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Gay Dentist Movie a Critical Success

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Proving that homosexuality comes in all professions, the new gay dentistry film Broke Back Molar is transgressing all boundaries. It was once thought to be a profession for straights only, but this new film speaks to power in a way that none has before (besides the gay cowboy movie Brokeback Mountain, currently in theaters near you).

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Love blooms during the war for dental hygiene.
~ The New York Times
Love is more than a porcelain veneer.
~ The Los Angeles Times
One dentist's quest for hidden cavities ends in an exciting journey of self-discovery for the rest of us.
~ Newsweek

ImageLove tougher than enamel: intimacy in the age of safe dentistry

Image Gaze into the hot mouth of love

"It breaks all stereotypes," says student John Welshman. "I always thought dentists were straight! Boy did this open my eyes!"

The Gay and Lesbian Association of Dentists (GLAD) applauded the movie as "groundbreaking." Howard Fine, President of GLAD, could not be happier. "Over 80% of dentists are really gay. The rest are sadists," Fine stated bluntly.

When asked about the similarity of "Broke Back Molar" to the recently-released gay cowboy movie, Dr. Fine stated, "Everybody already knew cowboys were gay - our movie is much more taboo!"

ImageOver 80% of dentists are really gay. The rest are sadists.

In the film, world renowned dentist Stanley Crodler (played by himself) is forced to chose between the profession he loves and his homosexuality.

Of course, he struggles to be both, but in the end one must choose. After a fake marriage, a busy practice and three children, Stanley must decide whether to pursue his dream of dancing on the Broadway stage or dentistry and normalcy. This is where things get interesting!

But we won't spoil it for you - get out and see the feel good movie of the year!

Dork of the Proletariat
I have not seen the film or heard anything about it, but it will sweep the oscars. Take that George Bush!

Bruce & Robert
Bruce & Robert (pronounced: ro-BARE)--the Ebert & Roper of the gay, lesbian, and transgender film industry--rave: "This riveting and emotionally charged masterpiece drills home an important social message about dentistry and sexual preference...We give it two bums up!"

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Does anyone read the cartoon "The Boondocks" in the newspaper? When Broke Back Mountain came out, there was a hilarious series about the grandfather and his friend going to see it thinking it was a "manly" cowboy movie.

PittsburghProletarian
Yeah, one of the few times "The Boondocks" will make you laugh. The grandfather character is all I can stomach.

"Howard Fine"? What about Shemp Curley?

Where's Joe Buck when you need him?

And no they're not both gay, the one who does the sucking is gay. Ever see John Water's film "Pecker"?

And absolutely NO TEABAGGING while the film is being shown!!!!!!

DogByte6RER
Ouch! I have a large cavity that needs to be filled!

On second thought, I'll just go out to my garage and pull out this bad tooth with my pliers and then swig a couple of shots of Jack Daniels.

If I were to go visit these dentists, I'd be spitting out for the rest of this decade.

I will love this movie because I am not homophobic. . .really, I'm not. OK? I have lots of gay friends, and THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY. It's not a choice, ok? Some people are just born that way, OK?

I mean, I'm not gay or anything. . .believe me. . . not that being straight makes me a better person or anything, but I'm just not gay. I don't want to put anyone down or anything. . .but. . .but. . . .

Cardinal J. Ratzenberger
A great modern parable on our holy church.

Dept.ofAtheist Morality
Komrads!

A reminder: In our socialist utopia everyone is equal - everyone is the same.
If one is a gay - all are gay! If one is a straight - all are straight!

Renegade blade bandits who do not accept this will be rounded up and sent to an H.R. Klinton Village Re-education Center -to be transformed into a Village Useful Idiot of the States' Organs and one who will accept whatever sex-orientation the State deems necessary (and as propagated via re-education and popular cultural entertainment programs!

All of physical desires of the proletariate are dictated by the State and are fulfilled by working for the State and participating in re-education and progressive agitpropaganda programs against the non-socialists exploitators.

Most important!
There's is no state-sponsored sex in socialist utopia!

Head Chief, Great Organ of Atheist Morality and Scientific Thought!

Long John
the peolple in this movie have the whitest teeth I have ever come across

Zinoviev
I have this huge fear of small people, you know......midgets, dwarfs.
Does this make me a "Gnomeophobe"?

Prof. Ism
Zinoviev wrote:I have this huge fear of small people, you know......midgets, dwarfs.
Does this make me a "Gnomeophobe"?

Komrad Zinoviev,
This is an indication that deep-down you desire to be a midget or dwarf. Embrace your fears - become a gnome (Thailand now offers leg and arm length reduction operations).

Zinoviev
Since all diseases and mental illnesses are considered disabilities, like alcoholism, can I collect Social Security Disability Benefits with my Gnomeophobia? I understand you can do this with just about anything, with the exception of Homophobia, which is of course, a hate crime in the 3rd degree. Can anybody in the Cube help me with this problem of mine so I can get a check?

Does he have a transvestite restroom too?

Vladimir Ivanov

(P.S. - What is Zinoviev doing here? I thought Stalin got rid of him a while ago.)

Zinoviev
Nyet!

The purge was nothing but cover for super-secret Soviet politico-cryogenic experiment. I was only to be unfrozen should Soviet Union dismantle. Together with Kamenev we were to be re-activated should this occur so we could lead the lost lambs of socialism back to the righteous path of Strong Communism. This was done in 1991 on unsealed orders to Putin (then KGB).
We are still waiting for Kirov. When he is unfrozen the gloroius troika will be re-united for the undertaking of the Comintern!

Kamenev
Hahahahahah......Zinoviev make good joke.
He use "undertaking" and "Comintern" in same sentence!
Get it? "Undertaking" "Undertakers"?
Nyet?

Nyet...I don't get it.

However, I did transmit to Stalin via his personal e-mail address at communistsforkerry.com and let him know that you're both hiding at the People's Cube. You Trotskyite traitors! What are you doing over here?! Once Stalin gets his hands on you, you both will be gone for good!

Kirov! That self-serving idiot that wanted to destroy Stalin?! What kind of a sick joke is this? Let's call the Fourth Internationale and the Party Congress and see who's equal or not.

Organizing the Fourth Internationale,
Vladimir Ivanov
Marxton, District of Commissars, USSA

Kamenev
Oh that Ivanov!
Quit getting your proletarian panties in a knot!
You've never been able to relax since old man froze to death, I mean got sick at train station in Kazakhstan.
Cheer up! Although Ape sperm in human vagina not work, Ivanov old man successful in cryogenics! Zinny and old Kamenev living proof! The name Ivanov is to be re-habilitated to former Strong Communism glory with special float in 2006 May Day parade, Laika's orders!
So! Have Stoli, eat some beets, kick back and smell the tundra!

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Somebody posted this story on GlockTalk - https://www.glocktalk.com/showthread.ph ... did=474658
and here are some of the comments:

- I heard it won movie of the year but all they got was a little plaque.
- I heard they were making a sequel - The Painful Extraction.
- I'm numb from all the laughing gas.
- Could a gay dentist qualify as some sort of gynecologist?
- The original script was about a gay proctologist, but they thought the conflict of interest was unflattering, so they changed it to "Dentist".
- Gives a whole new meaning to "open your mouth wide."
- It makes me think twice about going to the dentist to get my cavity drilled.
- Thanks for "filling" us in

Happy Cowboy
I'd like to put in a plug for this flick, but I hear the lead actor is a prick.

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Video trailer: Brokeback to the Future!

https://www.youtube.com/player.swf?vide ... YwpQ&l=131

Historical revisionism at its best. Viewing is mandatory. Howard Zinn could learn from these guys!

Anybody knows how to extract that video from the server? We'd like to post it on our video page.

Hector
Red Square wrote:Video trailer: Brokeback to the Future!
Anybody knows how to extract that video from the server? We'd like to post it on our video page.

https://www.youtube.com/player.swf?vide ... YwpQ&l=131


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It's not working for me... I tried it both in IE and Firefox

Hector
Red Square -
it stumped me the first few times but here goes ...

after copying and pasting the youtube.watch url into the box - click on download from youtube button, then you'll notice a link "video download" appear - top left corner.

This is the link to save the movie to your desktop.

Check the "weblog" link to find out how to convert the .flv file to mov/mpg format for embedding on a webpage/easier sharing. Alternately, versiontracker.com have free/sharware progs to help you sort the viewing/conversion.

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