Barack Obama's Choice For Veep Is Barack Obama

In a brilliant move, which media pundits are describing as audacious, Barack Obama has chosen himself to be his own running mate. "That's how I roll," Obama told reporters in a briefly held brief briefing during the intermission of a Bon Jovi concert, after which he dropped the microphone with a loud thump. As he left the stage, members of the press corps ripped off their shirts and threw them toward the stage, while their female colleagues threw their panties, all of them experiencing what can only be described as "minimally disguised orgasms."

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Obama supporter: "Barack understands that we do not need anyone other than Barack."

An Obama spokesperson explained the decision as the obvious choice: "Who better understands Obama's vision of Hope and Change than Obama? I know I don't." The rhetorical question had the mainstream journalists shrugging and nodding.

The celebration of unity between Obama and Obama, as well as between the mainstream media and the Democrat Party was interrupted, however, when a divisive McCain supporter asked whether the move was constitutional. She was quickly beaten to the ground by Al Franken in an idealistic attempt to stop the divisiveness, and is currently said to be in serious, but stable condition, at a Bethesda, Maryland hospital.

Feather Weinstein, an intense Obama supporter, was thrilled by the announcement. "Barack understands that we do not need anyone other than Barack," she gushed. "This is exactly what makes Barack... Barack!" After an awkward giggle she offered, "You can probably tell that I am a little high on Hopium."

Hillary Clinton commented on the stunning move in a brief telephone interview, saying "I don't know if he used a Ouija board or called Miss Cleo or whatever, but that bastard stole my idea." It was followed by the sound of several lamps thrown against the wall and a cat scurrying away, after which the phone went dead.

Hmm. . . well, I suppose this puts an end to all the squabbling, but how is he going to run the country AND make trips all over the world on behalf of himself?

There can be no other,
Jesus didn't have a VP, Moses didn't have a VP and after a failed attempt at nominating his 9 YO bride, Mohommed didn't have one either........why should the messiah?

In a related matter, Nancy Pelosi rejoiced in the fact that now only one person must die for her to be President.

Barack Obama:  Hopiate of da masses.

Silly silly person.
Pelosi might be president at a maximum of 3 days.

Obama would resurrect.

I think this will fit in with the topic nicely.....

Hell, why not just let him become the Senate, the House and the Supreme Court too. Damn commies.

OH-MY-OBAMA!


What a decision by Barry, what guts!......


I am an Obamunist, and I believe this should be Barry's theme song in his campaign for ruler over America.  The name, the title, everything about it describes him perfectly....

Symphony Of Destruction  (Fantastic Name)

Originally from the album "Countdown to Extinction" (My thoughts exactly)

I fear Child of Light & Hope becomes high on panty vapors. To further social justice our Leader must choose a credible, yet manipulable, white European as brother revolutionary. It is always good to reserve a high ranking sacrifice for under bus road kill, and example of shock & awe. Ask Coba.

Comrade Big Fur Hat is correct. This is very much true. And I would hang the shroud of Obamassiah high in St. Basil's Cathedral where the assembled multitude may gaze uppon the holy cloth.

!stnediserP eciV ni eciohc evissergorp yrev a edam sah amabO kcaraB edarmoC

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As has been reported,  the DNC is overbudget for the Convention in Denver.  So Obama agreed to turn water into Merlot to cut costs.

Obama is the only apostate who is fully approved by Islam.

Hell, I go to Europe and shit, gave a big speech at the War Dick and I come back to a bunch of honky comedians from the Crackerhood trying to pick my VP for me.

I do have a list and it's short.

Here's my VP list:

1) Fred "The Hammer" Williamson, because The Party™ needs lotsa bosses.
2) Dolemite
3) Pam Grier
4) Diana Ross

Damn, Michelle just crossed out Pam Grier and Diana Ross.
She said one's a freak and the other is Foxy Brown.
Shit woman, why can't she be more like Hillary?
Like James Brown sang "It's A Man's World"

OK, Michelle narrowed it down to two. I'm leanin' towards Dolomite.
Whaddyall say 'bout Dolomite for my VP?
Nobody is gonna bust a cap Kennedy style in my big floppy eared head if he's VP.
Nobody.

Now that the ticket it complete, perhaps we could save a lot of the People's time and money and hold the coronation next week.  An actual election is unnecessary since the Republicans haven't bothered to nominate a candidate(that old guy is a joke, right?) and the fact that President Muff's term technically doesn't end until January is a just part of the vast right wing plot to keep the keys to the Rainbow House in the hands of the slave masters. Let the New Order begin NOW!

At last the circle is complete.  When Obama left us he was but a learner, now he is the master!

  

Oh, and also this.  Bleah!


More likely this...


...unless he isn't a man but a robot; or some construct of machine andorganics synthesized into one inscrutably charismatic nematode.  

But that would be highly implausible.

Fearless leader is only one who can bring hope and change to people.

I thought that there wasn't any way that lolcats would disparage the Obamessiah.
I had to check it out and I was right. This is your very own subversive caption,Comrade scottthong. I denounce you for thoughtcrime,hatecrime and kittycrime.....k? thx,bai

Comrades, I do hate to burst the bubble here, but Obama can not be president and vice president no matter how attractive this may be. Sure, if there is a need for a later election, this can be overturned. But alas, for the next few months, we must abide with the Current, weak, US Constitution.

It also disturbs me that no one else here spotted this flaw before publishing.....

Amendment 12 - Choosing the President, Vice-President. Ratified 6/15/1804. Note History The Electoral College

The Electors shall meet in their respective states, and vote by ballot for President and Vice-President, one of whom, at least, shall not be an inhabitant of the same state with themselves;

Comrades,

Let us hope for the most Socialist of Final Solutions in this quandary. Sen. Obama would do well to eliminate his competition now by offering the Vice Proletariat position to Sen. McCain. His Socialist streak is wide but seems to stop at his Kkkapitalist appendages. Therefore, Obama can charge McCain an arm and a leg for the VP spot, then take the other two in taxes.

Sedarmoc Evissergorp Decnavda,

Msilaicos Evissergorp fo rewop eht dnatsrednu lliw sretroppus sih, fles remrof sih fo llehs erem a, ssam gnireviuq a ot decuder si NiaCcm Ecno.

"Hey Barack??? What are you gonna do after you ascend to the Presidency?"

"Ah'm gonna find me a white woman!!!!"

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I'm down with Dolemite, brah.

A Con-man for Prez and a Pimp for Veep. Shit yeah!

"Yo.... Barry.... uh.... you think you can ask your Veep to send some "shawties" over to my crib? Stop by if ya got time. I gots plenty of MD 20/20 an' Olde English. Some of da girls will get their freak on. It'll be a stone groove my man! And yo... tell Mama Michelle she better not be fuckin' wit da homegirl, Foxy Brown. Pam will bust dat bitch azz into next week!"

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Praise be to Allah!  For he is surely guiding B Hussein O (PBUH).

Allow me to introduce myself, I am Sheik Abu Ibn Ali Moham son of Fakhr.  I am most happy to have been blessed by these sacred pages.  Allah is most wise.  I wish you will welcome me for it is clear our paths end at the same destination.

B Hussein O (PBUH) is surely the Hidden Imam of which our holy leaders spoke.  Let us gather here to pray at the feet of BHO (PBUH).

Praise be to B Hussein O (PBUH).  He has verily found himself.



The "Submit" button is most appropriate.


I am Sheik Abu Ibn Ali Moham son of Fakhr

As Salaam'u Aleekum, Sheik Abu Ibn Ali Moham! It's is clear that you are well acquainted with Socialism and The Party™. Given this, we will not require you to check into the nearest Karl Marx Treatment Center for indoctrination. Because our puppets in the Democrat Party need your assistance as soon as possible, comrade.

After the revolution this November, no more will the Worldwide Zionist conspiacy manipulate  AmeriKKKa, furthing it's imperialist foreign policy. The Obamessiah (PBUH) will cleanse AmeriKKKa and set it on the shining path of socialism and the true Islam. The destruction of the zionist occupiers of Palestine and their stooges in AmeriKKKa is nigh! Global warming deniers will be exterminated for they defile The Holy Goran™. And the ReThuglicans and their Corporate-Fascist masters will be consigned to their own gulag at G'itmo.

Grab a Shovel, comrade! The fun has only just begun!

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Zampolit Boris Sukavich Blokhayev al-Hussain
Commissar, 1st Directorate of the The Party™ Approved Margarita Reseach and Opertions
Grand Inquisitor of The Reformed Church of Latter-Day Climatology (The Gormons)



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Zampolit

Assalamu alaikum Comrade Blokhayev

Thank you my brother.

As can be witnessed here http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=2187

I have previously been welcomed by Comrade Pupovich.  And I must say......., the rage I felt at The Karl Marx Re-Education Center was exhilarating .  I was eventually bound and forced to listen until the end.  Interestingly,   I too see capitalism as a source of hate.  And.... a reason AmeriKKKa is most guilty.  This shameful behavior verily ignited the war with the innocent Peace Loving™ people of Islam.  You can see proof on the Communist News Network (CNN).  It is curious however, that a Filthy Zionist Jooo! ..and I.., can agree.  On the other hand, In the beginning, 'Socialism'... is small step toward the full glory of Islamic Fascism that I am ready to take.  All thanks be to Allah, He is most wise.  However, I will deny by the weapon of Taqiyya granted by the Prophet (PBUH) any agreement with Comrade Marx.  Yet verily,.. he has given me many more weapons for use against the great jinn Bush.

The Commissar is most kind to allow me to continue digging beyond the recommend 5 hours.  Forgiving my time for praying.  I feel I am now beginning to approach my full potential for seething.  My rage was lifted to new levels when the Commissar denied a Party funded footbath.  And even further when he suggested my face resembled a pig.  This insult to my religion and culture is purely a hateful racial slur that can be used in legal jihad against the evil Empire.

Peace be to you brother.  I must now recite the HolyGoran.


I am Sheik Abu Ibn Ali Moham son of Fakhr

Yes so true Comrade Star!! I personally organized this day's 15 Minutes Of Hate^tm to show that those of us who still hold true to The Party's ideals know that the only way that we will achieve the worker's paradise of The Democratic People's Republic of Amerika is to coronate Glorious Uber Comrade HRC!!!

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

He is the one that he's been waiting for......

For only "the one" could be a running mate for the "Dali-bama"

At least I believe that's true.........

In reality, a judgement like that's above my pay grade!

I help people with any human rights in the world and the development of education
Against any person talking about human rights on his tongue
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