From the Land of Bitter Clingers. (Not DC, BC)

Dear Obamunists,

Gawd are you fucking dumb. You have no sense of history. In all practicality, you abuse history, hate history, rape history, and shit on history.
You haven't killed history yet.
Keep trying.
As long as there are "Bitter Clingers" you're going to have a rough time.
You have whored the electorate with the likes that haven't been seen since The Whore of Babylon.
Congratulations.
And the Republicans are the "Party of Greed"?
Let me explain to you something all us "Bitter Clingers" understand.
"Greed" begins the moment you covet
"Covet?" you say?
Look it up, it's only a 5 letter word.
Found in The Bible, not The Koran.
"Clinging to guns?".
It isn't the Republicans that are threatening to riot if you lose.
It wouldn't suprise me if your side did riot if you win, but because of your philosophy, I'll be clinging either way.
It isn't the Republicans threatening to kill COAL, STEEL, and POWER.
The only way you'll win in Pennsylvania is if every dead person reposing in Filthadelphia votes twice. This is a distinct possibility, considering Fast Eddie Rendell and The Party™ heat he's been taking as of late...LOL.
We don't believe the media.
We don't believe the polls
We will VOTE.
Oh, and let us not forget Mullah Murtha, The Hero of Haditha.

Hey Jack!

You suck and you're still an unashamed Abscam unindicted Abscoundral.

You're all fucking toast.

Sincerely,
A Bitter Clinger

Comrade Laika.

This Bitter Clinger person obviously has no idea of the wonderful world to come. Yesterday the “Glorious Leader” spoke. He spoke of the storm clouds of the past 8 years. How on Nov. 5th the clouds will part and there will be a “Great New Dawn”. Yes it will come to pass. The people on the TV machine have said so.

I have a BC person of my own. I would immediately report this person, but I need him to teach me this computer machine and Internet.

He said;" The McCain/Palin ticket will win the election by 6 or more points."

I answered;" But the peoples on the TV machine say election is all but over. McCain has no chance."

Then cretin smiled and said; "This election is like none other. All the media folks, pollsters and pundits have only the criteria of past elections to go on. They have no basis by which to predict this election, but we the people do. It's called One Nation, Under God."

Say it ain't so comrade. We are sooooo close with only a few hours till the anointing. Can this "Son of a Cosack" be right?

Comrade, we don't allow trolls here. Please direct your post to the John Birch Society. Thank you, The Party Toad

Comrades, thanks for posting these captured republican documents. Dick Cheney and his minions in the secret government control center in the basement of Wal-mart (thanks Glenn, and goodbye) can't possibly shred them all in time.

Testy,Testy Party Toad. Just trying to give the right a little hope. This is a time for celebration.

Laika, how does an idiot like Murtha keep getting re-elected??

OOPS! forgot to invoke the Cone of Silence....I guess the electorate rates the same
as the Populace At Large. Can you say DIPSHITS???

I knew you could...

It's like this Pravda....

Mullah Murtha's slogan was "He's the One who Delivers for Us"
NO SHIT?

Ever see the movie "Slap Shot"?
It was filmed in Johnstown. During the movie, the backdrop was the steel mills closing and nobody knew what was coming next. John was their Congressman then and he still is and will be. Well, John Delivers and that's his Town...pork for his buddies and welfare for the leasure masses.

Comrades,



It never ceases to amaze me how the people of this country are duped every four years into believing any old thing that the Parties' offer. The people have peas for brains and memories even smaller.
"Slap Shot" had scenes from my Gulag as well. We haven't been faring well in Upstate NY in a very long time. As long as NYC is sucking us dry, there won't be any improvement, if ever. ( God I've got to get out of here.) All this talk about becoming the "Capital of Green" (new name for the Salt City is Emerald City) is nothing but a scam to get funds from the new Administration. It was amazing how our officials were poised to jump on the bandwagon way before Obama won the race.

Keep the faith comrades,

Che' Gourmet

Four Comrade Che Gourmet?

Try Two. As with the Mullah.

BTW, one of the Hanson Bros just released a bio book.
Are you from Syracuse?

My Most Venerated Peoples Hero Laika

Yes, yes, of course you are right....every two years (though the off year elections garner little attention from the masses). And yes, I am from Syracuse, the new "Emerald City."_ I guess they got that from L. Frank Baum's "Wizard of Oz".
He was born in Chittenango, NY which is pretty close to Syracuse.

Excuse me Comrade, but do you really think I care a fig about the Hanson Brothers? What about Tom Cruise? and the Baldwin boys? Yes, Syracuse is a hotbed of left-wingnuts who have made it big in Hollywood. What a great distinction, yes? NO! BTW - the only "star" that I like is Bobcat Goldwaith- used to beat his ass in pool in the old days.

Those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end....hummm...humm...humm

Hear's looking at the "stars" my good comrade, Che' Gourmet

I simply love the delicious irony of Obama. Here we have the first African American President. He was elected, in part, by a decided majority of voting African Americans. He was presented as the embodiment of the victim status of the African American community, the beacon of equity, the Hope for justice at long last for the enslavement of a people (of which his ancestors most decidedly were not victims). But each of his promises forge another link in a chain of government bondage. If the government provides your health care, you are beholden to the government; if you want that operation, better obey the master. If the government provides your housing, you are beholden to the government; if you don't want to be out on the street, better obey the master. If the government controls the costs of your essential goods and services, the government owns you.

And that is the delicious irony. The man to become the first Black president is poised to enslave more people than ever made the middle passage, and chief among them, the very ones who contributed so greatly to his election.

It is almost as tasty as the original closing line of the Communist Manifesto: "Workers of the world, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!" ("Your new chains are now being forged by the state. Please line up alphabetically for your fitting.")

Many comrades here from The Great Socialist Republic of New York! Who could guess that the disillusionment stemming from low taxes and equal opportunity could draw so many to the party? Why, everytime I leave New York I feel like Dorothy returning from the technicolored Oz to Kansas. In fact, everytime we have an election I get giddy thinking how much power the poor stupid schleps of suburbia are giving away to us FREELY! We don't even have to massacre the poor bastards, although admittedly that would beat Canasta on a Thursday night with that cheating rat Committee Chair Grabelko and those KGB thugs Blatko and Svyazelsky. Did I say thugs? I meant glorious comrades! Anyway, all you soccer moms out there, keep driving your litters of brats to their soccer practices and just ignore us - we are only here to help!

This whole election reeks of irony.
John Brown was the bitterest clinger of them all...the spark that set the slaves free in America's bloodiest war.
Mullah Murtha? He calls his constituents rednecks and racists. He shits on the Marines. (It has been said many times that there is no such thing as a "former Marine"...I beg to differ, Murtha is my proof.) He calls his opponent a "carpetbagger from Virginia" and gets re-elected.