| Not since Dylan went electric have the liberal progressives felt so alienated and hurt by a pop culture icon's sudden change from a familiar folksy sound to the sort of contrived distortion that one often hears closer to the center. But it turns out that Obama's sudden rightward shift has an easy and rational explanation: he has an evil twin who often poses as Good Obama and spouts disturbingly non-progressive views. The absolute resemblance of the Obama twins makes it almost impossible to distinguish between the two, although it has been reported that Evil Obama wears a goatee. |

![]() Obama's Evil Twin is a man of many faces |
To prevent Evil Obama's attempts to destroy his good brother's presidential campaign, it is crucial that the twins are correctly identified, especially when they are speaking in public or to the media.
The differences between the two are subtle, yet the following tips may help the journalists, activists, and other conscientious members of the progressive community to stop the deceitful culprit.
The signs to look for are a flag pin, goatee, eye patch, a long facial scar, or a combination thereof. Keep in mind that Evil Obama is prone to change appearances and often uses a number of disguises or no disguise at all, which can be confusing.
But perhaps the most effective way to tell the two Obamas is to hear what they are actually saying. If the Obama in front of you isn't vague and repetitive, doesn't make you feel like fainting, and doesn't send tingles up your leg, chances are it's his evil twin.
Flip-flops notwithstanding, Good Obama remains the only real candidate, and Evil Obama will never have the presidential powers to enact those extreme centrist policies.
The discovery of an evil twin comes as a huge relief to most Americans who otherwise might conclude that Obama is not a new transcendent-type messiah, but a usual Chicago-type lying politician. Luckily, nobody will have to contemplate the depth of Obama's perceived depravity anymore, because the existence of the evil twin changes everything.
In light of the recent changes in the current truth, it is important to understand which contradictory "flip-flopping" statement belongs to which twin. The officially registered "flip-flops" already include Public Financing, Guns, Iraq, FISA, Special Interests, NAFTA, the Cuba Embargo, Illegal Immigration, and Abortion. The list grows almost daily.
Just a few examples:
Going forward, Republicans predict that their sock puppet Evil Obama will take center and right of center positions on every single issue, increasingly looking more like conservative talk show host Michael Savage, and creating an impression that it was John McCain who actually befriended the flag-stomping Marxist terrorist Bill Ayers.

Obama's Evil Twin imitating the appearance of his idol, Michael Savage

Marshal Pupovich
Obama, what can you expect? At least they finally sobered up enough to catch the old Star Trek connection.Commissar Maksim
Marshal Pupovich
Obama, what can you expect? At least they finally sobered up enough to catch the old Star Trek connection.Commissar Maksim
And as KGB reminds us Obama is not from earth, could this be a smear tactic by the Starship Veterans For Truth?Quote:
That said, I do believe this evil twin revelation explains why at the last Obama rally I attended, I didn't faint or feel any tingles up my leg.Ivan Betinov
Pinkie...I know this may be a disturbing question, but do you have any gaps of "missing time" in recent weeks, perhaps preceded by a drive on a lonely road, a bright light, and pain or stiffness in certain intimate areas when you awoke?Quote:
As a matter of fact, yes, but that's always been the case, especially when I've been drinking the Putinka vodka.Commissarka Pinkie
That said, I do believe this evil twin revelation explains why at the last Obama rally I attended, I didn't faint or feel any tingles up my leg.
Ivan Betinov
I suggest you get someone to check the back of your neck for any scar or possible needle mark. You may have been tagged with a Rethuglikkkan Emotion Control Chip to inhibit your logical and inevitable "tingle" response to any image of or word spoken by His Obamaness.Commissarka Pinkie
Is THAT what Red Square was referring to when he talked of me getting tattooed while I was passed out drunk on the floor?!!?Marshal Pupovich
Commissarka, I hate to bring this up, but I seem to have noticed that you have been engaging in an exceptional amount of complaining lately.Commissar Maksim
Commissarka Pinkie
That said, I do believe this evil twin revelation explains why at the last Obama rally I attended, I didn't faint or feel any tingles up my leg.
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If Obama isn't repeating typical liberal progressive rhetoric, chances are its Evil Obama.Commissarka Pinkie
If I'm complaining, it's because I'm miserable. And if I'm miserable, then it can only mean I'm a true Progressive!Commissar Maksim
Obama's own website confirms Evil Twin.
Willyboy
Evil Twin?Red Square
I think it deserves to be quoted here before the post is removed from Obama's site. Note also that it was posted 3 days after the People's Cube article. Ho-ho-ho.Quote:
Even my Obama doll leaks. All it says is "uh" and "er" and it looks like the guest soaps were cut off. Maybe that's causing the leak, because he's awfully soft and limp.Marshal Pupovich
Red Square
I think it deserves to be quoted here before the post is removed from Obama's site. Note also that it was posted 3 days after the People's Cube article. Ho-ho-ho.Ivan Betinov
Were I to do so, there would have to be some marketing strategy changes. I'm thinking something along the lines of Cheech Marin's little opening monologue in front of the Titty Twister in Tarentino's "From Dusk 'til Dawn."Zampolit Blokhayev
Ivan Betinov
Were I to do so, there would have to be some marketing strategy changes. I'm thinking something along the lines of Cheech Marin's little opening monologue in front of the Titty Twister in Tarentino's "From Dusk 'til Dawn."Quote:
...other than Pulp Fiction, I can't say I have seen anything of his worth seeing. and it took me more than one try to watch PF.Quote:
What other changes would you make in this ministry I have worked so hard to build?Quote:
*Dumbest Quote of the Century*
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.stop-obama.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/smoking.png&imgrefurl=http://www.stop-obama.org/%3Fm%3D200804&h=480&w=369&sz=304&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=Sp3UOMdDDsJWJM:&tbnh=129&tbnw=99&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbarack%2Bsmoking%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3DenF.A.R.C. Agent Ivan
Sorry I haven't posted in while comrades, but I'm sure you all heard about the prisoner swap foul up that our beloved FARC organization was involved in. The Che' shirts on the fascist-Colombian government thugs really convinced us they were brothers in arms. Huh, my FARC is really falling apart....Obama is our only HOPE!Commissar Maksim
F.A.R.C. Agent Ivan
Sorry I haven't posted in while comrades, but I'm sure you all heard about the prisoner swap foul up that our beloved FARC organization was involved in. The Che' shirts on the fascist-Colombian government thugs really convinced us they were brothers in arms. Huh, my FARC is really falling apart....Obama is our only HOPE!
F.A.R.C. Agent Ivan
Those weasel wannabe progressive-dems had assured us through a dispatch to Chavez that they were gonna get the fascist Colombian government OFF OUR BACK!Commissarka Pinkie
Even my Obama doll leaks. All it says is "uh" and "er" and it looks like the guest soaps were cut off. Maybe that's causing the leak, because he's awfully soft and limp.
Marshal Pupovich
Oh Dear Leniin..... must burn that image from my brain!BigFurHat
Reports coming in say that there is only ONE way to absolutely determine who is the evil twin.
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It's Kerry all over again.Quote:
"The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun, the Liberal Wars has!"
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