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Chain Mail: Differences Between Liberals & Conservatives

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Fence Test

If you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!


If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Well I forwarded it to you so where does that put me?

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I think this is most slanted, bigoted comments of lovely Progressive's and even lovelier Progressive agenda kindly views. I DENOUCNE publishment!

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It puts you in good standing my friend. I'll pass it along so more can enjoy a good laugh.

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Is this some kind of joke? Is this supposed to be insulting to the Collective? I'd say it looks like the perfect "To-Do" list for any Prog worth his/her/it's/horse's salt... but only a start...


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We can at least denounce it if we can't delete it. Whoever wrote it is a racist, bigoted, sexist homophobe, that's for sure.

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All ah' see be dat sittin' on dat fence would hurt mah' boys. Must me some racist thin'.

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I bet a teabagging, riechwinging, moronic, homophobic, racist conservative would find this parody of a children's book hilarious also.

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Horton has every right (I HATE that word) to hire a whore hore Who! Horton is actually a 56 drag queen transvestite still looking for his 'identification'. He needs our sympathy and support and his/her long and tiring journal to self awareness.

I denounce all racist reichwingers, bigoted, homophobes, transphobes!

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I have read Groupthink thought and find it of some disturbances so I to offer an edited version.

If conservative not like guns, he speak lies that it is in Second Amendment that all have ‘right' to bear arms.
If Progressive not like guns, he speak truth that Second Amendment only made because Constitutional writers were afraid of southern activists who were all white capitalist and needed guns for use should victim Africans - who were stolen from their Fatherland and forced under brutal action of whips and chain to work cotton fields and no wage - to stage uprising. Second Amendment is racist! Progressives also of knowing that for the pure Moose-alimb womens to bear arms means she is to be deaded because she is not being modest.
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If conservative is vegetarian he promote vegetables such as broccoli, peas, lettuce and is always missing the beet. He to also grow vegetables only for own selfish consuming and only do the sharing for much money exchanges.
If Progressive is vegetarian, he know only beet to be korrekt vegetable and will through glorious social equal mandate share beet to everyone.

If conservative is homosexual… AAAAKKKK!! There is no such thing! All conservative homophobic.
If Progressive is homosexual, he become active in korrect advocacy such as National Day of Silence and Fisting Club and spread acceptance to even childrens in kindergarten so all can enjoy homosexual behavior equally.

If conservative is down-and-out… AKKKK!! Again, NO SUCH THING! All conservative to be reichwing capitalist white racist! They can not to be down and out as they are so greedy and have taken all the monies for themselves and all live in McMansions.
A Progressive is knowing that as of next Tuesday all to be of equal wealth and never to concern himself with being in wonderment of being down and out because Obowmao will fairly redistribute equally and that is true Social Justice.

If conservative doesn't like a talk show host… this ridiculous propaganda once more. It is common knowing conservatives only listen to Faux News and likes of O'Really, Hantitty, Beckhitler and most ear-hurting Rush Limbog.
Progressives have no need to change channels as they only listen on sound system to korrect directives as told by hosts on Government run stations as MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC and most important news reporter, Robert Gibblets. Progressive pursuit to end Faux News is Social Justice in glorious action.

If a conservative is a non-believer…. Uhhh-ohhhh!! Not to let husband to hear such thing…
All Progressives believe in only One and he being his O'liness Barack Obamessiah.

If conservative decides he needs health care, he begin bartering with capitalist systems health providers (who only looking for big profit) to get most cheap price so as to deny all the childrens good health and make the charges for elderly so high they can not afford and they let all the peoples with pre-existing conditions to die in dark alleyways.
A Progressive know all must to enjoy health services equally and it must to be run by Democratically elected Congress.

If conservative to reads this, he will to be filled with guilt at his evil ways and ask for much repentance.

A Progressive would not even to bother to read once he see word conservative.

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Lousy freeper troll Groupthink. Some old white guy who thinks he can waltz in here and tell the rest of us what to do and think. I ought to get his IP and URL, then troll HIS site with thousands of posts 24/7.

And if that doesn't send him screaming into the night, then I'll just sick Pamalinsky on him.

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Commisarka Pinkie, that is why there now edited version - to clean Cube from such Trolling.

And as much awe-full and admired is WHACK from your shovel, the prospect of being sucked on by Pamalinsky should to be most terrifying prospect.

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Never fear Madame Czarweary, a short stint in the gulag and a jiffy-lobo will set him straight. After all, his thought crime was not in exposing our agenda (since Dear Leader has already done that) but rather the mocking tone of his post. So all he needs is a little tune up.

Great List. Here are a few more.

A conservative serves his country.
A Liberal wonders what his country can serve him.

When a conservative does something wrong, they takes responsibility for their actions.
When a liberal does something wrong, they look to blame someone else for their actions.

Conservatives raise their children in a village.
Liberals think the village should raise their child.

Conservatives think the best way to spend their money is the way they see fit.
Liberals throw a fit when they can't get any more of your money to spend on what they see fit.

Conservatives respect life.
Liberals litigate life.

Conservatives believe in limited Government.
Liberals believe limits are too limiting.

Conservatives believe in the sanctity of the family.
Liberals gave us the Manson Family.

When conservatives demonstrate, they are called "radical right wingers" by the media but nobody is arrested.
When liberals demonstrate, they are called "protesters" and property is destroyed, businesses shut down and many are arrested.

Conservatives have heroes who are treated like outlaws (Reagan, Goldwater, Limbaugh)
Liberals have outlaws who are treated like heroes (Che, Mao, Ayers)

When a conservative needs more energy, they try to acquire more by drilling for oil or building a nuclear plant.
When a liberal needs more energy, they tell us to conserve or pass laws to "redistribute" what little energy remains.

Conservatives attack the source of a problem
Liberals attack the result of a problem.

Conservatives think.
Liberals Feel.

A conservative says, "Well that government program didn't work. Lets end it."
A liberal says, "Well that government program didn't work because it didn't have enough money and the people didn't surrender enough of their liberty and freedom to the government. Lets make a law that says people have to buy insurance and if they don't they will be sent to jail."

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Groupthink wrote:Well I forwarded it to you so where does that put me?

In a penal battalion Groupthink. There is no "retreating" for you now Comrade. When the Comrade in front of you gets killed, you may pick up his rifle and continue the advance. Until then, no rifle. Do not look over your shoulder either. You can now resume your "forwarding" assault.

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Comradess Pinkie to the rescue . . . . with her lovable and adorable shovel!

As I always say, "bury them deep,sot he dog is not aroused)

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I will yet again proclaim (when I have no business proclaiming) that all here shall should be granted one extra vodka ration in 2012 when he who shall not be named will rein supreme... again!

Again I tell you!

Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President when this article was proposed by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President, during the term within which this article becomes operative from holding the office of President or acting as President during the remainder of such term. Section 2. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven years from the date of its submission to the States by the Congress.

Rubbish!

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Cradle to Grave Marxist wrote:All ah' see be dat sittin' on dat fence would hurt mah' boys. Must me some racist thin'.
You took the first "thoughts" right out of my...er, yo ('O'-speak for 'you know'), um, brain empty cavity regarding this picture, CGM! I always admire anyone who can do that! Makes me feel...er, yo, um, smart! Thanks to you, my self-loathing esteem is intact!

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ahhhh, go on, Pamalinsky. We all to know you want to say 'Oraficial Facial Feature'.

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Groupthink wrote:Well I forwarded it to you so where does that put me?

At the top of my friggin' Christmas list, Groupthink! You may or may not know that I, Pamalinsky, a newly-minted prog (good as gold), mentored by the infamous Commissar Theocritus, have a hard time, sometimes, separating my Commentary from my Kommentary.

In spite of all the prog attempts to indoctrinate me, I remain a proggie brat! That's my cover. I use naivité as my cover. Please don't tell anyone. I've been referred to in the most ugly way by other Proggers on this thread. And must take care of it. Please excuse me. I've got work to do.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Lousy freeper troll Groupthink. Some old white guy who thinks he can waltz in here and tell the rest of us what to do and think. I ought to get his IP and URL, then troll HIS site with thousands of posts 24/7.

And if that doesn't send him screaming into the night, then I'll just sick Pamalinsky on him.

Good choice, Pinkie! I'll be waiting! Sooner or later he'll see it my way! And trust me, he'll love it! And, it'll be sooner. Not later. I'm not the poster girl for Jifi-Lobo™ for nothing! Please! Show some respect!

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Ted State wrote:Great List. Here are a few more.

A conservative serves his country.
A Liberal wonders what his country can serve him.

When a conservative does something wrong, they takes responsibility for their actions.
When a liberal does something wrong, they look to blame someone else for their actions.

Conservatives raise their children in a village.
Liberals think the village should raise their child.

Conservatives think the best way to spend their money is the way they see fit.
Liberals throw a fit when they can't get any more of your money to spend on what they see fit.

Conservatives respect life.
Liberals litigate life.

Conservatives believe in limited Government.
Liberals believe limits are too limiting.

Conservatives believe in the sanctity of the family.
Liberals gave us the Manson Family.

When conservatives demonstrate, they are called "radical right wingers" by the media but nobody is arrested.
When liberals demonstrate, they are called "protesters" and property is destroyed, businesses shut down and many are arrested.

Conservatives have heroes who are treated like outlaws (Reagan, Goldwater, Limbaugh)
Liberals have outlaws who are treated like heroes (Che, Mao, Ayers)

When a conservative needs more energy, they try to acquire more by drilling for oil or building a nuclear plant.
When a liberal needs more energy, they tell us to conserve or pass laws to "redistribute" what little energy remains.

Conservatives attack the source of a problem
Liberals attack the result of a problem.

Conservatives think.
Liberals Feel.

A conservative says, "Well that government program didn't work. Lets end it."
A liberal says, "Well that government program didn't work because it didn't have enough money and the people didn't surrender enough of their liberty and freedom to the government. Lets make a law that says people have to buy insurance and if they don't they will be sent to jail."
Please refer to my comments re Groupthink! They apply to you as well, Ted State! MMWAAAA! (I know that looks like a whine but it's really a big kiss!)

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Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:ahhhh, go on, Pamalinsky. We all to know you want to say 'Oraficial Facial Feature'.
I have always shown you respect, especially when you 'dis' me. I'm giving you some 'slack' here. Don't put words in my mouth! Let's not turn The Cube™ into a porn site! It's bad enough as it is!

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comradess Pinkie to the rescue . . . . with her lovable and adorable shovel!

As I always say, "bury them deep,sot he dog is not aroused)

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Hi Fraulein. What the hell are ya doin'? You've changed your background to acid green while flopping your avatar, turning your back on the very things you say (as I did from the beginning). You punked me regarding your new red background which you had from the beginning. I forgot about that, but was just trying to support you, taking you at your word. Hell, I think you should just silhouette yourself and let the chips fall where they may. They may fall far! I don't like being punked. <off>Don't think you're off the hook, but, I'm just playin'<on>

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:I will yet again proclaim (when I have no business proclaiming) that all here shall should be granted one extra vodka ration in 2012 when he who shall not be named will rein supreme... again!

Again I tell you!

Section 1. No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President when this article was proposed by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President, during the term within which this article becomes operative from holding the office of President or acting as President during the remainder of such term. Section 2. This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several States within seven years from the date of its submission to the States by the Congress.

Rubbish!

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<off>Aw Jeesh, Comrade Buffoon, I just have to reply to this! I actually know someone who plays chess with Soros. I kid you not. He referred to Soros as a very "kindly" man, as well as Bertha Lewis, someone he supports actively. All things came together when he told me this. All these years I never realized he was a very far left radical. He is. That's his choice. Still makes me sad. Makes me also sad that I was unable to see it. That's life. And I still love it! Life, that is!

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Ted State wrote: Conservatives respect life.
Liberals litigate life.

Well, this is where traditional Conservatives are malleable and could be accepted into the Kollektive. The true evil are the so called Libertarians... Adding them would make the above read more like:
  • Libertarians against abortions don't perform one.
  • Conservatives want to ban it for all.
  • Liberals insist, everyone has one -- at least, until they get a birth license from the State.

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mi wrote:
Ted State wrote: Conservatives respect life.
Liberals litigate life.

Well, this is where traditional Conservatives are malleable and could be accepted into the Kollektive. The true evil are the so called Libertarians... Adding them would make the above read more like:
  • Libertarians against abortions don't perform one.
  • Conservatives want to ban it for all.
  • Liberals insist, everyone has one -- at least, until they get a birth license from the State.

Image Believing that every human life is precious and should be given a chance does not automatically make me a "malleable", unthinking robot.

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:I bet a teabagging, riechwinging, moronic, homophobic, racist conservative would find this parody of a children's book hilarious also.

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This is horrible! It's clearly making fun of our ladies-of-the-evening, and the fact she's going to an elephant (read "reichwinger") is a bad messaging to our kids.

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Hahaha. . . I love those failed children's books.
"Where's Geraldo?"
"Joe Camel"
just to name a couple

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Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:I have read Groupthink thought and find it of some disturbances so I to offer an edited version.

If conservative not like guns, he speak lies that it is in Second Amendment that all have ‘right' to bear arms.
If Progressive not like guns, he speak truth that Second Amendment only made because Constitutional writers were afraid of southern activists who were all white capitalist and needed guns for use should victim Africans - who were stolen from their Fatherland and forced under brutal action of whips and chain to work cotton fields and no wage - to stage uprising. Second Amendment is racist! Progressives also of knowing that for the pure Moose-alimb womens to bear arms means she is to be deaded because she is not being modest.
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If conservative is vegetarian he promote vegetables such as broccoli, peas, lettuce and is always missing the beet. He to also grow vegetables only for own selfish consuming and only do the sharing for much money exchanges.
If Progressive is vegetarian, he know only beet to be korrekt vegetable and will through glorious social equal mandate share beet to everyone.

If conservative is homosexual… AAAAKKKK!! There is no such thing! All conservative homophobic.
If Progressive is homosexual, he become active in korrect advocacy such as National Day of Silence and Fisting Club and spread acceptance to even childrens in kindergarten so all can enjoy homosexual behavior equally.

If conservative is down-and-out… AKKKK!! Again, NO SUCH THING! All conservative to be reichwing capitalist white racist! They can not to be down and out as they are so greedy and have taken all the monies for themselves and all live in McMansions.
A Progressive is knowing that as of next Tuesday all to be of equal wealth and never to concern himself with being in wonderment of being down and out because Obowmao will fairly redistribute equally and that is true Social Justice.

If conservative doesn't like a talk show host… this ridiculous propaganda once more. It is common knowing conservatives only listen to Faux News and likes of O'Really, Hantitty, Beckhitler and most ear-hurting Rush Limbog.
Progressives have no need to change channels as they only listen on sound system to korrect directives as told by hosts on Government run stations as MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC and most important news reporter, Robert Gibblets. Progressive pursuit to end Faux News is Social Justice in glorious action.

If a conservative is a non-believer…. Uhhh-ohhhh!! Not to let husband to hear such thing…
All Progressives believe in only One and he being his O'liness Barack Obamessiah.

If conservative decides he needs health care, he begin bartering with capitalist systems health providers (who only looking for big profit) to get most cheap price so as to deny all the childrens good health and make the charges for elderly so high they can not afford and they let all the peoples with pre-existing conditions to die in dark alleyways.
A Progressive know all must to enjoy health services equally and it must to be run by Democratically elected Congress.

If conservative to reads this, he will to be filled with guilt at his evil ways and ask for much repentance.

A Progressive would not even to bother to read once he see word conservative.

Truth is, better take another look at my most beloved mentor, Commissar Theocritus. A diplomat "par excellence". No wonder Red Square has him "mentor" new progs. A good choice. I, Pamalinsky, am off on my own, just as Theo intended. He is indeed wonderful! But, at the end of the day, he is seemingly harsh. Cutting my "leash." I'm not so sure this is a bad thing. In fact, it could be a very good thing. I really love and admire Commissar Theocritus! He is a wonderful presence on The Cube™! I hope to be one as well!

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:I have read Groupthink thought and find it of some disturbances so I to offer an edited version.
Truth is, better take another look at my most beloved mentor, Commissar Theocritus. A diplomat "par excellence". No wonder Red Square has him "mentor" new progs.

What is this meaning? Have you something of clearing communication to saying of me?

More to explain, please.

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Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:
Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:I have read Groupthink thought and find it of some disturbances so I to offer an edited version.
Truth is, better take another look at my most beloved mentor, Commissar Theocritus. A diplomat "par excellence". No wonder Red Square has him "mentor" new progs.

What is this meaning? Have you something of clearing communication to saying of me?

More to explain, please.

Nothing to explain, my dear MAC. Just my way of acknowledging my sweet Theo. That's all. And you, and Pinkie, Ted State, Comrade Betty, Goupthink, and Leninka, and Tovarich, and Red Rooster, and Red Star and Casserole Czar, and Czar Czar, Snoogie Woogums, Laika, Fraulein Pulloskies, Elliot, Buffoon, Comrade Whoopie, mi, Chalupa, and Obamagabe!, Colonel 7.52, and Red Square. Including the one's I can't remember! I'm friggin' nuts about all of you! I hope this clears it up for you my dear MAC!

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Komsomolka Olga Katrina wrote:
mi wrote:
Ted State wrote: Conservatives respect life.
Liberals litigate life.

Image Believing that every human life is precious and should be given a chance does not automatically make me a "malleable", unthinking robot.

I've thought long and hard about this all my life, Olga, and I came up with the only thing that makes sense to me. An egg and a sperm "dancing" with one another in the womb, finding the "purchase" with one another that they both seek, the "explosion of joy" in making a new human being, is exactly the same as "making love". It's not just a "girl" thing, or a "guy" thing, as corny as that may sound. It's a human and life thing. Stark reality. An expression of joy! Joy doesn't need a modifier, it is what it is. I find it quite beautiful. IMHO. Just a thought.

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Pamalinsky, talking of the earthquakes and volcanos was meaning for the Leninka post, no?

MAC is cute but is sounding like the manly name. Can you not to see how hard I try to make for cuteness with my pretty red lipsticking and rougey cheekbones?

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Comradess Pinkie to the rescue . . . . with her lovable and adorable shovel!

As I always say, "bury them deep,sot he dog is not aroused)

Hi Fraulein. What the hell are ya doin'? You've changed your background to acid green while flopping your avatar, turning your back on the very things you say (as I did from the beginning). You punked me regarding your new red background which you had from the beginning. I forgot about that, but was just trying to support you, taking you at your word. Hell, I think you should just silhouette yourself and let the chips fall where they may. They may fall far! I don't like being punked. <off>Don't think you're off the hook, but, I'm just playin'<on>

ah ha, some else notice! Yes, I changed to be peering longingly and lovingly to the LEFT, instead of the right. Green seems to be more faltering to my complexion, does it not? And I have had not the time (beet field as so demanding this time of year!) to obtain glorious red background! Not punking or bunking going on.... justbusy work with the collective.


 
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