Wow, I just got this note from CNN in my email, on my phone, and in regular mail. It reads…

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“Hey, Blogunov, nice satire you got going on there. Gotta admit, it's funny stuff. But you know what? We at CNN just don't see it the same way you do. In fact, you seem to be spreading a negative view of our network and our friends at NYT and WaPo.

Here's a heads up, Blogunov. We know your real name. We know where you live. We know your other online identities.

Let me be plain, Blogunov. We want an apology. And we want you to pull all your negative comments, direct or implied, about us and our buddies in the news business. Do that, and we'll pretend nothing happened. I mean, if somebody “accidentally” leaked your address, you never know if a bunch of really angry antifas might show up at your house. That would be just awful, and we're trying to help you avoid all that unpleasantness. You see, we're not just concerned about you, but your family, too.

In the future, Bloggy, we recommend you just mind your own business and keep your trap shut. That would be the healthy choice.

Sincerely,
Your Friends at CNN”

This is really touching. Not only do they call me, little ol' me, their friend, they seem really concerned about me, my future, my family, and my well being. I really had no idea I was this big of a deal.

How about the rest of you, comrades? Anybody else get a similar note?

I don't think this is a "very full-throated, genuine, honest apology". You had better try again Mister or CNN will publish your real name.

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Bloggy™ - you'd better not show them this picture of you and President Trump greeting Rachel in Afghanistan!
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CNN sent that? It's real. Believe every word of it or accept the consequences. I didn't believe a story about climate change, and guess what? SUMMER. Don't ask questions, just comply.

An updated and improved CNN logo: The Cosa Nostra Network.

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Holy Mother of St Barnabus! I've already sent a mocking gif of CNN to Trump!! Help Me!! HELP ME!!

CNN needs to expand and hire more staff to track down and destroy all these meme-criminals.

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Where No Prez Has Gone Before...

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CNN didn't expect the expected.

Komrades, let us hope that United Airlines and CNN don't collude on their customer service departments.

PRESIDENT TRUMP vs. Fake News CNN MEME CONTEST! $1000 Prize (courtesy of TheConservativeTreehouse.com)

Here's my submission (probably one of many):

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A (somewhat lewd) dramatization of what Trump is doing to CNN:

Journalism Today "The CNN Model"

Good news - CNN is finally standing up against that bully Trump. It's about time journalism returns to it's roots - bribery, extortion and blackmail.

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Komrades, let us hope that United Airlines and CNN don't collude on their customer service departments.

The Enlightened™ do not "collude." They cooperate, reach across the aisle, work together for a greater Next Tuesday, and lean forward (especially when one is behind the other). But they do not collude. Only the evil Deplorables collude. And we know where they live.

RedDiaperette wrote:

Papa Kalashnikook wrote:Komrades, let us hope that United Airlines and CNN don't collude on their customer service departments.

The Enlightened™ do not "collude." They cooperate, reach across the aisle, work together for a greater Next Tuesday, and lean forward (especially when one is behind the other). But they do not collude. Only the evil Deplorables collude. And we know where they live.

Yes. A bitter lesson I am still learning as I sit here in this shithole lovely CNN Gulag Hotel on the outskirts of Pyongyang. They did at least give me the Otto Warmbier Suite.

This...

is See an End.

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New CNN™ loading GIF - truth in advertising...
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You all are being very disrespectful.

I'm telling.

WARNING: mature captions.

From a Facebook comrade:

Your memes have been spotted and duly reported!

THIS is more like it. Reminds me of the good ol' days...

ROBOTRUMP!

CNN in history

#PrayForCNN

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