After the "progressive" spokespersons at MSNBC and elsewhere labeled the Tea Party movement "Teabaggers," dismissing their opposition to socialism as deviant sexual practice, many began to wonder what equally deviant term could be applied in retaliation to the "progressives." Suggestions made at the People's Cube later turned up on Breitbart's Big Hollywood. But the "culinary" term didn't catch on, apparently because proponents of individual liberties are largely ignorant of collectivist sexual practices.
It's obvious, isn't it, that the progressives' other name is and always has been FISTERS! The science is settled. The debate is over.
As an added bonus, it explains what all the fists on the progressive posters really mean. Every time you raise a fist at a rally for this or that burning issue, remember that the issue is not the issue: FISTING is the issue!
What do we want? Fisting! When do we want it? Now!
If you're still not convinced, see progressive blog FIST YOUTH - the latest exploit of the old perverts at the communist Workers World Party, who were the force behind massive anti-Bush rallies in this country and across the world.
From the FIST YOUTH brochure (PDF):
Could they be any clearer?
MARXISM IS ALL ABOUT FISTING!
FIST YOUTH organized this rally of students and faculty at Hunter College in New York. Notice the telling fists on their signs and T-shirts. I guess we could all use some good old-fashioned fisting now and then.
To clarify further, we have prepared a set of visual agitation materials and illustrations.
HOW TO FIST AMERIKKKA FROM BELOW
"Fisting for Dummies" by Kevin Jennings.
Undocumented workers: ANAL RAPE NOW!
Yet another school made safe for future fisting by Kevin Jennings:
The First Couple fisting in a threesome with the Teleprompter
And finally, Fister-in-Chief:
Quote:By way of a fisting
Red SquareI'm trying to get the scene at Pink Taco, Los Angeles, out of my head but it is persistent. It probably went like this:
Red SquareIslamic freedom fighters join the fight...
=fmPPAFPmy geography studies fail me at the moment... is Montana (home state of me sister, married to my brother)...anywhere near Wyoming?
Laika the Space DogIt doesn't matter whether we call ourselves ASS-FIST or FIST-ASS just as long as we boldly insert our tightly clenched ideas of glorious socialism into the body politic of the American Electorate.
jessduntnoThe NY Times has a long proud history of "standing behind" fisting as a great American treasure. They wrote love letters to it:
Quote:“A specter is haunting America - the specter of fisting.” Karl Marx
Red, quotingAmerican culture swings back and forth between domination and submission - rushing to put people on pedestals and then rushing just as hard to prove they are indeed no different and perhaps worse than you and I.Not only Americans, comrades, not only Americans. Let's have Kulak expound on Animal Farm.
Quote:But then it's probably better, all round, this way. I reject the label "intellectual" because of the mischief that comes with it, the sense that people are wiser than experience. Cicero said that there was nothing so absurd that a philosopher had not said it, and 2000 years has not been enough to prove him wrong.
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