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Al Gore's Oscar/Nobel Acceptance Speech (Draft)

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Thank you, Party Organ Donor Betinov! You deserve an additional drop of vodka added to the alcohol solution in which your brain is currently floating.

Please find time to sit down, sharpen your Party-issue pencil with your shovel, and write down a complete list of progressive religions with all relevant characteristics. A small intro at the beginning and a conclusion at the end.

If not you, who? If not now, when?

The Propaganda Department will take care of the visuals.

You have access to posting new topics on the People's Blog. If it matches the criteria of a People's Editorial it will be moved to the Current Truth section.

Comrades -

Perhaps we should recognize the immense sacrifice of Comrade Albert Gore, reduced to accepting a prize named after the warmonger and plutocrat Alfred Nobel. What about a commemorative t-shirt:

"I labored to rule the world, and all I got was this lousy Nobel Peace Prize!"

The face could be Comrade Gore's, or perhaps "The Brain" of "Pinky and the Brain".

[Sincerest apologies to Comrade Betinov.]

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"The Brain" of "Pinky and the Brain".

Is Pinkie and the Brain an item? Go figure.

Little do you know, I suppose, how widely appreciated in Poland (where I'm from) were Comrade Gore's revelations about the pollution problem here.

"In some areas of Poland, children are regularly taken underground into deep mines to gain some respite from the buildup of gases and pollution of all sorts in the air. One can almost imagine their teachers emerging tentatively from the mine, carrying canaries to warn the children when it's no longer safe for them to stay above the ground" - revealed Gore in his book titled "Earth and Balance".

Quite expectedly, those words of stark truth provoked the local bourgeouis to launch a reactionary "laughing campaign" (chiefly on various websites and numberous blogs, secretly controlled by the forces of imperialism) whose main aim was to ridicule the author and his discovery as highly incredible and insane.

Some vacillating elements eagerly succumbed to this propaganda, thereby proving Comrade Stalin's wise words that the class war gets fiercer as one moves closer to socialism.

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Vibov wrote:Little do you know, I suppose, how widely appreciated in Poland (where I'm from) were Comrade Gore's revelations about the pollution problem here.

"In some areas of Poland, children are regularly taken underground into deep mines to gain some respite from the buildup of gases and pollution of all sorts in the air. One can almost imagine their teachers emerging tentatively from the mine, carrying canaries to warn the children when it's no longer safe for them to stay above the ground" - revealed Gore in his book titled "Earth and Balance".

Quite expectedly, those words of stark truth provoked the local bourgeouis to launch a reactionary "laughing campaign" (chiefly on various websites and numberous blogs, secretly controlled by the forces of imperialism) whose main aim was to ridicule the author and his discovery as highly incredible and insane.

Some vacillating elements eagerly succumbed to this propaganda, thereby proving Comrade Stalin's wise words that the class war gets fiercer as one moves closer to socialism.

Wow, Vibov, I had to google that quote. I thought you made it up. Even Gore, I thought, could not be so brilliant and prescient.

Clearly, Comrade Gore is a great credit to the Party.

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My dear Tsarevna, there's some stuff you just can't make up. A bit O/T for this thread but I found this earlier today and did I ever laugh:

For the Greater Good

Imagine this woman's suffering! Forced to hobnob with the wealthy--even marry one of them only to divorce him and take him to the cleaners, and all FTGG. Ahh, the humanity!

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:My dear Tsarevna, there's some stuff you just can't make up. A bit O/T for this thread but I found this earlier today and did I ever laugh:

For the Greater Good

Imagine this woman's suffering! Forced to hobnob with the wealthy--even marry one of them only to divorce him and take him to the cleaners, and all FTGG. Ahh, the humanity!

Ah. Lady Heather.

She gave her leg so the rich could suffer.

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