Current TV, the current truth channel owned by Al Gore has just sold to Al'z Jazeera for $400,000,000. Way to go Al, let's warm up the USA with a little Muslim agitprop. The science is in comrades. Things are indeed heating up.
Our Dear Leader (PBUH) has not issued a statement of congratulations to Al ("Jazeera") Gore from his Dacha in the People's Republic of Hawaii.
In entirely unrelated news, a special rider to the Physical Cliff bill has been retroactively passed to exempt capital gains from the sale of cable networks from the new 187% tax on incomes over $5.00 per year ($7.15 for non-gay married couples), or the equivalent value in root vegetables.
No more hotel employee embarrassment for himself or traveling companion Michael Moore, a couple of real intellectual heavyweights!
This is most excellent news as we all know Algore will willingly pay his Fair Share™ of that windfall to the Peoples Lockbox™.
I can feel my chakra being released just thinking about this.
If we're going to dredge up Gore again, maybe one of you out there with more imagination than me can do something with this: Al Gore Walks Away from Green Energy.
I guess it wasn't paying enough to support his 1% lifestyle.
I, Al Gore, a.k.a. Gorbels Cube, am outraged that the Reich-Wing Fanatics at Breitbart (see image above) have dared to epose my political leanings in selling the People's Channel, Current TV, to Aljazeera after I sensibly rejected overtures from the infamous Glenn Beck seeking to acquire the Current-TV Channel List, our sole and most treasured asset (which my progressive comrades and I owned, of course, in the name of the Collective Good and surely not for personal profit).
Al Makmud Gore speaks for the Prophet (peace be upon him).
It's a very special thing when Algore sells his soul to the highest bidder!
Isn't that what life's all about? Especially from Algore, who cares so much about the environment! His "Current TV" bombed! Now he sells his bomb to Al Jazeera!
We all know how much Al JaZeera cares about the environment! Right? They want to send Israel into the sea, as well as anyone who isn't them. Infidels! They have told us they will do this. First Israel, then the United States.
Our founding Fathers dealt with them as well. This is not a new thing.
They are already in hell. They want us to join them. Obviously Algore has taken the first step.