VIDEO: The Current Truth About Socialism and The Unions


Includes never before seen episodes of standing ovation, as well as previously excluded scenes of conspicuous consumption of beet vodka and potatoes during the afterparty that followed.
Watching the presentation...

Standing ovation...

The afterparty....





BTW, in the first picture below the video, you can see me on the far right. I plan to lodge a complaint with the theater manager because the usher took away my shovel. Apparently the people sitting behind me complained that it blocked their view. I suppose it would after I whacked them flat to the floor for complaining to me first.


This is a post modern flick in which there are numerous endings to choose from and every one of them is the korrekt ending for the story. I suggest all comrades wear their Cube-o-scopic viewers to see secret hidden message in the movie:


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Simply glorious!
I remain,
Dr. Chicago




stopitchris
What a glorious standing ovation for comrade. I'm sure noone wanted to be first to sit back downCitithen! fffVeryth goodth... theyf dareth noth sith tillth People'sth Directorth sayth so!




I've watched this video. How does this man, for whom English is not even his first language, give a flawless 40 minute speech and handle 20 minutes of Q&A in perfect English and WITHOUT A TELEPROMPTER????


Get our investigators on it! Where is Spymaster Anna Chapman? Where is Boris Badenoff? Where is Natasha? Is EVERYONE asleep at the switch?
Is everyone emulating the decadent Congress by spending too much time in their dachas instead of enacting progressive reforms? Have they joined the Progressive Democtratic State Senators of Wisconsin who fled to Illinois?
I want answers and action NOW!
--Fearless Leader


He's not normal.




Nobody


The Tsarevna
I want a Red Square hat!!! Where can I get one?Here, see where the capitalist pigs make their filthy profits by selling our glorious budenovka.Budenovkas for Sale




Comrades of the Unwashed Masses,
Do not be alarmed by the Stalinist dialogue, it's for The Children™. The Party™ will deliver all it has promised on the Progressive Next Tuesday to come... In the mean time, buy our book about capitalist exploitation, the proper role of the unwashed masses, poverty in all corners of our glorious Utopian Earth, and more...
Let the Shakedown begin.


Commissarka Pinkie
I for one was struck by how long he talked without ever showing the need for water. Unless that was edited out, or I happened to blink every time it occurred, I don't believe I noticed him pausing to sip water at any point.He's not normal.
Before going to the meeting we stopped at a Blimpie sandwich shop where I observed the People's Director brew up a large cup of Green Tea which he then strained through a napkin into an empty plastic water bottle. He hid this concoction in his portfolio bag. Periodically, while waiting to speak he would lean forward in his chair and retrieve the bottle and take a sip.
I credit this proprietary elixir for giving him his super human stamina.


(Of course, it is possible that the names may be mentioned on one of the 956 pages that have been
But in Better News, Comrade Unkulturny has an exciting announcement: He has been selected to teach History in the local Collective Secondary School (after a move to Wisconsin.) Henceforth, he will appear here as Apparatchik Unkulturny! All Hail The Glorious State!




First off, I would like to thank my lovely co-presenters Fraulein Pulloskies and Leninka. May I have the envelope please........thank you.
The crowd is hushed with anticipation. You can hear a pin drop.
The Oscar for Best Picture goes to...to...who glued this with krazy glue?.......to Shakedown Socialism!!!
The audience breaks into spontaneous, thunderous applause.......... Oh oh, Michael Moore has just fainted............the paramedics are frantically trying to revive him.
He'll be Ok folks, that Michael is a real trooper........ Now, unfortunately Oleg Atbashian was unable to be with us this evening, so accepting the Award on his behalf is the effervescent, champion of World Caring, Commissarka Pinkie!!!
Pandemonium has ensued and the applause is deafening. The audience is chanting;"We love Pinkie! We love Pinkie! We love Pinkie!".
Come on down Pinkie, we know you have plenty to say..........................


You may have noticed all my awareness ribbons and wristbands. These are not just fashion statements, comrades. These are symbols of my commitment and dedication to raising everyone’s awareness of how much I care about making the world a better place for everyone.
I would like to take this rare opportunity to call upon all of you to join me in declaring our feelings of solidarity with all of America’s unions. It’s the unions that make America great. It’s the unions that make possible free stuff for all of us, from health care and vacations to mortgages and gas and Obama money. And while other countries cowardly cowered behind their so-called “special forces” with all their scary guns and huge carbon footprints to evacuate their citizens from Libya, it was the United Brotherhood of Chartered Ferryboat Operators who bravely and courageously stepped forward and accepted the call to demand nothing less than the very best in safe, comfortable working conditions with the most generous of compensation packages; and that they be paid BEFORE getting their passengers to the other side. Many thanks to our government for billing all evacuees for expenses, so that the UBCFO can continue to do its good works in keeping not only the ferry but The Party afloat!
Yet there are those now who want to take away the rights we screamed and looted and torched cars and businesses for. State governments like Wisconsin told us we could have all these things so they gave them to us; but now they want to take them away from us and give them to their corporate fat cat friends under the phony guise of “balancing the state budget.”
Nothing is more dishonorable or despicable than giving something to someone, only to tell them later on that they can’t have it anymore. You’ll notice no one’s ever called the government an “Indian giver” for taking its fair entitled share from the rich fat cats who think they should be allowed to keep it all for themselves simply because they worked for it and—oh, it makes me cringe to type out this word—earned it.
It’s one thing to take away from someone something you never gave to them in the first place, because chances are they don’t need it and you do. But it just isn’t done to take away from someone something you did give to them. It’s un-American and un-democratic. It violates that most sacred trust between the giver and the
One penultimate thought. I was really struck by this idea that there a billion people watching, including in Wisconsin. So I wonder if Scott Walker is actually watching and reading this right now, with the knowledge that what a horrendous human rights situation there is in Madison, towards all the unions and their members. So I thought it would be really cool and miraculous if we could all kind of close our eyes and use our imaginations to concentrate on sending love and truth and a kind of sanity to Scott Walker right now in Madison, that he will resign the office he stole with the help of corporate fat cat special interests, and thus allow the people to have everything for free again. So, let us send this thought—we send it out to him . . .
And now for my final thought. This goes out to Obama. I want to tell Obama I think he’s doing a great job, and I want to thank him for giving me free Obama money, and for paying for my mortgage and gas. I know Obama will never take any of that away from me, because he gave it to me and it’s mine!
Thank you, comrades, and—oh yeah, Bush sucks and he’s a lousy f*** and I hate him, and I want to thank the royal family for not sending me to the Tower of London for dropping f-bombs even though Bush would send me to Gitmo for it.
Thank you . . . thank you . . . I know I don’t have to thank you because you’re only giving me what I’m entitled to, but I’ll thank you all anyway—because I care enough to thank you!
No applause, please . . . just throw money!


I sure I speak for the entire Kollective when I say;"Job Well Done!". Who better to receive that award for Comrade Director Red Square? and that after party? Such fun to hob nob with the Hollywood Elite.
Now, you do know that you have to actually give Red Square his award when he gets back? Right?
Comrades,
I am a little concerned about Comrade Moore. He was interviewed while convalescing at Charlie Sheen's beach front mansion and said;" he'd lost all will to live". I say we send him some get well cards and cheer him up. Come to think of it, Charlie could use a pick-me-up as well.




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Democrats believe that paying for services is just legal bribery.
and
Out sourcing jobs actually SAVED us from socialist economic trap. Businesses were able to wiggle out of the Union jaws by outsourcing which in turn saved us (for awhile, until the unions could get into every other market)


stopitchris
What a glorious standing ovation for comrade. I'm sure noone wanted to be first to sit back downWith guns to their backs they dare not. Other than that most excellent. (Do I get my shovel back for saying that?)




Guardian of Pravda
stopitchris
What a glorious standing ovation for comrade. I'm sure noone wanted to be first to sit back downWith guns to their backs they dare not. Other than that most excellent. (Do I get my shovel back for saying that?) Yeah, where the heck have you been? Do we need to




Guardian,
So sorry for your loss. God be with you my friend. I'll keep you in my prayers.


Grigori E.R.
Off CharacterGuardian,
So sorry for your loss. God be with you my friend. I'll keep you in my prayers.
Indeed. You'll be in mine as well. Kelly



Comrade Kelly,
I have not the words to convey my profound sorrow at your loss. I will also pray for your strength at this sad time. May the Lord comfort you, my comrade.





Thank you.
Comrade Guardian, please excuse my error, comrade.


Che Gourmet
Царевна ,
Thank you.
Comrade Guardian, please excuse my error, comrade.
Quite alright. Thank you.
Царевна
Quote:
oops, sorry to confuse Komrade Gourmet, Kelly is my name under cone of silence. That was sort of signature on last post. I do not know if Guardian is named Kelly too but I think maybe not.My name is definitely not Kelley. It's Art.
I thank everyone for their thoughts words and prayers.


Quote:
With partisan squabbling increasing ahead of a vote to raise the nation's borrowing limit, aides to a bipartisan "gang of six" lawmakers in the Senate are working through a holiday recess on a deal to slash the country's skyrocketing debt and deficit.Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/04 ... z1K4Uj5huO
In line with the Directors thoughts we see a "Gang" being formed to put forth the ideals so close the Kollective Heart. Do not allow the masses to think for themselves otherwise they might discern the overall plan to impose the beloved Socialist Values of


KR2004
Wow, I couldn't stop watching. I'm a Jr. in college going to umsl and I realized so many things from listening to the speech. Two things that changed my perception is:Democrats believe that paying for services is just legal bribery.
and
Out sourcing jobs actually SAVED us from socialist economic trap. Businesses were able to wiggle out of the Union jaws by outsourcing which in turn saved us (for awhile, until the unions could get into every other market)
Ah, you are learning, Comrade kr2004. Although of course paying for services is bribery, since Dear Leader gets none of the take.





