Comrades, it saddens me to post this news. I'm certain you've all heard about and participated in the Adopt a Detainee program that was instituted by The Christian Peacemaker Teams sometime back.

Click here to go to Christian Peacemaker Teams!


Unfortunately, the poor, oppressed peoples in Iraq have been so traumatized by the United States atrocities and war crimes that they don't know who their enemies are. They are very confused and have an almost childlike conception of the world. In a bizarre, incomprehensible mistake our allies against Imperialism and Capitalism in Iraq, the al-Quida, have kidnapped and are holding hostage four (4) members of the Adopt a Detainee delegation that went to Iraq to help them ...

click here for the bad news: CNN Video airs of purported hostages in Iraq - Nov 29, 2005

Comrades, I urge all of you to break out the pen and paper and write letters to the glorious al-Quida insurgency and help our four (4) poor, wretched, lost souls of CPT and plead with the insurgency to provide good living conditions whilst our delegation from CPT are privileged enough to be in glorious al-Quida's captivity and to plead with our glorious al-Quida brothers-in-arms that they refrain from chopping off their heads as they need their heads in order to continue spreading the good word of Judeo-Christian Liberation Theology and Marxist Socialism around the world.

Fellow bleeding heart Marxists of the world let's start the letter writing campaign now!!! (And don't forget to adopt one of these poor kidnapped detainees.)

A postscript:

You can start your letter writing campaign by sending CPT an e-mail! Let them know how you feel. Be an Activist. I sent them one:


Please e-mail them with your special thoughts and feelings. It's important to let those such as these people know how much we care, as such people are typically rather isolated from everyone but themselves. They appreciate and love you. So drop 'em a line.

As CPT's motto says: 'Get in the Way!'

Their e-mail: [email protected]

Life imitates the People's Cube -

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=351

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We are willing to adopt the captors once they are themselves detained and abused in an illegal US prison. But first they must be captured! We cannot extend our sympathies to them until they are officially recognized victims of US imperialism.

We will deal with the currently captured "church" people later as a separate issue if they still have their heads on.

Sounds like the LARK Program (Liberals Accept Respinsibility for Killers)

It warms my proletarian heart to know that two groups of fellow travellers (useful idiots); the Jihadis and Christianists are colluding to oppose the fascistic Bush regime.

Remember, however, that they are our pawns, and while not being class enemies, they are not part of our glorious revolutionary cadre.

Let us hope they liquidate each other so we won't have to waste the bullets.


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Your words have been carefully aimed and have hit their mark, comrade Gorky! If I may be so bold as to add this quote from CNN:

"In a written statement, the group, which also has an office in Toronto, said they were "very saddened to see the images of our loved ones" on Al-Jazeera and blamed the U.S. and British governments for the abductions."

Dialectically speaking, through the chaos and wreckage done by the Western Imperialist powers comes, phoenix-like, the Revolution! And blame for everything that we feel needs blame. Let's all keep up the refrain: Blame America! Blame America!
Dialectics is such a wonderful and useful intellectual discovery that I hope all of you have a bust of Hegel next to your bust of Marx. Keep the candles in your Marx creche burning.

Comrade Otis

"In a written statement, the group, which also has an office in Toronto, said they were "very saddened to see the images of our loved ones" on Al-Jazeera and blamed the U.S. and British governments for the abductions."

This is like what happens in Amerikkka all the time. When there's a murder in the ghetto, it's the fault of the police. The solution to crime is therefore to blame, and then eliminate, the police.

All kidding aside Comrades!

We must petition the Darwin Awards.
This could be this years winner!
It fits all the parameters. I don't think these stooges qualify for martyrdom, there needs to be intent like their Jihad friends/captors/executors have.
The thought never occured to them.
Yep, I think this possibly could be this year's winner.
Members of the Cube! Submit to the Darwin Awards!

https://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/

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Oh, the humanity!

Comrade Otis

Comrades, I have a problem...

Not so long ago I adopted a detainee. Well, the damn thing keeps pooping on my nicely used red carpeting. I paid many reubles for that carpeting. I tried rubbing its nose in it and that didnt work. Then I bought those potty training pads and that didnt work either. What can I do?!?! How am I suppose to entertain my progressive minded intellectual friends when I have detainee dung all over my new slightly used red carpets?!?

Please help...
Meow-Say-Pun

Comrade Meow!

Rubbing the nose doesn't work. Just take pages from the Koran and spread them on the floor evenly and each time your adopted detainee does his business on the pages praise Allah, the prophet, and the detainee. Oh...and don't worry about the plumbing, everybody knows that each Koran is easily bio-degradable for flushing and is safe for all septic systems. I read that in "Tips from Heloise" about a month ago.

Z.

Thank You Comrade Zinoviev!

Your advice worked miracles!! Literally. Now me and my beloved adopted detainee can share a mutual respect, peace and shared interest and devotion to progressive ideals!!

Chrmn Meow...

Stop the US bombing of Iraqis! Stop kidnapping Iraqis in huge round-up raids! The only thing that'll bring peace is an immediate troop pullout!

Read it here: https://peacejournalism.com/ReadArticle ... cleID=7569

BURN THIS BOOK


Amazon.com

One of them has already been found murdered.

A good comment about it on my friend Rocco's site:

The Death of Tom Fox: Terror Meets Delusion

Yesterday, peace activist Tom Fox was found murdered in Iraq.

Fox, along with fellow activists Harmeet Singh Sooden, Norman Kember, and James Loney were kidnapped in Baghdad on November 26, 2005.

All belonged to the leftwing Christian Peacemaker Teams (CPT), which provided "human shields" in Iraq at the start of Operation Iraqi Freedom, works side by side with the anti-Israel, quasi-terrorist International Solidarity Movement and takes the standard leftwing position that America, as the world's biggest terrorist, got its comeuppance on 9/11/2001. CPT's official motto is "Getting in the Way," and it ran a program called "Adopt a Detainee," which was sympathetic to suspected terrorists being detained by U.S. and Iraqi forces in Iraq.

So, the late Mr. Fox, belonged to a group that essentially saw the "good guys" as being equal to, if not worse than, the bad guys. He believed he was doing a righteous thing by joining a group throwing stones in the path of the U.S., Iraqi and Coalition soldiers, the same men and women who are trying to round up the Islamist terror-mongers washing the streets of Baghdad with blood and misery, terror mongers like those who murdered him.

Everything I've read about Mr. Fox indicates that, though misguided in his worldview, he was basically a decent man. Fox played in the United States Marine Band for twenty years. A Quaker, he served as a youth leader at Langley Hill Friends Meeting. His daughter, Katherine, says that while he was in the military, he refused military discounts on principle....
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Zinoviev wrote:Comrade Meow!

Rubbing the nose doesn't work. Just take pages from the Koran and spread them on the floor evenly and each time your adopted detainee does his business on the pages praise Allah, the prophet, and the detainee. Oh...and don't worry about the plumbing, everybody knows that each Koran is easily bio-degradable for flushing and is safe for all septic systems. I read that in "Tips from Heloise" about a month ago.

Z.

Comrade Zinoviev:
You never cease to impress me...I wonder why Stalin never liked you.

Vladimir Ivanov

Hey, I've got that book... I mean... shameless piece of bourgeoisie filth!