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A Tale of Two Stalins

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Yesterday, in Gori, Stalin's hometown in The Republic of Georgia, his statue in the town's square was dismantled in the middle of the night.



Yesterday in Gori.

While here in America, yep, the good old USA, Land of the Free, Home of the Brave ...etc, we UNVEILED A NEW STALIN STATUE AT THE NATIONAL D-DAY MEMORIAL IN BEDFORD , VIRGINIA TO MUCH DISPLEASURE OF AMERICAN VETERANS on the D-DAY Anniversary.

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June 6th in Bedford, Virginia.

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Comrades! We are losing the war in the Motherland but crushing the decadent Capitalists in AmeriKKKa!
What's a die-hard Commie to do?
Rejoice or weep?
Shit or shine shoes?

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Ours is a roving revolution. When the Soviet Union collapsed shut down voluntarily since it was no longer needed due to it's success, we packed up and moved shop West into Europe. Now that we've fixed Europe's problems by institution the European Union it's only natural that we move into America. To that end and to save money and resources it becomes necessary to dismantle our monuments in Russia and move them to the USSA (Union of Socialist States of America).

We have a bust of Stalin in Virginia and a headless statue of Lenin in Los Vegas. Soon monuments to Socialism will be popping up like mosques in every American city.

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Maybe someone should be for sending that video to the commissars in Bedford VA. What will be of most fun to watch is when they to be taking down all of images of Dear Leader and making most excoriating commentary of BO in history books.


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Maybe Obama wanted the statue put in front of the white house.

But then I did some research and they are moving that to a museum and a memorial to the victims of the Russian invasion of Georgia will take it's place. The Stalin museum will soon make mention of the man made famines and gulags for a "more balanced presentation of his memory".

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Chedoh wrote:Maybe Obama wanted the statue put in front of the white house.

But then I did some research and they are moving that to a museum and a memorial to the victims of the Russian invasion of Georgia will take it's place. The Stalin museum will soon make mention of the man made famines and gulags for a "more balanced presentation of his memory".
Comrade!The one in the republic or the one in the commonwealth? Please be specific! This is a tale of two Stalins.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:
Chedoh wrote:Maybe Obama wanted the statue put in front of the white house.

But then I did some research and they are moving that to a museum and a memorial to the victims of the Russian invasion of Georgia will take it's place. The Stalin museum will soon make mention of the man made famines and gulags for a "more balanced presentation of his memory".
Comrade!The one in the republic or the one in the commonwealth? Please be specific! This is a tale of two Stalins.

Comrade, all this shouting is confusing me! I don't know what to say or how to behave without any guidance from the government!

Please tell me what to say!

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Chedoh wrote:
Comrade, all this shouting is confusing me! I don't know what to say or how to behave without any guidance from the government!

Please tell me what to say!

If I were you I would quit that band you're in, stop blowing lightning out of your ass and concentrate on blogging for The Collective™!

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Comrade Putout wrote:
Chedoh wrote:
Comrade, all this shouting is confusing me! I don't know what to say or how to behave without any guidance from the government!

Please tell me what to say!

If I were you I would quit that band you're in, stop blowing lightning out of your ass and concentrate on blogging for The Collective™!

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I was undercover trying to convince whiny teenagers that socialism will improve your sex-appeal and your coolness by about 700%. But now my cover is blown.

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Chedoh wrote:
Comrade Putout wrote:
Chedoh wrote:
I was undercover trying to convince whiny teenagers that socialism will improve your sex-appeal and your coolness by about 700%. But now my cover is blown.

You mean it wont'?!

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Chedoh wrote:Please tell me what to say!
What to say.You're Welcome.

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Grigori is sick for Gori. Woe unto those who defile the monuments of my dear, old friend Stalin. This is a sad day for me Comrades, a sad, sad day. I'm going to go weep in my modest cell now. I may not come out.

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Grigori, don't be like that, come on out. We got some tasty cakes and wine for you. And if that don't do the trick, we got a revolver. Maybe a fresh dip in an icy river will lift your spirit.

Whaddya say?

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Putout, I find you "shoeshine" photoshop very disturbing. I think it crosses the line from meaningful satire into pointless racism and I wish you would remove it. Please note, this a polite request, not a demand; I am simply noting my offense at this image and asking that you reconsider its posting.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:
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Putout, I find you "shoeshine" photoshop very disturbing. I think it crosses the line from meaningful satire into pointless racism and I wish you would remove it. Please note, this a polite request, not a demand; I am simply noting my offense at this image and asking that you reconsider its posting.

Ivan - you are quite correct!

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Whoopie! You Devil! You know I've got a thing about icy rivers ever since that Felix stabbed me in the back. It's like Kryptonite to Superman. No, no , no I'm not coming out till the statue is on it's way to the USSA. Thanks for the tasty cakes and wine though.

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Image Okay...i don't get it. Why in hell would they have a bust of Stalin? What possible reason?

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Lenin 'n' Things wrote: Okay...i don't get it. Why in hell would they have a bust of Stalin? What possible reason?

Maybe they couldn't afford a full body statue(?)

Hey I see you figgered out how to post pics...
Dat's cute, so cute in fact I bet you dot your i's with actual babies.

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Stalin was strong - like The People.
No apologies.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Lenin 'n' Things wrote: Okay...i don't get it. Why in hell would they have a bust of Stalin? What possible reason?

Maybe they couldn't afford a full body statue(?)

Hey I see you figgered out how to post pics...
Dat's cute, so cute in fact I bet you dot your i's with actual babies.
What? This is clipart for "out-of-character"...it's Ann Coulter...whom i admire for her ability to make libruls foam at the mouth.

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Grigori E.R. wrote:Grigori is sick for Gori. Woe unto those who defile the monuments of my dear, old friend Stalin. This is a sad day for me Comrades, a sad, sad day. I'm going to go weep in my modest cell now. I may not come out.

You're trying to pull a Pinkie on us, hey Grig?

Let me warn you that it won't work. You simply don't have Pinkie's pouting sex appeal. "I am going to lock myself in my room paper cut my wrists..." When Pinkie says it is arouses manly manliness in men, making them want to save her at all costs.

When you say it, well. Whatever...

Just make sure the door is well locked so the stink of your carcass wont foul the collective corridor.

Amandla!


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Dear Leader Obamugabe said;[highlight=#ffff99]"Just make sure the door is well locked so the stink of your carcass wont foul the collective corridor."[/highlight]

Thanks for your concern, but I'm making do with my humble accommodations.

Hidden camera view: Cell #222 - Grigori E.R. - 00:45 est - 6/27/10

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*Goto https://www.imaksim.com/large/128-party.html for the real image.

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Lenin 'n' Things wrote: What? This is clipart for "out-of-character"...it's Ann Coulter.

Yes, I recognized her from the "wanted" poster on the ceiling over my bed.

I meant your new found abilities were cute. Not her. She's scrawny and as big as her ears are, they aren't big enough to keep her long flowing hair out of her face, so she has to constantly brush it aside as she talks...very annoying. She needs a ponytail or dredlocks. Someone needs to feed her pierogies to fatten her up.

And what are actual conservative thought criminals doing in the clipart? Who else is in there? Rush, Beck, Hannity, Hitler?....Bush and Reagan??...Palin????

(I feel faint)


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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Lenin 'n' Things wrote: What? This is clipart for "out-of-character"...it's Ann Coulter.

Yes, I recognized her from the "wanted" poster on the ceiling over my bed.


Comrade Whoopie - Is it this 'You lust after her wanted' poster?

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Grigori E.R. wrote:
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Feel better Whoopie?
Note to self:Grigori E.R. owes everybody in The Party™ a new Rolex. Mine has stopped cold dead.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote: Note to self:Grigori E.R. owes everybody in The Party™ a new Rolex. Mine has stopped cold dead.

I know a Russian guy in NYC that sells them on the street corner for $85.

(Genuine Rolex Tuudore)

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Laika,
I sent you a new Rolex. It's in the mail.
Comrade Putout,
I like the new Ann! Just lovely.

I'm out Comrades. Just kidding, I wanted to see what it was like to "pull a Pinkie". Besides it was Movie Night. The feature films were War of the Worlds and District 9. I found District 9 most disturbing. Those poor Prawns and I had no idea there were that many evil fascists in Johannesburg. Please remind me never to hover my Mother ship there!


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Grigori E.R. wrote:Laika,
I sent you a new Rolex. It's in the mail.
Comrade Putout,
I like the new Ann! Just lovely.

I'm out Comrades. Just kidding, I wanted to see what it was like to "pull a Pinkie". Besides it was Movie Night. The feature films were War of the Worlds and District 9. I found District 9 most disturbing. Those poor Prawns and I had no idea there were that many evil fascists in Johannesburg. Please remind me never to hover my Mother ship there!

I watched War of the Worlds last night for the first time. What channel is District 9 playing on?

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You talking the WotW remake? I'd have slapped those silly ass kids loose from their teeth within five miles.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:You talking the WotW remake? I'd have slapped those silly ass kids loose from their teeth within five miles.

Yeah, that whole "let me go! let me go!" scene was dumb. I'd have kicked him in the ribs and sent him on his way...

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"Not my blood! No, not my blood! That "SHE DEVIL" Ann's not getting near me and drinking my blood." Did you know she drinks the blood of Communist's for breakfast, huh Comrade Putout?

I just loved that scene in WotW with Comrade Tim in the basement. What a performance.

District 9 has been running on Starz. Talk about oppression! Those poor, poor aliens.

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Grigori E.R. wrote:"Not my blood! No, not my blood! That "SHE DEVIL" Ann's not getting near me and drinking my blood." Did you know she drinks the blood of Communist's for breakfast, huh Comrade Putout?

Dear Leader™seems to have a different opinion!

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