on to pressing issues facing the nation'
Palin: Critics ipso facto are quitters
Honduran ex-president Zelaya holds press- conference, presents birth certificate for examination
Cambridge: fighting racial bias, Obama picks black scholar Henry Louis Gates as Door Jigging Czar
Obama: white cop acted like inexperienced rookie, but being one I may be biased
On the international front: Obama brings back Cold War, switches sides
Signs of recovery: WH study finds number of searches for 'economic depression' on Google lower than it could have been under FDR
Obama inherited broken teleprompter from George W Bush
Zelaya: we support the democratically-elected President of the USA, even though he has strongly opposed American policies
Eco group 'Earth First' protests burying non- biodegradeable body of Michael Jackson under the ground
Study: Media orgasm over Michael Jackson's death oddly appropriate
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Secretary of the Interior vows to turn Neverland Ranch into 'King of Pop' National Monument
Riots in Iran: Obama invokes Starfleet Prime Directive - non-interference with social development of native planet even at the cost of own life
Obama hurts a fly, forgets to read Miranda rights
ACLU: fly murder by slapping unconstitutional
Obama mistakes Inspector General for a private CEO, orders him to resign
DHS simplifies procedures, cuts learning curve, renames all terrorism 'right-wing'
Earth may collide with Venus in 3.5 billion years. We must act NOW!!!
CBS study: statutory rape jokes not as hilarious as previously thought
White House tree commits suicide over economic policy
Obama: 'I inherited this tree from George W. Bush'
Obama to economy: 'make like a tree and collapse'
In Cairo, Obama promotes shovel-ready projects for Muslim communities
Obama's comment linking Islam to algebra sets off anti-Islam riots in US inner-city schools
Keith Olbermann rises to #1 on Larry Craig's 'Top ten liberals I'd like to sodomize' list
Ahmadinejad hands out potatoes to corner Irish-Iranian vote
Lady Justice undergoes extreme makeover on TV, becomes sexier, more empathetic, less blind visit our new Che Heart store
Obama: "We must work to rid the world of nuclear weapons and of Israel too while we're at it"
Obama to impose a cap on temperatures for patients in government-subsidized hospitals
Brady Campaign to Prevent Cereal Violence applauds gov't crackdown on cheerios, calls for registration of cereal bowls
Obama's rich supporters chagrined to find he's a class worrior and not the cynical hypocrite they'd counted on
Congress nationalizes DeBeers, changes marketing slogan to 'government programs are forever'
Sen. Specter: 'we could be energy-independent by now if Republicans invested in eternal engine research'
Kentucky Derby winner admits to having no specific strategy: I just kept repeating 'hope' and 'change' and I won... wow!
Never waste a good crisis: Obama uses swine flu epidemic to put a mask on Joe Biden
Study: exposure to pork- barrel projects heightens risk of catching swine flu
Islamic scholars green-light use of government pork by Muslim groups: 'not haram'
DHS Napolitano's preferred man-made disaster color warnings: chocolate, vanilla, strawberryDow Jones rally prompted by record sales of tea bags on April 15
WH: Obama's handshake with Saudi King looked like a bow as King Abdullah's arms are twice as long as human arms but atrophy prevents useDHS tip on spotting a right- wing extremist: watch out for the one carrying a paycheck
Opposed to teabagging, Pelosi accepts motion to expel Congressperson Barney Frank
Spring cleaning tip: don't forget to change your scientific consensus from winter setting "climate change" to summer setting "global warming"
Obama uses old Bush-era teleprompter for Baghdad speech
Segway and GM launch a 2-wheeled contraceptive
Obama's stern reaction to North Korea missile launch: "I'm tellin'!"Lenin laughs ass off over crisis in capitalism Scientists: Lenin statue expelled no harmful gases, only dialectical materialism Obama gives Queen a shovel click here NBC: We are all Special Olympians now, especially Olbermann
Obama's teleprompter caught moonlighting as AmEx spokesperson: 'Don’t leave home without it'
click here for the story Alabama gunman was trying to 'be more like Europeans' After shootings, EU threatens potential mass murderes with increased paperwork and red tape Oil prices rising; most viable solution is blame Limbaugh Obama to bring Cuba in from the cold; political prisoners to remain outside Healthcare crisis: Planned Parenthood forced to offer 2 abortions for the price of 1; 50% off if you refer a friend Hillary presents Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov with the People's Cube CLICK HERE FOR THE STORY Obama's Reaganesque address: "I've just declared peace on the Soviet Union. The bonging will start in five minutes" Satellite launched to confirm global warming: finds none, crashes in Antarctica in protest Al-Qaeda founder discovers DNC playbook, attacks own side in war an terror Obama to slash deficit after increase; firefighters to quench house after setting fire to it
Treasury Dept buys Monopoly board game for policy advice Democrats pay back their constituents, save faltering squeegee businesses from collapsing
Muslim group offended by pork hidden in stimulus package, threatens revenge Obama appoints guilt czar to oversee fair distribution of guilt among all Americans Size matters: stimulus package so big it won't even fit on Drudge No help from Obama to storm-ravaged Kentucky; officials consider renaming state to New Orleans in effort to get attention Politico: volcano trouble in Alaska a result of Palin's policies MoveOn adopts Bush's cowboy diplomacy: 'You're either with Obama or Rush' Obama urges liberals to start listening to Rush Limbaugh: 'all too often we start by dictating on issues and don't always know all the factors involved. So let's listen.' More bad economic news: area antiwar group lays off its bumper sticker makers Dissent no longer patriotic: Obama Reminder to Hollywood celebrities: must change 'patriotic' setting from 'hate America' to 'love America' on Jan. 20 Obama promises to Photoshop a better future for America You won't be told lies if you don't ask questions: Obama's new media policy Personals: senate seats available in NY & Il. Hardly ever used. Cash OK. Change we can believe in: Clinton 1990s staffers Somali pirates hijack international space station Starting with 11/5/08, the cor- rect progressive greeting in America is "Barack Obama!" The reply is "Obama Barack!" Laika the Space Dog consi- dered for new White House pet: "Thoroughly vetted by Bill Ayers" CHANGE: President-elect Obama crushes Yankee imperialism in a landslide
Seven Obama cousins found living in voting boothUS choppers attack ACORN voter registration center in Syria US military: We decided to strike now because this time next year we’ll be a Peace Keeping force Biden predicts severe test for Obama in first six months: another question from Joe the Plumber Obama: Let he who is without wealth cash the first check! Joe Biden: work is a four-letter word
FBI investigates Mickey Mouse Club for voter fraud Embarrassed ACORN accidentally registers 'Ronald Reagan' Kids' hymns to Obama a success of Democrat strategy: If you can't abort them, indoctrinate them World to USA: 'Fix world ecomonic crisis so we can get back to hating you' Obama's campaign invites opponents to play 'Truth or Jail' Biden: Hoover text-messaged Americans to calm fears during 1929 crashDead support Obama, all are registered to vote by ACORN Biden calls taxes patriotic Study: Jesus spoke without a telepromter Obama promises free lipstic for everybody if elected KARAOKE: These Are The Jerks We Call Journalists Obama's negotiations with Gustav prove fruitful; storm spares "French Quarter" Feminist group: Sarah Palin worst mother since June Cleaver; decried as "too feminine" Obama: leave Bristol alone, she has been punished enough with a baby Putin shoots tiger with Polonium-laced dart Obama: ready from day one to place a call to UN if a US city is nuked Cult of personality at the People's Cube is up 90% compared to previous Five-Year Plan Congress established windfall tax on US gold medals International Olympic Committee to redistribute Phelp's ill-gotten golds to less fortunate athletes Obama beats Hillary to coveted CPUSA endorsement February 2050 declared White History Month. Future headlines expected to read "Minorities hardest hit... and deservedly so." Obama denounces Russia's actions; humbled Russia sends self to Gulag US trade deficit dropped; NYT instructs readers to turn paper upside down for more favorable view of graph Sharpton protests disproportionate deaths of Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes, calls for immediate deaths of David Letterman and Billy Joel to even score Science to unveil invisible cloak; Conservative White Christian male in NJ says he's been invisible for years NYT: Russia's invasion of Georgia leaves much smaller carbon footprint than US invasion of Iraq Larry the Cable Guy issues call to "man the pick up trucks" as Russia invades Georgia Edwards claims he was having affair with camera, didn't notice woman attached Chavez's parents cut off Hugo's credit card after Moscow shopping binge Oil industry to Pelosi: You've been given a brain. Use it or lose it. Congress to declare July 19th International Swimmers' Day
How many superdelegates does it take to change a lightbulb? Photoshopped Iranian missile saves 25% on Islamic Republic's carbon footprint
Word of the day: HUSSIES n. Female Obama supporters changing their middle names to HusseinObama: we have always been at peace with Hillary ClintonGrand Rapids Mayor George Heartwell vows city will be "vanilla" when rebuilt Media grows impatient with Iowa's lack of flood-related rapes and pillaging: Why can't they be more like New Orleans? CNN investigates Iowans caught blowing FEMA debit cards at Tractor Supply Company Obama: WTC problem ended on 9/11, Pentagon still a problemHillary supporters organize against Obama Janet Reno congratulates Elian Gonzalez on joining Cuba's Young Communists
Dick Durbin denies that being Hell's spokesperson and moonlighting as a Democrat Senator presents a conflict of interest Flooding in Iowa causes typical white people to turn bitter and cling to evacuation procedures Democrat energy policy: let them eat cake Monica Lewinsky endorses Obama: 'This is not the Bill Clinton I knew' NASA unveils 'ass-crack' space suit for plumbing repairs at int'l space station Dead people at Obama's rally identified as a renegade splinter group of Hillary's 'invisible Americans' Howard Dean: dead people will vote Democrat no matter who gets the nomination Mainstream media silent on increased attacks on US troops by mainstream media Sen. Kennedy under treatment. Mary Jo still dead Muanmar drafts Mayor Nagin and Gov. Blanco to help with cyclone clean up New Orleans Mayor sends school buses to Myanmar As Darfur violence surges, world vows not to give a crap unless the US gets involved Chinese citizens crushed by bricks and rubble; tanks have day off
Friendly fire: BBC office hit by al-Qaeda rocket Al Gore knows what caused Burma cyclone but won't say it International community promises to suspend anti- Americanism until after American aid reaches Burma Mainstream media saddened that Austrian pedophile isn't a Catholic priest, a Baptist minister, or a GOP senator
North Korea's nuclear technicians protest outsourcing jobs to Syria Earth Day: save the planet, starve the children! Focus group: if water boarding was a sexual preference, they'd be teaching it in public schools Study: Wall Street losses unfairly target the rich Mixed month for MTV: teen pregnancy drops, however STDs are on the rise Obama pledges to give every typical small town family a possum sandwich Delays at American Airlines: a sneak peak into proposed government healthcare Stop and smell the Sharpies Obama: baby is punishment; tax increase is bundle of joy Media: this year's Global Bad News Awareness week to overlap with International Good News Obliviousness month NPR journalists go on truckers-style protest over high price of lattes Most popular April Fools joke: "A Democrat president won't raise taxes" Obama denounced extreme statements in Osama's new tape but urged voters to listen to the entire message before making judgment Obama's speech calls for change in stereotyping "the typical White person" Spitzer denies applying hardball tactics in front of bathroom mirror and threatening to come after himself New York State House retires Spitzer's #9 jersey KKK endorses Harvard's gym segregation policy: 'Blacks and Jews are next' London quake caused by SUV, now impounded by Scotland Yard Hillary's healthcare plan to include smelling salts for Obama's supporters and mandatory amputation of Chris Matthews' leg USMail Service to publish Obama's resume on new stamp Obama: one man's plagiarism is another man's audacity Candidate Barry O'Bama to court Irish vote Berkeley ousting US Marines gives hope to al Qaeda: 'If hippies can do it, so can we!' Berkley builds wall around self; man trying to flee 'Peace Sanctuary City' shot at checkpoint John McCain apologizes for going to Vietnam, earns Jane Fonda's endorsement To avoid scorn and ridicule, Tom Cruise converts to Islam NY Times: Backward, close-minded, inbred southern hicks vote for Obama NY Times: All the news that's fit to pimp Dems offer first female for President, first Black for President, first pretty pony for Attorney General Brokeback Mountain loses climber NASA's Spirit Rover finds Dennis Kucinich campaign on MarsLas Vegas: candidates offer plans to bail out flustered gamblers Feds: subprime borrowers' relief package to include subprime rib Silence in Cuba: Castro too ill to speak in public, Cubans too afraid to speak Dems adopt old British "don't mention the war" strategy for '08 campaign Obama's 'Take a penny, leave a penny' economic plan sparks new hope Obama's campaign hires homeless people to talk about change on street corners Panhandlers Union endorses Obama's plan for change Al Gore's children receive carbon credits for Winter Solstice Holiday Democrats call for troop surge in the War on Bush Murtha: if we quit now, capitalism will win Pelosi declares she likes class war, pledges to stay the course Expert blames Republicans for not attacking all Democrat candidates equally High school Meth teacher starts new class Holy Mitt! Violence in Iraq down 60%; media stories reporting this down 6000% Imus covers all bases by hiring undocumented-Black- Jewish-homeless- transgendered-vegan- disabled-obese-Kartina- victim as a sidekick Poll: most Muslims find curvature of Riemannian manifolds offensive "How The Grinch Redistributed Winter Solstice" opens on Broadway Left-wing bloggers hold vigil hoping suspect is connected to GOP candidate Hostage situation expected to be politicized in the next 20 minutes "Mall security" takes over operations in Baghdad New study suggests that 1 US gallon of Latte is 170 times more expensive than 1 US gallon of Regular gasoline. Al Gore sterilizes self to protect planet: 'Having children is selfish' NY Times: some news is fitter to print than others Study: most Americans will be worried about economy if told so often enough Musharraf changes name to Chavez to avoid being called "dictator" by MSM and Democrats in US Congress Media changes old adage "no news is good news" to "no good news is news" US Congress extends hurricane season until the first Sunday in November Lack of bad news from Iraq causes media recession. Women and minority journalists hardest hit. LA Times drops term "wild" describing fire, uses "undocumented" fire instead USA Today: big fires are getting bigger, small fires are getting smaller Reid: Global Warming caused fire by overheating arsonist's head, provoking delusional paranoia MoveOn.org pressures Congress to stop fighting fire and bring firemen home Reid: The war on fire is lost Pelosi: The number of fires has gone up since we started fighting fire Kerry: If you don't do well in school you'll get stuck fighting fire in California NY Times: Fighting fire creates even more fires Harry Reid auctions clothes, furniture, car on eBay in effort to make millions off his name. "If Limbaugh can do it so can I." No takers so far. Princess Leia Organa presents the Alderaanian Medal of Honor to Al Gore Did Che Guevara descend from Prophet Mohammed? San Andreas Fault in California preemptively renamed George Bush's Fault Media Matters editor blows self up over Limbaugh's 'bomber' remark End of Ramadan brings new rioting season to France Harry Reid bangs shoe on table: "We will bury you!" Dutch follow Ahmadinejad's lead, declare "there are no dykes in Holland" Ahmadinejad to Amerika: "Don't tase me, bro!" Bomb Girl and Taser Boy sell rights to their characters to Marvel Comics Cindy Sheehan hires Bomb Girl and Taser Boy as image consultants CBS stands by firing of Dan Rather: "He couldn't tell our logo from a hole in the ground" Jessie Jackson on Obama: "too White." Obama on Jackson: "I'm a smoke dat biatch if I see him"
Tasered victim at John Kerry's speech to receive Purple Heart Mugabe blames Zimbabwe's meltdown on Global Warming To stomp out possible confusion, MSM changes spelling of Obama to Ubama Craving acceptance from liberals, General Petraeus gains 300lbs and debuts report at Cannes. George Soros stops funding Democrats, converts to Islam Edwards: 41% of American children don't have lawyers John Edwards proposes "single payer" trial lawyer insurance for all, mandatory pre-jurisprudence care Illegal aliens kill people Americans won't killDemocrats select 2008 presidential slogan: "Death to America" Larry "Happy Feet" Craig uses Michael Flatley's Riverdance defense "Americans Coming Together" admit they had timing issues Presbyterian clergy issue fatwah calling for Pope's deathNew Jersey teen cracked iPhone with his face Vick awaits doggie-style welcome in prison Rock star behaves like rap star: huge media outcry China's recall of defective Daily Kos bloggers causes suicides among Democrat strategists Al Gore to recall the Internet Media declares September National Bridge Awareness Month First New Orleans, now Minnesota: Anderson Cooper travels up the Mississippi without a paddle Ray Nagin pledges to build a chocolate bridge instead William Jefferson spotted under collapsed bridge retrieving mystery package Cannibalism, rape, looting, republicanism rampant in Minneapolis Lindsay Lohan to enter astronaut training program Nigeria's plan to nationalize local spam industry sparks massive riots in Lagos
Democrat Congress's two major victories: minimum wage increase and al-Qaeda's restored operating capability London Mayor Livingston mandates Sharia law at nightclubs to prevent further bombings Taliban spokesman blames media bias as civilian deaths from US air strikes grab headlines: "Taliban has murdered thousands of civilians and we can't even get mentioned on Countdown with Olbermann. What gives?"Back alley massage parlors now offering "better ending than Sopranos" Bush to close Gitmo, detainees released into Mexican custody to be put on fast track to US citizenship
Study: Dan rather still unable to tell the difference between Paris Hilton and Katie Couric Civil war in Gaza: if it's not in Iraq why report it? US media increasingly impatient at lack of civil war in IraqUS Embassy in Syria warns of sex attacks. So how long will Bill be visiting for? Delighted Dems: "The surge has failed!"MSM spokesman: There are no civil war clashes in Gaza! Palestinians still wonder why their real civil war can't knock Iraq "civil war" off the front page As Albanians welcome Bush and show love for USA, NY Times offers them free subscriptions to "solve problem" Paris gets out of jail faster than an illegal immigrant Socialist utopia takes foothold in Venezuela as water cannons salute victory Pelosi: "I've seen climate change." John Fogerty of CCR also wants to know "if she's ever seen rain" Democrats call for troop withdrawal from Jersey Harry Reid: "Troop presence in New Jersey creating more terrorists" French riot police deployed as open minded, tolerant socialists expected to react to election results Progressives concerned with Sarkozy's "extremist agenda " of rule of law and assimilation to French culture Dems: War needs deadline; only social policies can run indefinitely Sheryl Crow to wipe out global warming one butt at a time Va Tech lessons for MSM: must ban guns, rich kids ACLU calls for calm, fears backlash against innocent gun owners: 'all gun owners aren't terrorists' Liberal groups join gun tolerance and awareness workshops Gun owners converting to Islam in droves to ward off profiling Sharp jump in number of 'non-decapitated' babies following Supreme Court decision Sharpton makes a list of 57 Don Imus sympathizers on public airwaves Al Gore and John Kerry agree: people who live in greenhouses should not expel noxious gases Al Gore hired by K-Y to pro- mote Global Warming Jelly New study shows Earth's 'fever' contagious; Mars asks planets to kick 'Greenhouse Mary' out of solar system Schumer demands Karl Rove be indicted on 1976 parking ticket Al Qaeda reacts to Schumer attack: "Thank Allah we're not Republicans!" Dems: Khalid Sheik Mohamed just watched too many episodes of 24 and made all that stuff in his confession up Fitzgerald to prosecute Ann Coulter for disclosing identity of presidential candidate John Edwards Following Scooter Libby success, media demands journalists be included on all future juries Kent State professor calls for bin Laden victory: time to bring in the National Guard again? Hollywood to America: our moral issues are better than your moral issues Obama promises to "purge himself" if he loses to Hillary to spare the public a lengthy trial House vote: Insurgents react with non-binding IED Democrat leaders don't support terrorists but they support their mission North Korea agrees to nuclear disarmament, media hails Madeleine Albright Bush: I support Democrat majority - but not their mission Is it time for Pinochet yet? Helen Thomas to be inducted into Museum of Natural History
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