Inspired (without permission) by a tweet from the peerless farceur David Burge.

And here's a bigger version:

For it is the natural habitat of the Floating Narcissus Weasel (Genetalia Exposens Democratius).

We Democrats are flexible and adjust with the times much like our cherished Constitution. Rigidity is to be avoided as all costs. God helps those who adapt themselves.We at the party have been erect in this adaptive philosophy and stand by its uprightness. We must maintain a hard line and not soften. It Extendz into all areas of our thinking and planning. It makes us all that we can be.

This reminds me of the Current Truth editorial from 2006 -

Mark Foley Falls Victim To Fitter Species

In today's evolutionary struggle we liberals are the fittest species. Conservatives are so easy - accuse them of committing a sin and they resign and disappear from public sight forever. We in the progressive community are much smarter - we don't believe in sin. It makes us invulnerable to criticism. That's why we're taking over this stupid country. However crazy, irresponsible, and outright criminal our behavior is, you can't call us sinful because that would be forcing your values on us. You can't call us hypocrites because we never said we were perfect. You can't say we've lost shame because we can't lose what we don't have. Human imperfection is our standard, our goal, or breeding ground, our primordial soup if you will. We stand for nothing and have no values except those that may hypothetically exist in a distant socialist utopia that may or may not happen.

https://thepeoplescube.com/current-trut ... -t845.html

<table width="320" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"><tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#E6E6E6"><p><b>Compare these two columns:</b></p> <table width="277" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" bgcolor="#666666"><tr> <td colspan="2" align="center" valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF">SURVIVAL OF THE SLICKEST</font></b><tr> <td align="center" valign="top" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><b>SURVIVED (D) </b> <td align="center" valign="top" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><b>RESIGNED (R) </b><tr> <td align="center" valign="top" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><p><b>Bill Clinton<br> Barney Frank<br> Ted Kennedy<br> William Jefferson<br> Gerry Studs<br> Robert Byrd</b></p> <td align="center" valign="top" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><p><b>Tom DeLay<br> Trent Lott<br> Richard Nixon<br> Duke Cunningham<br> Mark Foley<br> James Watt</b></p></table> <p><b>Any questions? </b></p></table>

Sigh. Poor William Jefferson. I forgot all about him and his frozen freezer cash. It's scandals like his that makes one stop and reflect on what is most important in life -- not getting caught and stealing a larger lump sum.

Ahhh, Comrade Jefferson! If his - uhhh, formerly enslaved people - are not allowed to profit from any shakedown enterprise that can be manufactured by the sainted national government envisioned by race-hustlers fair-minded People Of Color - then who should be allowed to "turn a profit" in Our New AmeriKa? (And I denounce myself for using the hated capitalist term "profit".)

Apparatchik Unkulturny wrote:Ahhh, Comrade Jefferson! If his - uhhh, formerly enslaved people - are not allowed to profit from any shakedown enterprise that can be manufactured by the sainted national government envisioned by race-hustlers fair-minded People Of Color - then who should be allowed to "turn a profit" in Our New AmeriKa? (And I denounce myself for using the hated capitalist term "profit".)

Ugh, yes! YES! When will white bread America (I snatched that from Daily Kos, snort!) get the big picture that their wealth and material goods is the result of the crystalized labor of former enslaved peoples?? Ergo, the material goods of today belong to the labor of the past which was the enslaved People of Color™ . The Right Honorable Rep. Jefferson was merely taking back what was rightfully his to begin with. The real crime is that Rep. Jefferson did not take what was owed to him in today's dollars plus interest. Now that would be economic justice! Luckily for us our hearts bleed so much red that the red covers whatever stinking white priviledge our betters may ever accuse us of having! Ain't socialism cool!? Our adherence to socialism washes away our sins, comrades! The power of Marx compels us!

LMAO!

Supercommissar Maksim, Comrades,

May I suggest "Flush the swamp"?

Superkommissar Maksim wrote:LMAO!

Maybe it's "uneqaul" that I use your own stuff against you. But the party will be the party...

Comrades,

Maybe for the "Circle of Life" shown above, knives would be more appropriate than guns.

Back stabbing is a socially accepted form of behavior in some countries.

The Major says: Always check your back, Sir. Fighter pilots know their weak spot is behind the airplane, called 6 o'clock. Their short hand is "Check Six". The nose is 12 o'clock, the tail is 6 o'clock.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Sigh. Poor William Jefferson. I forgot all about him and his frozen freezer cash. It's scandals like his that makes one stop and reflect on what is most important in life -- not getting caught and stealing a larger lump sum.

"William Jefferson! D, Louisiana!" A hero to his party.

Madam witch Pelosi has had more botox applied?
Of course the idiot former speaker would embrace anything that was a hard as she was. Until she discovered the attention received was flaccid. When that occurred she would of course in the interest of the party let go and bid the stupid jerk fallen from Grace former 'member' in good 'standing' a less than fond farewell.
She is probably wondering why she never got one of those tweets.

Red Square wrote:This reminds me of the Current Truth editorial from 2006 -

Mark Foley Falls Victim To Fitter Species

In today's evolutionary struggle we liberals are the fittest species. Conservatives are so easy - accuse them of committing a sin and they resign and disappear from public sight forever. We in the progressive community are much smarter - we don't believe in sin. It makes us invulnerable to criticism. That's why we're taking over this stupid country. However crazy, irresponsible, and outright criminal our behavior is, you can't call us sinful because that would be forcing your values on us. You can't call us hypocrites because we never said we were perfect. You can't say we've lost shame because we can't lose what we don't have. Human imperfection is our standard, our goal, or breeding ground, our primordial soup if you will. We stand for nothing and have no values except those that may hypothetically exist in a distant socialist utopia that may or may not happen.

https://thepeoplescube.com/current-trut ... -t845.html

<table width="320" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="10"><tr> <td align="center" bgcolor="#E6E6E6"><p><b>Compare these two columns:</b></p> <table width="277" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" bgcolor="#666666"><tr> <td colspan="2" align="center" valign="top"><b><font color="#FFFFFF">SURVIVAL OF THE SLICKEST</font></b><tr> <td align="center" valign="top" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><b>SURVIVED (D) </b> <td align="center" valign="top" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><b>RESIGNED (R) </b><tr> <td align="center" valign="top" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><p><b>Bill Clinton<br> Barney Frank<br> Ted Kennedy<br> William Jefferson<br> Gerry Studs<br> Robert Byrd</b></p> <td align="center" valign="top" bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><p><b>Tom DeLay<br> Trent Lott<br> Richard Nixon<br> Duke Cunningham<br> Mark Foley<br> James Watt</b></p></table> <p><b>Any questions? </b></p></table>

Comrade Red Square,

I do believe we can update the list to removing William Jefferson's name of "survivors". Unless he's discovered the secret of working it out without the benefit of K-Y Jelly™.