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But only one per fill-up? That doesn't seem like enough...unless of course we are all driving Government Motors Chevy Volts, which would require several fill-ups per day.
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There are indeed 58 states altogether...according to the Dear Reader (AP&PBUH). You may recall HE stated that HE had been to 57 states and had one more to go...
I am sure that the lack of an outlet in the 58th state is merely a bureaucratic oversight by some unworthy minion (obviously not a HHAaaa-vaaad Graduate). For we all know that Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) remains blameless...
I trust you will get to the bottom of this unfortunate matter and find
Quote:uh, because, you know, i-i-it is just wonderful to be back in Oregon, and over the last 15 months we’ve traveled … uh to every corner of the United States. Uh, I’ve now been in fifty … ss-seven? states. I think one left to go. Uh, one left to go — eh, Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to, even though I really wanted to visit but my staff would not, uh, justify it.
To your point: 57 + one left to go = 58. However he continued, "Alaska and Hawaii I was not allowed to go to". Which would suggest 57 + two left to go = 59.
Confusing? Yes! But remember, President Obama is the pinnacle of human intelligence, his logic is far beyond our capability and it is not our place to question anything he says.
When one references Obama as I did, it is best to play it safe and go with information that has already been widely advanced as Current Truth. In this case 57 in the correct number.
If anyone has further questions...
All answers can be found here.
There may be 50 states now, or 57, or 58, but soon there will be One Worldwide State, with One Thug to Rule them All.