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Janet Napolitano Unveils New TSA Public Relations Campaign

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In an effort to boost compliance with new full-body scan policy, Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano volunteers to pose in front of the scanner for a TSA poster to be displayed at all airports as part of the TSA public relations campaign. (Scroll down for rejected TSA logos).

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In related news, a previously unknown group of Straight Rights Activists has started a petition asking why gay men get to have their genitals groped by same-sex TSA officers, while straights can't get the same treatment from members of the opposite sex.

The straight activist group demands the "right to be groped" by a woman instead of a man during the screening procedures at airports. Enhanced pat-down with romantic music and candle light is desirable but optional.

Below are some of the rejected logos considered for the new TSA PR campaign.

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UPDATE 1:

More posters to be displayed at the airports. See them individually below:

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UPDATE 2:

It seems that when candidate Obama promised to "spread the wealth around from the bottom up," he was speaking literally.

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There is no body cavity too secret that the Peoples Collective Security services should not be able to inspect repeatedly with a little wine and soft music!
I am on the phone now with Commissarka Napolitano reporting myself and requesting the complete treatment. All I need now is an American cigarette!

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The full body scan of Comrade Napolitano fills me with pride to witness the full child-bearing hips and strong worker's legs she displays as proof of the superiority of the kollective. May her beet rations increase twofold.
I too, upon entering the security area of my local aeroport, wish to be "examined" by a large-boned babushka, sparing my fellow male revolutionaries any embarrassment of fondling the exceedingly large pair of "beets" I sport beneath my party uniform trousers . . .

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Kommisar Sheetski,

I spelled your name more in keeping with the pronunciation to prevent people from becoming too crude and confused.

The woman you mention appears to believe her name is Napoleon with an "o" on the end, pronounced like an "i". Napoleono [pronounced Napoleoni] empress of America.


Is TSA really short for Touching Somebody's Arse?Touch Softly Afterwards

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Then again, there are some folks who maybe wouldn't mind the comforting, personal touch of a trained, professional, government employed TSA screener. Sock it to me, Comrade.

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Is it wrong that, after viewing my naked flesh, and sensuously stroking my body, I feel like the TSA should pay me? Or at least take me to dinner first?

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Czar Czar wrote:Is it wrong that, after viewing my naked flesh, and sensuously stroking my body, I feel like the TSA should pay me? Or at least take me to dinner first?
What? Being wallet-raped by the I.R.S. is not enough for you?Remember, your discomfort is of no importance. So get over it! The only thing that is important is the "Security of the Kollective". You want security? I strongly recommend that you answer yes! Therefore, you will sacrifice your right to privacy. You have no choice. The government is only looking out for it's own our best interests.

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Red Square wrote:
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Comrade, Red Square. CLASSIC!! Your skill at propaganda has outdone itself this time.

Fly the "friendly" skies.
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I am urging the Photoshopping collective to avoid making pictures of Michelle Obama undergoing full body scan. Whether the scan will reveal the penis or not doesn't matter, such exercise will render this page completely unusable.

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Comrade RS: I bet she's trying to smuggle in more lobster.

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OK, a preemptive strike. There's nothing to see here. Move along!

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I never thought of Janet Napoleantana as a Botero beauty.

What really angers me about you men is that you never focus on a wooman's face. You must admit Janet is every bit as attractive as our other favorite Janet . . . you know who I'm talking about --- Reno.

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I know the images don't exist except on TSA computers, but please, please, please don't show us the scanner images of Nancy Peloski or Barney "Pweeze skweeze my" Frank!!


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Comrade,

The elite of DC don't fly on airplanes with the unwashed masses or with those of a lower station .

They ride on military aircraft and are exempt from searching.

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I was happily anticipating the cavity search at the airport,
because I haven't been to the dentist in a while.

It was different than I thought, I didn't even think I had teeth up there!

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Comrades,

This is staggering! When you consider the wide angleness of these camera lenses, they cannot be store bought. They must be special order to cover so wide a picture as Janut presents in detail.
TSA might also be for Tingling, Searching All.

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Our leading picture and a link were posted in Breitbart's Big Peace today:

Here's to you, Big Sis!
Posted by J. Michael Waller Nov 17th 2010

Public protest against Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano's electronic strip-search/grope ‘n go airport “security” policy is making way to public ridicule of “Big Sis” herself.
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It probably shows more than anyone ever wanted to see.

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Comrade Tooorisky.....in answer to your question, I believe that in cases like this they bring in a wide angle IMAX camera, or perhaps do a panoramic digital scan. Try fitting all that visual data on one memory card !
And this, children, is why algorithms were invented.

Komrades! Please, enough, I need eye bleach and a brain rinse after being exposed to all these glorious pictures!!

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IOwnTheWorld posted a scanned image titled only B.F. Who could this possibly be?

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And now it's also on Right Network - https://rightnetwork.com/links/980191381

One commenter offers a list of other slogans:

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TSA- the T and A in your travel planS.
TSA- a bird in air is worth two hands in....
TSA- a little jab'll do ya.
TSA- free full-body massage with every flight.
...TSA - no Victoria, you have no Secret now.
TSA- fondling our way to safety.
TSA- proving what's in your pants is a deadly weapon.
TSA- travel with a human touch.
TSA- Journey's scannin', touchin', squeezin'.

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I'm not really surprised that Comrade Janetski looks so much like Comrade Frank. Did not we all know they were the same person? You will never find a photo of them in the same room at the same time.

Does anyone else think there's more junk in her trunk than one would imagine??

Komerades....
Do not let the grumbling of a few captitalist freedom loving reactionaries ruin the glorious ambiance of the moment. We socialists have convinced the American Prolitiariat to give up the ultimate freedom...dignity. They now line up and get felt up like a teenage girl on prom-night. Oh...joy...the indignities of Socialism have reached the shores of Amerika. We are on our way to full control.....: Komerades...rejoice!

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Comrades,

It turns out that our benefactor and friend with the initials GS, is a stockholder in the company that makes airport scanners.

Is Dear Leader being taken advantage of and used as a shill for Uncle George?

There will need to be investigation by "information specialists" to verify if this is true.

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Comrade Joe is good at pat downs too ...

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And off topic ....

Nearly 1 in 5 Americans had mental illness in 2009

https://www.cnbc.com/id/40257359

Scientists Find 'Liberal Gene'

https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/weird/ ... 17218.html

In 2010, Conservatives Still Outnumber Moderates, Liberals
(20% of the population identifies as liberal)

https://www.gallup.com/poll/141032/2010 ... erals.aspx


Just sayin ....

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Red, you ought to sell large prints of dear Janet revealed by her scanner. Right next to Bonnie Fwank, revealed by his scanner. I would paper the guest room with them, so that my guests at the Rancho never feel out of place. There's always Janet to turn to.

Indeed, I am thinking of demanding female molesters. After all, I want what everyone else wants--molesters who don't turn me on. Isn't that the case? Libido is not a progressive thing unless it's to swell the ranks of proles.

But there is one problem. What if we made progs are being patted down and Dear O'BastardO'Leader walks by? All made progs, whether straight or gay, are required to get a woodie then, and would that be molesting the TSA molesters?


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Comrades,

At TSA a motto under consideration " We want to stimulate your package for free."

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Red Square wrote:I am urging the Photoshopping collective to avoid making pictures of Michelle Obama undergoing full body scan. Whether the scan will reveal the penis or not doesn't matter, such exercise will render this page completely unusable.

Was there really ever any question?? As for these touchy feely scanner agents, for some of us people, that is all the excitement and romance they have to look forward to in life. All the grumbling about it needs to stop. But possibly, if a glass of vodka was served before hand... or a cigarette offered afterwards, would make the process more acceptable. Even the beloved late Mr. P would bring home a Happy Meal.

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Frau, is that not you in the photo of the Stewardesses, the woman with the big hair right behind the blonde?

As for Janet Napolitano's body scan...

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Well now that you mention it, yes, that might be myself, back when I was severing beverages without the associated pleasure of being groped ...feltup...manhandled scanned by agents. This must have been taken not long before they found what appeared to be bomb in my traveling case. Of course, it was only a surprise! bottle of whiskey for the Captain, but who knew it would cause such a ruckus?

MY MY! Are you sure that's Janetski and not Frau Hilary?

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Just made more posters to be displayed at the airports. Couldn't select the best one, so I posted them all.

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Comrade Square,

Very good!

I thought the spelling of her first name was Janut, collectively they would be Januts.

The Stasi Again (TSA) Gangstaz:https://youtube.com/watch?v=z7AWw7t5zj0

I am very encouraged today comrades to see the security Kabuki theatre now taking place across many airports in the United States in the last few months. The brilliance of executing such humiliation and degradation at the hands of the state all in the guise of making the unwashed masses more secure cannot be matched. Indeed using this technique to limit movement and freedoms in a once Capitalist setting telegraphs the point so eloquently: You have a choice to travel but that choice includes giving up freedoms for the illusion of security. This transcends the previous tactic of outright limit of movement used by our previous comrades which ultimately lead to revolt by the proletariat when our economic policies predictably failed. This way, sheeple actually participate and endorse their own freedom resignation!

It is the ultimate form of participant coercion and submission. You can have your freedoms at a price and with a choice no less: scattering of your DNA combined with increased cancer risk OR sexual assault. If really lucky you even get both. Who says the state does not offer attractive options to the rag-proletariat?

Who could imagine all this genius from a leader who's previous experience comes from marginal governance of a state instead of any real qualifications in the security sector?

When this tactic predictably fails to prevent further terror driven incidents the state can erode even more freedoms until our comrades stop flying which will result in collapse the entire airline industry and eventually the capitalist economy. Inch by inch the bill of rights is compromised with full sheeple endorsement.

The new Shield and Sword of the party is the TSA.

Red Square wrote:Just made more posters to be displayed at the airports. Couldn't select the best one, so I posted them all.
Oh red square I now face a dilemma of which two of these masterful works of art to have tattooed to my ass cheeks! I am in the midst of planning TSA performance art during my next travel to USA which will include donning a bikini and clear raincoat for my next traverse through the Porn-O-Scope or massage without a happy ending.

I will have the bill of rights inscribed on a small metal plate shoved down the crotch of my bikini when going through the primary detector. When I am sent to the porn-o-scope for additional security Kabuki theatre, I will decline to have my DNA unzipped which will place me in the happy hole box in the TSA chutes and ladders game. I will remove said bill of rights from my crotch area when in the public red light groping station and hand them to the strip search administrator then commence undressing to reveal the Janitelia tatts on my rear pat down surface.

Can anyone help me to decide which two of these tatts should grace my rear explosive smuggling device?

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I'm not really surprised that Comrade Janetski looks so much like Comrade Frank. Did not we all know they were the same person? You will never find a photo of them in the same room at the same time.

Does anyone else think there's more junk in her trunk than one would imagine??
Oh Fraulien, your torture methods are sublime and effective! I did not want a mental breech into Clownitano's Junk but you went there. I was forced to envision 5 innocent puppies smothered under all that sea of skin in her rear explosive smuggling portal and I had to pour myself a garbage can size of gin and gin without the rocks.I appoint you Czar of Mental Torture and Unusual Cruelty!

Beavis wrote:Comrades! There is nothing to worry about. For the great and androgonous Secretary Napolitano herself has personally shown that radiation from airport scanners is not harmful. Here is latest propoganda photo!

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Yes but comrade, scrambling Clownitano's DNA can only lead to improvement! Maybe when all is said and done we will be able to determine her true gender but in reality male or female, she is arguably nasty.

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"Janetalia" - ah, this is my favorite. Most expressive and directly to the point. Good work, boss.

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Comrade Che.Mao.Joe,

Thank you for that most eloquent and explicit elaboration on the freedom to be oppressed. This is what all comrades must understand in order to move the party agenda forward. Your explanation ought to go into the party handbook. Reminds me of an old jingle from the days of capitalist yore.

Pull up a chair and sit on the floor,
Admission is free, just pay at the door.

Comrade Fraulein et al,

I have wondered why there are so many similarities between the two Janets - the Janet of the Reno, and the squatty Napolita. And then there is the possibility of an Al FrankenJanet.

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Comrades,The commonality between this separate persons is the name JaNut.

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From the scanned photo, I think the Janets.. Januts have very much in common, Comradette Leninka.

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Comrades,

If you look to the right of the scanner you will se a small sign that says "Give up hope all who enter here".

The People's Pancreas
"JANETALIA" ?

I have Laughed Out Loud without permission from the kollective.

Agreed comrade Leninka:The show is over, but before you go,
let me tell you a story I don't really know:
When the sheeple wake up to realize that more people die every year in car accidents than plane crashes we will move to construct an equally brilliant program with undesirable choices to end capitalist car ownership and driving. It will be an offering of driving only unaffordable "green" cars OR take the state staple train system. All of those comrades chattled together on the inefficient government run transit system will weaken their resolve to travel to capitalist driven "jobs" and resort to subsistence farming to feed their young. However, I do fear that if we do not do something about the unsafe internet they will still be able to telecommute which would artificially lower bogus carbon emissions for all modes of transportation and our Global Warming propaganda will loose its guilt appeal. We will address options for the freedom to be oppressed on the internet in a later topic:Now, I see many only referencing the tale of two Januts to illustrate the many androgynous entities that litter the party. In accordance with the Heshe Fairness Doctrine, I must remind all good comrades that they cannot limit gender mystery conversation to these two sterling examples of genetic mystery that harken back to glorious days of communist block supremacy past. If you have trouble remembering other current genetically capable mysteries, here are some examples:
Billary Clit-less:Sonia Sodomizer:Blarney Frankenstein:Elena Pagan:For some reason the name of that new Heshe rising star in Fauxbamas Czar shadow government connected to spooky dude Soros escapes me...anyone?:Sleep well comrades and dream of other creative ways to enact freedom of oppression.

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OK, on advice from a friend I created some products in our Zazzle store. Appropriate airport wear this holiday season!


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Oh Red Square, your capitalist profit motive worries me. A true comrade would distribute them for free or take in trade for beets to support the movement for the greater good.

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The People's Pancreas wrote:"JANETALIA" ?

I have Laughed Out Loud without permission from the kollective.


Certainly it was a derisional laughter at His O'liness' enemies as they squirm under the protection we provide them at the transportation centers. Such hypotwits these racists facists!

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che.mao.joe wrote:Oh Red Square, your capitalist profit motive worries me. A true comrade would distribute them for free or take in trade for beets to support the movement for the greater good.
Comrade Che-Mao-Joe -

While we always say that everything must be freely redistributed, you surely realize (as someone named after three economic geniuses at once) that in reality, the only thing that truly comes free is our Jiffy-Lobo service for the masses.

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Oh my bad great one Red Square!

Again you remind me of why you are more equal than a peasant such as myself. How could I not see and be thankful of the free Jiffy Lobo you give me so unselfishly. I am not worthy to be as omnipotent as you and I shall take my place, Jiffy Lobo in hand, to the back of the bread and vodka line and surrender all coffee and sugar rations for the next year for my greed.

Can you ever forgive me?

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Let me respond to that with the new TSA slogan:

ALL YOUR ASS ARE BELONG TO US!

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I'm sorry, Red Square, but I just couldn't bring myself to drink anything out of a Janet Mug..........gag reflex.

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Comrades! It appears there is no need for alarm. TSA researchers have found that body scans also exist in nature.

EXHIBIT A: A trained monkey agent goes about his professional business, searching a suspect for concealed explosives.

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che.mao.joe, your name makes a tingle go up my leg. Just like Chris Matthews. I don't even know you or anything about you but your triple-barrelled monicker of three of the most vicious and brutal murderers of the last century is giving me, frankly, a wondrous warmth amidships.

Am I the only comrade who loves to watch documentaries showing rotting corpses in concentration camps? I mean it's a shame that that labor had to be wasted, but they were Jews, or fags, or something like that, and so they had to be done away with.

And anyway, they asked for it. What? You ask what evidence do I have that the Jews and queers asked to be killed? Do you have any evidence that they didn't?

This is the Axelrod doctrine.

About this touching the junk to search for bombs. Well, I don't get it. I mean, if Richard Gere could manage to have fun with a hamster, Achmed could take some Loperamide to ensure bowel paralysis, and load up.

About the documentaries of rotting corpses. That's why I so love progressives. We alone understand that if change is to be made, then there may be collateral damage.

Here's my progressive motto: Everything that gets in my way is collateral damage. Ask Nanski. And the Rancho after she's been there.

Comrade Commissar Theocritius.

It gives me great red joy to know my trifecta name gives you such glee. I am sure that as any good comrade would, you have checked yourself to ensure the tickle on your leg you describe is not the result of a rationed vodka imbibing orgy from the previous night? Nevertheless, I have taken the names of our top three brethren which today's progressives could only hope to aspire to. However, I am still working on elevating Mao and Joes iconic images on T-shirts and flags that todays youth embraces as the face of "hope and change" like Che inspires them.

Here is my progressive motto: those who learn interpretive history are given a front row seat to view reality sooner or later (toothpick eye stints optional). But this is also why I too openly love documentaries of rotten corpses unceremoniously bulldozed beneath the dirt. It is after all the ultimate celebration of change: out with the old and in with the new. Nothing says progress like a purge of the undesirable no matter who the state decides them to be. Its change you can believe in. I must say with the new 3D technology available and the in home theatre experience these days, you can experience it as though you are driving the dozer yourself. It feels good to take out the trash don't it?

Wash, rinse and repeat.

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Red Square wrote:Comrades! It appears there is no need for alarm. TSA researchers have found that body scans also exist in nature.

EXHIBIT A: A trained monkey agent goes about his professional business, searching a suspect for concealed explosives.

EXHIBIT B: A trained canine agent goes about his professional business, searching a suspect for concealed explosives.

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Infidel Castrate wrote:
Red Square wrote:Comrades! It appears there is no need for alarm. TSA researchers have found that body scans also exist in nature.

EXHIBIT A: A trained monkey agent goes about his professional business, searching a suspect for concealed explosives.

EXHIBIT B: A trained canine agent goes about his professional business, searching a suspect for concealed explosives.

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I could not resist showing off the newest tatoo fad sweeping the TSA.

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Comrades,


If these TSA acts were done in a nightclub, the doer would be picking him/her self off the floor and being arrested.

People need to understand they are being touched and felt for the greater good.

Complainers need to realize the state owns them lock, stock, and body.

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Reiuxcat wrote:
Infidel Castrate wrote:
Red Square wrote:Comrades! It appears there is no need for alarm. TSA researchers have found that body scans also exist in nature.

EXHIBIT A: A trained monkey agent goes about his professional business, searching a suspect for concealed explosives.

EXHIBIT B: A trained canine agent goes about his professional business, searching a suspect for concealed explosives.

I could not resist showing off the newest tatoo fad sweeping the TSA.

Of course cats are more efficient, they scan themselves ....

https://il.youtube.com/watch?v=XZMkitMH ... re=related

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:From the scanned photo, I think the Janets.. Januts have very much in common, Comradette Leninka.

Comrade FrauleinWe must keep in mind that they are only doing dear leaders bidding.This whole process would be better received if everyone got a kiss and a sucker afterwards.

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Comrades,

The committee on reconsiderations after extensive debates and a few brawls believe this new procedure should have been revealed or exposes rather than unveiled, which is the protocol for belly dancers.

The appropriate internal memos have been circulated within the Department.

This may be covered in an upcoming fee schedule for certain services.

This humble PCN (People's Cube Noob) who is unfit to cast gaze upon glorious Kollektive wishes to humbly say thread have Cube Noob rolling on floor quicker than TSA . Thanks you much.

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Some more of the glorious agitprop from today's emails:

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Red Square

Can I make a request of your more equalness?

I am wonding if temporary tattoos could be made of your Janut selection? I would love nothing more than to have her lovliness emblazened across my red ass, but my husband seems to think it may permanantly damage my sex life.

I would love to have such temp tatts on my ass for my next go through into USA in January 2011.

Infidel Castrate,

Indeed my cat, Stasi, agrees that self scanning cats are a stellar example of effektiveness, efficiency and wonder that the TSA should emulate. Stasi also says that ball sniffing/licking dogs would be more effektive and pleasurable for incorporation in the airport scanning process than the TSA zombies who could not find a terrorist if one was shoved up their ass sideways. My husband agrees that he would rather have a dog lick and sniff his balls than a total useless union subsidized government stranger.

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Commissar Theocritus wrote: And anyway, they asked for it. What? You ask what evidence do I have that the Jews and queers asked to be killed? Do you have any evidence that they didn't?

This is the Axelrod doctrine.

Most Honorable Theocritus, From the website Answers.com, the definition of "progressive" used as a noun, is:
n.
  1. A person who actively favors or strives for progress toward better conditions, as in society or government.
Progressive A member or supporter of a Progressive Party.

And as well, we have "-ology"
suff.
  1. Discourse; expression: phraseology.
Science; theory; study: dermatology; sexology. [Middle English -logie, from Old French, from Latin -logia, from Greek -logiā (from logos, word, speech) and from -logos, one who deals with (from legein, to speak).]

Dear Commissar, in recognition of your mastery of progressive thought, logic, and communication, I bestow upon thee the title of Progressologist.

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Czar Czar wrote:
Commissar Theocritus wrote: And anyway, they asked for it. What? You ask what evidence do I have that the Jews and queers asked to be killed? Do you have any evidence that they didn't?

This is the Axelrod doctrine.

Most Honorable Theocritus, From the website Answers.com, the definition of "progressive" used as a noun, is:
n.
  1. A person who actively favors or strives for progress toward better conditions, as in society or government.
Progressive A member or supporter of a Progressive Party.

And as well, we have "-ology"
suff.
  1. Discourse; expression: phraseology.
Science; theory; study: dermatology; sexology. [Middle English -logie, from Old French, from Latin -logia, from Greek -logiā (from logos, word, speech) and from -logos, one who deals with (from legein, to speak).]

Dear Commissar, in recognition of your mastery of progressive thought, logic, and communication, I bestow upon thee the title of Progressologist.

pssst ... you are very close, however, I found the secret MySpace page for Commissar Theocritus.

https://www.myspace.com/progtologist

Red Square wrote:In an effort to boost compliance with new full-body scan policy, Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano volunteers to pose in front of the scanner for a TSA poster to be displayed at all airports as part of the TSA public relations campaign.

Comrade Red Square,

I must ask, will these measures be effective against our butt bombers? Will Weapons of MAss Destruction be detected?

https://thepeoplescube.com/current-trut ... t4156.html

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That Progtologist page on MySpace looks more like something Helen Thomas would set up in her spare time, now that she's retired...

As for the referenced Butt Bomber story, there is a solution if TSA would only listen. This came from a chain-mailing friend:

chain-mailing friend wrote:I have a solution to the controversy over these body scanners.

We develop a booth that the passenger steps into. It will not scan the passenger, but will automatically detonate any explosive device the passenger may have hidden on or in his/her body. If there should be an explosion, it will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone.

There would be none of this crap about racial profiling or invasion of privacy, and the device would eliminate any potentially long and expensive trials. Passengers wouldn't even have to take their shoes off or empty their pockets. They could even take their carry-on luggage with them onto the plane.

Can you see it now? You're in the airport terminal and you hear a slightly muffled explosion. "What was that?" you say to yourself. Shortly afterwards an announcement comes over the PA system: "Custodial Service, scanner clean-up in Section 11", quickly followed by: "Attention all standby passengers; we now have a seat available on flight number..."

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Do not despair over the prospects of a pat-down, Comrades!

As you can see, Comrade Janet is highly experienced in matters of touching, squeezing, and groping Janetalia.

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COLOR-BLIND SECURITY FOR THE FLYING MASSES OF AMERICAN WORKERS AND PEASANTS!

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Comrade Square,

What a great idea!

If the potential bomber wiggles, squirms, or moans, during the insertion of the cube; this could only indicate the presence of an explosive device of some sort.

The next step in resolution of this crisis, is to get a larger cube for insertion!

Repeat this process as often as required until you have a confession or a corpse,

Crematorium's could be built at the airfields and provided an alternative labor site to the beet fields.

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But don't you americans want to fly in safety? You don't like being treated the way you treating the people you murder and steal oil from?

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New Paradigm wrote:But don't you americans want to fly in safety? You don't like being treated the way you treating the people you murder and steal oil from?
Hmmm ... the new Comrade speaks in most strange language ... Are you an agent of the Mime?

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Infidel Castrate wrote:
New Paradigm wrote:But don't you americans want to fly in safety? You don't like being treated the way you treating the people you murder and steal oil from?
Hmmm ... the new Comrade speaks in most strange language ... Are you an agent of the Mime?

I've seen this tactic before. Make jokes instead of facing the truth.

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New Paradigm wrote:
Infidel Castrate wrote:
New Paradigm wrote:But don't you americans want to fly in safety? You don't like being treated the way you treating the people you murder and steal oil from?
Hmmm ... the new Comrade speaks in most strange language ... Are you an agent of the Mime?

I've seen this tactic before. Make jokes instead of facing the truth.

Comrade, Here at the Cube, as you should know, is that the current truth is always subject to change. What "truths" do you have to offer?

As for myself, I would only murder and steal from the poor, innocent, and the weak, those that have the oil to steal from are powerful rich people.

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Infidel Castrate wrote:
Comrade, Here at the Cube, as you should know, is that the current truth is always subject to change. What "truths" do you have to offer?

As for myself, I would only murder and steal from the poor, innocent, and the weak, those that have the oil to steal are powerful people.

I've seen this tactic before too. Don't answer a fair question then expect an answer to a joke question.

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Infidel Castrate wrote:
As for myself, I would only murder and steal from the poor, innocent, and the weak, those that have the oil to steal from are powerful rich people.

So do the rich and powerful. Many people who live oil rich nations are poor because their rich powerful leaders need palaces and foreign zionists invade and steal their natural resources to fund their infliction of misery and exploitation of the "poor, innocent, and the weak".


 
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