
Bryan James Hathaway is a young minority activist from Wisconsin who has been on the forefront of progressive struggle for the liberation of inanimate objects, plants, animals, and household appliances. His selfless devotion to fighting speciism and necrophobia in our society has led him to be brutally persecuted, tortured, and incarcerated - all for a laughable "crime" of "sexual gratification with a dead deer on the side of the road." As if his prior conviction of "horsing around" had not been enough, the bigoted ruling class is once again making him the whipping boy of their own suppressed anxieties, fantasies, and desires.
~ Che Guevara:"At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love. It is impossible to think of a genuine revolutionary lacking this quality." ... | |
![]() Ward Churchill: "This case is driven not by a compassion for the animal carcass, but by bigotry of the hegemonic bourgeois class, and is meant to stop progress and civil liberties by imposing and prolonging the archaic rule of the monospeciist, necrophobic dogma." ... | |
![]() Archbishop Desmond Tutu: "Such human behavior is normal because it also exists in the animal kingdom to which we are related. Just ask Hugo Chavez!" ... | |
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Charlie Sheen, actor-activist: "How more bigoted can one get? As if the judges, the persecutors, and the police have never had those little fantasies as they drove past roadkill - a juicy squirrel or a skunk - or as they visited a funeral, petted a neighbor's dog, fed guppies in a fish tank, or handled a toaster? I know I do - just as every other broadminded human being on planet Earth!"
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All this will help condition the masses and help shift the paradigm towards finally accepting this behavior as healthy, moral, and perfectly normal. Once this happens, victims like Bryan James Hathaway will no longer be tortured for the same acts that his torturers perform in private all the time!
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Free Hathaway and all prisoners of conscience!
Long live our collective commitment to sexual liberation of inanimate objects!
Join the campaign to rename Bush Street in San Francisco in honor of Hathaway!
Street in Wareham MA already named after Hathaway
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We know that many of you have your own desires, fantasies, and anxieties waiting to come out of the closet. Use the comment field below (if registered) to submit pictures or descriptions of your "desired" life partner with whom/which the current bigoted laws prevent you to have a real loving and meaningful relationship.
People for sexual liberation of inanimate objects,
plants, and household appliances

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I think her mouth just moved. And uh... nice skin. Kind of shiny. What color is her cord? She looks like one who may get very hot at times. Lucky you, Chairman! And, uh... if you don't mind me asking - what settings does she have and which one is your favorite? That is, if you already have reached that stage... Personally, I prefer "medium."Premier Betty
I'm all for this appliance-love thing, but sometimes it can get messy. I once knew a comrade who attempted to express himself with the aide of a blender. Unfortunately for him, he hit the "liquefy" button, and now he can no longer feel anything down there.Quote:
N.A.M.B.L.A. and the A.C.L.U. were instrumental in pushing through the legislation.Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I am disgusted, just disgusted. I had to beg Helen to post her picture in this forum and not a single comrade in here has commented on how beautiful she is! Where is your shame, have you no decency for a lady? Oh great, now you made her cry.... (Helen sweety it's OK, at least they didn't say you were ugly!)
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
I am disgusted, just disgusted. I had to beg Helen to post her picture in this forum and not a single comrade in here has commented on how beautiful she is! Where is your shame, have you no decency for a lady? Oh great, now you made her cry.... (Helen sweety it's OK, at least they didn't say you were ugly!)Comrade Che Cure Booty
I hope it was a doe and not a buck. I'd hate to think he was some kind of freak.
Branish
Chairman, your Helen is truly beautiful.

Premier Betty
She must have made many a man lose his head over her.
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The cheese, Laika! ITS THE CHEESE!Quote:
Don't sell us Wisconsin folk short. We've also given you Jeff Dahmer and Ed Gein.Cave Canem
I assume it was a doe, but heteronecrosexuality is so last month. This guy would really be breaking new ground if it was a buck. A homonecrosexual! Or maybe he swings both ways.Comrade O'Brien, in all his wisdom and glory
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He loves it if it's animal or vegetable or mineral,Quote:
Gilbert and Sullivan are turning over in their graves.The judge in the case
the "primary focus" of Wisconsin's criminal statute dealing with crimes against sexual morality is on "human behavior and on protecting sexual morality in the community, and not necessarily on animal protection."O'Brien
Wouldn't an aging gelding make it geriatric-eunuch-sexualism?Comrade Che Cure Booty
I wish Woody Guthrie could write a song about the Wisconsin Four. Then again, they might try to bugger him wouldn't they?Comrade Che Cure Booty
I wish Woody Guthrie could write a song about the Wisconsin Four.Quote:
Or even Arlo Guthrie ...Laika the Space Dog
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