Some argue that Adolf Hitler is a bit... well, narcissistic. But his ego really went to his head this weekend when he took things a bit too far and went on another one of his infamous profanity-laced rants about being underappreciated and misunderstood. That didn't go over well with anyone - especially when he compared himself to Kanye West.

"I walk through the hotel and I walk down the street, and people look at me like I'm (expletive) insane, like I'm Kanye West," he said. "One day the light will shine through and one day people will understand everything I ever did," Hitler said, drawing boos and negative energy from the crowd who were there to snack on beer and pretzels, and not to listen to a sociopath with an ego the size of Reichstag.

The megalomania that flows so effortlessly from under Hitler's iconic moustache is perhaps only eclipsed by his seemingly endless capacity for sticking his foot in his mouth. Obviously, his power was not enough to stop his fellow Nazi Party members from being displeased.

"He seriously needs to let up on the rants. No one likes them and no one wants to listen to them. The sooner he gets that message, the better," said a National Socialist German Workers' Party pollster who didn't disclose his name.

"We can only create one rule for Hitler and the rest of the bunch to stop their crazy ranting: Put your boot in your mouth next time, and keep it there!" added a Nazi Party strategist who also chose to remain anonymous.

"Doesn't he ever learn that going off and saying asinine things will only make people hate him?" said their colleague, who quickly walked away.

Hitler has earned his reputation the hard way. At the Nuremberg congress, he stormed the stage and told a stunned Leni Riefenstahl that Beyonce should have won the award Riefenstahl had just been given for best female propaganda film. "Yo, Leni," he said. "I'm really happy for you. I'll let you finish, but Beyonce has one of the best videos of all time!"

Hitler, who has never suffered from an excess of humility, also compared himself to Eleanor Roosevelt this weekend as he spoke of harmful effects of trans fats and cigarette smoke on public health.

His notorious self-pity and penchant for feeling persecuted once led to his depiction as Keith Olbermann on the cover of Die Brennessel, the Nazi humor magazine.

Reich Minister of Propaganda Joseph Goebbels told the popular magazine Der Stürmer, "I think Hitler is being true to Hitler. I don't think he thinks he's doing anything wrong."

Hitler is not the first political figure to gush his similarity to a delusional fruitcake. Barack Obama has been recorded on a video comparing himself to FDR, and his White House communications director Anita Dunn has also gone on record confessing her admiration for Mao Tse-tung.

These are some pictures that worked as a precursor to this editorial.

Sumbodeez goona putta pimp slap on dat Adolf cracker!

Excellent agitprop, Square! And I would never even think of making a tiny korrection to my party leader, to point out that the first picture is, in fact, Komrade JayZ on the left, and the estimable Cognac West is the fellow on the right. Not even if you threw me in the gulag!

Excellent Olbermann magazine cover.

Is it me or is Kanye sporting a brollet?
https://www.complex.com/style/2009/01/k ... ack-mullet

Are you sure that the two of them are not really the same person and that Kanye/Hitler accidentally and subconsciously gave us a clue to that? After all, they've never been seen or (non-photoshopped) photographed together. I have a feeling that this goes a lot deeper than any one of us imagines, and we can only guess at future implications. Excuse me while I go hide under the bed.

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:Are you sure that the two of them are not really the same person and that Kanye/Hitler accidentally and subconsciously gave us a clue to that? After all, they've never been seen or (non-photoshopped) photographed together. I have a feeling that this goes a lot deeper than any one of us imagines, and we can only guess at future implications. Excuse me while I go hide under the bed.

Yes, it seems that Kanye West and Hitler are one and the same person. But the conspiracy goes much deeper, I'm afraid. These two identities are joined by a third: None other than the evil Bush himself. It's no coincidence that we call him the Bushitler. Think about it. Have the three of them ever been seen or photographed together? No way.

This triangular split personality is a plot by Tea Party terrorists to infiltrate the African-American community. The intent is to spread discord and strife. Remember when West had his outburst at the MTV music awards, and then Dear Leader called him a “jackass”? Instead of cooperating against reactionary conservatives, two black leaders are attacking each other.

Does anyone remember seeing a news report about Bush that day? I say he was on the stage at the MTV awards.

The Party must takes steps to end this dangerous charade.

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:Are you sure that the two of them are not really the same person and that Kanye/Hitler accidentally and subconsciously gave us a clue to that? After all, they've never been seen or (non-photoshopped) photographed together. I have a feeling that this goes a lot deeper than any one of us imagines, and we can only guess at future implications. Excuse me while I go hide under the bed.

In the meantime, Comrade Great Stalin's Ghost, it has become apparent to me that we never see you and Elvis in the same room together. I'm just sayin'.

In related news...

Angry Muslims Protest Bush-Hitler Comparisons

The universal plague of Bush was recognized by none other than Comrade Gore.

At his latest rant he kept saying Bushhit! He was most probably out of breath by the time he dropped the "ler" from the end of the word.

Major Mistake says: Sounds right to me, Sir!

Democrats' backup strategy for 2012.
Go ahead and aquiese in the Washington Times' call for Obama: "Don't go on vacation. Just go."
Obama is a found out Democrat in name only. So let him go and put up another DINO against whoever the RINOs put up to run as canddiate for President!

Obama leaving for vacation marks further progress on gradual withdrawal from the WH

AWOL Civilization wrote:

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:Are you sure that the two of them are not really the same person and that Kanye/Hitler accidentally and subconsciously gave us a clue to that? After all, they've never been seen or (non-photoshopped) photographed together. I have a feeling that this goes a lot deeper than any one of us imagines, and we can only guess at future implications. Excuse me while I go hide under the bed.

Yes, it seems that Kanye West and Hitler are one and the same person. But the conspiracy goes much deeper, I'm afraid. These two identities are joined by a third: None other than the evil Bush himself. It's no coincidence that we call him the Bushitler. Think about it. Have the three of them ever been seen or photographed together? No way.

This triangular split personality is a plot by Tea Party terrorists to infiltrate the African-American community. The intent is to spread discord and strife. Remember when West had his outburst at the MTV music awards, and then Dear Leader called him a “jackass”? Instead of cooperating against reactionary conservatives, two black leaders are attacking each other.

Does anyone remember seeing a news report about Bush that day? I say he was on the stage at the MTV awards.

The Party must takes steps to end this dangerous charade.

AWOL Civilization,
Sorry to burst your bubble, but we all know (because the mainstream media told us so) that Bush is nowhere near clever enough to pull of a scam like this. Karl Rove is the actual third personality. Bush is just his patsy.

Princess Nookie wrote:

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:Are you sure that the two of them are not really the same person and that Kanye/Hitler accidentally and subconsciously gave us a clue to that? After all, they've never been seen or (non-photoshopped) photographed together. I have a feeling that this goes a lot deeper than any one of us imagines, and we can only guess at future implications. Excuse me while I go hide under the bed.

In the meantime, Comrade Great Stalin's Ghost, it has become apparent to me that we never see you and Elvis in the same room together. I'm just sayin'.

Princess Nookie,
I'm afraid that you're getting a bit too close to the truth for comfort, my comfort, that is. So have your blue suede boots ready. Don't get all shook up when you hear a knock on your door around midnight. We'll see you in a few years after your hunka hunka burnin' re-education.

Вперёд, к победе коммунизма!
Anita Dunn + K. West + Hitler = Obama

AWOL Civilization wrote:

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:Are you sure that the two of them are not really the same person and that Kanye/Hitler accidentally and subconsciously gave us a clue to that? After all, they've never been seen or (non-photoshopped) photographed together. I have a feeling that this goes a lot deeper than any one of us imagines, and we can only guess at future implications. Excuse me while I go hide under the bed.

Yes, it seems that Kanye West and Hitler are one and the same person. But the conspiracy goes much deeper, I'm afraid. These two identities are joined by a third: None other than the evil Bush himself. It's no coincidence that we call him the Bushitler. Think about it. Have the three of them ever been seen or photographed together? No way.

This triangular split personality is a plot by Tea Party terrorists to infiltrate the African-American community. The intent is to spread discord and strife. Remember when West had his outburst at the MTV music awards, and then Dear Leader called him a “jackass”? Instead of cooperating against reactionary conservatives, two black leaders are attacking each other.

Does anyone remember seeing a news report about Bush that day? I say he was on the stage at the MTV awards.

The Party must takes steps to end this dangerous charade.

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:

Princess Nookie wrote:

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:Are you sure that the two of them are not really the same person and that Kanye/Hitler accidentally and subconsciously gave us a clue to that? After all, they've never been seen or (non-photoshopped) photographed together. I have a feeling that this goes a lot deeper than any one of us imagines, and we can only guess at future implications. Excuse me while I go hide under the bed.

In the meantime, Comrade Great Stalin's Ghost, it has become apparent to me that we never see you and Elvis in the same room together. I'm just sayin'.

Princess Nookie,
I'm afraid that you're getting a bit too close to the truth for comfort, my comfort, that is. So have your blue suede boots ready. Don't get all shook up when you hear a knock on your door around midnight. We'll see you in a few years after your hunka hunka burnin' re-education.

Uh....thank you, gsg. Uh, thank you very much! Where's the peanut butter and bananas?

DaveFilms wrote:Вперёд, к победе коммунизма!
Anita Dunn + K. West + Hitler = Obama

AWOL Civilization wrote:

Great Stalin's Ghost wrote:Are you sure that the two of them are not really the same person and that Kanye/Hitler accidentally and subconsciously gave us a clue to that? After all, they've never been seen or (non-photoshopped) photographed together. I have a feeling that this goes a lot deeper than any one of us imagines, and we can only guess at future implications. Excuse me while I go hide under the bed.

Yes, it seems that Kanye West and Hitler are one and the same person. But the conspiracy goes much deeper, I'm afraid. These two identities are joined by a third: None other than the evil Bush himself. It's no coincidence that we call him the Bushitler. Think about it. Have the three of them ever been seen or photographed together? No way.

This triangular split personality is a plot by Tea Party terrorists to infiltrate the African-American community. The intent is to spread discord and strife. Remember when West had his outburst at the MTV music awards, and then Dear Leader called him a “jackass”? Instead of cooperating against reactionary conservatives, two black leaders are attacking each other.

Does anyone remember seeing a news report about Bush that day? I say he was on the stage at the MTV awards.

The Party must takes steps to end this dangerous charade.

At last, new math that I can understand.

Kayne's love child with Joy Behar..................

On this day in 1939 Big Peace was achieved with the Ribbentrop/Molotov Pact where Germany and the Soviet Union agreed to A Big Peace. This Big Peace lasted for thousands and thousands of seconds. Of course each shared a Big Peace piece of Poland showing just how well diplomacy and not the military works in achieving Big Peace!

I heard that Pete Seger was seen on that day running around New York pulling his own anti-Nazi records from the shelves that day....of course, to make room for his more politikally korrekt anti-anti-Nazi records.

I got this from AttackWatch... Get the facts: Hitler just found out that the Congressional Black Caucus has forsaken him...