POVERTY IS PROSPERITY
SQUALOR IS LUXURY"
The most recent farce of an election proves, if there was no nefarious vote tampering, that we are all – at least in this country formerly known as the United States of America – under the full 0bamanation onslaught of the long-dreaded 0bama Zombie Apocalypse.
To discharge faithfully my duty to my Cube brethren and sistren, I find it necessary to post this video as a Collective Service:
ZombieSlayer Mk 1 being assembled and tested in super-high-tech top-secret Szechuan Province Fab Plant number 213-b
Raw excerpt from the 0ssociated Press, 13 November 2012 1601Z:
…the weapon system, known as ZombieSlayer Mk 1, has been developed by the finest government minds the current
In a move of compassion by Caesar 0bama heralded in the
The ZombieSlayer Mk 1 will be mass-produced through an exclusive 0bamanation contract with China by government-run industry and will be issued starting retroactively from 6 November 2012 as the only weapon available to the former-United States Armed Forces, to meet all current military weaponry sequestration goals.
All currently existing former-United States military weaponry will be sent to someone named "Vlad" as well as China for recycling into components to manufacture the ZombieSlayer Mk 1 in a cost-saving measure. China is said to have negotiated subcontracts with Iran and Iraq to assist in the recycling effort.
Former-United States military contracting companies were not
Several high-ranking former-United States military commanders are currently under investigation by the 0bamaFed Bureau of Investigation for sex scandals and were also unavailable for comment.