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Communists Sue Democratic Party For Stealing Platform

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In a surprise move, the CPUSA (Communist Party USA) has announced a lawsuit against the Democratic Party and its leadership for the alleged theft of intellectual property. The plaintiffs claim that the entire so-called "new" Democratic agenda is, in fact, the product of a decades-long, painstaking campaign by CPUSA theorists, agitators, and underground subversive cells - which makes it the intellectual property of the Communist Party USA, protected by American copyright laws.

"They stole our entire platform, rebranded it 'progressive', and claimed it as their own," declared a CPUSA spokesperson at a press conference in San Francisco. "And we communists say, not so fast! Not in this country anyway, where we still have property rights and the rule of law, thank God! Actually, let me rephrase that..."


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The Communist Party representative explained that government ownership of the auto and financial industries, redistribution of wealth, and free rationed healthcare have always been among the glorious CPUSA objectives: "We held on to these goals through all the difficult years of factional infighting, purges, denunciations, and heroic espionage on behalf of the Soviet intelligence services.

"This may seem like a foreign idea to you, but we sacrificed everything for it - our friends, our neighbors, and our nation. We suffered from all kinds of ulcers and split personality disorders by blindly following Stalin's directives. We risked our chances of promotion within US government agencies by dutifully advancing Soviet foreign policy. And for what? So that some spoiled Democrats could ride on our backs to power while throwing us crumbs in the form of minor cabinet appointments?

"It's just like taking someone else's hard-earned income and redistributing it! ... Never mind, bad example... It's like infiltrating a respectable organization and taking over its management while engaging in subversive propaganda and the rewriting of history... Whoops, bad example again... It's like being devoid of moral standards and rejecting all the norms and values of Judeo-Christian civilization... No, that was totally inappropriate. Scratch that...

"It's time we got our fair share of credit from the current administration. As a gesture of good will, we would be pleased to accept the credit in the form of stimulus checks, subsidies, and loan guarantees for our members. If not now, when?"
CPUSA lawyers presented documents to the press showing that the Democratic platform of 2010, almost-line-for-line, reiterates the CPUSA platform of 1963. As the lead attorney for the plaintiffs pointed out, even a casual reading shows that while the rhetoric occasionally varies, the underlying policies are nearly identical.

"If the public knew that all the Democrat ideas are ours, we'd have more high-paying jobs in the Obama administration," remarked the CPUSA spokesperson. "While all our members can't be czars, we should at least get royalties. We can't survive on government handouts alone, not yet anyway."

This announcement seems to overturn past communist policy favoring the liquidation of czars and royalty.

The Democratic National Committee has declined to issue an official comment on the lawsuit, but a high-ranking White House official stated privately that this development is the result of an historically inevitable "convergence of opposites" - a philosophical concept outlined by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels - whereby the American public catches up with the glorious promise of communism, while the CPUSA becomes so American that it becomes embroiled in litigation. "Don't quote me on this," he added, "but Barack and I believe we can easily reconcile whatever minor differences we have with the CPUSA, and work together to prepare Americans for the final march, in well-organized and neat columns, towards our radiant progressive future."

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Special thanks to Will Beria for contributing to this story

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Thank goodness Dear Leader will be appointing a new progressive judge to the Supreme Court to rule the lawsuit in the favor of the Democra-Tiks.

Oh, and you can be 100% sure that the Democra-Tiks will be the first political party to carry out and implement our glorious progressive system korrectly. It just wasn't done right, before. This time they'll get it right.

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It has been suggested that Dear Leader pick another female to fill the SCOTUS vacancy. I think this young lass would make a fine appointee.

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Personally comrade I would prefer to see this in the supreme court:

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I also think that now might be the best time to remove the CPUSA, permanently. Once any revolution has come to pass its time to begin the purges and the first to die are not the lawyers (they're second) but any fellow revolutionary who differs from the new leader's view in any way shape or form.

Its only logical, these people have created a radical ideology for the left that gradually swept the party; if we are not careful they might do it again. If we don't act now then tomorrow we could be overthrown by the new SUPER COMMUNISTS!

Look at what happened to the menshevicks in post world war I Russia, they had the power but they ignored the other radicals and were overthrown. Or look at the bolshevicks in Itally at the same time. They had a general strike in place, but the fascists broke them out in just a few days. The path is clear comrades the CPUSA must go the way of Fox News!


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While I disagree with commissar Cthulhu's representation of a future judicial activist (my choices shown below),

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I must share further Party Communications!

Party Elite, Faithful Soldiers for the Cause and lowly casual readers, I bring to you thoughts that you should be thinking, straight from Utopia HQ!

For far too long we the righteous communist have let the far right racist Tea Baggers, the far right extremist Faux News (with their sniveling Becktard) and the stealthy Stanley Steamer Carpet Cleaners (who are simply uninvited Sean Hannity spies!) oppress our comrades of color, of transgenders equalness and our comrades of unquestionable gay morals.

Edict1: Onhow we must integrate the LGBT Utopians into our midst,,,

The Communist Party USA has come a long way from the days in which we expelled members from our ranks for being homosexuals. Nevertheless, some of those thus expelled were founders of the modern LGBT movement in the USA. The life stories of people like Harry Hay are well-enough known in the LGBT community that our former, official homophobia has left a lasting, negative legacy. This legacy makes our work in LGBT communities more difficult, because it increases the skepticism with which our current Party is viewed, and it sensitizes LGBT community members to slights, real or perceived, in our rhetoric and behavior towards the LGBT community.


Yes! we Hope ™ for that Change ™ which will align ourselves with those who share our Progressive(C) ideology and Harry Hay's honorable views on sexuality!

Long live the party! Long live NAMBLA!

Edict2: On how we must fight the "Color Blind Society" fantasy,,,

Lately we have heard a lot of talk about a "color-blind society." The far right advances the slogan to counter any effort by the African American freedom movement to eliminate racial discrimination and oppression. They take the preposterous position that any effort to expose racism is in itself racist.

There can be no "color-blind" society without combating racist ideology. There can be no "color-blind" society without eliminating systemic racism from our national life. "Color-blind society" is just a slogan to hide the right's deeply racist policies.


So to reiterate Comrades, the African-American community needs a freedom movement because they are simply NOT FREE! They cost billions!

I will leave you now to your progressive thoughts and look forward to your ideas on how we move forward to address these issues.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:It has been suggested that Dear Leader pick another female to fill the SCOTUS vacancy. I think this young lass would make a fine appointee.

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I DENOUN..... oh. uh...

BRB......

m'kay, I officially DO NOT have a problem with this.......

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When it comes to ideologically attractive female comrades, my vote is for Comrade Alliluyeva who had once frequented the Cube but then suddenly disappeared and was airbrushed from the collective memory by the censor of time. Excuse me if that came off too sentimental, you'll know when you see the picture.

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But then again, who can forget the wild Party-approved celebration of the International Woman's Day on March 8th 2008, when the entire Politburo present at the bunker unanimously voted Commissarka Pinkie as Miss Progressive World of Next Tuesday?

PINKIE FOR SUPREME COURT NOMINATION!

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I DENOUNCE THE CPSA! We all know that ideas are there to simply be redistributed and reused by whomever may need them. And quite frankly the modern progressive movement had the need of the CPSA. Instead of this absurd infighting about who is proggier than whom, simply combine the two parties and be done with it.

Meanwhile after seeing the footage from the Bunker security camera, I have this sudden urge to travel 5 minutes back in time, and purge my brain with a .30 Tokarev sized pill to avoid reading this.

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Red Square wrote:But then again, who can forget the wild Party-approved celebration of the International Woman's Day on March 8th 2008, when the entire Politburo present at the bunker unanimously voted Commissarka Pinkie as Miss Progressive World of Next Tuesday?

PINKIE FOR SUPREME COURT NOMINATION!

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I have three words...

RESPECT

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Comrades this is very upsetting for my kin who swall… err follow the Dear Leader. I do hope they can not be ashamed of this flagrant intellectual theft they have committed.

Calling the Democratic Platform a party program is an insult, comrades. As Karl Marx has foreseen this is the Gothic program he already criticised long before it now came into existence. Let's hope our litigious comrades notice early enough not to be charged with wilful litigation and defeated by the Dear Leader's mischievous new appointees! Already they use shovels which is ample proof they will not be amenable to calling a spade a spade! We should have stayed underground and let everyone believe they copied our program rather than asserting it and thus pointing out some flaws which were only to be voted on when a party congress was next convened!

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Comrades! I must side with the DNC on this! Clearly the DNC has <s>wronged them</s> the right to claim whatever it wants. To make an enemy of the DNC and His Excellency, B Hussain Obama, is to make oneself an enemy of the state.

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Red Square wrote:But then again, who can forget the wild Party-approved celebration of the International Woman's Day on March 8th 2008, when the entire Politburo present at the bunker unanimously voted Commissarka Pinkie as Miss Progressive World of Next Tuesday?

PINKIE FOR SUPREME COURT NOMINATION!

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Red Square, if you want me to whack you upside the head with my shovel, why don't you just say so? I thought we agreed this picture was not of me, but surveillance footage of the cleaning woman getting into my vodka, cigarettes, newspaper, and--well, whatever that thing is lying on its side, it's not mine! But of course you are absolutely right that I should be appointed judge, for I have the rich experience of a wise Commissarka; I presided over the last show trial that sent at least three denounced comrades to the wall; and most importantly, I possess the most necessary qualification of all--a compelling life story.

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I'm smitten by this woman in the Bunker. I can't remember the last time I dated a woman who actually took the cigarette out of her mouth between puffs, not to mention during sex.

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Comrades, I have been busy shoveling as fast as party approved shovel will allow preparing projects for soon to be announced full employment opportunities. But while taking Party approved Vodka break I noticed Commissarka Pinkie as Miss Progressive World of Next Tuesday poster. This certainly made my shovel stand up a little.
Pinky, as MPWoNT, needs to take a cast-iron party shovel and re-educate these DNC pretenders as to what is party approved redistribution and what is capitalistic bourgeous hooliganistic opportunism!! I am taking my shovel to the voting booth next time!
Progressive indeed!

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Comrade Khruelchev,

No one here is who they seem to be. Who are these people? It looks to be as if Comrade Red Square is not one person, as we always thought, but rather, a composite of two people! I think Comrade Pinkie is the one hiding behind the beard!

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Leninka wrote:Comrade Khruelchev,

No one here is who they seem to be. Who are these people? It looks to be as if Comrade Red Square is not one person, as we always thought, but rather, a composite of two people! I think Comrade Pinkie is the one hiding behind the beard!

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I've got nothing...

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What? There aren't any sexy male Comrades for Dear Leader?
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Comrade Kupkake,

Where do you get such classified photos of Dear Leader. That was top secret!

Comrade Buffoon,

Very nice Party Approved Motivational Poster.

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From what must have been spam?...

What? There aren't any sexy male Comrades for Dear Leader?

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I'm with the CPUSA on this one. I denounced the entire Democratic Party at https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopi ... 8693#88693

The Democratic Party is an insult to an old hard liner like myself. They have no pride or passion. They are just Socialist Lite and will be the undoing of all we've worked for these many decades.

and a big YES to Pinkie for the Supreme Court!

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Comrades, I do believe CPUSA is barking up the wrong tree. With the richness of shovel-wielding experience that only a wise Commissarka like me can possess, I make this thoughtful, informed judgment based on this opinion fact:

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McLean said the call center had been inundated by uninsured consumers who were hoping that the overhaul would translate into instant, affordable coverage. That widespread misconception may have originated in part from distorted rhetoric about the legislation bubbling up from the hyper-partisan debate about it in Washington and some media outlets, such as when opponents denounced it as socialism.
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[highlight=#NaNNaNNaN]CPUSA needs to sue those media outlets and opponents who keep screaming "socialism." Fox News, Limbaugh, Beck, et al are the ones who keep screaming about how everything the Democrats are doing amounts to Marxism, when everyone in the Obama Administration, up to Obama himself, keeps asserting that's just not true. Yet the lies and denouncements and distortions from the right continue, and these right wing extremists are so good at it, that they've convinced even the CPUSA that the Democrats have hijacked all their best ideas and passing them off as "Progressivism" or "Hope and Change" or what some neocon Nazis like to smear as "insanity" because they think we're doing the same thing over and over again with the idea we'll get different results, and THAT'S BULLCRAP! How can that be, when we've only just now passed Obamacare for the first time ever? [/highlight]
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[highlight=#NaNNaNNaN]CPUSA and the DNC need to work together to stamp out the lies and disinformation and smears from the right. Sue them! Sue them all! Sue them for so much money that they'll be forced out of business, and then the government can take them over give them to unions--and by extension, The People--to run. Once that media belongs to The People, only then will it accurately represent the voice of The People, and there will be no more right wing lies and distortion. [/highlight]

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With Respect my lovely Commissarka Pinkie, it would be a misuse of the peoples resources to force these bourgeous hooligans out of business.
When the party can easily replace the capitalists stooges with appropriate peoples party members and run the place into the ground using professional, party approved, methods!
The stooges we have replaced can then be assigned brand new party approved shovels!
I am sure after some rounds of "Hair of the Stalin" Vodka shots, you will have several shovel-ready projects in mind.

Comrades. This disunity harms the will of the People and feeds the greed of the imperialist pig-dogs. The People give freely of correct ideology. All can become New Soviet Men, even the women, or else they can report to Comrade Beria for re-education.

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Comrade Buffoon, I am humbled by your keen sense of ahhh knowing. I'm sure Dear Leader's captured thoughtful expression isn't mere "spam" as he is rarely seen without his "JFK" posture even while digging (not to be confused with shoveling) out the spacious cavities of his vast-ness. Why, have you seen the top of his desk in the Oval? Almost as clutter-free -- truly a paralleled Leader -- such inspiring equalness.
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I denounce the deceitfull tactics of these so called "Progressive Democrats" who have pre-empted the glorious policies of our beloved Marx, Lenin and Stalin and now stand ready to achieve OUR long sought goal of tearing down oppressive, profit driven, Capitalist Empire of United States!
To add insult to actions they pretend they are not Communist trained actors following teachings and tactics of Kommrade Alinski. Even Kommrade Obama's mentor, Franklin Marshal Davis, was on Kremlin payroll during former Cold War!
Where is credit due glorious Communist Revolution for all of Obama's "Progressive Policies"?

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I am confused and strangely excited. Enough lawyer talk! Where is the White Army? I want to fight them side-by-side with these strong female comrades.

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Komrade Krinkov is correct in denouncing these Progressive Democrat fools. They are an abomination to the very basic tenets of the Communist ideal on many levels. One glaring and often missing level is the most important of all. We are the Party of the Workers. They are the champions of Non-Workers.

This goes against not only Communism, but the basics of human society itself. Yes it's 2010, but basic human nature has not changed since the early days of mankind. Humans are "hunter/gatherers". Whether a small tribe or nation of hundreds of millions, someone must produce the very sustenance of life. Has this changed? Do we no longer need food or shelter? Of course not! What happens when no one produces and there are no longer goods to redistribute? No homes to live in?

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Grigori E.R. wrote: What happens when no one produces and there are no longer goods to redistribute? No homes to live in?
Comrades, Comrades, let us not sail off into Bourgeous fantasies. Everyone knows there will always be goods to redistribute. Capitalist stooges cannot help but overproduce in the same way we cannot help but redistriibute! You also forget that there will always be enough for proper party redistributive methods, as long as party controls what is considered 'enough'. Only have one bottle of vodka and no beets? Guess what the new nutritional requirements just changed to? See? It is just that easy! [highlight=#ffffff]
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Comrades,

I do not see a problem: eggs are being broken and omelets made. The CPUSA has done its duty of serving as the Red herring to the religious, xeonphobic, gun-clutching, rural and suburban jobless reactionaries while the DNC got down to business. The DNC simply forgot to tell the CPUSA, like Staling and Trotsky. An ice-pick-ogram will clear things up.

Remember, comrades, the ends justify the means!

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Truthful tasteless image removed at the snitching request of fellow comrades. My apologies for the offensive prior post of Dear Leader. Voluntarily I enroll myself in the nearest KMRC's attitude readjustment class.

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Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrades,

I do not see a problem: eggs are being broken and omelets made. The CPUSA has done its duty of serving as the Red herring to the religious, xeonphobic, gun-clutching, rural and suburban jobless reactionaries while the DNC got down to business. The DNC simply forgot to tell the CPUSA, like Staling and Trotsky. An ice-pick-ogram will clear things up.

Remember, comrades, the ends justify the means!

YES! ENDS! JUSTIFY! THE MEANS!

Even granny is one harsh word uttered about Dear Leader from Gulag! I'd be proud to do the snitchin!

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Comrade Kupkake wrote:
What? There aren't any sexy male Comrades for Dear Leader?

Comrades, Comrades! Do we not know [highlight=#ff0000]The One?[/highlight]
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Comrade Kupkake!

I've heard of "scratch-n-sniff" but this beats all that I have ever seen. And hope never to see again!

Thank God - scratch that - thank the holy, infallible State - the Democratic Party has discovered the self-evident lies of our Dear Leader. Let's not rake them over the red coals too much here. After all - at the end of the day - aren't we really on the same page - Democratic Party Leaders and Communist Party Leaders? Can't we all be Comrades in arms and, using shovels, bury our minor differences?

“The proletariat (Glorious, labor-challenged, tax-eating, non-disabled poor) will use its political supremacy to wrest, by degree, all capital from the bourgeoisie (Detested, laboring, tax-paying middle class), to centralize all instruments of production in the hands of the state (Glorious un-Constitutional Marxist Federal Government)… Of course, in the beginning, this cannot be effected except by means of despotic inroads on the rights of property. You must, therefore, confess that by "individual" you mean no other person than the bourgeois, than the middle-class owner of property. This person must, indeed, be swept out of the way, and made impossible... And the abolition of this state of things is called by the bourgeois, abolition of individuality and freedom! And rightly so. The abolition of bourgeois individuality, bourgeois independence, and bourgeois freedom is undoubtedly aimed at.” Karl Marx

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3022

Speaking of the self-evident lies of our Dear Leader; I believe we should stick to the official Democratic/Communist Party line. We must suppress the revisionist (truthful) American Revolutionaries (see below) with our MSM propaganda - or by any other means necessary (you know what I mean). Long live the Communist counter-Revolution!

“The (non) worker of the world has nothing to lose… They have a (middle class) world to win… (non) workers of the world unite… We have seen above that the first step in the revolution by the (non) working class is to raise the (labor-challenged) proletariat to the position of ruling class (with assistance from the real ruling class – the Marxist ruling class) to win the battle of democracy.” Karl Marx

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=3022

Notice comrades - our Dear Leader was an evil genius - he understood and foretold that we can usher in our glorious Utopia (Utopia for us – the Inner Party Marxist pigs of Animal Farm) by subversion of Democracy. All we have to do is un-Declarationally tax the hell out of the Party-damned middle class - then un-Constitutionally redistribute their property to our tail-wagging proletariat class - in return for votes. Praise the Holy State - it is really that easy! What we must always remember are these two simple rules:

1. Never let the useful idiots in the middle class realize that violation of their Declaration of Independence (excessive taxation - robbing them of their so-called God-given right to the pursuit of happiness - the fruit of their labor) is the initial thin edge of the wedge required by all forms of tyranny.

2. Never let the useful idiots in the middle class realize that violation of their Constitution (redistribution of property between "classes" is not an enumerated power for Federal Government) is tyranny. Make them believe that they live in a Democracy - not a Constitutional Republic. Never let them realize that we have already virtually destroyed their Party-damned Constitution with our "Living Constitution" - you know - Orwellian Newspeak for Dead Constitution. By all means (I really mean that) never let the befuddled middle class realize that they have within their power a means to amend their Party-damned Constitution. For example - the peon Kulaks could simply limit Federal Taxation to 10% and require that Federal spending not exceed its revenues - that would be the end of American Communism right there - Party forbid! With such an amendment, the 10th amendment would automatically rise from its ashes - State Governments would find themselves in a position to take over all social programs such as retirement, healthcare and education - and get this - there would be tax-break opt outs for citizens of each State should they prefer to pay for those things themselves - through their own creative labor - Party forbid!

Think, Think, Think Comrades! Above all - never allow the stupid little people to think for themselves!

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:It has been suggested that Dear Leader pick another female to fill the SCOTUS vacancy. I think this young lass would make a fine appointee.

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. . . umm. . . what was that again?

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I can't believe this! The democrats stealing our ideals? OUR ideals! Why would they do such a thing? I know we don't believe in private property, but it's just not nice. Maybe we should retreat from America back to Cuba, there, we gain a force and invade America, eliminate all parties and call it a day.

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You want to know the worst part of this story? It could happen.

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Can we really confirm that they did "steal"? Are we sure they aren't just "borrowing without intent to return"?

This is a very slippery slope. One that can only be solved with peace, love, understanding and a few under the table deals and maybe an assasination or two.


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Premier Betty has it correct Comrades. The DNC is mearly redistributing the parties message.

However, like the bourgeous capitalist neighbor who borrows your finest beets only to return a watery potato-skin soup, and tell you it is caviar, they reveal themselves as the poop-peddlers they are by keeping the heart of the collective message from the masses. It is like a Pelosi in a Stalin mask: fatherly on the outside, but inside a cold beet looking botox frozen grimace.

Until they 'get it', the beatings should continue.

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Khruelchev wrote:Premier Betty has it correct Comrades. The DNC is mearly redistributing the parties message.

However, like the bourgeous capitalist neighbor who borrows your finest beets only to return a watery potato-skin soup, and tell you it is caviar, they reveal themselves as the poop-peddlers they are by keeping the heart of the collective message from the masses. It is like a Pelosi in a Stalin mask: fatherly on the outside, but inside a cold beet looking botox frozen grimace.

Until they 'get it', the beatings should continue.
OhmyGore! Most enthusiastic gulag praise! Yes, yes Comrade Khruelchev, I equally concur!


Many comrades have fallen retrieving this footage. It is suspiciously catchy. Avoid re-playing.

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:Who shall we bribe, love, or off Premier?
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Who Else?
Afterthought: why is there a bigbro triangle on my posts? I've been to KMRC several times and I'm quite happy now. Let it go, bro.

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Comrade Kupkake, your photo relegated me to a fit of sobbing... thank you.....

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Comrade Kupkake wrote:Comrade Buffoon, I am humbled by your keen sense of ahhh knowing. I'm sure Dear Leader's captured thoughtful expression isn't mere "spam" as he is rarely seen without his "JFK" posture even while digging (not to be confused with shoveling) out the spacious cavities of his vast-ness. Why, have you seen the top of his desk in the Oval? Almost as clutter-free -- truly a paralleled Leader -- such inspiring equalness.
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Dear Leaders desk is equally complete!

The truth!

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:
Comrade Kupkake wrote:Comrade Buffoon, I am humbled by your keen sense of ahhh knowing. I'm sure Dear Leader's captured thoughtful expression isn't mere "spam" as he is rarely seen without his "JFK" posture even while digging (not to be confused with shoveling) out the spacious cavities of his vast-ness. Why, have you seen the top of his desk in the Oval? Almost as clutter-free -- truly a paralleled Leader -- such inspiring equalness.
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Dear Leaders desk is equally complete!

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Oh glorious gulag praise!
The Stalin Clapping Test
*note: can you find the exact Stalin quote that Dear Leader uses repeatedly since the signing of his first Stimulus bill? [highlight=#ffffff]Here's a hint:[/highlight] "... the beginning of the end."
How many times have you counted Dear Leader's use of Stalin's quote?
Too numerous to count for this lowly prole. The above video is just one example - Dear Leader's beginning of the use of: "...the beginning of the end."

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Stalin's Silence Buzzer
(Most glorious innovation!)
Times Have "Changed" for 'The One'
(or have they?)
Most clever "handmade" signs for The WorkersPeople.

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Comrades,

One thing puzzles me: to sue implies a fiscal award for compensation of injury, etc. Does this mean a little ACORN will give my bank account a big oaken woody?

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Kulak wrote:By all means (I really mean that) never let the befuddled middle class realize that they have within their power a means to amend their Party-damned Constitution. For example - the peon Kulaks could simply limit Federal Taxation to 10% and require that Federal spending not exceed its revenues - that would be the end of American Communism right there - Party forbid! With such an amendment, the 10th amendment would automatically rise from its ashes - State Governments would find themselves in a position to take over all social programs such as retirement, healthcare and education - and get this - there would be tax-break opt outs for citizens of each State should they prefer to pay for those things themselves - through their own creative labor - Party forbid!

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Kulak, you have described perfectly the government that I envision.

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Hey People's Cube, you're famous! Plagiarized, but famous.

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Manteca Bulletin - Communist Party sues Democrats on platform theft

The People's Cube Current Truth travels half-way around the world before the lies have time to put their boots on.

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Red Square! To the Barricades! The Reactionary Fascists are pirating your article!

https://www.mantecabulletin.com/news/article/14388/

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I know! The above story was even quoted in Moonbattery. Luckily, Comrade Will Beria who co-authored our editorial, was quick to post his korrektion on their thread:

Will Beria wrote:As co-author of the article "Communists Sue Democratic Party For Stealing Platform" for The People's Cube, I don't know if it's a failure or a compliment that someone would pick up the satire as a real news item. Perhaps we have reached the parody horizon here, the reality of the Left is so absurd it can't be surpassed.

All I can say is, "Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism."

Signed, Comrade Will Beria

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Back to the issue at hand. A couple of thoughtcriminals in this video have illusions that they are "still free."

<a href="https://www.break.com/index/airforce1.html" target="_blank">Air Force One Gets Tagged</a>

Obviously they need their heads examined at Karl Marx Treatment Center, followed by Jiffi Lobo. Still Free? Not only is this an ugly turn of phrase, they dare deface Obama's Air Force One with this indecency! Off with their frontal lobes!

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This must be a media response to the story we broke in this thread:

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Is Obama a socialist? What does the evidence say?


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"I have been making a living telling people Obama is not a socialist," says Frank Llewellyn, national director of the Democratic Socialists of America. "It's frustrating to see people using our brand to criticize programs that have nothing to do with our brand and are not even working."

Adds Billy Wharton,co-chair of the Socialist Party USA: "I am not even sure he's a liberal. I call him a hedge fund Democrat."

The Party doth protest too much....

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Who is the true socialist? The socialist who pretends to be a centrist in order to get elected or the centrist posers who claim to be socialists just to "make a living" for themselves?

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The original picture from this story (later replaced with a color version) has recently appeared, with my prior permission, as an illustration in J.T. Hatter's article in the American Thinker titled

The Media Threat to Democracy


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A search in Google images has shown that it actually appears on quite a few websites, including one of my favorites, Sultan Knish.

How the Democratic Party Went from Thomas Jefferson to Karl Marx


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An updated version:

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Comrades! If we are true followers of greats like Lenin, Marx, and Harpo, we must side with the CPUSA. They are fellow Communists,...Correct? Then this is a no brainer. Anyway,....we have known for years that the Demokratchiks have been stealing ideas and enforcing policies that seem to have come straight from the Kremlin. These matching ideologies have caused the death of two cleaning women and a Red Army corporal for espionage. Seems we were a little hasty in those executions but they seemed right at the time. The final straw was when the Demokratchiks began pushing our ideas on subliminal and outright propaganda commercials pushing the mixing of races. They made sure that every commercial had a black guy flirting with a blonde, white woman. That was OUR idea and they took it from us. This was supposed to make white men and black women angry. Now,....our Communist think tank will have to convene again. We communist should not have to compete with the DNC for the destruction of America. Sue the crap out of the Demokratchiks in America. I propose we use an ACLU firm. They sue anyone.

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Update: NYU Students can't tell the difference between the Communist Manifesto and the Democratic Platform.

Ami Horowitz: Communist Manifesto or Democratic Platform?


Man, you can't make this crap up. It's too funny. I bet I'd have trouble telling the difference on too.


 
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