A Glimpse Into the Future... Obama's LAST Day in Office


![]() | Comrades, recently I called in a favor from an apparatchik in Colonel 7.62's department and obtained a combination Visa to The Future™ and hall pass. I was wondering what kind of glorious utopia awaits us when Chairman Obama's work is done well underway and Changeable Hopeyness has taken hold. With the benefit of the top-secret technology in the Department of Chronological Warfare (and a couple of cartons of cigarettes), I was able to take a look... The date: January 20, 2019*, Chairman Obama's last full day in office. Here is his top secret schedule from that day: |
Barack Hussein Obama's Final Full Day Schedule
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11:59PM Obama signs pardon list freeing every (save three*) criminal in the USA and apologizes for everything.
*Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld




I had a little different experience after




Ivan Betinov
8:17 p.m.: Presidential flatus captured in insulated container for later delivery--warm and fresh--to Chris Matthews as a final thank you for years of loyal service.Your glorious contribution reminded me this quote attributed to LBJ:
"I want loyalty. I want him to kiss my ass in Macy's window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses. I want his pecker in my pocket."
(Of a potential assistant. Quoted in David Halberstam The Best and the Brightest (1971), ch.20.)
Dear Leader got this much and more from the MSM. And he didn't even have to ask.


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Opiate of the People
Ivan Betinov
8:17 p.m.: Presidential flatus captured in insulated container for later delivery--warm and fresh--to Chris Matthews as a final thank you for years of loyal service.Your glorious contribution reminded me this quote attributed to LBJ:
"I want loyalty. I want him to kiss my ass in Macy's window at high noon and tell me it smells like roses. I want his pecker in my pocket."
(Of a potential assistant. Quoted in David Halberstam The Best and the Brightest (1971), ch.20.)
Dear Leader got this much and more from the MSM. And he didn't even have to ask.
You forgot LBJ's finest quote after signing The Civil Rights bill, that which will
"We'll have those ni**ers voting for us for 100 years!" - Lyndon B. Johnson, Party Elite
Now that's a progs prog!




And whomever bribed my office worker to use the DeLorean is denounced! It came back with the Mr. Fusion totally empty. I had to find a copy of Palin's book to dump in there for fuel.
In the future, all time traveling comrades are restricted to either the phone booth, or the navy ship being degaussed. The DeLorean and Wells(TM) Model Time Machine are mine.
That said, I took a quick peek myself, and found that Congress had voted to suspend itself indefinitely, reduced the Supreme Court to one Justice, and declared indefinite Martial Law, leaving Obama in charge until such time as Congress reconvenes. Which is scheduled for 2250


Colonel 7.62
That said, I took a quick peek myself, and found that Congress had voted to suspend itself indefinitely, reduced the Supreme Court to one Justice, and declared indefinite Martial Law, leaving Obama in charge until such time as Congress reconvenes. Which is scheduled for 2250Glorious! At last, the



The rejected runner-ups for the caption above were these quotes:
- "Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others." - Sir Winston Churchill
- "Out of intense complexities intense simplicities emerge." - Sir Winston Churchill
- "The basis of optimism is sheer terror." - Oscar Wilde
- "No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it." - Albert Einstein
- "If the rate of change on the outside exceeds the rate of change on the inside, the end is near." - Jack Welch
- "When what you are doing isn't working, you tend to do more of the same and with greater intensity." - Dr. Bill Maynard & Tom Champoux (Heart, Soul and Spirit)
And my favorite quote pertaining to Obama's last day in office comes from Ben Franklin, albeit not quite the way he intended: - "When you're finished changing, you're finished." - Benjamin Franklin


Harry Reid salutes The One...



Kneel before Zod....



Betinov
8:17 p.m.: Presidential flatus captured in insulated container for later delivery--warm and fresh--to Chris Matthews as a final thank you for years of loyal service.I have just watched "Smug," an episode of South Park. It caused physical distress in the abdominal muscles. All the denizens of South Park get a Toyota Pious, and the Marshes, prolier than thou, move to San Francisco, where they go to parties and fart into wine glasses and smell their farts.
But I wonder. Would Harry Reid think that Obowma had light-skinned farts? What about the bouquet? Is there a dialect?


Red Square
The rejected runner-ups for the caption above were these quotes:These might work for "Miss Congeniality" winners:
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool
- Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it.
-Thomas Sowell
Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
- P.J. O’Rourke
It is a great advantage to a President, and a major source of safety to the country, for him to know that he is not a great man.
- Calvin Coolidge
He had delusions of adequacy.
- Walter Kerr


Every word he says is a lie, including and and the.


Opiate of the People
Here is his top secret schedule from that day:DAGGUM'IT!
how's a black op supposed to get some glorious work done for the people with all this information leakage? can't you liberals keep your mouths shut for a second? (monica excluded from this objective of course)
KEEP LEAKING INFORMATION AND I'M GOING TO PLANT SOME CAPITALIST PROPAGANDA MATERIALS IN YOUR STATE CONTROLLED LIVING QUARTERS AND LET THE MEDIA LOOSE ON YOU.... THEN YOU'LL BE SORRY.
reporting agent: blackmarket citizen - the peoples black op


Commissar Theocritus
Betinov
8:17 p.m.: Presidential flatus captured in insulated container for later delivery--warm and fresh--to Chris Matthews as a final thank you for years of loyal service.I have just watched "Smug," an episode of South Park. It caused physical distress in the abdominal muscles. All the denizens of South Park get a Toyota Pious, and the Marshes, prolier than thou, move to San Francisco, where they go to parties and fart into wine glasses and smell their farts.
I have found great humor is the same episode! I also recall the San Francisco Pog's agility at shoving their heads directly into their Liberal asses to better enjoy their own flatulence.
I wonder, Commissar, if that in not a common practice today among the supporters and Staff of glorious Speak Whore Peloski?
It would explain a lot...




Colonel 7.62
Comrade Blackmarket, I offer a discount wormhole service for evidence planting.on the first read, i thought you said 'warmhole service', but now i see you said 'wormhole service'... either way i'm interested and feel your services are useful for hidden activities.


I do love her so. She is the one person who can get blood from a turnip.


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With Chicago thuggery, this means until he dies.
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So I must denounce comrade Opiate for thinking such a horrible thing.




Commissar Theocritus
Elliott, why are you bringing up the archaic notion of voting? Don't you know that made progs only pay lip service to voting? Here in camera we only talk about gaming voting machine, four-legged voting, and, best of all voting once for Congress and President for life.It had to have that "voting" notion in there to make it past the RethugliKKKans in Congress, because if this Congress has proved anything, they can't do squat, even with a super majority.You and I are both well aware of back-door maneuvers we use to ensure the Progressive World of Next Tuesday arrives.


How I miss Sister. There are times that her bullshit leaves me openmouthed.




I feel so depressed at the thought. Who will pay for my house, new kitchen and electric needs?!

1/10/2010, 8:50 pm - I thought that was still the same suit as at inauguration?


We must stop this madness. The Great Leader cannot depart prematurely from his duties. You can see from the background that his work is unfinished. There are still things standing!


I have it on very good authority that our divine El Presidente will not leave office, ever, but will take numerous vacations (on the taxpayer's dollar, of course) to further plot the destruction...err I mean direct our utopian vision of a much kinder, equal world to completion by 2012, thereby making it unnecessary to have stupid elections. I contemplate the destruction of the universe will happen after that, but fear not....his Holiness will raise us (the Party faithful) to the glorious World of Next Tuesday, and permanent power,...errr...no...,,,ummmm....vacations will finally be ours!



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