AP BURBANK, Calif. - Riding on the success of last month's "Beer Summit," President Barack Obama utilized the same winning negotiation technique by sending former President Bill Clinton for a round of beers with North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il, so that the two world leaders could share a few chuckles and discuss the release of two American journalists imprisoned for playing peek-a-boo on Kim Jong-Il's property.
On how President Clinton was chosen: "It had to be someone who is diplomatic, dresses nice, and can hold his beer," Obama recalled during the Q&A. "After all, you don't buy beer, you rent it. So I could only see one man right for this task - Slick... I mean my Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's husband."
"The real difficulty was deciding what to name our new venture," Obama admitted with a charming smile. "It was a long, time consuming decision. So I decided that anyone who wanted to name it had to put five dollars in the pot, write a suggestion with their name on a piece of paper, and put it into a hat. Beer Summit! That's the winner. Kudos and $35 go out to HUD Secretary Donovan for the imagination and lovely penmanship."
"Daddy, what did the president and that Monica lady do in the oval office?"
Of all the nocturnal perverts to send to a communist country to wrestle American damsels in distress....clinton?
The gift that keeps on giving.
It should have been Dick Cheney and a size 12 boot up Kim Jong Ill's asshole.
Or worse, I contact the
Kim Jong Illin'Now hord on just one minute, Comrade Navigator! Birr Crinton now one of my bestest buddies. You no say bad things about him or I have you
Or worse, I contact the
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I hope your health is mush imroved!
Could you autograph and send back?
I've included banned prayboy and sufficient Us dollar as bribe for task
i can see north korea from my palace.
I hear say, "Vatch for drones."
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