Dear Comrades,

At the suggestion of Party Information Specialist Comrade Martin Bashir, Comrade Party Chairman and Future President Barack Barackovich Obama will announce this week that the Affordable Healthcare Act is to be ‘re-branded and re-marketed' as Palincare.

This name change is intended to help reduce reactionary opposition to the highly popular program, which is bringing affordable healthcare to countless millions of workers and peasants of the USSA, and even their pets.

The announcement is expected to be made from the Presidential Shower Studio once work is completed to install the USSA's first waterproof Teleprompter. Comrade Obama is known to offer some of his best speeches while showering, as well as powerful vocal renditions of patriotic songs.

Palincare is to be named after Citizen Sarah Palin, as an attempt to convert counter-revolutionary elements in the USSA from their opposition to universal medical coverage for the Proletariat. As heartless as these Capitalists are, it is the Party's goal to bring them into harmony with the People's Will as expressed solely by Comrade Barack Barackovich.

With this new name, the Party will continue to press forward with the same strategy that has already brought so much prosperity and happiness to the Working Class of America.

The President's generosity in sharing the credit for his successful implementation of Healthcare Collectivization with the Republicans is unmatched in human history.

Palincare is the new Affordable Healthcare Act name! Comrade Obama is generous in sharing his success even with our enemies!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

May I make one suggestion, Comrade? I think we should wait until closer to November of this year and honor the most likely 2016 presidential candidate from the GOP by rebranding glorious Obamacare with the candidates name. We will make an exception for governor Christie should he choose to run. So the most likely nominee after him should receive this wonderful honor.

By then, it is likely that another re-branding and re-marketing effort will be needed anyway, so there will be lots of room for Christie… which is hard to imagine in so many ways…

INGSOC wrote:May I make one suggestion, Comrade? I think we should wait until closer to November of this year and honor the most likely 2016 presidential candidate from the GOP by rebranding glorious Obamacare with the candidates name. We will make an exception for governor Christie should he choose to run. So the most likely nominee after him should receive this wonderful honor.

As Citizen Palin correctly foresaw the creation of Death Panels Independent Payment Advisory Boards this is clearly the right move.

So I may cease to assert to my comrades that The ACA was originally the plan of the Mormon from Massechusets?

Nomenklatura-climber wrote:By then, it is likely that another re-branding and re-marketing effort will be needed anyway, so there will be lots of room for Christie… which is hard to imagine in so many ways…

INGSOC wrote:May I make one suggestion, Comrade? I think we should wait until closer to November of this year and honor the most likely 2016 presidential candidate from the GOP by rebranding glorious Obamacare with the candidates name. We will make an exception for governor Christie should he choose to run. So the most likely nominee after him should receive this wonderful honor.

You misunderstand me Comrade. Regional Chairman Christie's path to the nomination shall not be "impeded" with any honor we should bestow on the republican field. He is our friend, and ally.