There have been numerous instances here at the People's Cube where you have been identified as being a "Kennedy Cop" and/or references to you being a "Kennedy." With the recent and shocking Treason of the Kennedy's in order to confer legitimacy on the name who can not be spoken, it seems clear to me that any such references to you being associated with this treason must have been the product of a loathsome wrecker whose intent is to work against the best interests of the Empress and therefore The People.
Clearly it would seem that this slander must be refuted in the firmest and surest of manner. I for one know that you would never lend your good name to those that would betray the Empress. I can only hope the damage can be quickly corrected, and as always, I am at your service.
Let the non-swimming woman killer vote go to the name who can not be named, our loyalty remains to the Many Titted Empress!
You, Commissar Pupovich, doubt the judgement of our Royal Family? You accuse them of treason? The Kennedys themselves!
You will sit beside Commissarka Pinky at your show trial when our new leader has assumed power. Believe me, there will be CHANGE for you, but no HOPE.
You on the other hand have yet again compounded your crime along with all your previous crimes, and your besmirching and stalking of Commissarka Pinkie. My paws are tied somewhat until and unless the show trial you so rightly deserve is initiated. However, your continued intransigence and rejection of the Party doctrine has left me with no choice. Therefore, I am suspending your Party Privileges at the Pup's Party Pleasure Palaces for 3 weeks! It is with a heavy heart that I have had to resort to this, but you left me no choice. I hope you are in good standing with the appliance of your choice for this period, but your Party's Pass is under suspension so if you wish to continue the services I have seen from my cameras that you enjoy so much, you will have to pay for it like a common prole.
me---- Mr. Non-Person....What is your plan for Healthcare?
Non person---- Change!!!
me---Ok, how do you go about changing it
Non Person----Yes we can!!
me----Alright, What do you plan on doing about the economy??
me----What is the change Sir???
Non Person----Yes We Can!!!
me----Can! Can what???
me----Grabs shovel...Slams shovel against own forehead...Thud!!!
Premier BettyThe list of offences seems to be growing....
Yes it has. One would think that after his narrow escape last month this comrade would have seen the error of his criminal ways. But like the Bushitler, he keeps compounding his guilt.
Sea-BassI kept wondering what all the "Change" talk was about. Change this, change that and I still had no idea what the "Change" was. I watched this non-persons speech the other night and all the ....I don’t want to call them people..the audience kept chanting "Yes We Can," What exactly is the Can...Can what??? He speaks of "Change" and everyone chants "Yes We Can." Is it the thought of change that they can change or is it that they can change...change??? How does one go about changing change??? Or is it that now I can get change at the store and not be told that I must purchase something first in order to receive "Change."
Eggsactly why this non-person and his insolent challenge of the Empress must be swatted down, at least unless the Central Committee chooses to support said non-person.
Comrades, beware of "Comrades" who are willing to give you a lift to your next assignment for Hillary's campaign!!!
Kommissar Vodkov may need a lengthy session at a Party approved re-education camp to clear his mind of these lies and to re-orient his thinking to follow the Party line. Remember Kommissar Vodkov, the Party is for the Common Good™, the Children™and Our Beloved Empress, Hillary Rodham Clinton.
I want proof! Bring me proof! If this is true, there will be (non-existing) Hell to pay!
As the new captain, you demand you want change.
Flood the engine room I say!
It is also of great import to discover who it is that may have tried to taint the Chairman's reputation by associating him with the traitor Kennedy. I know it is campaign season, and we are all busy working toward the Empress' ascension to the Presidency, but we must re-double our efforts and cleanse the Party of Thought Crime™ and any hint of impurity.
I was only suggesting that Kommissar Vodkov may be in need of treatment and reeducation because he may have been a victim of the sinister deeds of the operatives of the non-person. I can't say that his behaviour is the result of brainwashing and not willful insolence against the Party, it's officials and Our Queen. A thorough examination is needed to determine his mental state and if he's criminally insane. It's interesting to note that he has added what appears to be a photo of Rasputin to his avatar.
I'm sure the Chairman will uncover the agent who sullied his reputation and tried to align him with the traitor Kennedy. I'm sure he's getting new batteries for his taser in anticipation of exposing this slanderer and getting the KKKapitalist pig ready for a trial and punishment.
Comrades, we are in the midst of a Civil War between our brethren. Right now, as I type this, a whole slew of African Americans are breaking with the First Black President to join forces with Enemy Obama. Also, are own legions of feminist are declaring bra-burning jihad of Uncle Teddy which is driving the wedge deeper. We must, at all cost, destroy the Obama camp and use every tactic we know to coerce the remaining superdelegates to hold the line. In the meantime, I feel it is high time that The People's Cube releases all our superdelegates (at gun point) to H.R.H Hillary Rodham Clinton
Speaking of anti Empress behavior.... what are we to do with the Criminal Kommissar and Stalker Vodkov?
Our Superdelegates will ensure a Hillary victory come the Denver Party Coronation of The People's Leader, Kommissar Vodkov. Also, let it be noted that the Clintonist faction - which includes every here at the Cube, Little Rock and parts of New York - have successfully taken complete control of the Democratic Party and have a firm grip on the leadership apparatus with help from the DLC - which Hillary herself built with her own bare man-hands!
Repent now, Vodkov, or forever find yourself breaking rocks with the soon defeated, purged and sentenced Enemy B. Hussein Obama. Her Excellency is most unmerciful right now, so let that be a warning to everyone.
I wanted you to be the first to know, I have completed my course on Atlas Shrugged so I can recognize the enemies of the Progressive World of Next Tuesday and can refute their ill conceived "logic."
I can now swear the following:
I swear on the lives of others and my disgust for them, that I shall forever use their labor and riches for
I was so inspired by this, that I went to the local Salvation Army and collected contributions from every one of those proles but 3 of them, and they were immediately taken out and used for my driveway. I also bought an early, experimental version of the Hildo Hydra (needless to say I was unable to get the latest version which is only available to the Empress) and gave it a workout that nearly overloaded my neighbor's circuit breaker. To finish my day, I renounced my mother for not giving me choclolate milk when I wanted, and the many times she was late feeding me and cleaning my room among other crimes. Needless to say she confessed in no time and is currently waxing my car.
As you know, it has always been my desire to be your aide, the Vice Chairman, to be at your beck and call. I am hoping that I have now met with your approval and will grant me this. Why should you? Because I want it Chairman! I want it and I need it. You see? I have learned much my dear esteemed Chairman, and I owe it all to you!
Chairman M. S. PunchenkoAlso, let it be noted that the Clintonist faction - which includes every here at the Cube, Little Rock and parts of New York - have successfully taken complete control of the Democratic Party and have a firm grip on the leadership apparatus with help from the DLC - which Hillary herself built with her own bare man-hands!
Does that mean that the Kennedy Hegemony has been broken? I don't think so. The Hussein/Kennedy axis of Common Good is in firm control of the Party. They are out rightful leaders. We should be taking orders from them rather than from the Clinton splinter group.
Long live He Who Must Not Be Named! Death to the middle class!