Another people's hero has fallen: Kim Jong Il (born Yuri Irsenovich Kim: 2/16/1941-12/17/2011) - a glorious herder of the toiling masses into the unstoppable boxcar towards progress! What better way is there to remember a communist leader than by wearing a t-shirt that proves our compliance with the government quota on t-shirt purchases - ahead of schedule!
Let's defend from disbelievers Dear Leader's commitment to government control by saying "I bought this t-shirt before he was dead, " meaning that his very death had been part of this Five Year Plan, strategically earmarked by the Central Planning Committee for the end of the final quarter of this fiscal year.
Nothing happens in this world without Government's approval. The word of Government is perfect; its truth is eternal; it cannot be touched by man, woman, nor a transgendered person. The will of Government is always done, and it is revealed to us through Central Planning, whose infallibility we honor by saying "I bought this t-shirt before he was dead. "
Verily, this was by design!~
Apparatchik UnkulturnyComrade Guardian - Yes: your sacrifice is simply part of Being In Solidarity With A Heartbroken Grieving Nation. Our
Give them up? They have been on so long I can't peel them off. Dedication. Such dedication.
I wonder if that North Korean rocket launch scientist is within 6 degrees of Dear Leader.
What an embarassment.http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-202_162-57415310/north-koreas-failed-rocket-shows-lack-of-progress/
Is KIM CHEE not stinky? Is BUL-KOGI not made from flesh of puppies?
Do our noble rural peasants not drink tea made of tree bark and cow urine?
Then of course the guiding sun of the people's wisdom can not perish! How can the water of the seas cease to provide for the abundance of fish? How can the rain of proletarian fertility not fall on the corn-fields of progressive thought?
is with you!
♪♫ Sing, oh united army of right-thinking people's devotion! ♫♫♪