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80 Billion Dollar Auto Bailout Produces Yet Another Success

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The Obama administration's emergency financing - around $80 billion in loans to the industry in 2009 has produced yet another success with a new vehicle by GM that will soon have customers pouring money back into the industry. Utilizing "Black-hole" technology the new Chevy Flush runs on specially treated organic paper obtained from wallets instead of normal gasoline.

"The support of the government is much appreciated by all of us in General Motors," A GM employee said in an interview. "It enabled us to comeback, and we're gonna work hard each and every day to prove the point that it was worthwhile and a good thing to do for the people here within General Motors and also the U.S. this new vehicle shows exactly what we did with the taxpayer's money"


Still, some business and political leaders opposed the bail-out, like Mitt Romney, who was contemplating another presidential run at the time. Romney, a Detroit-born son of an auto company CEO who became a Michigan governor, penned a November 2008 Op-Ed in the New York Times declaring "You can kiss the American automotive industry goodbye" if the government bailout went through. "Its demise will be virtually guaranteed," Romney wrote.

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Indeed

the glories of the state planning can not be denied

Sozialstaat macht frei

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That appears to be a rear-engine design. How is it on emission controls?

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This is Just-In-Time manufacturing at its finest (which is, of course, to be expected from Government Motors, a subdivision of the Obama Adminstration). As our brother Mislooms in Iran continue to develop nuclear energy for power as they phase out crude oil delivery (due to the world's refusal to pay what crude oil is really worth, and, well, Bush), GM vehicles will now run on used paper!! And to top it all off, it's GREEN used paper!

I knew when Government Motors was bailed out that it was the right decision. The same with Government Electric. We need to bail out these two companies a couple of times more each!!

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Just checking

quote---> Romney, a Detroit-born son of an auto company CEO who became a Michigan governor<----

Is this our Current Truth? I like to be up to date for all those debates in the beet fields.

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Comrade Darski, Father Romney was the CEO of American Motors Corporation, and he apparently turned the company around and made it profitable, although I am sure that, as a Republican, he did so on the backs - and blood, sweat, and tears - of the Detroit lower class workers. His son -spit- Mitt was, indeed, born in Detroit.

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so that whole Massachusetts thing never happened!

I knew it; no whaaayyy Mass. would elect a Rethuglican!

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GM in the Year Twenty-Twelve Proclaims What Its Lobbying Swelled-- Inducements to Dolts for Purchasing Volts Through Offsets on Taxes Compelled.

For Earth-friendly driving on streets, the Volt is replacing the Beat as GM's top line of autos in line with that which Obama decreed. GM in the Year Twenty-Twelve proclaims what its lobbying swelled-- inducements to dolts for purchasing Volts through offsets on taxes compelled. Perhaps you've detected these lines are written in rhythm and rhyme-- If so, cursor-down, 'cause more will be found as limericks in stanzas and lines:

GM in the Year Twenty-Twelve
proclaims what its lobbying swelled--
inducements to dolts
for purchasing Volts
through offsets on taxes compelled:

We're hoping our lobbying verve
yields changes for bending the curve
from market commands
(supply and demand),
so Government Planning is served.

Such offsets are really much mo'
than offsets against taxes owed --
Instead, they are credits
from government debits
disbursed as entitlements owed.

And also, it's wise to remember
our previous plans to dismember
supply and demand
as much as we can,
so Earth won't get hotter than embers.

Such things we've accomplished you ought
consider as food for your thoughts--
e.g., we designed
the 'GTxi'
shown here by the Iowa Hawk:



But that isn't all-- there are more
examples that brought to the fore
renewable sources
for energy sources
for which we bought patents from Gore.



But now, in our marketing Volts
for purchase by regular folks
we've learned we can't sell
our Volts very well
to others than liberal dolts.

Since carrots alone cannot fix
this problem, we'll have to use sticks
to punish consumers
not later but sooner
when regular autos they pick.

Inspired by Al Gore's carbon offsets,
we'll fix it with marketing offsets:
"Buy Volts," we implore,
"but if you buy Fords,
from us you must buy GM OffsetsTM."

For us (Gov'ment Motors) the goal's
the same as Obama foretold
for coal in '08
(on video saved):
Destroying the market for coal.

And thus, for consumers so bold
as not to support Barack's goal
by purchasing Fords,
our "Offsets" will force
on Ford the same fate to greet coal.

But yet there's a fly in the ointment
of claiming the Volt will fight warming
since batteries, we know,
in Volts may explode
and burn-- thereby adding to warming.

And therefore, Al Gore is imploring
our plants to convert for restoring
the Gore-Mobile line
which he had designed
for Methane-Propulsion exploring.

So, now that we've got your attention,
we yield to Al Gore to dimension
his insights attained
and proudly explain
what led to his Greatest Invention:

I've long been proposing with zeal
improvement of automobiles
that warming be ended
and so I've invented
a car named the Al Gore Mobile.

I always stay right up to date
on ev'rything science can make
So I knew of course
a new fuel source:
We now can refine human waste.

This auto will please the whole nation,
'cause no one will need service stations
And if you ask me
just how this can be,
I'll give you a quick explanation:

The obsolete gasoline tank
will yield to a nice septic tank
And old drivers' seats
become toilet seats
so drivers can fill their own tanks.

For health, this will lead to improvement
'cause drivers will learn to fine-tune it
by eating more grain
to not have to "strain"
to get 50 miles to the movement.


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--Gorbels Cube

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Incredible, G.C. !
Sure beats the hell out of my " There once was a girl from Nantucket....." limerick series.


 
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