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Latino Groups Praise Taco Bell For E. Coli

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Activists of several Latino advocacy groups hailed the recent E. coli outbreaks at Taco Bell restaurants as "the biggest success yet in reclaiming Aztlán culture on the territories occupied by the American invaders." Groups as La Raza, MEChA, Organization for the Liberation of Aztlán, and other advocates for the restoration of a legendary Chicano country called Aztlán, are celebrating victory.

"Mexican people across North America can finally get fast food just like back home," said Margarita Cagada, executive director of the New Jersey state chapter of La Raza. "On behalf of all Hispanics everywhere, La Raza praises Taco Bell for its loyalty to diversity and the promotion of Chicanismo within the community."

Pedo Flojo of the East Brunswick Migrant Workers Center spoke for many of his compañeros as he wolfed down his third chicken chimichanga. "¡Buenísimo! It's just like back home in Durango. Now that Taco Bell added E. coli to the lettuce, I get a nice Montezuma-sized chorro blast. A pantload of hot re-fried beans after every meal.

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"The cause of reclaiming our Raza has just received its biggest boon in the last hundred years," said Erika Ramirez, co-chair of the Aztlán Youth Conference, quoting extensively from MEChA's national constitution.

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"Taco Bell-induced diarrhea is only the first step towards the return of the indigenous culture. A full, irreversible revival of the indigenous consciousness will result in a planned removal of paved roads and highways, power lines, TVs, radios, telephones, computers, indoor plumbing, irrigation, industries, schools and hospitals - until the entire Aztlán territory is restored to its indigenous virgin form," said Ramirez.

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"Once we are free of the debilitating hegemony of the materialistic American culture, we will fulfill our romantic goal of farming the land with wooden sticks under the benevolent rule of a true Aztec king, entertaining ourselves spiritually with human sacrifice, and eating as much E. coli as we can lay our hands on,"said Ramirez, who jiggles her political activism with the responsibilities of a freelance journalist, educator, and a full-time caller to local and national radio talk shows.

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Antonia Lopetz, a professor of cultural studies at UC Berkeley, cautioned that the dream of Aztlán is being willingly and maliciously thwarted on a daily basis by criminal American corporations, such as, Nymox Pharmaceuticals and others that "invent alien to the Aztlán culture food sterilization technologies," reducing the level of E. coli in food by up to 99%.

"We must boycott and sabotage their products - unless, of course, they hire undocumented day laborers or MEChA activists to work in their laboratories, which would result in an equally satisfactory outcome," Lopetz said.

To preempt possible accusations of parochial nationalism, Professor Lopetz and other Aztlán activists have suggested that the Taco Bell success story be equally redistributed among all ethnic minorities throughout the 50 states, bringing the culturally liberating effect of E. coli to sushi, lasagna, pork rinds, shish kebab, Irish stew, tandoori chicken, and beef fried rice.


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Where do I get a clear glass version of that shitter in the above picture?

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My toliet happens to be made of solid Incan gold, this was given to me by our noble friends from the Chicano Caucus and other jack booted diversity groups. But enough about my lifestyle -- we, the collective, must pull together to ensure the devolution of AmeriKKKan technological progress and return back to the hunter gatherer societies of the Aztec and Mayan civilizations. If you need more incentive, I would suggest viewing Mel Gibsons new flick Apocalypto.

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Cave Canem wrote:Where do I get a clear glass version of that shitter in the above picture?
This one?

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Let us progress into solidarity with La Raza! I have the glorious example of Saragosa, the West Texas town destroyed by a 1987 tornado. The sheriff Raul Florez, elected by the people of Reeves County, was given thousands of dollars to give to the laborers in Saragosa, which they did not need because it would not help support him in the style to which he had become accustomed.

Saragosal, in a proletariat uprising, sued Raul to see where the money had gone, but at that time Raul was being challenged by Eddie M., a US Marshall, for sheriff. Saragosa, which was suing Raul for money, voted 98% for him.

Nothing matters but La Raza.

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It reminds me how Democrat Alan G. Hevesi was re-elected New York State Comptroller in a landslide this November - despite the fact that he was under investigation for corruption and ethics violations. And now he's about to get removed by his own buddy Democrat Spitzer who doesn't have any other option but to indict him. The point is, when he's gone another Democrat will be appointed - as opposed to a Republikkkan who ran against him.

In New Orleans, William Jefferson got re-elected to US Congress after he got caught with 90K in his freezer, which he was trying to save during the Katrina rescue operation, holding two trucks and a helicopter for about an hour, at the expense of his constituents who all hated Republikkkans for not saving them in a timely fashion - which is why they re-elected William Jefferson.

Etc, etc, etc.

Nothing matters but the Party. They won by convincing the voters that it's the other party that's bogged down in the Culture of Corruption™.

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Democrats will believe anything (I'm convinced swing voters do like wise) and its sad. Take Mulva for instance, he's 28 and buys into anything Mike Malloy or some other moonbat says and then echoes it on his blogspeck, then of course he ( and John Dean) accuse us of being lovers of "authoritarianism" taking our marching orders from Limbaugh, Hannity and the ilk since we are all Bush bots. Uggh, its sad -- especially when they want to talk about healing the divisions in this country. It's a total mind F**k and it drives me clear up the wall what the Dems do and ultimately get away with.

We're victims of a "fitter species". I know.

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Red Square wrote:They won by convincing the voters that it's the other party that's bogged down in the Culture of Corruption™.

Nancy Pelosi will do the right thing. She's assured America that she will end the corruption. So you can bet she means democrats too. I go to bed at night praying that she even means democrats too. Not that there's anything wrong with having 90 thousand dollars in your freezer and using the nation's tax-payers to finance a rescue mission of your moola. Jeez, he is a Democrat and all...

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It is the mindset of the primitive. The Muslim's first duty is to Allah, then to his family, then his tribe, and then, perhaps, to something as abstract as a state, which means due process of laws. Nothing matters but the personal relationships that one has, meaning that there really is no right or wrong, but what is possible or thought to be possible.

Absent from this on the left is someone who stands and shouts, "Where's the outrage?" They feel none, for they think that laws are a snare for those fool enough not to know how to avoid them, which is why the real victim of the 2006 election is the bench, for that is where the left's dirty work is done.

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Absolutely Commissar Theocritus! It's not the law that matters, no, its how that law is interpreted! All laws are living and breathing and can change at will, except the theory of evolution, that law is sound!

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The law of Global Warming should not be doubted either. WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AFRAID OF GLOBAL WARMING. It has existed for thousands of years and we want to keep it that way. Violators and doubters must be arrested and imprisoned. One of the Ten Suggestions that God gave to Moses (if he/she/it existed) is "Don't cause Global Warming!" Just ask al-Gore.

Or, as Karl Marx put it, "Philosophers up till now merely explained the world, but the real task is to change it so that we can stop the Global Warming."

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Thats right comrade Red Square! Its our duty to keep the world cool because God is just too powerless to prevent the dire nightmarish world of "The Day After Tommorow"! Those damn repuglikkkans should have watched that movie to realize that if the U.S freezes over...we might just have to... MOVE TO MEXICO! (GASP!) Oh the irony! THE IRONY! A third world cess pool helping the mighty American Empire!

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Commissar Theocritus loves global warming; it lets the Revolution meddle in other peoples' affairs more than anything else since poverty was conquered. People who pay $200 for sneakers with industrial diamonds in the soles are not hungry.

And it is the greatest incarnation of our beloved Stalin's Great Lie. Tell a lie often enough and stupid people, that is the people that the Republikkkans want to skin, will believe it.

The world is warmer than it has been in 400 years so we must not use jet airplanes. That's because they quit using jet airplanes in Elizabethan England and went to see </i>Hamlet</i> instead. That is why Ye Olde Jette Aeroplane Shoppe had to change its name to Studebaker.

Personally I think that the Peoples' Revolution needs to have a backup scare-du-jour when Global Warming no longer works. When our liberal comrades control most of big business we will not be able to use them as the victims, so we must find someone else.

Wymyn? Might be hard. Blacks? Too many guns since The Revolution has banned them in big cities. White, heterosexual males? They're nearly beaten to death now. Mexicans? They don't control enough. Jews? People I admire have been killing Jews for 5,000 years but there really aren't enough of them around to blame and being smart, a lot of them are in on the action. "They have the income of Episcopalians but vote like Puerto Ricans."

Gays? Now that one might have legs. After all, some of them want full rights like any one else and we need people to whip to advance our cause. And killing gays would have great consequences. Architecture would all be Soviet Modern. There would only be three colors. All music would sound like 90s music when so many of the people who normally made it were dying. And I for one would make the sacrifice. Chairman, choose a beard and I will marry her, and you can frolic with Conflict Crystal drinking Krystal in a special leather room made of skinned Republikkkan hides in the back of my house while I take my pleasure in a gym full of men who spend a lot of time with dumbbells--those they lift and each other.

All hail the Revolution! It's all for the good of us, er them, er, the stupid, er, the resentful.

And all made possible by that Engine of Class Envy, the Democratic Party! Live and don't let live! Live unfree and Die! They have not begun to fight and it's all over! Full speed ahead and damn the consequences, which we'll blame on the Republikkkans!

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It's white people next. They have caused all the wars in the world, global warming, all oppression and suffering. They have contributed nothing positive to the world. They are the ideal target because everybody hates them. They must be purged to the last man. When they are out of the way, justice, equality and happiness will be equal for everyone.

Now, I'm going to shoot myself with my Makarov pistol since I'm a white male and therefore a stain on the face of the planet. Budem zdorovy Comrades!

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Comrades!

The engine of environmental scare tactics is already in place and is no need of changing! White males are merely the cause of mother earths problems, not the actual problem. After Global Warming has fizzled all we need to do is flip back to Global Cooling! Back in the '70s that was the mantra....same causes and all, white hetero males are killing the world and thus causing it to cool. After about a decade or so of no one really paying attention to it, out came Global Warming! That caught on...it's hot out isn't it!! It's too hot and it's the fault of industrialized capitalist white male society! What? Increased solar output? Tilt of the earth? Regular cyclical climate changes? Madness!! It's industrialized capitalist white male society to blame! This has been going on since the dawn of the industrial age. The masses love to panic about something and they need someone to blame. The people to blame always remains the same comrades....it's the reason to blame them that changes.

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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Damn! I haven't executed an enemy of the people for quite some time and look what happened! My Makarov has rusted and is unusable! I knew I should have bought the East-German version. Maybe I'll stick around for a while. My multicultural Socialist brethren need someone to blame for their failures and I'll be there for them.

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I personally feel E. Coli is a small price to pay to enjoy the tasty traditional Mexican delicacies offered by Taco Bell.

Some eminent British socialists are even on record as saying it's the fecal matter that gives the food flavor. Who are we boorish Americans to argue?

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As a man raised on Tex Mex, I can say definitely that Taco Hell is not real food, any more than a Big Mac is a real hamburger or Hillary is a real woman. To call it fecaloid is to insult a turd.

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Cave Canem wrote:Where do I get a clear glass version of that shitter in the above picture?
For the curious, those toilets are for sale, exactly as pictured, on eBay.

You can even get matching soap dishes, toothbrush holders, and a sink. All hand-painted, very elegant, not for the queasy. Here's a brown-eye view of the hopper.

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Commissar Theocritus is trying to get an artist to channel Faberge to paint the bowl of a dumper with the face of Our Empress, with her mouth open--but has anyone seen her any other way? And it would be a simple thing to reprogram a Hallmark card which on opening plays her voice saying, "And here's some more shit for New York!"

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I loved Her Excellencies appeareance on The View. I could've sworn she was rubbing Rosie's crotch? Maybe that's why Rosie has her briefs in a bunch over The Donald?

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Perhaps Rosie and Our Empress would be impressed if we were to curry favor with <a href="https://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/ ... 0245">this offering</a> from our unworthy selves.


 
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