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Obama's Economic Stimulus Swindle

By Superkommissar Maksim
2/14/2009, 12:56 am

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SUCKERS!

The Party™ has successfully expanded their power for decades to come. With this stimulus plan not only are we ensnaring generations of future Americans in ever more crushing taxation and debt, we have ensured that millions more people and even businesses are dependent on us for their wellbeing. The result will be more Democratic Party voters, for only a fool would bite the hand that feeds them.

The Rethuglicans only offer tired worn-out principles of a bygone era with silly concepts like rugged individualism, freedom, and liberty.

"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free."
Ronald Reagan 40th president of US (1911 - 2004)
    

Well, Boo Hoo...

Yes, comrades, it is a glorious new day in these United Socialist States of America. Rejoice!
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By DDR Kamerad
2/14/2009, 1:02 am
Ah yes...ever since Dec. 31, 1991, we have been longing for the rise of another Socialist Superpower.  The seeds were planted in the days of FDR, nearly plucked up by the ravens of the Committee on Un-American Activities (that was a close one), and fertilized by the droppings of the New Left, until the time was right and we could bring forth the One who would Changetm this nation from its cold capitalistic confusion to the warm, snoozy embrace of the strait jackets of Socialism.
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By Commissar Obamissar V
2/14/2009, 1:14 am
No wonder Comrade Red Square deemed you equal enough to be a Superkommissar!!
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By Red Star
2/14/2009, 8:20 am
Superkommissar? we shall need to consult with the Party leadership on this.

But this wonderful representation of the super Comrades in Washington was very moving. Yes they are Con-artist and Dumber than a Box of Rocks, but these are what we in the party wants. If they had brain they could become uncontrollable, or worse RethuglKKKans.


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality®INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith
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By Proletarian Robot
2/14/2009, 12:24 pm
I was thinking that the tickets to see this one are way too expensive but sadly it seems my tax dollars have already bought me one. I just hope that there isn't a sequel to it.......
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By Commissar_Elliott
2/14/2009, 6:56 pm
It's a good thing we have put so much emphasis on controlling the cinema medium of art.
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By Red Jim
2/14/2009, 7:49 pm
It is indeed a great day for the Party.  Now all power flows through the Party and any who dare question our actions will be led like lambs to the slaughter.  We will not even have show trials for the likes of Limbaugh and Savage just summery executions in a dank basement under the Capital Building.  Which we will record for posterity of course.
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By Commissar_Elliott
2/14/2009, 11:43 pm
It has dawned on me Red Jim, if, sorry, when we execute them, let's make it mandatory in the 2-minute hate. They watch it everyday, and it shows there are none who can destroy The Party.
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By Margaret
2/15/2009, 12:26 pm
Just for posterity's sake - in the NEO-KULAKS IN NEED OF LIQUIDATION advertising banner that linked to the key words of this topic:

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By Ivan Betinov
2/15/2009, 12:34 pm
Quote

Obama Says "It's Yours!"


Truer words were never written.  It certainly is ours.  Until they take it to give to ACORN.
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By Che Gourmet
2/15/2009, 1:10 pm
Red Star wrote
Superkommissar? we shall need to consult with the Party leadership on this.

But this wonderful representation of the super Comrades in Washington was very moving. Yes they are Con-artist and Dumber than a Box of Rocks, but these are what we in the party wants. If they had brain they could become uncontrollable, or worse RethuglKKKans.


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock Hospitality®INC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith


Red Star,

Greetings comrade!

Might I dutifully remind you that our Glorious Incarnadine Trapezoid Leader, Red Square bestowed Maksim with the "Super" status.  Do not question the benevolent Leader's vision, comrade!  In this particular instance, dear Leader did not feel the need to consult with you, or anyone else.

Blind devotion, Red Star!  It is a very important trait of a Party member, and you are no exception to that rule! I suggest that you grovel or go steal...appropriate something nice for the dear Leader, immediately!  I wouldn't want to have to denounce you, mi amigo........
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By Commissar Obamissar V
2/15/2009, 3:59 pm
Red Star wrote
Superkommissar? we shall need to consult with the Party leadership on this.


I second that, Comrade Che. How can you consult party leadership when Comrade Square IS the Party leadership?

-OV

P.S. Please don't use Platform 6 for a little while. The tundra is starting to get a little full and I need to let it have a week or so to... well... empty a bit before any new raid victims go there. Thanks!
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By jay
2/16/2009, 1:36 pm
FUCK OBAMA
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By Commissar Obamissar V
2/16/2009, 2:14 pm
I don't even see the need to go through that whole denouncing business....  Just get to PLATFORM 4, JAY!!  NOW!  Bring light clothes, a rake, and bugspray.  You'll find out why when you get there.

-Obamissar Vodkavich
Obamissar of Gulags and Car Wash Products

I DENOUNCE NON-COMRADE JAY!!!!!!  (denouncing is so much fun!)
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By Commissar_Elliott
2/16/2009, 2:40 pm
Burn him at the stake!
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By Red Jim
2/16/2009, 5:11 pm
Commissar_Elliott wrote
It has dawned on me Red Jim, if, sorry, when we execute them, let's make it mandatory in the 2-minute hate. They watch it everyday, and it shows there are none who can destroy The Party.


Commissar, good idea!  We can also use the still frames for subliminal messaging in movies & TV programs, excellent.  Limbaugh forced to his knees and shot in the back of the head by Nansky, it's better than the little blue pill book.
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By Commissarka Pinkie
2/21/2009, 2:21 pm
jay wrote
FUCK OBAMA


Oh, jay . . . if you only knew how I long, how I ache, how I throb to do just that . . . I dream of it every night . . . every night I lull myself to sleep with thoughts of Barack's sweet purple lips brushing my own chapped red ones, tasting the Putinka vodka always dribbling from there.  Oh, how I pulsate with the fierce urgency of now, and yet I'm so unworthy of this great, wondrous man . . . unworthy of his magic touch and his divine caresses.  

All I can do, jay, is stroke my fingers up and down the hard length of my Hope Bottle . . . and Hope . . . Hope . . . ohhhh Hope!  Yes . . . I . . . can . . . oh, yes . . . I . . . am . . . NOW!

I tell you, Barack Obama IS the Stimulus Package!

And in case you're wondering, jay . . . Yes, I Did!
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By Navigator
2/23/2009, 12:15 am
Commissarka Pinkie wrote

And in case you're wondering, jay . . . Yes, I Did!


Oh Please Pinkie...tell me you didn't do Magic Johnson!
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By Commissar Obamissar V
2/28/2009, 1:17 am
Comrades!  I bring news of CHope in action!  I believe I just saw Comrade Greta of Faux News covering "breaking" news of Thought Criminals protesting the People's Pork Package.  If my eyes were true, this delightful agitprop appeared on someone's sign!!!

-COV
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By Colonel 7.62
2/28/2009, 1:45 am
Amazing news Comrade Vodkavich.  And contratulations on the promotion to the Inner Circle!
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By Superkommissar Maksim
2/28/2009, 2:12 am
Commisssar Obamissar V wrote
Comrades!  I bring news of CHope in action!  I believe I just saw Comrade Greta of Faux News covering "breaking" news of Thought Criminals protesting the People's Pork Package.  If my eyes were true, this delightful agitprop appeared on someone's sign!!!

-COV


After reading your comment I was able to rewind (Thank God for DVR) and although I didn't see a Stimulus Swindle poster, I definitely saw the image below. Hell they looped the video and it was shown front and center three times. Keep The Cube Rolling!



Update:
Neil Cavuto also ran the video


Watch The Video Here
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By Commissar Obamissar V
2/28/2009, 4:40 am
YESSSS!!!! Victory for The Cube!!! I caught it in passing as I watched at work and jumped up yelling "THAT'S FROM THE CUBE!!! You're the shizznitty, Superkommissar!!

And thanks Comrade7.62. You should certainly be the Obamissar of People's Rifles. Not that being an Obamissar is good for anything, but it sounds good and gives you a better chance of maintaining a few after the true revolution because it has that O in it...

Oh, and would the Comrade holding the sign please stand up!!

Commissar Obamissar Vodkavich
Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products
Not to be confused with The Criminally Insane Vodkov
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By Red Square
2/28/2009, 1:52 pm
Superkommissar Maksim wrote

Update:
Neil Cavuto also ran the video
Watch The Video Here

On behalf of the collective,
we congratulate Superkommissar Maksim
on his meteoric rise through the ranks of the Party,
from a merely equal beet-grower to the
most equal beet-thrower and morale booster!

He is hereby awarded
with "Hero of CHope Order of Obama" medal,
and a non-transferable
two-days-and-three-nights tour
of Obama's birthplace in Kenya.


CLICK ON ME


And the Party knows best,
Red Square
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By Navigator
2/28/2009, 2:25 pm
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By Commissar Obamissar V
2/28/2009, 2:41 pm
Oh my Obama!!  Congrats Superkommissar!!!  Party at Theo's place!!!!!
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By Superkommissar Maksim
2/28/2009, 3:46 pm
Certainly I’m not alone in becoming teary eyed every time I hear that Obama song.
O baaama O baaama la la  la la  la I can never remember the words…

Thanks Big Red Square! Gee while in Kenya I hope I’ll be staying with Obama’s brother George, his dacha is lovely and I’ve heard he doesn’t even have a mortgage.
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By Red Square
3/4/2009, 6:12 pm
Superkommissar Maksim wrote
Certainly I’m not alone in becoming teary eyed every time I hear that Obama song.
O baaama O baaama la la  la la  la I can never remember the words…


Here they are - found on a Russian-language blog, of all places...

OBAMA ANTHEM LYRICS

All hail the messiah
Obama, Obama
The path to the new socialist motherland
Our savior, our savior
Obama, Obama
The leader more famous than Lindsay Lohan
Bow down and praise the one
Give him your money and your guns
Give us a country
That makes your wife proud
Lord Barry heal the bitter ones
White and Clinging to faith and to guns
Hope for the change of the hope of the change!

My guess is the author of the fake but accurate English translation is thoughtcriminal Glenn Beck.

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By Che Gourmet
3/12/2009, 7:04 am
Superkommissar Maksim wrote
Certainly I’m not alone in becoming teary eyed every time I hear that Obama song.
O baaama O baaama la la  la la  la I can never remember the words…

Thanks Big Red Square! Gee while in Kenya I hope I’ll be staying with Obama’s brother George, his dacha is lovely and I’ve heard he doesn’t even have a mortgage.


Magnificent work Superkommissar! George also has excellent ganga, so I've been told.

The Cube is becoming infamous as we always knew it would someday.

Why all of the TV pundits are deferring to our infinite wisdom in acclaiming  that  the One, the Only, B. Hussien Obama, most omnipotent Leader of the Socialist Utopian USSA! (and do we ever have the fodder to fuel their rants, eh comrades?)
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7/5/2009, 7:42 pm
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Study: Wall Street losses unfairly target the rich

Mixed month for MTV: teen pregnancy drops, however STDs are on the rise
Obama pledges to give every typical small town family a possum sandwich
Delays at American Airlines: a sneak peak into proposed government healthcare

Stop and smell the Sharpies

Obama: baby is punishment; tax increase is bundle of joy

Media: this year's Global Bad News Awareness week to overlap with International Good News Obliviousness month
NPR journalists go on truckers-style protest over high price of lattes
Most popular April Fools joke: "A Democrat president won't raise taxes"


Obama denounced extreme statements in Osama's new tape but urged voters to listen to the entire message before making judgment
Obama's speech calls for change in stereotyping "the typical White person"
Spitzer denies applying hardball tactics in front of bathroom mirror and threatening to come after himself
New York State House retires Spitzer's #9 jersey
KKK endorses Harvard's gym segregation policy: 'Blacks and Jews are next'
London quake caused by SUV, now impounded by Scotland Yard
Hillary's healthcare plan to include smelling salts for Obama's supporters and mandatory amputation of Chris Matthews' leg
USMail Service to publish Obama's resume on new stamp
Obama: one man's plagiarism is another man's audacity
Candidate Barry O'Bama to court Irish vote
Berkeley ousting US Marines gives hope to al Qaeda: 'If hippies can do it, so can we!'
Berkley builds wall around self; man trying to flee 'Peace Sanctuary City' shot at checkpoint
John McCain apologizes for going to Vietnam, earns Jane Fonda's endorsement
To avoid scorn and ridicule, Tom Cruise converts to Islam
NY Times: Backward, close-minded, inbred southern hicks vote for Obama

NY Times: All the news that's fit to pimp
Dems offer first female for President, first Black for President, first pretty pony for Attorney General
Brokeback Mountain loses climber
NASA's Spirit Rover finds Dennis Kucinich campaign on Mars

Las Vegas: candidates offer plans to bail out flustered gamblers
Feds: subprime borrowers' relief package to include subprime rib
Silence in Cuba: Castro too ill to speak in public, Cubans too afraid to speak
Dems adopt old British "don't mention the war" strategy for '08 campaign

Obama's 'Take a penny, leave a penny' economic plan sparks new hope

Obama's campaign hires homeless people to talk about change on street corners

Panhandlers Union endorses Obama's plan for change

Al Gore's children receive carbon credits for Winter Solstice Holiday
Democrats call for troop surge in the War on Bush
Murtha: if we quit now, capitalism will win

Pelosi declares she likes class war, pledges to stay the course
Expert blames Republicans for not attacking all Democrat candidates equally
High school Meth teacher starts new class

Holy Mitt!
Violence in Iraq down 60%; media stories reporting this down 6000%
Imus covers all bases by hiring undocumented-Black- Jewish-homeless- transgendered-vegan- disabled-obese-Kartina- victim as a sidekick
Poll: most Muslims find curvature of Riemannian manifolds offensive
"How The Grinch Redistributed Winter Solstice" opens on Broadway
Left-wing bloggers hold vigil hoping suspect is connected to GOP candidate
Hostage situation expected to be politicized in the next 20 minutes
"Mall security" takes over operations in Baghdad
New study suggests that 1 US gallon of Latte is 170 times more expensive than 1 US gallon of Regular gasoline.
Al Gore sterilizes self to protect planet: 'Having children is selfish'
NY Times: some news is fitter to print than others

Study: most Americans will be worried about economy if told so often enough
Musharraf changes name to Chavez to avoid being called "dictator" by MSM and Democrats in US Congress
Media changes old adage "no news is good news" to "no good news is news"
US Congress extends hurricane season until the first Sunday in November
Lack of bad news from Iraq causes media recession. Women and minority journalists hardest hit.
LA Times drops term "wild" describing fire, uses "undocumented" fire instead
USA Today: big fires are getting bigger, small fires are getting smaller
Reid: Global Warming caused fire by overheating arsonist's head, provoking delusional paranoia
MoveOn.org pressures Congress to stop fighting fire and bring firemen home

Reid: The war on fire is lost
Pelosi: The number of fires has gone up since we started fighting fire
Kerry: If you don't do well in school you'll get stuck fighting fire in California
NY Times: Fighting fire creates even more fires
Harry Reid auctions clothes, furniture, car on eBay in effort to make millions off his name. "If Limbaugh can do it so can I." No takers so far.
Princess Leia Organa presents the Alderaanian Medal of Honor to Al Gore
Did Che Guevara descend from Prophet Mohammed?

San Andreas Fault in California preemptively renamed George Bush's Fault
Media Matters editor blows self up over Limbaugh's 'bomber' remark
End of Ramadan brings new rioting season to France
Harry Reid bangs shoe on table: "We will bury you!"
Dutch follow Ahmadinejad's lead, declare "there are no dykes in Holland"

Ahmadinejad to Amerika: "Don't tase me, bro!"

Bomb Girl and Taser Boy sell rights to their characters to Marvel Comics
Cindy Sheehan hires Bomb Girl and Taser Boy as image consultants

CBS stands by firing of Dan Rather: "He couldn't tell our logo from a hole in the ground"
Jessie Jackson on Obama: "too White." Obama on Jackson: "I'm a smoke dat biatch if I see him"

Tasered victim at John Kerry's speech to receive Purple Heart
Mugabe blames Zimbabwe's meltdown on Global Warming


To stomp out possible confusion, MSM changes spelling of Obama to Ubama
Craving acceptance from liberals, General Petraeus gains 300lbs and debuts report at Cannes.
George Soros stops funding Democrats, converts to Islam
Edwards: 41% of American children don't have lawyers
John Edwards proposes "single payer" trial lawyer insurance for all, mandatory pre-jurisprudence care
Illegal aliens kill people Americans won't kill
Democrats select 2008 presidential slogan:
"Death to America"

Larry "Happy Feet" Craig uses Michael Flatley's Riverdance defense
"Americans Coming Together" admit they had timing issues
Presbyterian clergy issue fatwah calling for Pope's death
New Jersey teen cracked iPhone with his face

Vick awaits doggie-style welcome in prison

Rock star behaves like rap star: huge media outcry
China's recall of defective Daily Kos bloggers causes suicides among Democrat strategists
Al Gore to recall the Internet


Media declares September National Bridge Awareness Month
First New Orleans, now Minnesota: Anderson Cooper travels up the Mississippi without a paddle
Ray Nagin pledges to build a chocolate bridge instead

William Jefferson spotted under collapsed bridge retrieving mystery package

Cannibalism, rape, looting, republicanism rampant in Minneapolis
Lindsay Lohan to enter astronaut training program
Nigeria's plan to nationalize local spam industry sparks massive riots in Lagos


Democrat Congress's two major victories: minimum wage increase and al-Qaeda's restored operating capability

London Mayor Livingston mandates Sharia law at nightclubs to prevent further bombings
Taliban spokesman blames media bias as civilian deaths from US air strikes grab headlines: "Taliban has murdered thousands of civilians and we can't even get mentioned on Countdown with Olbermann. What gives?"

Back alley massage parlors now offering "better ending than Sopranos"
Bush to close Gitmo, detainees released into Mexican custody to be put on fast track to US citizenship

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Study: Dan rather still unable to tell the difference between Paris Hilton and Katie Couric
Civil war in Gaza: if it's not in Iraq why report it?
US media increasingly impatient at lack of civil war in Iraq
US Embassy in Syria warns of sex attacks. So how long will Bill be visiting for?
Delighted Dems: "The surge has failed!"
MSM spokesman: There are no civil war clashes in Gaza!

Palestinians still wonder why their real civil war can't knock Iraq "civil war" off the front page
As Albanians welcome Bush and show love for USA, NY Times offers them free subscriptions to "solve problem"

Paris gets out of jail faster than an illegal immigrant

Socialist utopia takes foothold in Venezuela as water cannons salute victory
Pelosi: "I've seen climate change." John Fogerty of CCR also wants to know "if she's ever seen rain"
Democrats call for troop withdrawal from Jersey
Harry Reid: "Troop presence in New Jersey creating more terrorists"
French riot police deployed as open minded, tolerant socialists expected to react to election results
Progressives concerned with Sarkozy's "extremist agenda " of rule of law and assimilation to French culture

Dems: War needs deadline; only social policies can run indefinitely

Sheryl Crow to wipe out global warming one butt at a time

Va Tech lessons for MSM: must ban guns, rich kids
ACLU calls for calm, fears backlash against innocent gun owners: 'all gun owners aren't terrorists'
Liberal groups join gun tolerance and awareness workshops
Gun owners converting to Islam in droves to ward off profiling
Sharp jump in number of 'non-decapitated' babies following Supreme Court decision
Sharpton makes a list of 57 Don Imus sympathizers on public airwaves
Al Gore and John Kerry agree: people who live in greenhouses should not expel noxious gases

Al Gore hired by K-Y to pro-
mote Global Warming Jelly

New study shows Earth's 'fever' contagious; Mars asks planets to kick 'Greenhouse Mary' out of solar system

Schumer demands Karl Rove be indicted on 1976 parking ticket
Al Qaeda reacts to Schumer attack: "Thank Allah we're not Republicans!"
Dems: Khalid Sheik Mohamed just watched too many episodes of 24 and made all that stuff in his confession up
Fitzgerald to prosecute Ann Coulter for disclosing identity of presidential candidate John Edwards
Following Scooter Libby success, media demands journalists be included on all future juries
Kent State professor calls for bin Laden victory: time to bring in the National Guard again?
Hollywood to America: our moral issues are better than your moral issues
Obama promises to "purge himself" if he loses to Hillary to spare the public a lengthy trial

House vote: Insurgents react with non-binding IED
Democrat leaders don't support terrorists but they support their mission

North Korea agrees to nuclear disarmament, media hails Madeleine Albright
Bush: I support Democrat majority - but not their mission

Is it time for Pinochet yet?

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Helen Thomas to be inducted into Museum of Natural History

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