This video may shock the non-progs, but I find it a glorious use of our tax dollars that have been given to this wonderful group of ACORNS by our dear leaders. I didn't know our comrades at ACORN are working so hard to make small business dreams come true. I thought they were just fighting the Wealthy Capitalist Pig Bankers, but no, they are also giving counseling to small business start-ups. They detail "special" types of tax filings and deductions. All these years as an accountant and I was never aware of such great ways of saving money on my taxes. So comrades, let the others share the wealth, while we profit!!!!!!

I say "let your Freak Flag Fly!"

Comrades, we should all hail ACORN for providing small business entrepreneurs the sort of tax advice they need.

Claiming underage prostitutes girls as dependents is pure genius. As is the advice on how to launder the profits into a Congressional campaign fund (of course we assume this pimp will be running as a Democrat and that he'll make the required 10% donation to the DNC for protection).

But the best advice of all was this tidbit "Train your girls to keep their mouth shut." Yes, this is the same advice Obama himself gave school kids when he warned them to be careful what they post to Facebook. Too bad Van Jones didn't get that bit of timely advice.

Like I've said so often here in the Cube "Under no circumstance should a Party member ever admit to being a Communist. Once that happens your usefulness to the Party is over."

These ACORN workers should be praised for helping this Pimp and Lead Ho establish a business that can be used for the Party's benefit. Let me explain.

After the Pimp gets all of his girls into the country, he can get a Fannie Mae loan to purchase a brothel. Bawney Fwank might even agree to give this Pimp some business advice.
The business can be used to collect incriminating photos and videos of RethugliKKKan Congressmen and Senators who are customers. Think of the extra money that can be used to further the Party's Goals!

Komrade Zarkof wrote:These ACORN workers should be praised for helping this Pimp and Lead Ho establish a business that can be used for the Party's benefit.

I will nominate you for the Order of the Cube, Comrade Spitzer!! Please, direct any donations towards Marshal Pupovich's mailbox.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:I say "let your Freak Flag Fly!"

Comrade Laika,

I marvel at your adaptation of the Imperial War Flag! Acorn continues in a tradition of excellence, where all is sacrificed for The State.

Heil Honecker!

Pimps and Hos the D.C. Edition

Someone remind me why ACORN needs billions in funding annually when they operate out of store fronts that couldn't rent for more than $200 a month with signage printed at Kinkos and employees this stupid?

It has occured to me during this episode that not only is ACORN a socialist shill with an overt political agenda but that the organization is a giant welfare program meant to employ the otherwise unemployable.

Prog on bitches.

My Comrades

The publication of this video by the despicable reactionary capitalist pigs is indeed an unfortunate state of affairs. As a result people will start to question where my colleague Obamessiah got his campaign funding.

All Means are sanctified by the Goal of the Common Good, but it may not be strategically sound strategy at this stage to let the masses catch on that we use, what the filthy bourgeois reactionaries may call "laundered money", to finance our glorious revolution.

For this reason I suggest that the 2 Operatives involved should be interviewed by Comrade Zeke Emmanuel's Panel for End of Life Counselling -- for the Common Good.

A Luta Continua!

Obamugabe

Prog off.

Is there any way Cngress can "defund" an organization like this? I realize that they will not, given their current composition, but might it be a good idea to suggest this to our various congresscritters?

Komrade Zarkof wrote:I will nominate you for the Order of the Cube, Comrade Spitzer!! Please, direct any donations towards Marshal Pupovich's mailbox.

Should I advise Comrade Spitzer as to whom the service provider is? Would that be Marshal Pupovich, or is he the service provider's "manager"?

Also, does he take personalized Obama checks?

COMRADES BEWARE!

This image below was served up on the Mother Page by Google Ads.

Is it a co-incidence that we discuss "community services" here then these ads appear?

THEY ARE MONITORING OUR POSTS AND THOUGHTS.

The RNC, Beck, and Hannity has employed Google to spy on us and entrap us.


Remember,

1. Never admit you are a communist.

2. When we discuss sexual acts (for pay or otherwise) we must use code language like GFE or MILF that ReichWingers cannot possibly understand.

3. All newcomers must be subject to strip search first by Comrades Barney Frank and Nansky Pelosi before entering here. We must make sure no hidden cameras, cell phones, or audio recording devices are on the bodies of any visitor.

We cannot afford to make the same mistakes here that ACORN did.

Excellent protocol Comrade Infidel. I will personally make sure the ad you listed is legitimate and not faked by Rethuglican spies!