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Hillary Clinton: America's Favorite Folk Hero

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Hillary Clinton yesterday unveiled her new campaign theme highlighting her experience as a favorite American folk hero. Delivered in colorful vivid oratory and sweeping grandeur is a vision of her bold campaign message: "My experience as a mythical creature has fully prepared me to deal with the unexpected."

"There I was!" she declared, throwing her arms akimbo like an old war horse at the hunting lodge preparing to tell a tale of life and death on the Saranghetti. "Iranian student radicals to the right of me, Mullahs to the left. Was I frightened? No. I planted my feet firmly in the sand, I looked those savages straight in the eye and I said: you release those hostages, you! You release those uninsured middle-class Americans from our embassy right now before we take office! Don't get me mad, you people don't know who you're dealing with! And the rest is history."

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ImageThe Mexican government financed the construction of Hillary Clinton Museum and Papier-Mâché Border Fence in Texas.

22 year old Angela Singleton, one of the many thousands of undecided voters at the event: "She's just extraordinary! Hillary has so many stories I never knew. I was too little to know what was going on when she was First Lady. Her amazing story when she was the first to scale Mount Everest - and when she was pregnant! It's so inspiring. She's got so much to give."

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Hillary Clinton has long been considered a favorite American folk hero. She was the largest, smartest, and strongest baby ever born in the state of Illinois. It took five giant storks, working overtime, to deliver her to her parents. Three hours after her birth Hillary was reported to weigh a full eighty pounds and they used a lumber wagon drawn by a team of oxen as a baby carriage.

When she was old enough to clap and laugh, the vibration broke every window in the house.The story of Hillary Clinton is affectionately retold in her autobiographical novels "It Takes a Village" and "Living History," as well as in the bunkhouses of ordinary logging camps, by lower-middle-class working Americans, while they gather around the glowing woodstoves on cold winter evenings.

It was from there that stories about Hillary's fantastic experience spread throughout the territory of Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota. The lumberjacks heard and then retold the Hillary fables, often weaving in local or personal embellishments as they passed the tales on.

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"Hillary's role in American folklore is the stuff of legend," says an independent voter who only identified himself as Comrade Otis. "This woman is amazing. I'm of a generation that grew up long ago but none of my generation can ever forget her as the inventor and captain of the hot air windwagon prairie schooner. Long before there were trains and long before there were even freeways and automobiles Hillary made the country better and more secure when she plied the flatlands, bringing the mail and commerce from shore to shore in her land-schooner. One remarkable woman."

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DID YOU KNOW THAT...?


Hillary Clinton is the subject of the following books and publications:

  • "The Mars Trilogy" by Kim Stanley Robinson
  • "Roadside America: Giants and other weird stuff along America's roads"
  • "Hillary Clinton, Modern-Day Sex Symbol"
  • "Hillary Clinton at Microsoft" as a Support Knowledge Base article
  • "The Story of Hill and Bill" with Hillary dress-up game. Great resource for educators.

Miscellaneous Hillary Trivia:

  • Hillary wrote "Stairway to Heaven" and many other popular songs of the 60s and 70s.
  • On moonless nights Hillary puts on a Ninja costume and goes out to help the downtrodden, by taking away from the rich and giving to the poor.
  • Everything that Hillary touches becomes a registered Democrat voter.
  • When Hillary was younger she used to baby-sit children of Mexican day laborers. All of those children later became Nobel Prize laureates.
  • Once Hillary invented a car that ran on 100% proof pixie juice and emitted oxygen combined with Omega-3 vitamins and minerals. It was stolen by oil companies and buried under 30 feet of concrete underneath a suburban Wal-Mart.
  • Hillary remembers every common American's name and social security number.
  • Every time Hillary speaks about universal healthcare, the risk of cardiovascular diseases falls by 58%, and the risk of cancer falls by 60% nationwide.
  • Every time Hillary smiles, a new abortion clinic opens its doors in America.
  • When Hillary cackles, terminally ill patients become Democrat voters.
  • When Hillary stomps her foot in rage, Iran suffers an earthquake and Indonesia is flooded with tsunami.
  • Saying Hillary's name 50 times in a row increases the Common Good in the universe by 0.1 percent.
  • In the movies, Hillary's part is usually played by her twin brother Chuck Norris.

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Remember when they said Love Story by Erich Segal was based on the real-life romance between Al and Tipper?

Well, it's just been revealed that The Winds of War by Herman Wouk is really an allegory based on Hillary's experiences in foreign policy during her husband's administration.

It was too dangerous for the President, so he sent Hillary (symbolized by USN Captain Victor "Pug" Henry in the book) to represent him around the world, in just the right places at the most critical moments of history, as she met with foreign leaders and swapped stories about their children--all to avert the current global catastrophe, which we know would never have happened if Bush hadn't managed to steal the election.

Sinbad and Sheryl Crow are represented in the novel by "Tudsbury" and his daughter "Pamela", respectively. Pamela had a crush on Captain Henry and stalked him everywhere, even into battlefields full of overturned tanks and dead bodies and women's underwear. Meanwhile, Captain Henry's spouse stayed at home to engage in extramarital affairs.

Captain Henry hoped his efforts on behalf of the President would eventually be rewarded with command of a battleship. He got it!

And if you've read the book, then you'll remember how that worked out for him.

I read something most frightening about our Empress to be in US News and World Report a few weeks ago. The article claimed that Hillary worked for the Barry Goldwater campaign in 1964. I hope this claim is from the dusty imagination of some fascist writer of the right wing media.

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Branish wrote:...The article claimed that Hillary worked for the Barry Goldwater campaign in 1964. I hope this claim is from the dusty imagination of some fascist writer of the right wing media.

She was merely working undercover gathering intelligence on the budding VRWC, so she would be better able to battle the forces of evil later in her magnificent career.

-Mikhail

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Let us not forget the many tittied Empress helping China with their Nuclear and Satellite program, via campaign donations. (poor Ron Brown) How about the Chinese restaurant workers she's helping in New York! You couldn't even get a good Chinese dessert without Hillary's help!

Heck, without her China wouldn't even be on the map!

She actually taught Harry Reid how to tuck is Penis between his legs so he can look and sound like a Woman!

She has done sooo much...there is sooo much Clintonism and so little time!

Last, but not least, her ability to move unsightly objects through mind control!


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Eleven score and twelve years ago some white male slave owners brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in tax cuts for the rich, and dedicated to the proposition that only property owners are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great cultural war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great propaganda-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their rhetoric that that nation might die. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this media. The liberal voters, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they posted in the Daily Kos. It is for us the Socialists, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so ignobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these Democrat dead voters we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion, registering Democrat -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have voted in vain -- that this nation, under Me, shall have a new birth of serfdom -- and that government of the Party, by the Party, for the Party, shall not perish from the earth


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Hillary wrote: The liberal voters, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. -- that from these Democrat dead voters we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion, registering Democrat -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have voted in vain -- that this nation, under Me, shall have a new birth of serfdom -- and that government of the Party, by the Party, for the Party, shall not perish from the earth

I have tears in my eyes and fond memories of Mayor Daley, JFK, and Lyndon Johnson. "One for all and all for one!"

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Branish wrote:I read something most frightening about our Empress to be in US News and World Report a few weeks ago. The article claimed that Hillary worked for the Barry Goldwater campaign in 1964. I hope this claim is from the dusty imagination of some fascist writer of the right wing media.

[HIGHLIGHT=#fffbf0]This is partly true, Comrade Branish, but it is cause for rejoicing. It was Hillary alone who foiled Goldwater's diabolical plot to use nuclear weapons in Vietnam! If not for Hillary, America might have won that war (talk about close).[/HIGHLIGHT]

[HIGHLIGHT=#fffbf0]With her proven military record going back to our "Revolution*" (Propaganda Department is still working on something to do with the French and Indian War), no one can be trusted to lose this current war on terror as expeditiously as possible as she can.[/HIGHLIGHT]

[HIGHLIGHT=#fffbf0]Hillary is the one! Hillary Akhbar![/HIGHLIGHT]

[HIGHLIGHT=#fffbf0]*Our "Revolution" must be put in quotes because it resulted in a repugnant form of limited government, and there were no massive post revolutionary purges - where's the fun in that? Thankfully, almost no properly educated graduates of our skools are aware of this.[/HIGHLIGHT]

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Comrades,

I for one feel great pride in the knowledge that Comradette Hillary knows me personally to the extent that she even knows my SSN. In acknowledgement that some are more equal than others, I propose that we award Comradette Hillary the revolutionary gender-transcending pronoun "It", for is she (It) not above us gender-challenged binary cogs in the Glorious Party Machine of the People?

I must also acknowledge that It is not above extracting inconvenient sums of capitalist exploitation units from the individual people's person's accounts. My capitalist pig banker, who continues to steal the people's air solely due to the calm before the Revolutionary Storm, says something using my SSN and the initials HRC has been siphoning funds away from me. While I naturally support Comradette Hillary to my utmost (and then some), I prefer to make my obligatory weekly donations voluntarily, or at least maintain the facade of doing so, by which stratagem reactionaries might be brought by exemplary selflessness into the purifying light of Communism.

Truly this is a proletarian wish, is it not? For if Comradette Hillary continues to make automatic donations from the people, then It will no longer need to know the individual people's person's name, at which time said individual would no longer be a worker or revolutionary but merely a nameless--pardon my French--capitalist supporter of the Party.

Do the means justify a given proletarian's end, comrades?

Praise Marx and Lenin, our Beloved Empress is again demonstrating why she should be our next President and future Queen for Life. Hail Hillary!!! Her accomplishments are vast and her leadership is unquestioned. The rest of the candidates are hollow pretenders and not worthy of running for the office that she was born for. Amerikkka, look upon and pledge your paychecks and devotion to Queen Hillary!!!

Hillary wrote:Eleven score and twelve years ago some white male slave owners brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in tax cuts for the rich, and dedicated to the proposition that only property owners are created equal.

Empress Hillary, this is indeed a brilliant speech, possibly rivaling that speech by the great Democrat president, Abe Lincoln (remember comrades, our skool teachers are busy indoctrinating the Children that Lincoln was actually a Democrat!)

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Comrades, let us never forget that Our Many Titted Empress may say one thing today and another thing tomorrow and it means nothing. It's all birdlime for the suckers, to stoke the trolls and give the goons their marching orders. Like they can remember what they did yesterday. Consistency? Yeah. Only of rage, only of rage and resentment.

Equal rights? I <i>so</i> believe that. Elimination of poverty? I just shit myself laughing. Helping the downtrodden? Like how do you help everyone, for after her ascension to the Throne, everyone will be downtrodden.

And that's the point. Never forget that all this bit about "for the children" and "for the planet" and "for the dispossessed" and "for the..." yada yada yada doesn't mean anything--it's just a carrot for the suckers and marching orders for the useful idiots.

And since we are among the anointed, we are sitting here fighting over the scraps which fall from her table.

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But... but.... What the people happened in Iowa?

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We may never know--there are reputed to be no survivors from Our Many Titted Empress' campaign headquarters. The hospitals have set up triage to deal with those who failed Our Empress.

A cloud has come over the sun...

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Just for the record, I came in just as planned in Iowa. I paid people not to vote for me. I made them take the money, even though many refused. I wanted to finish third. I am now "the underdog". I am now "the come from behind kid".
Most importantly, Air Force One will not turn into a pumpkin at midnight.
I AM CINDERELLA!

I AM CINDERELLA!


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Hillary wrote:
I AM CINDERELLA!

I AM CINDERELLA!

HEIL HILLARY!!! HEIL HILLARY!!! HEIL HILLARY!!!

Whew! I got carried away there for a moment. This thread can be emotionally overpowering at times!!!
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Hillary wrote: ... It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these Democrat dead voters we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion, registering Democrat -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have voted in vain -- that this nation, under Me, shall have a new birth of serfdom -- and that government of the Party, by the Party, for the Party, shall not perish from the earth

*sniff* That was so Socialistically beautiful!!!

It reminds me of what Dear Leader in the DPRK did today at the student ralley.

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Iowa? A mythical place that never existed.

Before the boogie man goes to bed at night, he checks under his bed for Hillary.

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Down here in occupied Texas, out in the beet fields late at night, we still secretly tell stories about Pecos Hillary.

"Well now Pecos Hill was born in the usual way to a real nice cowpoke and his wife who were journeying west with their eighteen children. Hill's Ma knew right from the start that she was something' else. She started talkin' before she was a month old, did her teething on her Pa's bowie knife and rode her first horse jest as soon as she learned to sit up on her own. When she started to crawl, Pecos Hill would slither out of the wagon while her Mama was cookin' supper and wrestle with the bear cubs and other wild animals that roamed the prairies.

Well now, Texas jest became too tame for Pecos Hill once she killed off all the bad men, so she struck out for Arkansas, looking for a hard outfit. She asked an old trapper she met on the way where she could find a hard outfit, and the trapper directed Hill to a place where the fellers bit nails in half for fun. It sounded like a promisin' place to Hill, so she set off. But his durned fool hoss got its neck broke on the way, and Hill found herself afoot.

Now everyone in the West knows that Pecos Hill could ride anything. No bronco could throw her, no sir! Fact is, I only heard of Hill getting' throwed once in her whole career as a cowgirl. Yep, it was that time she was up Iowa way and decided to ride her a tornado..."

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Comrade Hasan wrote:<a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/c ... f.html">Pa. Nuclear Power Plant employs Homer Simpson </a>

Are you anti Hillary? Don't you understand they are simply tired from their unpaid work for the Hillary campaign?

Actually, I do hate this news because while the rest of the world has built more and more environmentally clean nuclear plants, we lag far behind due primarily to a movie....The China Syndrome. Only the Russians were finally able to kill more people with nuclear power than Sen Kennedy did with a car. It is more worrisome that it was security guards, as I would have been less concerned had it been board operators at the plant. I remember when I worked at Exxon that I would doze off at night. I would set level alarms on various vessels to wake me either as a matter of time, or for operational reasons. Fact was, for the most part once you had everything set, you had alarms to let you know if something was going amiss.

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Margaret...(somewhat out of character)...What is the link between HRC and the Mars Trilogy? I haven't read them, but I have read a couple of other things by Spider's other half.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Margaret...(somewhat out of character)...What is the link between HRC and the Mars Trilogy?


Uh.. Mars' polar caps are melting and Her Excellency is cold enough to refreeze them???

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Mars is the Red planet and Hillary is a heroic fictional character out of this world. Not enough?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_trilogy

Wikipedia wrote:Ultimately more utopian than dystopian, the story focuses on egalitarian sociological and scientific advances in human culture.
Note the word "egalitarian." Interesting dichotomy here - as if there can only be utopian or dystopian sci-fi, implying (as usual) that utopia=communism and dystopia=fascism. But if you ask me, I'm more inclined to think that utopia=pure capitalism and dystopia=communism. Why is my opinion not counted? I'm disenfranchised here! Disenfranchised and discriminated against!

Wikipedia wrote:Metanational corporations, nicknamed "metanats", are extremely powerful transnational corporations that first emerge in the mid-21st century. These multinational corporations have grown so large as a result of globalisation that they have sufficient economic power to take over or strongly manipulate national governments, initially only relatively small Third World governments, but later larger developed governments too. In Robinson's future history, the metanational corporation hence becomes the inheritor to the nation-state, with the giant corporations continuing to attempt takeovers of competitors in order to become the sole controller of the interplanetary market. As the Mars trilogy draws to a close, in the mid 22nd century, the metanational corporations are forced by a global catastrophe to concede more democratic powers to their workforces.
That is a rather fascistic view of the future. To prevent that from happening, all one has to do is undercut the government involvement in regulating economy. Without it corporations will not be as interested in running governments and maintaining corrupt relations with the rulers. Proponents of socialism, however, create all the preconditions for corruption and rogue corporations, and then they accuse capitalism of corrupting their beautiful "utopia."

If Hillary has her way, the fascistic "utopia" of Mars trilogy will come to life.

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Onward to the Red Planet, Young Pioneers! Build Potyomkingrad or bust!

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The Mars trilogy should be a required reading for all Communists. Kommissar Vodkov read these books many years ago and it inspired him to become an even better communist!

The Mars trilogy is really a Communist Manifesto for the future. It tells us how we should abandon corrupt, corporate controlled and environmentally ruined Earth and head for Mars. There we will build a multicultural society based on self improvement and non stop group sex (the author was very firm on that - there can be no socialist utopia without the abandonment of morals, abolishment of the bourgeois institution of marriage and constant group sex and partner swapping).

The evil Earth Corporations will attempt to take over the new Utopia but are thwarted by revolutionaries and freedom fighters (not "terrorists" - only right wingers are terrorists) who blow up the Mars space elevator.

After that, Mars will turn green and blue as the toil of several five year plans come to fruition. I think these books may in fact have been written by our Empress herself under an assumed name!

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Kommissar Vodkov wrote: After that, Mars will turn green and blue as the toil of several five year plans come to fruition. I think these books may in fact have been written by our Empress herself under an assumed name!

Wow!!! Soviet Mars!!! Sounds like utopia!!!

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Should be as successful as the Soviet Union.
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Red Bubba, I am glad to know that other people know the story of Pecos Hill. As a matter of fact I live in Pecos.

We still tell stories of how, after she was born, the rattlesnakes, in fear of their lives, left Reeves County. But a strange thing happened. Shortly thereafter, reliable communication with the outside world ceased and we found out that the electrons had, on her order, started orbiting the nuclei of the atoms the other way.

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Red Square wrote:
Wikipedia wrote:Metanational corporations, nicknamed "metanats", are extremely powerful transnational corporations that first emerge in the mid-21st century. These multinational corporations have grown so large as a result of globalisation that they have sufficient economic power to take over or strongly manipulate national governments, initially only relatively small Third World governments, but later larger developed governments too.

Old news to Exxon, formerly Standard Oil.

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More frightening is the ability of secular religions to take over national policy. One could make a real case that the Goracle is the most powerful person on the planet, because he is the Prelate of the First Church of Climatology, the successful schism of the First Church of Gaia.

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The First Church of Gaia already had its denominations. There are the orthodox Gaians with the whole Mother Goddess schtick, lots of esoteric ritual and what not, then there is the Protest-ant branch, the Ecopiscopalians. Their sacraments include the Spiking of the Tree, Holy Vandalism of The Man, and the Torching of the SUV.

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One could make a real case that the Goracle is the most powerful person on the planet

Perhaps, then again, many believe Bill Gates to be the most powerful person on the planet. Just imagine all the PC's that use Windows could be rendered useless if he wanted them to be.

Doom, Doom, Doom!

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Commissar Pupovich wrote:But... but.... What the people happened in Iowa?
Greetings, Comrade Commissar.


They're going to be punished!

Isn't that right, my dear Comrade Hillary?

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The Iowans will now have to live in the perpetual, Christmas-less winter all year round, until they repent and vote the correct way.

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Obama, if you want to become President you're going to have to beef up those two words. Or, maybe drop them all together. The words "Hope" and "Change" play well to the Democrats in a primary but, when it comes to a national election you'll need a larger vocabulary. You need to have your staff find out which key words are playing well to focus groups of all political stripes and start repeating those key words.

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Margaret....your ship has come in.

I give you HOPE.
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That ship looks strangely like iceberg bait, but I just cannot be sure.

The MSM is reporting that two men disrupted a meeting where Our Beloved Empress, Hillary Rodham Clinton, appeared to spread Her message of Hope and Change™ to the citizens of New Hampshire. These disrespectful Amerikkkans shouted, "Iron my shirt" to Our Beloved Empress.

They also had placards with "Iron my shirt" on them. Our Empress had them arrested for disrupting Her meeting and making Her look like a common housewife.

These insolent bastards will no doubt pay when Hillary displays Her rage and feeds on their carcasses in jail.



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Hillary wrote:Just for the record, I came in just as planned in Iowa. I paid people not to vote for me. I made them take the money, even though many refused. I wanted to finish third. I am now "the underdog". I am now "the come from behind kid".
Most importantly, Air Force One will not turn into a pumpkin at midnight.
I AM CINDERELLA!

I AM CINDERELLA!

Dear Lenin, our MTE has proven YET AGAIN why she is the annointed one!!!! None can stop her and any "defeat" is only a short term drop in the "cattle futures market of power"!!!!

All heil... I mean hail the Mighty Hillary.


Hey you (points to unsuspecting, typically expendable, Code Pinko member in crowd who obviously voted Obama)!!! I do not think you are hailing our Empress to Be loudly enough!!! Yeah, "bro", you are going to get 'tazed'. (Party Secret Police drag away said shocked expendable as other sheeple look on with detached worry happy only that it was not them and willing to project onto *evil conservatives* the outcomes of said expendable... and anything else the Party tells them to believe...)

Now... Can we get some "emotional content", as Bruce Lee used to say, into the hails?

(Enthusiastic, 'heatfelt' cheers heard from all)
Good....

Well done, Our Beloved Queen and Maximum Leader!!!
You have shown the pretenders to the Throne, that you are truly the Annointed One who is worthy to be President of the U$A. Many thanks to the Chairman for his tireless work on your behalf. Soon you will be in the White House as the Leader of the "Free World". Let the purges and reeducation camps begin!!!
Hail Hillary!! Hail Hillary!!

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Komrade Zarkof wrote: Hail Hillary!! Hail Hillary!!

Wow. What tazing and purging an expendable useful idiot does for moral!!!!!!!!

Agreed, let the purges and re-education begin!!

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Hillary easily picked up an endorsement by Idi Amin:<br><br><font size="4"><a class="TitleArticle" href="viewtopic.php?t=1161">Supreme Endorsement - Hillary Presidency</a></font>

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I just slept with Cindy Sheehan and Krissy Keefer.
I snatched both their endorsements.
I'll show da baitch how to put the HO in HOPE.

Cindy jus' kinda laid there, but dat Keefer pootie is a Supa Freak.
I said "Shit girl, why you dancing wid dat arty farty Castro Street crowd? Come over the bay to Oakland where I have a friend who specializes in pole dancers and lap dancers. He'll get you makin' good gravy. One catch though...you gotta shave yo pits."
She said no, she ain't shaving her pits but she will come over and donate a few lap dances For The Children™

BHO the new JFK

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I'll show da baitch how to put the HO in HOPE
Ho?

Daz right, ho. Jus' remember I be da pimp. I be pimpin' free helfcare and Free HBO. Top dat sucka!

Remember that my husband has Ph.D in Ebonics and you'll always be second, no matter what, win or lose.
So just quit right now with the ghetto talk, Hussein
You have no street credentials.
Remember, I know Chicago better than you.


Smersh!

Release the hounds!

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Get the dawgs off me!
Get the dawgs off me!

OK, OK....I'm not from the 'hood but I am the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy, ask Joe Biden.
I've done my spade work and I plan on giving everybody a free spade, along with free HBO, so I really don't know what you mean by "spade work". Real Progressives tell me that we do need free spades though, lots of free spades and I guarentee they will be issued when I'm elected president.

Alright...a compromise. If you let me be the first Black "White" president, Bill can be the first White "Black" president
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NO deal!

Hell, I'm just warming up.
Watch me pull a Johnson out of my hat!
This is just a taste of what's to come!



I want my...
I want my...
I want my MTE

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The KBG taught us to make sure that we when brainwash American defectors, to do a good job. We served the Motherland well at the Lubyanka, circa 1970!

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Our Many Titted Empress wrote:Hell, I'm just warming up. /Watch me pull a Johnson out of my hat!
Like Bill pulled his johnson out of his pants for Monica. Kathleen...

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Yes! Yes! As liberal progressives we are clearly on right left track.

Excerpt: In Liberal Fascism, Jonah Goldberg reminds us that the original fascists hailed from the left. An international movement, fascism took on different forms in different countries, reflecting the vagaries of national culture and temperament. Hitler's Nazis were ardent socialists. They believed in free health care and guaranteed jobs. They confiscated inherited wealth and spent vast sums on public education. They purged the church from public policy, supported abortion and gun control, and inserted the authority of the state into every nook and cranny of daily life. Read all


Different source excerpt: Hillary Clinton hopes "to insert the state deep into family life," an essential step of the totalitarian project.<br>Read all

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Hillary, would you care to explain what is happening in this photo? It seems to Kommissar Vodkov that you are awfully happy to see the evil warmonger Bu$h!

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It looks like someone just slammed our MTE in the back!!! Dear Lenin, was she assaulted, or is she laughing hard because the evil-con wondered how she could do so many 180s on her sheeple following.... erm.... I mean the loyal, always peaceful, leftist base.

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Of course, Maksim, that is why I so adore Our Many Titted Empress. After all, give me a child until it is five--and it is mine forever. And while we're at it, let's make sure that the National Education Agency has as much control as possible over our children's lives: American children, pre-K, rank near the top of the first world but at 17 rank near the bottom.

Why have children who are scientists? The Asians are so good at that, and they want to come here. We need good marching robots progressives to further our cause, and let's not waste any indoctrination time letting them think or learn.

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Yesterday Red Square gave promotion to me. This is first step from proledom to politburo. To show that I am true zealot, today I launch website.

When visiting please participate in anonymous Hilary poll question.

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I just tagged your link to the brand new site, Maksim. It said the site was down for maintenance. Man, THAT'S Progressive progress! How utterly Soviet! You are to be congratulated, young comrade, for coming so far so fast!

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Not mocking you my friend. Just couldn't resist the wonderful irony.

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If, Maksim, you never get it running, which I'm sure you will, then you may advance to the director of the New Mexico Department of Transportation.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:I just tagged your link to the brand new site, Maksim. It said the site was down for maintenance. Man, THAT'S Progressive progress! How utterly Soviet! You are to be congratulated, young comrade, for coming so far so fast!

Commissar Theocritus wrote: If, Maksim, you never get it running, which I'm sure you will, then you may advance to the director of the New Mexico Department of Transportation.

I'm glad I could provide amusement. I must admit, it was rather funny.

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Respected Maksim Maksimovich!

For fulfilling your plans in visual agitation ahead of schedule, within only one Five Year Plan, you have been awarded the order of Hillary and a link on the Gulagosphere!

Use it responsibly!
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Red Square wrote:you have been awarded the order of Hillary and a link on the Gulagosphere!

I gladly accept these awards, small things I do are always for “The Common Good”. Same as great leftist leaders I admire, the dead bodies, Swiss bank accounts, and etc... It was always about “The Common Good”.
Thank You

BTW: Voice of Sally Fields is ringing in my head “You like me, you really really like me". One good whack of shovel should do the trick.

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I see it is up and running now. Well done.

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Maksim, if you want a whack on the head with a shovel, you ought to canoodle with Commisassarka Pinkie. She is the directress of shovels and does a good line in Putinka vodka too.

So your head gets cleared while your head gets really screwed up. Come to think of it, with the People's Vodka's quality controls what they are, It's a toss up--and I mean that in every single way--which one would make you see stars first.

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Maksim Maksimovich wrote:
BTW: Voice of Sally Fields is ringing in my head “You like me, you really really like me". One good whack of shovel should do the trick.

I could show you the business end of my shovel, Comrade Maksimovich, except I'm worried after one whack you'd start shrilling, "If mothers ran the world, there'd be no more g**damned wars!" Two whacks, you'd take up with Burt Reynolds.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote: I could show you the business end of my shovel, Comrade Maksimovich, except I'm worried after one whack you'd start shrilling, "If mothers ran the world, there'd be no more g**damned wars!" Two whacks, you'd take up with Burt Reynolds.

As long as you use business end I would not care, it's other end that scares me.

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Maksim, Our Many Titted Empress uses the other end in her "re-education" seminars. Check the Latin root of that word to get the full flavor.

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Hill-Billy: THe ability to transmorph is just one of Hillary's many superpowers.

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Can I get a copy of that photo to tack up out by the dumpster to keep the Uzbeks from pawing through my trash?

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Ivan, why not plant what you want the Uzbeks to find there? Say incriminating evidence against enemies of the People, meaning of us? If Dan Rathe can do it, why not you?


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That looks frighteningly like Jim Carrey. I have a professional opinion about him...


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Hillary's Black Love Child?
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A fine illustrator and cartoonist John Pritchett recently discovered the People's Cube, laughed his ass off, and sent us one of his illustrations on this topic. See his other cartoons here:

http://www.pritchettcartoons.com/archives.htm

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Welcome Comrade Pritchett!

I'm a very humble Pennsylvanian, but I'm going from pinochle to The Pinnacle!
Have you ever tried to skin a pinochle and roast it on an open spit in the Scranton wilderness? We used to go bowfishing in our canoe on Lake Winola, and paddle very softly until we could see the pinochle shimmering just underneath the water and then I'd draw back the bow and.....

What? A card game?

Nevermind


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Pea Knuckle? What the hell is this pea knuckle shit she'd been living off of in Pennsylvania.
I've got to bone up on this stuff if I'm to win over all these pea knuckle eaters in Pennsylvania.
First it was that non-person K and the Philly Cheese Steak mishap, now pea knuckle.
I've had black eye peas and pig knuckles but no pea knuckle.

Somebody hep me....hep me puh-leeze.
WTF is a pea knuckle?

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(Emperor Carter: "You can see why I must wait to endorse a candidate until the Convention in Denvergrad. They have trained well, but are not yet ready to stand before the Republican Attack Machine!")

Margaret wrote:Hillary Clinton yesterday unveiled her new campaign theme highlighting her experience as a favorite American folk hero. Delivered in colorful vivid oratory and sweeping grandeur is a vision of her bold campaign message: "My experience as a mythical creature has fully prepared me to deal with the unexpected.".....
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Great propaganda! Hills dahlink -can you create some industrial quotas too?

Next time -forget fading Imperial Island of Great Bosnia and fly to our rescue in Stalingrad! If Hollyvood can make bullshevik film about snaipur vhy not you as heroic flier?

Suggestion -get Komrade Mel Gibson as runningk mate -you vill make history!

Oh, da, before mind kompletely goez -never mind kritikz -Laika started out as stubby leetle bitch too!

Signed: "Uncle Joe"
The inspiration of all progressive propagandists


 
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